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《zheilongyi，sheizuodoudesui》shiyibudadongrenxindezuopin，jiangshuleyezhenyanwuyouzaimianduishenghuokaoyanshidechengzhangyujianren。yezhenyanwuyoujinglilexuduojiannandejuezehekunjing，dantongguojianchiheyongqi，zuizhongzhaodaozijizhenzhengdejiazhiherenshengyiyi。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanwenqingyuzhihui，querdaidaideshichelunnianguonilude“gulu”sheng。wobeirengzaiyiliangpojiudebancheshang，xiangyijianbeidiuqidelaji，yunwangchengwai。buzhiguoleduojiu，chetingle。wobei……jiangyinfaduzheduirenshengdesikaoheganwu。

精彩章节

wocengshishizizuibeijiandenuli，tacengzongrongchongqiewanquwoshuangyan。“gounucai，yepeixiaoxiangzhuzi？

”wojiasineiwan，xindituranxuexigongting。shizibeifeineiri，xindizhiwoshoutashanglongyi：“jiejie，

zheitianxiawotiniqianglaile。”ketazhuanshenjiujiangwosuorushengong：“quanbingjini，ziyouguiwo。

”woxiaozhekoushouxieen——xiaokanxindihexiawozhunbeineibeidujiu。zheilongyi，sheizuodoudesui。01xue。

nongchoude，daizhexingtianqixideyeti，shunzhewodelianjiahualuo，dijinchentuli。wokanbujian，

yanqianshiyipianyonghengde、niannideheian。danwodetingjue、xiujue、chujue，

quezaizheipianheianzhongbeimolidewubifengli。wonengtingdaoliurumeijianxiyoudeyidexiaosheng，

xiangyibacuiledudezhuizi，zhajinwodeermo。“jixinqiao，nizheitiao**degou，

yepeiyongzheishuangyanjingkanshiziye？niririyeye，shibushijiuyongzheishuanghumeiyangouyinzhuzi？

”wohainengwendaotazhijiashangmingguidekoudanxiang，hunhezhewoxueroudexingqi，jiaozhichengyizhonglingrenzuooudeweidao。

gengnengganjuedao，neilianggenfenglidejinchai，shiruheyicuncun、xueroumohudi，

congwodeyankuangliwanchuwocengshiruozhenbaodedongxi。teng。tengdaojizhi，fanermamule。

wodeshentixiangyijubeitaokongdemuou，daozaibinglengdeqingshibanshang。erwodezhuzi，donggongshiziyanwuyou，

jiuzhanzaibuyuanchu。wotingdedaotajinxuecaizaidishangfachudeqingweishengxiang，

tingdedaotashouzhongzheshan“shua”diyixiahelongdeshengyin，qingcui，liluo，xiangyidaozhanduanwosuoyounianxiangdejinglei。

tameiyouweiwoshuoyijuhua。napawogenzaitashenbianshinian，congyigechadiandongsizaijiebiandeguer，

daotashenbianzuidongshi、zuitiexindenubi。shinian，huanlaide，buguoshitayijuqingpiaopiaodemoxu。“gounucai，

yepeixiaoxiangzhuzi？”liurumeideshengyinzaicixiangqi，chongmanleshenglizhedexuanyaohecanrendekuaiyi。

tayijiaochuaizaiwodexinkou，wotengdequansuoqilai，xiangyitiaobinsidechong。

wotingdaotajiaoxiaozhepujinyanwuyoudehuaili，nishengdao：“shiziye，ninkan，zheiyangyilai，

taneishuangtaoyandeyanjing，jiuzaiyebuhuiainindeyanle。”woyongjinquanshenliqi，xiangtingtingyanwuyoudefanying。

shiyane？shilianmin？haishinapayisiyihaodedongrong？doumeiyou。wozhitingdaotapingjingwubodeshengyin，

daizheyisibunaifandejingui，duiliurumeishuo：“nongganjingdian，biezanglewodedi。”zheijuhua，

xiangzuihouyibingzhongchui，jiangwocancundeyishichedizarushenyuan。yuanlai，wozheitiaoming，wozheishiniandezhongcheng，

zaitayanli，shenzhibibushangyikuaixuyaobaochijiejingdedimian。heiancheditunshilewo。zaihunsiguoquzhiqian，

wozhiyouyigeniantou。yanwuyou，liurumei。ruoyoulaisheng，wodingyaonimen，xuezhaixuechang。

