zuojingtianqidengdao，yinghandalaozaijienantaoluzhizhigushaotingzheishiyibenjiqiyouxiudeyibuzuopin！wulunshicongzuozhetugududewenbihaishiduirenwusheding，juqingsheding，dounenggourangduzhedairujinqu，jingcaineirongtuijian：zheieqiziranshiluzhizhi。tashangbeizimeiyoujuexing，buzhidaozijishieduyuanpei，yixinhanweizijidejiatinghezhangfu，yushidaochujubao，sapomanma，jiaodefantiandi……
luzhizhihaizaiqidaidekanzhegushaoting，tazhendebuxiangzijishoushi，zheirenyaoshibudaying，tajiuhuaqianqingrenlaijialiganhuoer。
“zhizhi，xiandenghuier，womentanyixia。”
susuquyuanzilizhuomazhaqule，gushaotinglazhuluzhizhideshouwan，daitaqulewofang。
luzhizhixianglexiangyemeizhengzha，fanzhengzaowanyaotan，tawusuowei。
erqienaolihunneizhenzigushaotingyejingchanghetatan，zheigeshazihaihanzheshenmanyiqilaitan，luzhizhineiduanshijiangangmeilehaizi，piqidianhuoerjiuzhe，zhijienazhedasaozhoubarendachuqude。
taxianzaijiuyaokankansaozhouzainali，taxiguanyongneige，tingchengshoude。
jinlefangjian，gushaotingsuishoudaishangmen，tayoudianerxiangguoqubaoyixialuzhizhi，buguokanzheluzhizhijiebeidemuguang，wolewoquantou，haishirenzhule。
luzhizhikanchulaigushaotingmiansebuyu，yezhuyidaotadeshou，hei，haiwoquan，xiangdatama？
luzhizhishigeshishiwudenvzi，ganjinhoutuilejibu，bumandikanxiangbizijigaoleyitoudenanren，
“tingtingting，gushaoting，zanmenxianzaijiubahuashuoqingchu。”
luzhizhideshulihehaobukeqidehuasihuzhengshilegushaotingdecaice，tajiushihenbuduijinger，yaoshigezaiyiqian，tazaojiupuguolaitiaodaotahuailile，xiaoyatouyouduoshengmeng，tahaishitihuiguode。
“hao，nixiangshuoshenme，wotingzhe。”
gushaotingdaoshixiangkankantaxiangzuoshenme，yushibaozhegeboyouzaiyouzaidikanzheta，heiyouyoudeyanjinglihaidaizhexixuedexiaoyi。
luzhizhiyouxiangfanbaiyanle，xiaogepia，laoniangzheijiupaoqini！
“gushaoting，niangsiqiandougaosuwole，tashuonizaiwaimianyoulaoxianghao，genbenjiubuxianggenwojiehun。doushitabini，nicaihuilaibaijiude。”
luzhizhixiabiande，gumuzuihouderizilianhuadoushuobuchulaile，zenmekenengshuozheixie。
erqiegumufangbuxiazijidexiaonver，yixinxiangbaluzhizhiliuzaijiali，jiashangluzhizhizijiyetingyuanyi，liangquanqimeideshiqing，gumuzenmekenenggenluzhizhihushuobadao。
doutouyipenzangshuipolexialai，gushaotingmeifaerzaidanding，meixinjinjinzhouzaiyiqi，dangjifouren，
“bukeneng，wogenbenmeiyoulaoxianghao，luzhizhitongzhi，qingnibuyaohushuobadao！”
闭嘴！
luzhizhizaixinlidahanyisheng，“tongzhi”zheilianggeziduomedeweidagaoshang，buxunizheigerenmianshouxindejiahuozaidianwutamen！
shangbeizigushaotingweilezhanxianheshenmande“zhanyouqing”，yejingchangzailuzhizhimianqianjiaota“shenmantongzhi”，shuotaburongyi，yaoduobangbangtamenmuzi。
呃，好想吐！
xiangqishangbeizideneixiezaoxinshierluzhizhidezhandoulijiuhenrongyibaobiao，xiaozuibababayidunshuchu：
“xinglexingle，bieshuole，neinvrendexindoujidaojialilaiguo，shuoshenmetahunhouguodebuhao，tananrenlaodata，haishuoxiangniannimenzaiyiqiderizi。niangpawoshangxincaimeigaosuwo，houlaitajuededuibuqiwo，haishijiwokanle，hairangwozijizuojuedingyaobuyaoni。”
gushaotingyiliancuoe，taconglaidoubuzhidaohaiyouxindeshiqing，gangxiangzaijieshijiju，luzhizhijiuchongtahuanglehuangshizhi，manlianbiyididaliangzheta：
“zezeze，gushaoting，wozhenmeixiangdaonishizheiyangdenanren，niyaoshibuxianggenwoguonijiuzhishuo，jialiyigewaimianyige，nidangnishigushihoudehuangdiya，zhenexin！”
