xiaoshuozhurengongshilichenanlizhenyidexiaoshuojiao《zuikuangxieyi》,gaiwenwenbijijia，neirongfengfu，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：“wotingshuowanhuagongdefugongzhuyizhigenzaitashenbian，xiaomiezhaojia，kendingyeshichuziwanhuagongzhishou。”toufafabaidehejialaotaiyedianlediantou，yanzhongshanguoyisiguangmang……
第3章
zheishiyimingchuanzheanhongsetangzhuangdelaozhe，liuzheyicuobaihuzi，yanjingweimi，lianshangguazheruoyouruowudexiao，shenshangziyouyigushangweizhedeweiyan。
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zhishi，wulunshiyuefuhemingweibeida，haishixinnianghedanhongbeilichenancaizaijiaoxia，zheiweixinlangdoumeiyouhangyisheng。
fangfoshenmedoumeiyoukanjian，fangfobeiqifudebushitadelaopo。
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“tangsiyezhongyuyaochushoulema？”
“shia，bijingzheishitagansunzidehunli。”
“zheixiaozisidingle，dezuiletangsiye，gujijinwanjiujitachenjiang！”
zheiweichuanzhetangzhuangdelaozhe，xingtang，zhiyumingzishaoyourenzhi，renchengtangsiye，tashihaichengdixiashilidesidawangzhezhiyi，shouxiayouzheshangqianhaoren，tayuhejiaguanxifeiqian。
tangsiyeshenbiandeneiweixinlangshitadeganerzi，mingweitanghongwei。
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liangrendejiehe，zhibuguoshiweileranghejiayutangmengkunbangdegengjinyixie。
“tangsiye，qingbangwoshaleta！”
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“hejiazhuqingfangxin，zheixiaoziganpohuaiwosunzidehunli，youdashangwodesunxifu，zheibianshizaidawotangsiyedelian，dawotangmengdelian。”
“dajiadouzhidaode，dezuiwotangmengbukenengyouhaoxiachang！”
tangsiyebujibuxushuodao，lianshangshizhongguazheruoyouruowudexiaorong。
turan，tademuguangkanxianglichenan：“xiaohuozi，zuihoujiniyigejihui，fangkaiwodesunxifu，ranhouguixiaketoudaoqian。”
lichenanmeiyoushuohua，tayongzijidexingdonghuidaletangsiye。
jiaoxialidaojiazhongjifen，jianghedanhongcaidetongbuyusheng，fachuqilicanjiao。
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yanjingweiweiyimi，tangsiyeqingqingjushouqinghui，lengshengshuodao：“dongshou！”
xiayishun，tangsiyeshenhouzhanzhedejimingheiyibaobiaozhijiecongshenshangmochuheiseshaqi，heidongdongdeqiangkouduizhunlichenan，meiyousihaochiyi，koudongbanji。
砰砰砰！！！
mijideqiangshengxiangqi，huosheshanyao，zidanfeishe。
yanhuitingnei，qiyufuhaomingliuhedesesefadou，jianjiaobuzhi。
jishikezidanchaozhelichenanshequ，tangsiyefangfoyijingkanjianqianfangdeheiyiqingnianbeishechengmafengwodeyangzi，shenshangchuxianwushuxuedong，neiyidinghenmei。
zheijiushidezuitatangsiyeyutangmengdexiachang。
danshixiayike，tangsiyelianshangdeshenqingjiangzhu，nanyizhixindedingzheqianfang，houlongfangfobeirenqiazhuyiban。
jishikezidanzaijulilichenanshentishilimizuoyou，turanquanbutingxia，beiyiguwuxingdeliliangdangzhu，zainancunjinfenhao，jiuxiangshishijiantingzhiyiyang。
zhongrenquandoukanshale，zheishizaipaikehuanpianma？
tangsiyeshenseyibian，tasisidingzhelichenan。
“zhenqiwaifang，zongshiqiangzhe？！”
“bukeneng，zheixiaozirucinianqing，zenmekenengshizongshiqiangzhe！”
tangsiyelikezaixinlifoudinglezijidexiangfa。
wuzhejingjie，fenweihoutian，xiantian，zongshi，dazongshi，sigedajingjie。
meigedajingjieyoufenweixiaocheng，dacheng，yuanman，sangexiaojingjie。
weiyoujinruzongshijingjiedewuzhe，cainengjiangneilizhuanhuaweizhenqi，zuodaozhenqiwaifang。
erxiangchengweizongshiqiangzhe，heqijiannan，meiyoushijiershiniandenuligenbenbukeneng。
chufeishijueshitiancai，jiashanglingdanmiaoyao，xiaohaowushuxiulianziyuan，caiyoukenengzuodaoershisuichengweizongshiqiangzhe。
“zheixiaozidingranshishiyonglemouzhongfuzuoyongjidademifa，caikenengzuodaodidangzidan。”
lichenanyinianyidong，kongbuliliangbaofa，dangxiadesuoyouzidanshunjianfanshehuiqu。
tanghongweishenseyibian，juechadaoleweixian，lijilazhutangsiyeduoshan。
tangsiyeshenhouneijimingkaiqiangshejideheiyibaobiaomeinengduoguofanshehuilaidezidan，shenshangchuxianwushuxuedong，sibumingmu。
“宏伟，杀了他！”
tangsiyemiansenankanzhiji，xialingrangzijidegansunzishalelichenan。
tanghongweineilibaofa，baisexizhuangzhalie，luchuyishenyunchengdejirou，chaozhelichenanshaqu。
tashixiantianyuanmanwuzhe，chayibukejinruzongshijingjie。
buguosanshichutou，nenggouyouzheiyangdeshiliyijinghenbucuo，yezhengyinruci，tacainengbeitangsiyekanshang，chengweitangsiyedegansunzi，chengweitangmengdehexin。
tanghongweiyiquanhongchu，pokonghuxiao，liliangshizu，fangfokeyikaishansuishi。
xiantianyuanmandeshili，peihejuexuekaishanquan，jiusuanshizongshiwuzheyeyaotuirangsanfen。
mianduitanghongweixilaideyiquan，lichenanzhishisuiyiyizhangpaichu。
kongbudezhangyingchuxian，wanruyizuoshanyuezhuangji。
tanghongweizhijiedaofeichuqu，mengdizazaiqiangshang，koutuxianxue，shenquganbie，baisexizhuangranhong，haiweiluodijiuyijingqijueshenwang。
shenzhihaikeyikanjianqiangshangliuxiayigejudazhangyin。
tangsiyekanjianzheiyimu，hedeliansecanbai，etoumaochulenghan。
tazhanglezhangzui，queshiyijuwanzhengdehuadoushuochubulai：“ni......”
