zheishiyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,jiangshulezhaojiaweiqinxinranxiaweiweizailanmeidebixiajinglileyixiliejingxiancijidegushi。zhaojiaweiqinxinranxiaweiweitianshengjubeilechaohuxunchangdetianfu,tamianlinzhelaizigefangshilidezhuishahekaoyan。zaizheigecankuershenmideshijieli,tabixubuduanchengzhangbingxunzhaozhenxiang。tamiaohui,“wangshangsoudedao,yijingchuanfengle,nijiusoukedanvxuesheng。”wobanxinbanyidakailiulanqi,shurulezheijigezi,tiaochulaishiduogebuliangwangzhan,qizhongyou……lingrenpingxiyidaidejiejujiangzhenhannidexinling。
第一章
shangyishiwotianleqingmeishiduonian,duizhuiqiuwodexiaohuashierbujian。
zuihouruyuanqudaoqingmei,quebeitalvdetiwuwanfu。
houlaitaxiaguirencuo,woxinruan,yuanliangleta。
quefaxianjiulianerziyebushiwode,zuihoubeitamenerrenlianshouhaisi。
zhonglaiyishi,wofangqiqingmei,zhuantouxuanzexiaohua。
qingmeizegenzhejingshenxiaohuoguihun,bei**,huaitaibayueliuchan,ranshangzangbing,haiyinweibiaochemeileming。
1.
zaizhengkaiyandeshihou,wohuidaoledasanxiaoyunhuizheitian,zuozaiguanzhongxishang,shoulipengzheyidashumeiguihua。
wohuanlehaoyihuiercaifanyingguolai,jintianshiwoyaojiqingmeixiaweiweibiaobaidediyibaiershisanci。
dangchuwoweilegenqingmeixiaweiweizaitongyisuoxuexiao,gaokaozhijiekongfen,guyishaozuolesandaodati,zuizhongruyuangentajinletongyisuoxuexiao。
zhikexibushiyigezhuanye,meifazuodaoshishikekedoupeibanta。
zhonglaiyishi,woqingchuzijijianchixiaqubingbuhuiyoushenmehaojieguo,suoyiguoduanxuanzelebuzaizhuiqiuxiaweiwei。
benlaizheitianwoshiyaochenzherenduojixiaweiweibiaobaide,tayehuigenyiqianyiyangjujuewo。
wohuitianzheliangenzaitashenhou,shuozijixiacihaihuijixubiaobai,zhidaotadayingweizhi。
zhishixianzai,wobuhuineiyangzuole。
fuxiaozhangfayanjieshuhou,wobaozhehuailidehua,zouguoleshenhoudesangetaijie,neilizuozhexiangwobiaobaiguosancidexiaohuaqinxinran。
tabiaoqingcuoe,danzaizhuyidaoyuzijigezheyigeweizhidexiaweiweihou,shunjianlerandixiaolexiao。
meiduojiu,zhouweitongxuedoukaishiqihong,yinweitamenkanguanlewodexiaochouxingwei,zhibawodangzuoxiaohua。
xiaweiweilianshangxiemanlebuxie,shenshouzhunbeijieguowoshoulidehua。
woyijingxiangdaoxiayimiaotajiuhuijianghuadiuhuiwohuaili,zaichushenghenhenxiuruwoyifan。
keshiwopianburutasuoyuan,yingzhedajiademuguang,wozouxianglexiaohuaqinxinran。
zaitamudengkoudaidebiaoqingxia,wojianghuashudijileta,“qinxinran,woxihuanni。”
zhouweitongxuexianruyizhenjingmo。
piankehou,yourenxianfachulehuanhusheng,jinjiezhe,yiboyouyibodejianjiao。
qinxinranlianjiafanqihongyun,buquedingditaishou,jieguolewoshoulidehua。
woniuguotoudeshihou,zhenghaoduishangxiaweiweigangadelian,pangbianyourenkaozaitaerbianshuoleshenme,tabianchaowozouleguolai。
shenshoucongqinxinrenshouliqiangguohuashu,biaoqingshishuobuchudenankan,“zhaojiawei,nikaishenmewanxiao?”
