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“zenmele？”linaoxueyihuodao。
“wozuozheiliangfangche，laolinnidaizheaoxuezuohoumiandeaodi。”suruishuowan，bianwangfangchelizuan。
zheilianghaohuafangchekeshijingguozhuanyegaizhuangde，quanchefangdan，jiusuanshibeizidandazhongluntaile，yeyijiukeyizhaochangxingshi！
zaininghai，zheiliangzuojiajiushibikangjituandebiaozhi！
keshisuruizaizheizhongshihouqueyaoqiuhuanche，zheishiweileshenme？
“nideyisishi……”linfuzhanghesuruiduishileyixia，bianmingbailetadeyisi。
ergentayiguanchangfandiaodelinaoxuejingranyebufandui，shenshendekanletayiyan，shanglehoumianneiliangbaobiaomenpingshizuodeaodi。
fangchebeiliangliangaodijiazaizhongjian，wanglinjiabieshupingwenshiqu。
zheigeshihou，suruichouleyiyanhoushijing，yanzhongshifangchuyimoyinbidelengguang。
“jiakuaisudu，tidaoshisuyibai。”suruihuranshuodao。
“hao。”baobiaomeiyouduowen，yinweilinfuzhangzaojiujiaodaiguoleyaofucongsuruidehua，tanaqiduijiangji，shuodao：“jiakuaisudu，shisuyibai。”
三辆车子同时提速。
suruidingzhehoushijing，muguanglengjing：“jixutisu，shisuyibaier。”
三辆车子再次加速。
zheishi，linaoxuedeshengyincongduijiangjilichuanlai：“surui，zaizheizhongyelushangkaineimekuaihenweixiande！”
suruiyenaguoduijiangji，huidadao：“lindaxiaojie，nikanyikanhoumian，cheduiliangcidafudutisu，houmiandesanliangbiekeyijiumeiyoubeishuaidiao，zheishuomingshenme？”
林傲雪的心一沉。
“shuomingwomenbeirengenzongle！”suruilenglengdao：“jiexialai，suoyourenbixutingwodezhihui。”
huayingangluo，houmiandesanliangbiekechongshanglaibafangchetuantuanweizaizhongjian。
“tamenyouweixian！”zheishi，aodichelidelinaoxueyuqizhongdaizhejiaoji，suruihaizaicheshang！
“buyongguanwomen，nimenxianzou。”suruizhenjingdeshengyincongduijiangjizhongqingxichuanlai！
“buxing，wobunengrengxianimenbuguan。”linaoxuejianjuedeshuodao。
“tingsuruide，womenhuiquzhihuijitamentianmafan！zhiyoulikaicaishizuihaodebangzhu！”linfuzhanglengshengdao：“jiasu，huijia！”
linaoxueluchulefuzadebiaoqing，yaoleyaozuichun，liuxialeqingxideyayin。
zhidaolinjiafunvyijingyuanqu，suruiyemeiyoulehouguzhiyou，tadalianglewaimiandesanliangbiekeyiyan，ranhouwensiji：“huiyouyongbu？”
zheiweisijimingweiwangyuan，qishishilinjiadebaobiaofuduizhang。
“dangranhui。”wangyuanrushidadao。
“neijiuhao，xianzaitingche，yihuierchemendakai，nilijitiaojinfangtingheli。”suruishuodao。
“a？nandaobuxuyaowoliuxialaihenibingjianzuozhanma？”wangyuanchayidewendao，queshijiangchemanmantinglexialai。
“niliuxialai，zhinengchengweiwodeleizhui。”suruihaobukeqideshuodao。
wangyuanbeisuruizheimeyishuo，lianshangyouxieguabuzhu，buguoyixiangdaogangcaisuruidebiaoxian，dunshimeiyijianle。
“现在就走！”
suruiyishenglingxia，wangyuanfanshengunchujiashishi，yigejianbukuayueleqiaolan，putongyishengluojinleheli。
sanliangbiekechezhong，zuanchulaishiermingbiaoxingdahan，dabufenrendoushi**zheshangshen，yaojianchazhedaohuogangguan，yifushaqitengtengdemoyang！
weishoudeyigeshigeguangtou，naodaishangyouzhezhangzhangyidaoba，lianshangluzhexionghenzhise。
“chelideren，jiwochulai！”
daobamochugangguan，zhongzhongdezazailecheshenshang！
dengdaosuruixialeche，daobadebiaoqingdunshibiandehenjingcai！
“zenmehuishi？chelimeiyouqitarenlema？”daobazixidechakanlefangchedechexiang，chulegangcaineigetiaoxiahede，queshizaiyemeiyoubierenle！
linfuzhanghelinaoxuequnalile？tamencaishijintianwanshangdemubiaoa！
“linfuzhangnaliqule？linaoxuenaliqule？”