luzhizhidehuaxiangyigeyouyigedeerguangdazaitalianshang，gushaotingbeiduidejiebushanghua，haoxiangtazhendeshifuxinhanyiyang。
tajuedezijibidouehaiyuan，shenmexin，tagenbenjiandoumeijianguo：
“xinni？sheixiede，nachulai，wodaoyaokankan，shisheidanzizheimeda，ganmingmuzhangdandipohuaibierendehunyin？”
yohe，xiaohuozihaitingyingqi，luzhizhiyaoleyaoya，xiangzhejiusuanmeiyouxin，tayebunengshu，dexianchangshengzaoyifengchulai！
“haoa，gushaoting，yuanlainihaizhenxianggenrenjialianxishang，pei，wopianburangniruyuan，xinzaojiushaole，neimeexindewanyiernidangwohailiuzhea，woliuzheguonianbucheng？”
“zhizhi，nilengjing，wobushizheigeyisi，wozhishixiangzhidaoshisheixiedexin。”
“shenman，shenman，shenxiaoman！tingqingchulema？”
yaobushipashengyintaidahedaosusu，tazhenxiangbawudinghanpo！
gushaotingmeixiangdaoluzhizhijingranzhendeshuochulaiyigemingzi，tahaiyiweixinshitabiande。
tidaozheigemingzi，gushaotinggandaoyouxietouteng，taheshenman，haiyouchengdongdoushipengyou，shenmanweishenmezhijizijixie，bujimeilaopodechengdongxie，zheibushijizijizhaomafanma？
gushaotingshenshouroulerouzijideejiao，jinzuidadenaixinshituanfuluzhizhi：
“zhizhi，nitingwoshuo，wogenta……”
“aaa，wobuting，wobuting，wobuting，wobuting——”
ciluzhizhifeibiluzhizhi，jijuhuakebunengrangzheitoujuelvzhuanwaner。
“goule，gushaoting，shigenanrenjiuyaoganzuogandang，nibuxianggenwoguo，woyebuxianggenniguo。niangshuolerangwozuojueding，wopaxianzaijiugaosuni，zanliangwanle——”
luzhizhishuangshouqiayao，nulirangzijidexiaoshenbanerkanqilaigengyouqishiyixie。
kexitazhangdejiubushiwudasancudemoyang，bazhangdadexiaolian，biliangtingqiao，chunzhubaoman，yanjinghaishiqianhesede，genxiaoluyiyangganjingqingche，jiashangxianzaiyouxieshengqi，liandanhongpupude，bidaoshangsuoyouguniangdouhaokan。
gushaotingzhidao，xianzaibushixinshangzijixifuerzhangdehaobuhaokandeshihou，xindeshierzaishuobuqingchu，takenengjiumeilaopole。
tashenshouanzhuluzhizhidejianbang，xiangrangtalengjingxialai。
“zhizhi，neifengxinwogenbenjiubuzhidao，zheixienian，woyemeiyouzaigentalianxiguo。jiranquleni，woshiyidingyaoduinifuzede。guoqudeshiqingzanmenbutile，wanghouhaohaoguo，xingbuxing？”
buxingbuxingbuxingbuxing——
tamenzhijiangezhesusuhetaweichushengdehaizideliangtiaoming，kebushijijuhuajiunengfanpianerde。
jiusuansusuxianzaizaiwaimianhaohaodewanshua，luzhizhiyebuhuiyuanliangzheigezisiwuqingde**。
tayonglituikailegushaoting，yanshenlijingrandaishangleyisiyuanhen：
“gushaoting，nitinghaole，shiwobuxiangjinidangxifuer，buxiangjinishengwale。”
“congjintiankaishi，zanliangdeshierjiufanpianle。wanghounigaiquxifuerquxifuer，wogaijiaosaozijiaosaozi，zanmenhaishiyijiarenha。”
“qushenmanyexing，buguodedengtaxianlihun。”
luzhizhiyifuhaobuzaihudemoyang，chedijinugushaoting，hunyindashizenmenengdangerxi？
还算了，怎么算了？
“luzhizhi，nijiayejiale，shuiyeshuile，zenmenengshuosuanjiusuanle？”
shangbeiziliangrenyigebeiwoshuilehaojinianle，luzhizhizaobushigedaguniangle，erqiehaisileyihui，henduoshierkandehenkai，
“hai，meishier，ge，genniyiqiyemeishenmeganjue，wodouwangle，niyewangleba，fanzhengyemeirenzhidao。”
beizijilaopozheimemaitai，gushaotingdeturanlianshangqingyizhenbaiyizhener，shashihaokan，tahaixiangzaishuoxieshenme，zheishi，waimiandesusuhanluzhizhile。
