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《zanglishangbaiyueguangbeiwochuaijinfenkeng》shiyibujifuxiangxiangliheqihuansecaidexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youbeikadiyajingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong，guyushenshenqingyizhishenyuyigeshenmideshijie，zhankaileyiduanguanyuyouyi、yongqihexinrendemaoxianzhilv。guyushenshenqingyimianduizhegezhongmofaheguaiwu，tongguozhihuiheyongganzhanshenglekunnan，zuizhongdadaolemubiao。genzheizhong**peiziyoushenmehaoshuode！baoanni？batatuochuqu！biezangledagedelingtang！”likeyoulianggechuanheixizhuangdeanbaoshangqian。wolenglengsaotamenyiyan。“peng……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigeshenqihelingrenzhemideqihuanshijie。

精彩章节

zanglishangwochuanletiaohongqunzi。guyushenneizhangheibaiyizhaoxiaodewenrunruya，xiangzaichaofengwoqinianhunyin。

manchangbinkedouzaitoumiaowo，yanshenlisaiman“fengnvrenhuogaishougua”delianmin。woniezhekoudailideluyinbi，

muguangnianzaikudaoyunjuedeshenqingyishenshang。zheiduoxiaobailianjintianchuanleshenqiayaobaiqun，binbianbiezheduoxixiaodebaihua，

beilianggenanrenchanfuzhewangmuxuelisatu。tukuaizazaiguyushenangguidedingzhiguanmushang，pupumenxiang。zhenkexi，

meizazaitaneizhangpianrendelianshang。shenqingyibeirenfuzhewanghoutuishi，gaogenxieyiwei，“buxiaoxin”zhuangdaowoshenshang。

“wanwanjie……”taleiyanmenglong，shouquejingzhundiqiazhuwogeboneiceruanrou，zhijiaxianjinqu，“yushenzoule，

wozhidaoninanshou……”shengyinyadejidi，zhiyouwoliangnengtingjian。“danchuanhongqunlaizangli，

nibupatabanyepashanglaizhaoni？”wofanshouzuanzhutashouwan，yonglesili。“pa？”wochekaizuijiao，

shengyinbugaobudi，ganghaogouzhouweiyiquanrenshuerduo，“wopatabulai。”“bijing……”wocoujintaerbian，

heqisideshuo。“tasiqianzuihouyitongdianhua，shidajiwode。”shenqingyidelianshunjiantunjinxuese。chentajiangzhu，

womengdichouchuluyinbi，muzhianxiakaiguan。zizidianliushenghou，

guyushenshayadesangyinzhazaisijidemuyuanshangkong——“wanwan……qingyita……huaiyunle。”“wode。

”renqunlidaochoulengqideshengyinciqibifu。shenqingyijianjiaozhepushanglaiqiang：“guandiao！linwannifengle！

weizaoluyinshifanfade！”woceshenduokai，taigaoyinliang。“haizilianggeyue，zhenghaoshinishanghuishuo‘chucha’，

quezaitagongyudaidaolingchensandianneici？”luyinbizhongshidijixubofangguyushendechenmo。jimiaohou，

shitapibeiderenshu：“……shi。”“pa！”woguandiaoluyin。shijieanjingdezhishengxiashenqingyicuzhongdechuanxi。

tajingxinmiaohuadeyanxianhuchengyipian，yanshencuidu：“linwan！yushensilenihaiyaowumieta！nibudehaosi！

”“budehaosi？”woxiaochusheng，zhizhemuxueliheichenchendeguancai，“niwenwenta，womensasheigengbudehaosi？

”wowangqianyibu，bidetaliangqianghoutui。“shenqingyi，niduzilidezhong，gaiguanguancailitangzhedezheiweijiaoshenme？

”“baba？”“haishi……”wodingzhetashabaidelian，yiziyidun。“shu、shu？”renqunchedizhaleguo。

shenqingyihunshenfadou，zhizhewodebizi，zuichunduosuozheshuobuchuwanzhengjuzi。turan，tayanbaiyifan，

ruanmianmianchaowozaidao。zhouweijinghusiqi。“qingyijieyundaole！”“kuai！fuzhuta！tahuaizhehaizini！