daobajiuqisuruideyiling，xionghendewendao！
suruiyilianxixue：“baituo，zheiweidage，womendongshizhanghedaxiaojiechiwanfanhoujiuzuobiedechexianzoule，zenme，nizhaotamen？”
daobazheishihouyeyishidaozijibeilinfuzhangshuale，baichuleneimedadezhenzhang，quezhuacuoleren，shizaishitaidiurenle，huiqugenbenjiumeifajiaochade！
“zhaobudaolinfuzhang，neinijiugenwohuiquzouyitang！”
suruixiaozheshuodao：“nixiangdaiwohuiquzuoshenme？”
“woxiangganshenmehaixuyaoxiangnihuibaoma？！”
shuoba，daobajuqitiegun，zhijiechaosuruidelianshangzaqu！
keshi，jiuzaitiegunhuiwudaoyibanjiutingzhule，bushidaobaturanfaleshanxin，ershitadeshou，beisuruiwenwendediaozhule，wenrutaishan！
xiayimiao，qingcuidegulieshengxiangqi。
daobadeshouwanbeisuruideyingshengshengzheduan！
“啊！”
daobafachuyishengtongkuzhijidecanhaosheng！
“nimenlengzheganshenme……kuaijiwofeileta！”daobawuzheshouwan，tengdemantoudahan！
“xiongdimen，tagandajiege，zanmenyiqishang！feileyade！”yiqunrenzhengxiankonghoudewangsuruishenpangyongqu！
“nimenyaolaifeilewo？”
suiranduifangyoushijihaoren，suruiquehunranbuju，duoguoganggun，yijiaochuaifeidaoba，shenzixiangshipaodanyiyangchongjinlerenqunzhizhong。
suruihuiwuzheganggun，neixierengenbenkanbudaoganggundeyingzi，queshirenyingfanfei。
yishijiancanjiaoshengheaihaoshengsiqi，changmianyaoduohunluanyouduohunluan。
zaiyigunzijiangzuihouyigechongshanglaidedashouzadenaodaikaihuahou，suruizouhuilecheqian，kanzhedaoba，xiaomimideshuodao：“gaosuwoshisheipainilaide？”
daobadeyanzhongshifangchuchouhendeguangmang。
“nizuomengba！wojiushisiyebuhuishuode！”
啪！
daobagangtuchuyiju，suihoubianfachuleyishengcanhao！
yinweisuruizaitahuayinweiluodeshihou，jiuyigunziqiaosuiletadezuoxigaigu。
neizhongtengtongsihulaiziyulinghunshenchu！rangdaobadezhenggeshentidoubushoukongzhidezhandouqilai！
“zaiwenniyibian，shisheipainilaide？”suruimianwubiaoqing，sihudaobadejutongrangtayidiandongrongyemeiyou。
daobahaizaizuiying：“wobushuo，wo……a！”
xiayike，youtuidexigaiguyebeiyingshengshengqiaoduan，bansuizhegutouposuideshengyin，daobazhenggerendouguizailedishang！
“woshuo，woshuo，qiuni……qiunibuyaodongshoule……”
daobayijingtongdaolewufahuxi，shenshangdesuoyoudifangdouchuandizhetonggan，tashenzhixiangzijijiusuanlijisiqu，yebiluozaizheigenanrenshouzhongyaoqiangdeduo！
“zaozheiyangbujiujiele？”suruipailepaishoudao。
“shi……shiyangge……”
jiuzaidaobabahuashuodaoyibandeshihou，yizhencierdehongmingshengmengranxiangqi，liangdaoxianqidadengcongbuyuanchudegonglushelai，neiyangdeqiangguangzuyirangrenduanshijianneishiming！
“啊！”
neiliangkanbuqingxinghaodechezisudujikuai，youyuanjijinbuguoshizhayanjiandeshiqing！kanlaijiushixiangyaoliyongrendeduanshijianshiming，laiwanchengchongzhuang！
qianjunyifazhiji，suruilikefanyingguolai，zhupaojibu，zongshencongqiaolanchuyuelexiaqu！
ercishi，neiliangcheziyeyijingkaidaolegangcaitamensuozhandedifang，daobashunjianbeinianyachengleyituanzhanchoudexuerou！
杀人灭口！
yasidaobahou，cheziyigepiaoyi，yingshengshengdezaiqiaolanqiantingxia！
zheigejiashiyuanbingmeiyouxiache，tacongchechuanglikanlekanyipianqiheidefangtinghe，ranhoudiaozhuanchetou，hongmingzheliqu。
tongshi，yuanfangjianruidejingdishengxiangqi。
dengsuruiyishangan，jiuyoushijizhiheiqiqideqiangkouduizhunleta。
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栏目：都市
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