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jingjuli,luweichadizhetou,taiduqianhedezhanzaiyibian,shibushichaomianqiandejingyuanxiaogegeluchulvexiangangayoubushilimaodeweixiao。
muqinqiuzhenniyizheyouya,xiangmaoduanli,suiyinianguosishi,dankanshangququezhiyousanshisuizuoyou,diudaonali,doushishangliushehuideguifuxingxiang,zhishicishitadeqingxuxianranyouxiebengkui。
“niqueding,zheizhendeshiwonverma?”
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beiwenhuadejingyuanzhoulezhoumei,wuyudekanzheyanqiandeqiuzhenni:“nishiluxiadeqinshengmuqinma?”
哪有亲妈这样的?
“shi……keshi!”qiuzhennichengrenzijideshenfen,danyuqilidekangjusihaobujiayanshi。
luweichazhuantoutoutoudaliangshenxunshilidewentishaonv,xinqingyouxietante。
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cishizhengzuozaiyizishang,yilianaojiaodebuxiedemoyang,yikanjiushigeshehuijie。
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tingdaoqiuzhennidehua,luweichadishengquandao:“ma,tingshuojiejiezaidajiadeshihoushanglenaodai,xiangbuqilaizijishisheile,zheimeduonianlaitadouliuluozaiwai,zanmenbunengbuguantaya!”
“zheiwozhidao,keshi……”
keshitanverxiaoshihoucongmingyoukeai,shilujiadezhangshangmingzhu,xianzaiqueyinweitadeshizhichenglenvhunhun,yaoshibeilujiarenhewaitouderenzhidaole,huizenmekanta?
tamenhuijuedetashigebuchengzhidemuqin!
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ganshoudaolaiziluweichademuguang,luxiataiqiletou,lengmodeshuangyanweimi,youxiebuyuedekanzheluweicha。
zheigerenyizhidingzhetaqiaozuoshenme?
luweichabeiluxiaqiaoleyiyan,zhijueyigulengfeng“shua”deyixiaxijuanleguolai。
bukuishidalao,qichanghaozu,haoyouyapogan!
但她不能怂!
baodatui,jiuyaolianpihou!
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“meimei?”luxiawailewainaodai:“kanzheyoudianbuxianga。”
fandaoshizhiqianneigediediebuxiu,yanyujianduitamanshixianqidenvren,hetadaoshiyoujifenxiangsi。
ganshoudaolaizinvzhudezhiyi,luweichajichuyisixiaoyi,naixinjieshidao:“woshizainishizongzhihoubeibabamamalingyangde,babamamayizhidouhenxiangni,xianzainihuilaile,zhenshitaihaole!”
luxiawenyanlengleleng,suijichixiaoyisheng,waizhenaodaichouleyiyanhaizaihejingyuanbaichedeqiuzhenni:“niguanzheiwanyierjiaoxiangwo?”
“呃……”
luweichayoudiangangadekanzheluxia,xinshuonvzhu,nibuzhidaozheigeshijieshangyouzhongdongxijiaoketaohuama?
mianshangqueshizhengzheyanjingshuoxiahua:“mama……shiyinweiduiniqiwangtaigaole,yishijieshoubulecaihuizheiyangde,dengtaxiangmingbailejiuhaole!”
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neiyuqi,haoxiangluxiabushitadenver,daoxiangshishenmebingduyiban。
luxiayuanbenpingjingdeyanshenshunjianyilin,yandidefengmangrulijianyiban,“shuashuashua”cixiangqiuzhenni。
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