《zhengkaiyan，huidaolaoponversiwangneiyitian》shijiangjunzhuzuodedoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo，zuozhewenbijijia，ticaixinying，tuijianyuedu。《zhengkaiyan，huidaolaoponversiwangneiyitian》jingcaizhangjiejiexuan：【doushizhongsheng+naiba+zhananhuiguo+chongqi+shiyebaofu！】“tianyu，niyouyihanma？”linsiqian，xuwudeshengyinzaierbianxiangqi。tianyuyileng，yidayixiaodeshenyingzaiyanqianfuxian。zheiyike，xinzangfangfobeiyishuangshoujinjinwozhu，suijiyonglisiche.....neishitayishengkuiduideqinv，zhisiwufamibudeyihan！yiqishang，xinzangqifuxianlaping，jingbaoshengxiangqi......tadaizhejudadetongkuhewujin......
第9章
haihaotianyufanyingxunsu，wangyouyipian，duoguolezheiyiquan。
ermolianmingxianranduizijiyiquanluokongyouxiebuman，bianqishenershang，zaicihuiquanzaxianghouzhe。
jiuzaicishi，liangrenshenhouhuranchuanlaileyishengbaohe：“ganshenmede！doujiwozhushou！”
yuanbenhaishaqitengtengdemolianming，tingdaoleduifangdehewen，xiayishitingxialeshoushangdedongzuo，ertianyuzeshizhongshizhanzaiyuandi，lianshangyijiuguazhedandandexiaorong。
zhijianyimingshencaiyouxieyongzhong，chuanzhebaoanzhifudezhongniannanzibanzhelianchaoliangrenzhiwendao：“nimenshiganshenmede？bushiwomengongsideba？”
molianmingkanzhemianqianjiubutaihaoredezhongniannanzi，yanshenzhongshanguoyisihuangluan，mangdadao：“woshimoxiaotiandedidi......”
“neinini？”zhongnianpianguotou，lenglengdikanzhetianyu。
tianyudandandao：“woshimoxiaotiandezhangfu。”
“niyepeizuowojiedezhangfu......”molianmingzhangkoujiuma。
“bizui！”zhongniannanzidaheyisheng，muguangbiyidikanzheerrenhewendao：“zheishigongsi，bushicaishikou！”
“......”molianmingwenyanlimajiuzaixialenaodai。
“dadada！”zhengdangzhongniannanzihaobukeqidixunchizhetianyuerrenshi，yizhengaogenxiedejiaobushengxiangqi。
“wangzhuren，duibuqiduibuqi！zheishiwodidihe......wozhangfu，tamenshilaibangjiaonafakuande。”chuanzheyishenzhiyezhuangdemoxiaotianlianliandaoqian。
beichengzuowangzhurendezhongniannanzi，haobukeqidixunchidao：“moxiaotian，jiatingyoumaodunjiuhuijiajiejue，buyaozaigongsinaoshi，yingxiangdaolekehuduiwomengongsideyinxiang，zaochenglesunshi，nipeideqima？”
“shishishi，wangzhurenwozhidaole。”moxiaotianbeimadeliantoudoutaibuqilaile。
wangzhurenbuyiburaodao：“zhiqiancairanggongsizaoyulekehuliushi，xianzaiyouzuochuzheiyangdejudong，wokannishibuxiangjixuzai......”
“ruguonimendekehu，huiyinweigongsimenkouliangjuzhengchaojiuzhongzhihezuo，neinimenchanpindenianxingyetaichajingleba？”
yuanbenbudasuanhangshengdetianyu，jianwangzhurendangzhezijidemian，meiwanmeiledizhizemoxiaotian，yerenbuzhuhuileyiju。
“zheiyounishuohuadefenma？”
“闭嘴！”
“你别说了！”
wangzhuren、molianming、moxiaotiansanrentongshifasheng。
“shijianshijianyanzhenlideweiyibiaozhun，chanpinzhiliangcaishiqiyedehexinjingzhengli......”