wozhoumei,kanzhetashoulidehua,xiaoshengkaikou,“xinran,huabeirennongzangle,wojinimaixinde。”
woxiaozheqianzhutadeshou,qishenmanyouyouzouchucaochang,kuaidaomenkoudeshihou,wohuitoukanleyanbuyuanchudexiaweiwei。
tazhouweizhanzhejigetongxue,buzhidaoshizaianweita,haishizaishuowodehuaihua。
kezheixiewodoubuzaihule。qucantingdelushang,qinxinranzhudonggenwodahua,“weileqixiaweiwei?”
woweiweilengleyixia,suijixiaoxiao,“zenmehui,woshizhenxihuanni。”
“xiaweiweineifugaogaozaishangdeyangzi,wokangoule。”
taminchun,qingxiuganjingdelianshangtouchujifenxiuse,“zhaojiawei,neiwojiudangnirenzhenle。”
2.
huoxushiwogenqinxinranzaiyiqidexiaoxi**lecongchuzhongqibianyizhibeiwozhuiqiudexiaweiwei。
diertian,wojiuzhuangjiantadaizhejigejingshenxiaohuodayaodabaijinlexuexiao。
yujianwodeshihou,tahaikaikoutiaoxin,“zhaojiawei,kanjianlema?zhuiwoderenhenduo,woyebuquenizheiyige。”
wokanzhemianqiandeyaomoguiguai,shenshoulazhuqinxinrandeshou,haoxintixingxiaweiwei,“woquannihaishibiegenzheixierenjiechu,yihouyounihouhuide。”
ketaquejiangwodehaoxinquangaodangzuochicu,“nijiushijiduwo,pingshenmezheimeshuowonanpengyou?”
mianqiantiaoranlejitiaohuangmaodejingshenxiaohuoyechushengfuhe,“wozaojiutingweiweishuoguoyouge**siyizhichanzheta,jintianzongsuanshijiandaohuodele,zenme,zheiweishinidenvyou?”
tabuhuaihaoyideyanshenzaiqinxinranshenshangliuzhuan,“wokannizhangdetinghaokande,yaobuyaogenwomenyiqiwana?”
wokanleyanqinxinran,tamanlianxiezheganga,shouyeyinweishengqiweiweifadou,wobuyuekaikou,“neidaobubile,wonvpengyouhaikanbushanghunhun。”
shuowanzheijuhuahou,wogenqinxinrantouyebuhuidilikai,shenhouchuanlaixiaweiweiqijibaihuaideshengyin。
woyuanyiweixiaweiweihejingshenxiaohuoguihunzhishiweilexiaomoshijianhuoshiyuwozuodui,quemeixiangdaotadangzhenfafengbanmishanglezheizhongren,shenzhibuxilianxuqiaokeyigeyue。
zaitingdaoxiaweiweidexiaoxishi,jiushiquanxiaodouzaichuanxinwenxiyougenvshengnaozheyaoxiuxuepeinanyou。
qixianwohaimeijiangzheinvshenggenxiaweiweilianxidaoyiqi,zhidaotingdaojingshenxiaohuosigezi。
chuleta,woxiangbudaoxiandaishehuisheihaihuimishangzheileiren。
henkuai,wodecaixiangyebeizhengshile。
xiaweiweibeiquanxiaotongbaolianxukuangke,beijiyuliuxiaochakandechufen。
dantayijiumeiyouhuilaishangke,yebuzhidaopaoqunaliguihun。
meiduojiu,tajiubeiquantui,tamayeshizheishihou,jiwodalailedianhua。
ayikudeqibuchengsheng,jujudoushishuluowodebushi,shuowomeiyouguanhaoxiaweiwei,haishuowomeiliangxin。
woyouxiekuxiaobude,dandinghuifuta,“ayi,wozhiqianquanguoweiweihenduocile,tagenbenbutingwode,xianzaibawovx,shoujihaomadoulaheile,yaobunimengentahaohaoshuoshuo。”
ruguoyigerenshiwulide,neimehenyoukenengtajialisuoyourendoushibujianglide。
ayilailai**jiushineijiju,yaowohetanvertanlianai,haiyaowoshenmedoutingxiaweiweide,bunengyouyidiantuisuodexiangfa。
woshizaishikanbuguantazheizhongzuofa,wozheshoujilenglengkaikou,“ayi,wogenxiaweiweishibukenengle,nindenver,ninhaishizijiguanba。”
3.
