haomenzongcaileixingdexiaoshuodatongxiaoyi，《zhoujingzeshijingchengmingmenzhishou》zheibenshurangrenyanqianyiliang，congjiazhoujingzedegushimailuoqingxi，lisuisuidewenbixiaosa，jiegouyanjin，xiedehenhao，zhidetuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：“neihoutianwoqujieni。”congjiazhishidianlexiatou，bianzhuanshenzhijielikai。tachajuedaozhoujingzedemuguangyizhiluozaitabeihou，cunzaiganhenqiang，yizhidao……
“nihaiyoumeiyouxin？nizenmezheiyanglangxingoufei？”
“zhixingshicongningdejiumingenren！”
zhongmukuikuizhixia，xuyangzhijiezhiwencongjia，queshifenkexiaodedaochulaileqinshuyuanjin。
知星，丛宁。
zijidenvershenzhidoubupeiyongyouyigeqinniyidiandechenghu。
congjiaxindiyuefajuedebingleng，mianshangguazhelengmoshuli。
“muqin，woqueshibushihetayiqilaide，womeiyoushuocuo。”
“你！”
xuyangtaishouzhizhecongjia，yandideyanehebinglengjihudouyaoyichulaile。
shangyishicongjiajingranhaiduizheiyangdemuqinbaoyouqidai，zhongjiushitaxiangcuole。
huichangdefenweiyeyinweizheigebiandeguiyileqilai，xuduorendoujiangmuguangqiaoqiaonuoleguolai。
jiuzaizheiguiyidefenweili，yidaocixiangwenroudeshengyincongshenhouchuanleguolai。
“是迦迦吧。”
zheishengyinwenrouyouli，zhayitingdaozheigeshengyin，congjiachadianhongleyankuang。
tamengdizhuantoukanguoqu，zhounainaibeizhoujingzechanfuzhe，huanmandezouguolai。
tamuguangluozaiduimiandexuyangshenshang，shengyinhuanhuanqueyoulidedao：“zheishizenmele？”
xuyangkandaozhounainai，miansebianlexia：“laofuren。”
zhounainailengmodedianlexiatou，quezaizhuantoukanxiangcongjiashishunjianbianlebiaoqing，qinnidezhaolezhaoshou：“jiajia，lainainaizheili，rangnainaikankanni。”
congjiakandaolaorenneiyishun，yanweijiuyijingbianhongle，tabuyongzhounainaitixing，zhijiezouguoquwanzhuzhounainaidegebo，shengyindididedao：“nainai。”
zhounainaiyiyankandaocongjiafanhongdeyanjing，shunjianjiugengxintengle。
“eiyou，womenjiajiashouweiqule。”
tataitoumantiaosilidekanxiangxuyang，yudiaobumanyidedao：“xuyang，nixianzaizhenshiyuelaiyuemeiyouliyile，zheizhongchanghegongrandachaodanao，zhenshiyoushishenfen。”
zhounainaizebeileyisheng，bianlazhulecongjialikai。
zhounainaizuoweibenciyanhuidezhujiao，guangmingzhengdadedaizhecongjiasichujianren，qizhonghanyibuyaneryu。
kuangqie，congjiazhuiqiurenxianglaizhuiqiudeshifendadanqiezhangyang，taxihuanshei，jiuhuizhijiequzhui。
quanzilihenshaomeiyourenbuzhidaocongjiadaozhezhuizhoujingzezheijianshi，zhibuguozhoujingzetaidumolengliangke，taiguolengmo，rangrenyebuhaoqudaqu。
rujinzhounainaigongranlazhexusuyiqi，zhongrenlianliangongwei：“congdaxiaojiezhenshiyuefachuluole。”
“tingwenqianduanshijiancongdaxiaojieganggangnaxialesaichediyiming？”
“erqiecongxiaojiehaijinleliujiaoshoudezu，neiweilaoshidexiangmukebuhaojin，congxiaojienenglikejianyiban。”
zheixiegongweideshengyin，zhounainailehehedeshouzhe，lazhecongjiasichuzhanshi。
zhounainaideshentibuhao，zhiyihuijiutilibuji，bianhezhongrengaobie，qulehoufangdexiuxiqu。
congjiagenzhetagangyiluozuo，biankanchulaizhounainaishizhendelei，chuanxidoucuzhongleqilai，erqiejingshenbuji。
shangyishi，zhounainaisuiranshentibujia，quebushihenzhongshi，dengdaozhenzhengchachulaideshihou，yijingwanle。
