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“lailailai，jintianwohenkaixin。chuyun、anqi，nimenpeiwolaotouzihejibei。”
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wangyuyoudianbuxie：“lianjiudoubuhe，shibushinanrene？”
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linanqiweixiaozhediandiantou：“meiguanxi，wozaiwangshangjiaoledaijia。yinggaihenkuaijiudaole。”
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“ng，quzhenzhubieyuan。”
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chuyunzoudaowangyuchechuangqian：“daiwoyicheng。”
zheigechoutubaozi，gangcairanglaozizailaotouzimianqianzheimediulian，haixiangyaorangzijidaita？
带你个鬼啊！
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咦？那土包子呢？
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“咦？人呢？”
“renzaiqianmian，niwanghoumiankanganshenme？”
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chuyunzhizhezhengqianfang，neiyiliangheisedebinli，neizhengshilinanqideche：“nigenjindian，buyaorangduifangfaxian。”
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“哦。”
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chuyunyou“e”leyisheng，youzhuiwen：“suoyi，nizhuiguota，shibaile？”
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“zaidengdeng，neigedaijiasiji，bushishancha。”
“你怎么知道？”
“因为眼神。”
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“咦？”
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“停车，熄灯！”
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咔。
neiliangbinlichedechemenbeidakai，yigeheisederenying，zaichemenbianshang，buduandirudong。
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“都他妈别动！”
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