lichenanyishuangxingmousaoxiangtangsiye，houzheshenquyigeduosuo，ganjuexiangshibeiemodingshangleyiban。
tangsiyemeiyousihaoyouyu，zhuanshenjiupao，shenmehejia，shenmesunxifu，taxianzaiguanbulezheimeduole，huomingcaishizuizhongyaode。
zheixiaozijiushiemo，jiushishashen，bushitanenggouzhaorede。
砰！！！
zhishitangsiyegangpaodaoyanhuitingmenkou，jiubeirenmengdiyijiaochuailehuilai，ganghaoluozailichenanjiaoxia。
menkouchuxianyimingrongmaojiaomeidehongyinvzi，zhengshiwanhuagongdemudan。
lichenankanxiangjiaoxiadetangsiye，zhijietaijiaochaotanaodaicailexiaqu。
tangsiyejingkongwanfen，jimangdashenghandao：“nibunengshawo，woshitangmengderen......”
砰！！！
budengtangsiyebahuashuowan，lichenanyijingjiangtanaodaicaibao，wanruxiguabaozha，xuexingwubi。
haichengdixiashilibazhujibiederenwu，tangsiyejiuzheimesile。
kanzhezheiyimu，zaichangyizhongfuhaomingliuquanbuhedesesefadou，manlujingkong，miansecanbai，liandaqidoubuganchuan。
jiulianhejiadejiazhuhemingweicikeyewanquanheshale。
lichenandemuguangzhongxinhuidaojiaoxiadehedanhong，lishengbiwendao：“shuo，wodemuqinwenshumanzaina？”
hedanhongdiankuangdaxiao，mianrongniuqu：
“哈哈哈！”
“xiangzhidaoneigejianrendexialuo，wopianbugaosuni，hahaha！”
lichenanyanzhongshanguobinglengshaji，lengshengdao：“zuihoujiniyigejihui，yaomexuanzeshuo，yaomeshengburusi！”
“wosiyebuhuishuode，nishawo，shalewoa！hahaha！”
lichenantaitoukanxiangmudan，shuodao：“worangnizhaodesixingfanni？”
“huibingshaozhu，jimingsixingfanzaiwaimian。”mudansuiranbuzhidaolichenandeyongyi，danhaishizhaobanle。
“daijinlai。”lichenanlengshengshuodao。
hedanhongwenyan，xinliyoulebuxiangdeyugan，tamanlianjingkong：“niyaozuoshenme？！”
lichenanyanshenbingleng：“woyaorangnishengburusi！”
“niqiruwodemuqin，woyaorangniqianbaibeichanghai！”
buyihuier，mudanbiandaizhesiwumingganggangcongsilaozhizhongtichuledesixingfan，tamenshenshanghaichuanzheqiufu，shenshangyouzangyouchou，yigegeyanshendaizhi。
lichenansuishouyihui，wugenjingguoteshuchulideyinzhencirutamendeshenti。
xiayishun，wumingsixingfanshuangyanfahong，pifufahong，hunshendouzaimaozhereqi。
lichenanqingqingjiangjiaoxiadehedanhongtidaotamenmianqian。
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zaichangzhongrenkanjianzheiyimu，quanbuxinzhongjinghai，zheiyetaihenleba！
rucixiuru，dangzhenshengburusi！
“chusheng，woshaleni！”
hemingweiduizhelichenansihouzhe，chaozhetashaleguoqu。
lichenanfanshouyizhang，zhijiejianghemingweipaifeichuqu，shentizhongzhongdizhuangzaiqiangshang，neizangpolie，gutouzhensui，koutuxianxue，qijueshenwang。
kanzhefuqincansi，hedanhongyibianbeilingruzhe，yibiansihoudajiao：
“爸！爸！！！”
“a！woyaoshaleni，shaleni！！！”
jiuzaizheishi，waimianturanchuanlaiyizhenjicuqiemijidejiaobusheng。
yiqunchuanzhetongyizhifuderenchonglejinlai。
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