”lianggegangcaichantadenanrenshoumangjiaoluanxianglaijie。wobitamengengkuai。zaishenqingyishentiqingxie45du，

jijiangdaoruqizhongyigenanrenhuailideshunjian——wotaijiao。qilimidexigaogen，jingzhunhenlidichuaizaitahouyaoshang。

lidaozhida，zhijiebatazhenggerendengfeichuqu。“a——！！！”qilidecanjiaosiliekongqi。

neidaochunbaideshenying，xianggebeichelandepobuwawa，zhizhizaijinsanmishendemuxue。“peng！”chenmendezhuangjisheng。

jiezheshitukuaisusuluoxiadeshengyin。shijieninggule。suoyourendouxiangbeianlezantingjian，

chengmujieshedikanzheneigeheidongdongdemuxue。yimiao。liangmiao。dixiachuanlaishenqingyiweiruotongkude**。

“wode……yao……haizi……”renqunzheicaijingxing，zhakaileguo。“sharenle！linwansharenle！”“kuai！

kuaijiurena！”“baojing！jiaojiuhuche！”hunluanzhong，wolilelibeishenqingyizhuazhoudehongqunxiukou。zhenkexi。

zheiqunzishiwoteyimaide，hualedajiaqian。buguozhile。guyushen，zheifenzanglihouli，nigennidebaiyueguang，

haimanyima？wobeilianggebangdayaoyuandeanbaojiazhegebotuochumuyuanshi，

shenqingyigangbeiqishoubajiaodicongguyushenguancaipanglaoshanglai。tayishenangguidebaiqunhumanhuangni，lianshangxuesejinshi，

wuzheduziquansuozaidanjiashangaihao。

“haizi……wodehaizi……linwannibudehaosi……”jiuhuchemenguanshangqiandezuihouyimiao，

tawanxiangwodeyanshen，xiangcuiledudedaozi。wochaotalieleliezui。xiaodehenzhenxin。gujiapailaidesijilaochen，

kaizheneiliangguyushenshengqianzuichangzuodeheisebinli，chenmodidengzaiwaimian。jianwochulai，talakaichemen，

yanshenfuza。“taitai，laofurenrangnin……xianhuijia。”“jia？”wowanyaozuanjinhouzuo，zhenpizuoyibingliang，

“nagejia？maizheguyushendegujialaozhai？”laochenbuhangshengle，fadongchezi。chuangwaijingwufeishi。

**zhechechuang，zhijianwuyishikouzhezhangxinneikuaiaotubupingdeba。qinianqian，yeshizheiyangyigeyintian。

guyushenkaichezaizhegangzhuidaoshoudeshenqingyiqujiaowaidoufeng，woqizhexiaodianlvqujikehusongshejigao。lukou，

yiliangzuijiadezhatucheshikongchongxiangtamen。worengledianlvpuguoqu，bafujiashangdeshenqingyizhuaichulaishuaikai。

zijiquebeibianxingdechemenkazhutui。guyushenzaijiashizuo，etouliuxue，hunsiguoqu。

zhatuchediercizhuangshanglaishi，woyongjinliqi，batacongposuidechechuanglituolechulai。

houbeibeifeijiandebolihejinshusuipianhuadexilan。youtuijinggufensuixingguzhe。jiuhuchecierdemingdishengli，

wotengdeyanqianfahei，sisizuanzheguyushendeshou。tamimihuhuzhengkaiyan，

kandaodeshipuzaitashenshangkudelihuadaiyudeshenqingyi。“qingyi……shini……jiulewo？

”shenqingyidekushengdunleyixia。tataiyan，duishangwotengdehuansandemuguang。ranhou，qingqingdianlediantou。

“yushen……nihesiwole……”guyushenfanshouwojinta，xiangzhuazhujiumingdaocao。“biepa……wozai。