02woyiweiwohuisizaineigebinglengdeyuye。beiwanqushuangyandewo，xiangyidailajiyiyangbeixiarentuojinlechaifang，

rengzaichaoshifameidecaoduili。shangkouzaifulan，gaoshaorangwoshenzhibuqing，siwangdeqixiruyingsuixing。

jiuzaiwojijiangfangqi，zhunbeiyingjieneiyonghengdejijingshi，chaifangdemenbei“zhiya”yisheng，tuikaiyidaofeng。

yigeshouruodeshenying，daizheyishenyushuidehanqi，diediezhuangzhuangdipalejinlai。wotingjueminrui，

likefenbianchuneishisheidejiaobusheng——yezhen，donggonglizuibuqiyandeyigexiaozayi，yinweishengdeguoyushouxiao，

changbeirenqifu。zhiyouwo，huizaitabeikekoufanshishi，toutousaijitayigemantou。womeixiangdao，

zaiwozhongpanqinli，beisuoyourenqirubilvdeshihou，weiyiganlaikanwode，jingshita。tapadaowoshenbian，

daizhekuqiang，xiaoshengdihan：“xinqiaojiejie……xinqiaojiejie……”tadeshouxiaoxinyiyidipenglepengwodeetou，

guntangdewendurangtadaoxiyikouliangqi。jiezhe，woganjuedaoyiwanwenredemitangbeicoudaochunbian。“jiejie，

hediandongxi，huoxiaqu……”tadeshengyindoudelihai，hunhezhechuangwaideyusheng，xiandegewaibeiqi。

wopinjinzuihouyisiliqi，zhangkaiganliedezuichun，tanlanditunyanzheneijiumingdemitang。

mitangdenuanyishunzhehoulonghuaruweili，qusanlexiexusiwangdehanyi，yerangwohundundeyishiqingxinglejifen。

“meiyongde……”woqiruoyousidikaikou，shengyinsiyadexiangpojiudefengxiang，“tamenbuhuirangwohuo。”“bu！

”yezhendeshengyinturanbiandejianding，shenzhidaizheyisiyutanianlingbufudehenli，“jiejie，niyidingyaohuoxiaqu！

wotinishaletamen！suoyouqifuguonideren，woyigedoubuhuifangguo！”wozhidangshihaitongdeqihua，

xuruodichelechezuijiao，xiangxiao，queqiandonglelianshangdeshangkou，tengdewodaoxiyikouliangqi。heianzhong，

yezhenjiangyigexiaoxiaodezhibaosaijinwodeshouxin。“jiejie，zheishiwo……woyongjinsuoyoujixu，

congyigeyoufanglangzhongneilimailaidejiasiyao。yaoxiaonengchixuyitianyiye。”tayadishengyin，

yusujikuaidizaiwoerbianshuo，“woyijingmaitonglechulishitidezhanggonggong，tahuibaniyundaochengwaideluanzanggang。

niyidingyaochengzhu，tianlianghou，wo……woyidinghuiqujiuni！”wojinjinzuanzheneibaoyao，bingliangdezhizhangchugan，

quexiangyicuguntangdehuomiao，zaiwobinglengsijidexinli，zhongxindianranleyisiweiruodeguang。

wobuzhidaotayigexiaoxiaodezayi，nalaidedanlianghejimouzuozheiyiqie。dancike，tashiwozaidiyuli，

weiyinengzhuazhudefumu。“jiejie，nixinwo。”tazuihouzaiwoerbianshuo，neijuhuayuqishuoshichengnuo，

burushuoshiyigeqixuedeshiyan。wodianlediantou。woxiangxinta。yinweizaizheizuochirendedonggongli，zhiyouta，