haimeidengtianyushuowan，molianmingjiucubaodaduandao：“nichulehuishuozheixiewenzhouzhoudehua，haiyoushenmebiedebenshi？lianwuwankuaiqiandounabuchulai，nihaixiangjisheishangkea？”
wangzhurenwenyan，kanxiangtianyudemuguangyeshiyufachaonong。
guanyumoxiaotianzhangfushigewonangfeideshi，zaoyibushishenmemimi。
yueshipiaoliangdenvren，yueshirongyixiyindajiademuguang。
ermoxiaotianzheimeyiweiguosetianxiangdedameiren，zuihouzhaolegezhihuiduboxujiudewonangfei，zhengshigongsineibujinjinledaodehuati。
“sheishuowonabuchu？”tianyujiangshoushenjinlezijixiedaidegongwubaoli。
molianmingmuguangbuxiedikanzhetianyudedongzuo，chixiaodao：“nikeladaoba！biezaineierzhuangmozuoyangle！jiunizheizhongdoulitaobuchulianggedazi，haisiyaomianzidefeiwu......”
tianyubulihuimolianmingdehuayu，ziguzidiconggongwenbaoliquchuyidakunxianjin，qingshengchaomoxiaotianwendao：“zainalijiaokuan？”
“......”molianmingwangzhetianyushoulineihouhoudeyiluobaiyuandachao，dangchangmuguangdaileng。
zaimolianmingdexinzhong，tianyushizhongjiuzhishigefubushangqiangdelanniba。
yaoshuochuiniu，neishiyitaoyitaode。danniyaotataoqian，nandubuyayushangtian。
kexianzai，renjiajiubawuwankuaiqianqiazaishouli，huayuhuoxukeyipianren，zheishidashidexianjinyenenggoupianrenma？
zhiyumoxiaotianyanshenzhongxianshishanguoleyisijinge，danhenkuainuqishengteng，yaozheyashuodao：“tianyu，nishifeidebawomenzheigejiachaisanshibushi？nijibujidenizenmehewoshuode！”
kanzhetianyushoulideqian，zailianxiangdaozuowanzaizijijiajiandaodezhangpeng，moxiaotianxinzhongbuzijuedijiubazheiyiqielianchengleyitiaoxian。
zheiwuwankuaiqian，kendingshiweifasuode！
tianyuzhangkoubianjiedao：“zheiqianshiwomaitao......”
jiantianyubuchengren，moxiaotiandunshihuomaosanzhang，yiliantigaolehaojigeshengdiao：
“nihaiyaopianwodaoshenmeshihou？nihezhangpengtamenneiqunrenzaiyikuaier，hainengganchengshenmeshier？”
congxindililaishuo，moxiaotianqishibingbuyuanyifangqizheigejia。
yaoburan，tayebuhuizhaodidijieqian。
qianliangtian，moxiaotianganjuetianyufashenglexiexubianhua，cengzaixinzhongyouguoyisihuanxiang。
kedangzheiwuwankuaiqianchuxianzaiduifangdeshoushang，rangtaganjuezhenggeshijieshunjianbengtale。
gougaibulechishi！tianyurengjiushicengjingneigeweilenongqian，buzeshouduandehunhun！
“......”tianyuyishizhijianyouxiewuyu，zijizhiqianfanxiadezhongzhongzuixing，xianzaijiushitiaojinhuangheyehennanxiqingle。
“moxiaotian！suirannishiwomengongsideyuangong，danniruguojixuzaizheilidashengxuanhua，neiwokedebanimenyiqiqingchuqule！”
jianmoxiaotiandedaolai，bingmeiyouranggongsimenkoudezheichangnaojuzhongzhi，faneryuyanyulie，yuanbenmeidasuanchashoudewangzhurenrenbuzhuzhanlechulaijinggaodao。
“shenmeqingkuang？laowang，nizenmedaqingzaodejiubanzheyizhangliana？”
jiuzaicishi，yimingchuanxizhuangdalingdai，yifushangwurenshizuopaideqingnianxiaoyinyindizouleguolai。
wangzhurenniutouyikan，muguangyebiandeyouxiechayi，laizhezhengshiguoranguoyededalaobanyida，ertadezhuangtaisihuyouxiebutaiduia…
zuoweishangjiazhijiachushendeyida，suiranzaishenghuozhongbiaoxiandedadalielie，danzaigongsilikeshizuijiangjiuguijudeneiyige。
xiangzheizhongyourenzaizijigongsimenkounaoshideqingkuang，neishijueduiwufajieshou，biranhuileitingzhennude。