congjialazhuzhounainaideshou，jinzhangdedao：“nainaizheijiridounalibushufu？xinzangyoumeiyouyiyang？kekanleyisheng？”
zhounainaipailepaicongjiadeshou，saoleyiyanyizhizaipangbianchongdangrenxingbaijiandezhoujingze，xiaoleyishengdao：“zheimeguanxinnainaiya？”
“shiaiwujiwu？haishi……”
congjiamianshangyihong，youxiebutaihaoyisidelazhulezhounainaideshou：“nainai，wozaiwenzhengjingshini。”
zhounainaiciaidepailepaicongjiadeshou，yishianwei，suihouxiaohehededao：“shishishi。”
“wozhidaowomenjiajiazaiguanxinwodeshenti，laotaitaiwodeshentihaozheni，hainenghuodaoyibaiershisui。”
zhounainaishangyishijiujingchangzheiyanganfutamenzheixiexiaobei，yizhiyutamencaineimechifaxianzhounainaideyizhuang。
congjiaminjinzuichun，nandeyansudedao：“buxing。”
“要去检查。”
“worenshiyiweihaiguiyixueboshi，zuijinzaizheibianlunban，dengninxianle，jiugenwoqukankanba。”
zhounainaixiaozheyingleyisheng，yuelaicongjiayuexihuan：“hao，jiajiazheimehaodenvhai，sheiqudaole，zhenshiyoufuqile。”
“是不是啊京泽？”
tayiyousuozhidedao：“zaituozhedehua，haonvhaierkebuhuidengzhenie。”
congjiaminjinzuichun，gangyaojieshitahezhoujingzexianzaimeiyourenheguanxile，jiubeiyidaojiaobushengdaduanle。
linzhixingnazheyifenlihe，congwaimianzoujinlai。
“nainai，wojiaolinzhixing，zaixuexiaolishoulehenduojingzegedezhaogu，tingshuoninhuilai，zheiyidiandiandelipin，buchengjingyi。”
tashuozhemeiyanweichui，daizheweiyuhaixiudexiaonvrenzuotai。
“fanzheng，zheikendingshibibushangcongjiadeliwude，xiwangnainaibuyaojieyi。”
zheihuayichu，zhouweideshengyindoutingzhule。
congjiagenbenjiumeiyoujizhounainaisonglipin。
zhoujingzezhoulexiamei，linzhixingfangfohouzhihoujueyiban，wuzhulezui，jinghuchushengdao：“baoqian，woshibushishuocuohuale？”
zhouweirenmiansegeyi，congjiamiansedandan，gangyaokaikou，jiutingdaozhounainaiyudiaolengdandedao：“jiajiasongde，niqueshibibushang。”
xianchangguiyideanjingleyishun，doumeixiangdaozhounainaijingranhuizhijieshuochulai。
linzhixingmiansebianleyoubian，weiweiditou，yifushouleweiqudemoyang。
“抱歉，我……”
zhouweijigeren，lianmangzhanchulaidayuanchang。
“zhixingqujianguozhoufurenlema？”
“zheilipinshihaode，buguolaotaitaihecongjiaduoniandeganqingzaini。”
“jiushi，liqingqingyizhong。”
yougerenjilinzhixingduanleyiwantang，qinqiededao：“tingshuoniqianduanshijianjinyiyuanle，zheishichufanggangzuochulaidejiyutang，tianjialehaojizhongyaocaini。”
tingdaoqizhongjiweiyaocai，yizhizaipangbianbuyanyudezhoujingzeyandishanguoyisifanzao，jianlinzhixingjiangneiwantangjiexialai，yandidefanzaojihudouyaoyichulaile。
“她吃不了。”
zhoujingzedeshengyinlengmo，rangjilinzhixingsongtangderenshouzhidunlexia。
“qizhonglianggeyaotaguomin。”
linzhixingyandishanguoyisideyi，taduduile。
tadichuizhetou，zuijiaobuyichajuedegouqi。
zaitaitoushi，youshiyifurourouruoruodemoyang：“xiexiejingzegege。”
“yishengzaiyiyuanshuode，wodouwangjile，meixiangdaojingzegejingranhaijide。”
zheihuashengyinluoxia，zhouweidefenweilengji。
zhounainaizhouzhemei，muguangbuyuedezailianggerenzhijianlaihuizhuandong。
congshizhizhong，zhiyoucongjiazuidanding。
talengmodefangxiashouzhongdechabei，dapolezheiguiyideqifen：“nainai，pengyouhaizaiwaimiandeng，buduoliule。”
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