meiyouzhuizhexiaweiweipaoderizi,wogenqinxinrandeguanxiyuelaiyueqinmi。
wokaishihuaiyizijishangyishishibushibeixiaweiweiguanle**,zenmexialeyanzhihuitianta,beijujueshangbaicihaibufangqi。
zheitian,wohuranshoudaoqinxinrandefalaideshipinjietu,shipinzhongdenvshengshixiaweiwei,wojihushiyiyanjiurenchuleta。
zhishizheizhangzhaopianshangdeta,yibubiti,biaoqingxiaohun,yikanjiushibeiren**。
wojiqinxinranfaquxiaoxi,“nibawanzhengshipinfaguolai。”
tamiaohui,“wangshangsoudedao,yijingchuanfengle,nijiusoukedanvxuesheng。”
wobanxinbanyidakailiulanqi,shurulezheijigezi,tiaochulaishiduogebuliangwangzhan,qizhongyouyigeshenzhixieshanglexiaweiweidemingzi。
womeiyoudiankaishipin,zhijiangwangzhanyemianjietujubao,suanshikanzaicongxiaoyiqizhangdadefenshang,jixiaweiweiliushangyidianzizun。
liangtianhou,wozaisousuowangzhandeshihou,wangyeyijingchuxiancuowu,meifadakaile。
jitianhou,wogenqinxinranpengmiandeshihou,tayongzijidehaomajixiaweiweidaledianhua,anxialemianti,yinggaishimoshenghaomadeyuangu,xiaweiweijietongle。
neibianshengyincaoza,xiangshizaijiubahuoyedian。
qinxinranxiankailekou,“xiaweiwei,woshiqinxinran,nibieguadianhua,woyoushigennishuo。”
xiaweiweilengchaorefengdao,“zenme?genwoxuanyaonihezhaojiaweilianai?haishifenshoulehaizhaowokusu?wohenikemeiyoushenmehaoshuode。”
wocaidaotahuizheimeshuo,tayizhidoushizheizhongren,woshangyishishifenglecaihuidangtiangou,beidailvmao。
qinxinranbingbunao,yuqiyijiuhenpinghe,“wodadianhuabushiweiletingnidechaofeng,zuoweinvhaizi,woxiangtixingni,nibeiren**le,xianzaiwangshangdaochudouzaichuannideshipin。”
“beituixue,bei**,nihaibumingbaima?”
xiaweiweichenmolexujiu,jiuzaiwoyiweitahuixingwu,huiguizhengguideshihou,tadiuxiayijuhuajiuguaduanledianhua。
“nidadianhualaijiushixiangkanwoxiaohuaba?”
qinxinranyouxiecuoedikanlewoyiyan。
woyemeixiangdaoxiaweiweihuizheiyangbuzhihaodai,danzhuannianyixiang,suanle,wogentayijingmeikenengle,jiusuantashisishihuoyougenwoyoushenmeguanxi。
yuedi,xiaweiweidemuqinpaolaixuexiaodanaoleyichang。
hualihuawaidoushimaiyuanwobufuzeren,meiyouliangxin。
talanzhewogenqinxinran,yikouyikou**,“shibushinigouyinzhaojiawei,cairangwomenweiweipaoqugenrenguihun?”
qinxinranshiyousuzhideren,gangadixiaolexiao,“ayi,jiaweizhuileninvertingjiude,shitayizhimeitongyi,haikanbuqijiawei。”
ayiheizhelian,“weiweishiguaihaizi,jiushinimendecuo,nimenqifuta。”
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