zheiyeshiweishenmewangzhurenjiqiedixiwang，jiejuezheichangnaojudeyuanyin。
keyanxia，laobandezhuangtaihaoxiangbingbushiyaofahuoa！
难道，易总转性了？
wangzhurenyouzenhuizhidao，tianyuchushoujiyidadeneipixiantao，duiyuguoranguoyedezuoyonghuiyouduoda！
guoranguoyechenglizhiqian，zaiyidadeshexiangdangzhongyaozoudejiushijingpinluxian。
zhibuguoyinweixiangzhongshigaoduanshichangguoyuxiaxiao，zaijiashangtongxingjiyayanzhong，caidaozhi“guoran”yizhikuisun。
duiyuyijiaqiyeeryan，ruguogaoduanmeiyoushichang，neididuanjiubixuyaoyoubaozhang！
suoyi“guoran”caipobudeyijinrudiduanshichang，yuyizhongshuiguoshangrendaleitai。
eryanxia，yidashoulidexiantao，chuleyouzhuyu“guoran”chenzhegongtaoredudaxiangmingqiwai，yeshi“guoran”zaicixianggaoduanshichangmaibudeyigeqiji。
zheiyangdehaojihui，duiyulishiyaochaoyuezijifuqindeyidaeryan，kebijiwankuaiqianzhongyaotaiduole！
jiranruci，neiyidacikeziranshirenfengxishijingshenshuang，jibianjiandaozijiagongsimenkouchaochaonaonao，doubuzaixinshengnuyile。
“yizongshizheiyangde，jintianwodidipeiwolaijiaona......”yikandaopingrilibugouyanxiaodeyida，moxiaotiancongmangjieshidao。
zaiguoqishangbandemolianming，wenyanlianmangshanxiaodao：“yizongninhao！”
“jiaokuanjiujiaokuan，zaizheilichaochaoshenme？”yidakanzhemoxiaotianshuodao：“nidejiatingtiaojian，woyouyidingdelejie。duinieryan，wuwankuaiqiandefakuanhuoxutaizhongle，danguijujiushiguiju，kendingbunengyinweinigerendeyuanyinjiugenggai。”
“shi！”moxiaotiandizhetou，jiuxianggefanlecuodehaizi。
zuoweimuqianjiazhongweiyidejingjilaiyuan，moxiaotiandeyaliwuyishijudade。
doushuonvzibenruo，weimuzegang！
kejibianshiyaoyajianchi，zaiqianshi，moxiaotiandouyinweizheibifakuanbeibidetoujiangzijinle。
zheizuyishuomingzheiwuwankuaiqian，duiyumoxiaotiandejiatingeryan，jianzhishibukechengshouzhizhong。
“danshi！”yidahuafengyizhuandao：“zheiduanshijiannihaohaobiaoxian，zhiyaobuzaifancuo，wohuiluluxuxubanizheibifakuanzhongxinbujinide。fakuandemudebushibianzhefazicongnimenyuangongshoulitaoqian，ershijingshi…”
“xiexieyizong，xiexieyizong！”moxiaotianhunandeshuangmoushunjianyanqianmingliang，jishitaxiangbumingbaiyixianghenshaoguowendicengrenshi、caiwugongzuodedalaoban，zenmehuranhuiduizijitichubangzhu。
dannengbuqianzongguishihaode，jiulianmolianmingyezaiyipanggenzhepeixiaolian。
“xingle，baqianjiaolejiusanleba！zheibijingshigongsimenkou，zhuyidianyingxiang。”yidashuowan，beizheshuangshoujiuxiangqianmaibu。
“mingbaimingbai！”molianmingyizhendiantouhayaodao：“yizong，womenzheibianmashangjiubawentijiejue，jueduibuyingxiangdaoguigongsideyunying。”
shuowan，molianmingchaozhetianyutuisangdao：“hailengzheganma？feiyaorenjiayizongbaniganchuqucaigaoxing？”
tianyuzhanzaiyuandibudong，zhangzuiqingshengdao：“woxiangyizong，yinggaibuhuibawoganchuquba？”
yuanbenyijingmaibuxiangqiandeyida，tingdaoshenhouzheiyouxieshuxideshengyinhou，mengranhuitou，lianshangshunjianduimanlexiaorong。
“田先生！”
自费给员工针灸后，儿子竟要跟我断绝关系
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栏目：都市
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健忘症老婆害死女儿后，我离婚了
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