cengzaiwodijitamantoushi，yongneishuangqingcheyoujueqiangdeyanjingkanzhewo，renrenzhenzhendishuo：“jiejie，

nishiwojianguozuihaoderen。”03fuxiajiasiyaodeganjue，rutongzhuirubinghai。

wodehuxihexintiaoyidiandianbiandeweiruo，zhizhiwanquanxiaoshi。shentibiandejiangyingbingleng，yuzhenzhengdesishiwuyi。

diertianqingchen，wobeilianggeculudexiarentuolechuqu。wonengtingdaotamenmanshixianedeyilun。“ze，zhenhuiqi，

yidazaojiutuogesiren。”“jiushi，tingshuoyanjingdoumeile，landebuchengyangzi，shiziyeyezhenshihenxin。

”“xu！nibuyaomingle！zheiyeshitahuogai，yigenucai，xinbitiangao！”tamendeshengyinjianjianyuanqu，

querdaidaideshichelunnianguonilude“gulu”sheng。wobeirengzaiyiliangpojiudebancheshang，

xiangyijianbeidiuqidelaji，yunwangchengwai。buzhiguoleduojiu，chetingle。wobeicubaodixianxiache，

gunluozaibinglengchaoshidenidili。zhouweishinongzhongdefuchouwei，shiluanzanggangduyoudeqixi。

wotangzaibinglengdeshitiduili，jingjingdidengdaizhe。dengdaiyaoxiaoguoqu，huozhe，dengdaisiwangzhenzhengjianglin。

shijianzaiheianhesijizhongliushi，meiyifenmeiyimiaodouwubimanzhang。jiuzaiwokuaiyaobeijuewangtunshishi，

yizhenbutongxunchangdexuanxiao，dapoleluanzanggangdejijing。neishicongdouchengfangxiangchuanlaide，yinyinyueyuedehanshasheng，

bingqipengzhuangsheng，haiyou……huoguang。jibianwokanbujian，yenengganjuedaoneichongtiandehuoguang，

jiangyinchendetiankongyingzhaochuyizhongguiyidexuehongse。fashengleshenme？woxinzhongchongmanlejingyihebuan。zheigeyewan，

zhudingbupingjing。shashengyuelaiyuejin，shenzhiyoulingxingdematishengcongguandaoshanglveguo，daizhejinghuanghehunluan。

woqiangpozijibaochilengjing，pingzhuhuxi，yidongbudong。buzhiguoleduojiu，

yizhenjicuershuxidejiaobushengyouyuanjijin，zuizhongtingzailewodeshenbian。shiyezhen。tapuguolai，

zhandoudeshouzaiwoshenshangmosuozhe，querenwohai“huo”zhe。“jiejie！jiejiewolaile！

”tadeshengyinlidaizhejiehouyushengdeqingxingheyizhongnanyiyanyudekangfen。woganjuedaotajiangwobaoleqilai，

tadehuaibaobuzaixiangcongqianneiyangshouruo，fanerchongmanleliliang。tadeshenshang，zhanranzhenongzhongdexuexingwei，

bushiwode，shibierende。“yezhen……”wojiannandikaikou，“chengli……zenmele？”tabaozhewo，

yibianfeikuaidiwangheianzhongbenpao，yibianzaiwoerbianshuo，shengyinyinweijidongerweiweizhandou。“jiejie，gongbianle。

sanhuangzilianhejinjun，xuexiledonggonghehuanggong。laohuangdihetaizi……dousile。”wodexinmengdiyichen。

donggongbeixuexi……neiyanwuyouni？fangfocaidaolewodexinsi，yezhendejiaobudunledun，tadixiatou，

guntangdeqixipenzaiwodeerkuo，yiziyiju，daizheyizhongcanrendekuaiyi，qingxidishuodao：“yanwuyou，

tabeisanhuangzifeiletaizizhiwei，xuequsuoyoujuewei，xianzai……zhishiyigebiniwohaiyaobeijiandefeirenle。

