xiangbudaozuozhenijiuhuiyongzheizhongfangshizhankai《zhongjiyiban：wohemeinvzuotongzhuo》juqingdemiaoxie，jirenfeichangdadejingxi，kanhouyouyizhongyiyouweijindeganjue，zhujiaoyefengleitingzuizhongjiejuyeshihenjingxide，xiaoshuozhuyaojiangle“yefengtongxue，nizheiyangshibushixiashoutaizhongleyidian?”kandaosabisidengrenlangbeitaocuan，qiuqiuxiumeiweicu，renbuzhuwendao。……
“zhongjiyibandedouchulai!”
“对，快出来!”
“zhongjiyibanbushiyouyigehaochengkingderen，kuaichulaijianwomenlaoda!”
suizhehanhuashengchuanlai，zhijianshijimingqingnianzoulechulai。
erweishouzhezeshiyimingchuanzhebaiyifudebaozhatouqingnian。
“yoyoyo，zheimekuaijiuchulaibaijiannibendayele?”
sabisirenlvlingzheshijimingtongxuelanzhuyefengdengren，qizhongyoujirenhaitaiqitouyongtiaoxindemuguangdaliangzheyefengdengyiqunren，yanshenzhizhongjinjietouchunongnongdeqingmiezhise。
“heng!yiqunchunzhu。”yefengkandaozheixierenhoubuxiedepieletamenyiyan，erhouchongzheleiting、qiuqiujirendandanshuodao：“nimenrangkaiyixia。”
“你要干什么?”
leitingwenyan，meitouyizhou。
“dangranshijiejuezheixieaishidejiahuo。”yefengheiheiyixiao。
“buzhun!”qiuqiuwenyan，zhanchulaihezhidao：“niganggangyijingdashangrenle。”
zhijianqiuqiudurangzhezuiba，lanzaileyefengmianqian。
wangzheturanlanzaizijimianqiandeqiuqiu，yefengpielepiezui，shuodao：“neiyouzenyang?”
“qiuqiu，womenbuguanta，kanzhejiuhao。”
yipangdehualinglongjianzhuang，yibajianglanzaiyefengmianqiandeqiuqiuladaoyibian。
“king，womenbuguanma?”
neigesheiyouxiefuzadewendao。
“先看看吧。”
leitingwenyan，meitouyizhou，wunaideshuodao。
tayebuzhidaogairuhechuli，bijingrujinyefengdeshilimingxianzaitazhishang。
zhongwanjunjianzhuang，likeduileitingshuodao：“leiting，zhiyaonixiangzuzhi，wokeyibangmang。”
leitingmeiyoushuohua，zhishijiandandeyaoleyaotou。
“laoda，zheixiaozihenxiaozhanga?”
“shia，genbenmeiyoubawomenfangzaiyanli!”
zheiyibian，yefengdefanyingrangsabisideshouxiajirenlianseyinchen，youqishisabisi，zuoweilaodadeta，conglaidoushigaoaode，danshixianzai，yefengwanquanbujiangtafangzaiyanli，zheilingtanaoxiuchengnu。
sabisishenxingyihuang，zhibenyefengpuqu。
“臭小子，找死。”
sabisinuheyisheng，shouzhongdabanshouduizheyefengxiongtangzaqu。
eryefengyijiuzhanzaiyuandimeidong，kandaosabisidegongshijijiangluoxia，dangxiayizhanghengsao，padeyibazhangshanzaiduifangdelianjiazhishang。
啪——。
qingcuiyueerdexiangliangbazhangshengchuanlai，sabisideshenxingyourupaodanyibanhengfeichuqu。
zheiyici，tashuaidegengjiaqican，bizidoutaxianxiaqu，mankoudeyachigengshidiaoluolehaoduoke，xianxuelinli。
“nitamagandawomenlaoda!xiongdimen，nongsitayade!!!”
sabisidejiminggenbannuhoulianlian，jinjiezhefenfenhuiquanchaozheyefengzalai。
raner，yefengquefangfomeiyoukandaotamenside，jingzhichaozhesabisizouleguoqu。
“hundan……nixiangganma!”
jiandaoyefengjingzhizouxiangziji，sabisihedemianrutuse，zhenggerenjingkongzhiji，jiuxiangshijianguileyiban。
“干嘛?”
yefengzuijiaofanchuyisiwanwei：“dangranshizounia。”
shuowan，yefengjiaobumengrankuayue，youtuihenladebiantuihongjierchu。
砰砰砰——
yidaodaomenxiangshengchuanlai，sabisizhiganjuehunshenjutong，yizhenzhencigutengtongxibianquanshen，eryucitongshi，tadenaodaigengshiwengmingzuoxiang，yiguqiangliedexuanyunganchongchizaidanaozhinei!
“噗嗤!”
bansuizheyishengmenxiang，zhijiansabisidaofeierchu，zhongzhongzhuangjizaiqiangbizhishang，zhenggerenhunsileguoqu。
zhei……zheinimazenmehuishi?
sabisijimingshouxiakandaozijilaodajingranbeiyefengyituichouyun，chadianheniao。
zheijiahuojianzhitaikongbule。
这还怎么打?
