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精彩章节

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“jieshaoyixia——”keyitingdunyimiao，qingxiganjuedaobeiwanlilinxubaideshoubeijirouweiweibengjin，wushengpeihe。

“——wodexinjinzhu，linxubai，linshao。”“hong——！”zheijuhua，rutongtourugunfeiyouguodezhadan。

zhenggemuyuanchedifeiteng！“xinjinzhu？！”“tazenmegan？！dangzheguzongdemian……zailinweizanglishang！

”“fengle！baguzonglianmiancaizaidishangniana！

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chunjiaogouqiyimojinhucankudewanwei：“guchengsizhenzangwuniande‘yanpin’，

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“haiyoubizheigengfenglidedao，gengshihetongjintaxinwozilidema？”taweiweiqingshen，

porendeshangweizheqichangwushengmiman：“suwan**，huozheshuo，