“susu，jiejiezaiwuli，nixianzijiwanera。”
huayijingshuoqingchu，luzhizhiyebuguangushaotingdayingbudaying，fanzhengtajiushibugentaguole。
zheimehunzhangdenanrensheiyuanyijieshousheijieshouba。
她放鞭炮欢迎。
“duile，ge，ganjinqujiwojiaoren，jializangsile，niyebuzhidaoshoushiyixia，zhenmaitai！yihousheiyuanyigenniguorizia。”
luzhizhiyidunhulielie，gushaotingbeitaqidetoudingmaoyan，lidoumeilita，touyemeihuishuaishoujiuzou。
luzhizhiyebuguanta，bawaimianzaitaiyangdixiashadunzhedesusuhanlejinlai，liangrenyiqidongshouzhenglidailaidexingli。
guolehaoyihuier，jigebandaxiaohuozichuanglejinlai，weishoudeziranshixiaoxia。
“zhizhijie，youshenmerenwuqingfenfu！”
renwuziranbushao，youjitakansusude，youjitaqushitangdafande，youjitachucaodasaoyuanzide，haiyoupeitaqufuwushekangdongxide。
talaizhiqianjiubalaojiadedongxifendefen，maidemai，daizhesusuqingzhuangshangzhen，jirankaishixinshenghuo，yiqiedoudeshixinde！
gushaotingshengzheqizoude，xiaoxiajiluzhizhidailejishikuaiqianlaide。
luzhizhiziranbukeqi，xianzaidetakebushizhiqiandexiaoqiguile，youqiangaihuajiudehua，burankoukousousoubanbeizi，zuihouquanbianyibierenle。
anpaihaosusuhou，luzhizhidairenqulerenminfuwushe，liangyoumimian，guowanpiaopen，tangguodianxin，haiyouchuangdanbeizhao，huilaideshihousangerenchadianernabudong。
“ai，zheiguniangshisheia，kezhenbaijing！”
“kanzheixiaoyaoda**de，yizhunershengerzi！buzhidaoyoumeiyouzhuera？”
“meiyouyebuyaozheiyangde，tainenghuaqianle，sheijiayangdeqi，zhenbaijia！”
……
sanrendayaodabaidihuijia，lubianbushaorendoukanshayanle，zheinalilaidebaijiaxiaoniangmenera……
bierendeyilunrujindeluzhizhibuzaihule，jiusuanmingtiandaochenletadoubuzaihu，dabuledaizhesusuyouguoqu。
huidaojia，yuanziganjingzhengjie，luzhizhimanyijile，xiangzheshangbeizidezijihaizhenshigehanhuo，zijihangchihangchidasaolesantian，gebodoukuaileiduanle！
“damao，ermao，kuaiguolaibangbangmang，zhizhijiejizanmenmailerou，rou！”
xiaoxiayishengyaohe，liansusudougenzheguolaibangmang：
“laile，womenlaile——”
luzhizhiyihouhaiyoubushaoshihuanzheijigexiaopihaideshihou，suoyiyemeixiaoqi，wugehaizi，yirenerliangrou，haiyouroutanshengdeyixiezhuxiashuidoubaoyuanle，zonggonghaibudaoliangkuaiqian。
meirenzaipeishangjipianxiangpenpendetaosu，yibadabaitunaitang，duizheixiepixiaozilaishuo，jianzhishicaishennainailaileya，fale，fale……
wufanshishuishengcongshitangjidade，luzhizhileijile，yemeiliufan，haizimentizhedongxihuanhuanxixizoule。
damaoermaozuikaixin，tamenshixiongdi，nahuijiayouliangfen，zhongwunengdachiyidunle。
hailuodaodongbian，lijia，damaoermaodangshouhuoyuandeerjiehuijiachiwufanle。
lizhaodikanzhelianggedididaihuilaidexiaobanjinrouhezhuxiashuifadai，shenledamaoermaobantian，quedingbushitamentoude，zheicaigantizhedongxiquchufangzuofan。
“erjie，gudagejialailegechenglideda**，zhangdejun，shuohuahaoting，haoxianghaijigudageshenglegepiaoliangdexiaoguinv？”
lizhaodishigushaotingzaihailuodaoshangdetouhaozhuiqiuzhe，tingdaolianggedididehuahounaodaidoumengle。
bucheng，tabixuqukankanshihefangyaonieganlaiqiangtadegudage，tayaoduoleta！
“erjie~，womene，e，e——”
zheishi，fanzhuoqiandangdangdangdedeqiaowanshengjifalelizhaodigengdadenuhuo，padeyisheng，tazhijiebadaoduodaoleanbanshang，qiayaonuma：
“chichichi，esiguitoutaia！”
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