“doulengzheganshenme?haibudainimenlaodaqukanyisheng?”yefengpieleyiyanshadaidaidesabisijiminggenban，bunaifandebailebaishou。
tingdaozheihua，sabisidegenbanzheicaifanyingguolai，ganmangchanfuzhesabisibianlikaile。
zhenggeguocheng，doubeideleitingdengrenkanzaiyanli。
tamenmeiyouxiangdaoyefengchushouhuirucihenlaheguoduan。
“yefengtongxue，nizheiyangshibushixiashoutaizhongleyidian?”kandaosabisidengrenlangbeitaocuan，qiuqiuxiumeiweicu，renbuzhuwendao。
yefengzhuanmoukanxiangqiuqiu，liezuiyixiao：“fangxinba，woxiashouyoufencun。”
“回去。”
leitingyuqidanmodeduizhongrenfenfudao。
“yefengtongxue，nizenmebuzouma?”
genzaileitingjirenshenhoudejinbaosan，huranfaxianyefengjingranmeiyougenshanglai。
“nimenxianhuiqu，wozaizheilidengyigeren。”
叶枫微微一笑。
“jinbaosan，bieguantale。”
hualinglongdengleyefengyiyan，erhoulazhejinbaosanjiuzou。
likaizhiqian，zhongwanjunmuguangheyefengshenshendeduishileyiyan，suihouyelikaile。
kanzhezhongrendebeiying，yefengyemeiyoulihui，ruoyousuosi。
算了。
haishizaizheierdengwangdadongxianshenba。
yuanzhuzhong，jiushisabisidairenshangmendeshihou，wangdadongzuihouchuxian。
果然。
他心中刚这样想。
曹操就到了。
“芭乐高中!”
“终极一班!”
“wowangdadongyouhuilaile!”
bansuizheyishengdajiao，wangdadongqizheyiliangkuxuandejichehuanhuandetingzaibalegaozhongdexiaoyuanzhizhong。
tadelianshangguazheyifuxiaolian，kanqilaiyichangjingshen。
“wei，tongxue，xuexiaoyoudiandabianyang，bangongshizenmezou?”
wangdadongkandaoyefengzhanzailubian，dunshitiaoxialejiche，yifutebieshudemoyangwendao。
“qianbianneidonglou，dierjianjiushixuexiaobangongshi。”
yefengshenshouzhilezhi，ertingdaozheihua，wangdadongyileng，zheicaishunzheyefengsuoshuowangqu。
guoranzaiyizuoloufangpangbianchulizheyidongjianzhuwu。
“xiele，yihouyoujihuishenkejiaoliuyixiae。”
wangdadongduizheyefengjilejiyanjing。
“woshizhongjiyibandeyefeng。”yefengsonglesongjianbang。
“zhongjiyiban?yuanlaishiyefengtongxue，yihouwomenjiushiyigebandele。”wangdadonghahayixiao，erhouzhuanshenbianjingzhichaozhexuexiaobangongshizouqu。
kanzhewangdadongdebeiying，yefengyaoleyaotou：“zheijiahuodexinggeguoranheyuanzhuyiyanghuopo。”
zheijiushizhongjiyibanlaodama?
shishangzuiqianggaozhongshengwangdadong!
haizhenshiqidaijiexialaifashengdeshiqing。
“叮!”
“jieshiwangdadong，huodeyigechoujiangdian。”
“是否抽奖?”
jiuzaiwangdadonglikaimeiduojiu，xitongtishiyinshunjianxiangqi。
“抽取!”
yefengwenyanlianseyixi，meiyourenheyouyu，shunjianxuanzeshiyongchoujiang!
咻咻咻——
xiayike，yefengmianqiandexukongyizhen，erhoulianggeyuanquanxunsufuxian。
“叮!”
“gongxisuzhuhuodexiangleiguoshi。”
“xiangleiguoshi：nengcaokongleitingzhili，nengligenjusuzhuzhanlizhishutishengweili，zhongjijinengyindongjiutianshenlei!zhu：yinweibushiyuanshijie，nengliyouxian，weilixuyaosuzhusuizhezhanlizhishutisheng。”【beizhu：bushichilelimawudi，guoshinengliyibuyibujiade，houmianqidaoguanjianzuoyong。】
zaixitongtishijieshudetongyishijian，yefengdeshouzhongduochuleyimeiguguaideguoshi。
kanzheshouzhongfuxiandeguguaiguoshi，yefengyanshenweiweiyiliang。
响雷果实。
zheibushihaizeiwanglimiandedongxima?
好东西!
为了不必要的麻烦。
zaidedaoxiangleiguoshideshunjian，yefengjiuchongxianglemeirendexuexiaotiantai。
“haodongxi，haodongxi，buzhidaozheikeguoshixiaqu，zhanlizhishuhuibuhuidedaozengjia?”
zhanzaixuexiaoloudingdeyefeng，kanzheshouzhongdexiangleiguoshi，shenseyouxiejidong，buyoutianletianzuichun。
tarujinzhanlizhishuyijingdadaole18000dian，ruoshizheikexiangleiguoshihainenggouzengfudehua，neimezishenzhanlizhishujueduikeyizaicibaozhang。
xiangdaozheili，tazhijiekaishitunshixiangleiguoshi。
jiuzaiyefengtunshilexiangleiguoshizhihou，yidaodianhushunjianzaitashentibiaomianfuxian。
yidaodaoximidedianmangzaiyefengshenqushangyongdong，pilipalazhaxiang。
eryefengzeshizhengkaishuangyan，yanmouzhizhongtouchuyisixingfenhekuangre。
tamingxianganshoudaolezijizhanlizhishudedaoletisheng。
36000dianzhanlizhishu!
zheizhongtisheng，jianzhishihairentingwen。
yaozhidao，zaiyefengfuyongxiangleiguoshideshihou，zishenzhanlizhishuzuzufanleyibei，zhishiduanduanshiduomiaodeshijianbianbaozhang18000dian。
“zheixiangleiguoshiguoranlihai。”
“jiushiweidaoxiangchiledabianyiyang，guaiexinde……”
yefengkuseyixiao，yaoleyaotou，xuanjishoulianlianshangyise。
maizhelansandebufachaozhejiaoshihuanhuanzouqu。
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