”wobeitaishanglingyiliangjiuhucheshi，tingjiantaxuruoqueqingxididuishenqingyichengnuo。“qingyi，

dengwohaole……womenjiuzaiyiqi。”fengguanjinwoposuidexiongqiang，bigutouduanlehaiteng。houlai，

guyushenchuyuanle。tatuozhehaimeihaolisuodetui，pengzheyidashusuqidehongmeiguilaizhaowo。“linwan，

womenjiehunba。”wozhengzhuzheguaizhanglianxizoulu，chadianshuaijintahuaili。“ninaozibeichemenjiale？

”tabahuaqiangyingdisaijiwo，yanshenshiwocongweijianguodepianzhi。“qingyijuedekuiqianni，tazoule，chuguole。

”“tashuozhiyouwoquni，haohaozhaoguniyibeizi，tacainenganxin。”woniezheneishuzhashoudemeigui，

huranjuedehuangmiuzhiji。“suoyi，nishititahaizhailaile？”guyushenminzhechun，morenle。“yongbuzhe。

”wobahuazahuitahuaili，“niliangsuosi，biehuohaiwojiuxing。”tayibazhuazhuwogebo，liqidadejingren。

“linwan！”tayandiyouhongxuesi，“niweiwofeileyitiaotui！woguyushenbushiwangenfuyideren！”“zheihun，

nibixujie。”“gujiadiubuqijiansibujiudelian！”yuanlaishiweilelianmian。

wokanzhetayingjunlianshangneiburongzhihuidezhangkongyu，turanxiaole。“xinga。”wotingjianzijishuo，“guyushen，

nibiehouhui。”binlishirugujialaozhai。diaohuatiemenchenzhongdidakai，tingyuanshenshen。baidenglongyijingguaqilaile，

zaiyinchendetiansexiahuangzhecandandeguang。lingtangshezaizhuting。guyushenneizhangfangdadeheibaiyizhaobaizaizhengzhong，

xiaorongwenya，yanshenquexiangcuilebing，lenglengfushizheyiqie。gujialaotaitai，woneimingyishangdepopo，

zhuzhechenxiangmuguaizhang，duanzuozaizhengzhongdetaishiyishang。yishengaosu，manlianhanshuang。wogangkuajinmenjian。“guixia！

”laotaitaideguaizhangzhongzhongdunzaidizhuanshang，fachuchenmendejuxiang。manwuzipimadaixiaodeqinqiqishuashuakanguolai，

muguangrudao。wozhanzhemeidong。shixiansaoguoguyushendeyixiang，luozaitaguhuihepangneigexiaoxiaodeqingciguanshang。

neishitashengqianyangdebaobeilvmaogui，jiao“xiaoyi”。shenqingyisongde。youciwodasaoshufang，

buxiaoxinbaguanzipengwaile，shuisachulaiyidian。guyushendangchangshuailewogangjitapaohaodecancha。

guntangdechashuipozaiwojiaobeishang，shunjianliaoqiyipianshuipao。takandoumeikanyiyan，zhiguzhejinzhangdijianchatadegui。

“linwan！nizhibuzhidaoqingyifeileduodaxinsicaizhaodaozheizhipinxianghaode？penghuailenipeideqima？

”woquezhebeisuibolizhafeiguodetui，dunxiaqucadishangdechashuiheshuizi。jiaobeishangdepao**laditeng。

“yizhiwangbaeryi，silezaimaibei。”tamengdizhuaizhuwogebobawocheqilai，yanshenyinzhi。“nizaishuoyibian？

”“woshuo，”wodingzhetajihupenhuodeyanjing，yiziyidun，“shen、qing、yi、song、de、dong、xi，

genniyiyang，dou、shi、la、ji。”neishiwodiyiciaiguyushendeerguang。yeshiweiyiyici。

tadawanzijiyelengle，kanzhewoxunsuzhongqidelianjiahezuijiaodexuesi，shouzhiquanlequan。

zuizhongzhishifanzaodisongkaiwo，baozhetadeguiguanziquleshufang。pengdishuaishangmen。neiwan，woduizhejingzi，

yongbingdaifuzhezhonglian，shoujipingmuliangzhe。shenqingyiganggengxindepengyouquan。dingwei，maerdaifu。jiugonggezhaopianli，

tachuanzhexingganbijini，xiaorongcanlandiyiweizaiyigejinfananrenhuaili。peiwen：【fangxiacuode，

cainengheduidexiangfeng。xindekaishi，yangguangzhenhao。】wodianlegezan。ranhoubashoujirengjinleyugang。

jinyumenheleyitiao，sisantaokai。“linwan！wojiaoniguixia！tingjianmeiyou！

”laotaitaidenuhebawoconghuiyilizhuaichu。taqidehunshenfadou，zhizhewoshenshangdehongqunzi。

“chuanchengzheiyanglaisongzijizhangfu！dangzhongfangxiebusanbusideluyin！haibahuaizheshenyundeqingyichuaixiamukeng！

niandeshenmexin？nishiyaowomengujiajuehouma？！”wozoudaolingtangzhongyang，taitoukanzheguyushendeyixiang。

“juehou？”wochixiao，“ninerzibushijininliulegeyezhongzaishenqingyiduzilima？fangxin，sibule。

”“ni！”laotaitaiwuzhexiongkou，lianzhangchengzhuganse，“fanle！fanletianle！

”pangbianyigechuanzhexiangnaiertaozhuangdejianliannvrentiaochulai，shiguyushendetangmeiguqian。“dabomuninbieqi！

genzheizhong**peiziyoushenmehaoshuode！baoanni？batatuochuqu！biezangledagedelingtang！

”likeyoulianggechuanheixizhuangdeanbaoshangqian。wolenglengsaotamenyiyan。“pengwoyixiashishi？

”neiliangrenbeiwodeyanshendingzaiyuandi。guqianjianshengma：“nixiaozhangshenme？zhendangzijihaishigutaitai？

wogesile！yizhukemeinidefen！zheizhaizi，zheijialiyigencaoyipianwadougennimeiguanxi！

”womantiaosilidicongshoubaolichouchuyifenwenjian。“pa”yishengshuaizaigongzhuoshang，zhengyazaiguyushendepaiweiqian。

“kankanqingchu。”guqianhuyidizhuaqilai，zhisaoleyiyan，yanzhuzidoukuaidengchulai。

“gu……guquan**xieyi？bukeneng！dagezenmekenengba‘shenyu’15%degufenzhuanjini？！

”mantanghuaran。laotaitaiyibaduoguowenjian，laohuajinghoudeyanjingsisidingzheqianmingchu。guyushensangezi，

longfeifengwu，litouzhibei。riqi，shitasiqiansantian。laotaitaideshoudoudelihai，zhiyehuahuazuoxiang。

“ni……nibitaqiande？”tamengditaitou，yanshenyuandudexiangyaoshengchilewo，

“yushenchushiqianqingxuyizhibudui！shibushinihaisilewoerzi？！”“wohaita？

”woxiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua。woyibubuzoudaolaotaitaimianqian，fushizhetashunjiancanglaodelian。“ninerzi，

guyushen。”“tashizaishenqingyigongyudeyangtaishang，guangzheshenzigenren‘tanxiangmu’shi，jiaohuashuaixiaqude。

”“ershiqilou。”“ze，shuaidekesuile。”“ninyaoshixiangkantazuihoudeyangzi……”wocoujintaerbian，

shengyinqingdexiangdushetuxin，“woshoujiliyouxianchangzhaopian，gaoqingde，damale，ninyaoxinshangyixiama？

”laotaitaihoulonglifachu“hehe”deguaixiang，yanbaiyifan，zhitingtingxianghoudaoqu。“ma！”“dabomu！

”“kuai！jiuxinwan！”lingtangshunjianluanchengyiguozhou。wozhiqishen，zhenglezhengwodehongqunlingkou。zhenchao。guyushen，

**xinzang，haoxiangmeinichuixudeneimeyinglang。shenye，gujialaozhaizhongyuanjingxialai。

laotaitaibeisongquleyiyuan，qinqimenzuoniaoshousan。zhengdongzhaizikongdangdexiangzuojudadefenmu。

wochijiaocaizaibingliangdedalishidimianshang，tuikaizhuwodemen。zheilicengshiwoheguyushendehunfang。