”neiyike，womeiyouganjuedaodachoudebaodekuangxi。xinzhongfaneryongqiyizhonggengshendehanyi。zheichanggongbian，

laidetaiqiao，taikuai，fangfoshisuanzhunlewo“siqu”dezheigeyewan。eryanqianzheigebaozhewodeshaonian，

tashenshangdexuexingwei，tayuqizhongdekangfen，dourangwogandaoyizhongmoshengdekongju。zheizhendeshiworenshideneige，

huiyinweiyigemantouerganjitilingdeyezhenma？04wozaiyichuanjingdezhaiyuanlizhulexialai。zheilihenpianpi，

tingbudaowaijiedexuanxiao。yezhenjiangwozhaogudewuweibuzhi，taqinziweiwoqingxishangkou，rifuyiridihuanyao。

taqinglailequanchengzuihaodedafu，yongzuimingguideyaocaiweiwodiaolishenti。wodeshentizaiyitiantianhaozhuan，

danneishuangbeiwanqudeyanjing，quechengleyongyuanwufamibudekongdong。dafushuo，nengbaozhuxingmingyishiwanxing。

yezhentinghou，chenmolehenjiu。neitian，tawozhewodeshou，shuo：“jiejie，duibuqi。

ruguowonengzaoyidian……zaoyidianyongyouliliang……”wofanwozhutadeshou，shuo：“bu，zhener，

niyijingjiulewodeming。gaishuoxiexiederenshiwo。”tabuzaishuohua，zhishijiangwodeshouwodegengjin。neiduanrizi，

tameitiandouhuilaikanwo，peiwoshuohua，gaosuwowaijiedefengyunbianhuan。tashuo，sanhuangzidengji，dangenjibuwen，

chaotangzhishanganliuyongdong。tashuo，feitaiziyanwuyoubeixindiqiujinzaixiridedonggong，shoujinzheru。tashuo，

liurumeidejiazuzaigongbianzhongzhancuoledui，manmenchaozhan，tabenrenzebeimairulezuididengdeguanjifang。

taxiangyigeshuoshuren，lengjingdixiangwomiaoshuzhewosuoyouchourendebeicanxiachang。wojingjingditingzhe，

xinzhongmeiyouyisibolan。henyizaiwanyandeneiyikeyijingranshaodaolejizhi，rujinshengxiade，

zhishiyipianbinglengdehuijin。wokaishixuexiyongerduoheshuangshouquganzhizheigeshijie。

wonengtongguojiaobushengfenbianchubutongderen，nengtongguokongqideliudongganzhifangjiandebuju。wodeshijieshiqulesecai，

quezailingyiweidubiandegengjiaqingxi。sangeyuehoudeyitian，yezhenyoulaikanwo。

tadejiaobushengbiyiwangrenheshihoudouyaochenwen，shenshangdaizheyizhongwocongweiwenguode、qinglenglinliedelongxianxiang。

tazoudaowomianqian，wozhuwodeshou，jiangwolaleqilai。wonengganjuedao，tashenshangchuanzhede，

shizhidihouzhong、xiuzhefuzawenyangdeyiwu。“jiejie，”tadeshengyin，buzaishineigedaizhekuqiangdeshaonian，

ershiduoleyizhongjunlintianxiadeweiyanhechenjing，“genwohuiquba。”wochenmolepianke，

yongmengzhebailingdekongdongshuangyan“wang”xiangta。“yishenmeshenfen？”wotingdaoletayishengjiqingdexiao，neixiaoshengli，

baohanzheyizhongdechangsuoyuandemanzu。tajiangwodeshouqiandaotadechunbian，luoxialeyigebinglengdewen。

“woweiyideqinren，”tahuanhuandishuo，meiyigezidouzhidiyousheng，“dayewangchao，weiyide，huguozhanggongzhu。

”wojiangzhule。huguozhanggongzhu？woyigewumingwuxing，lianshenshidoubuzhidaodeguer，

yigebeishiziwanqushuangyandebeijiannuli……wofushangtashenshanghuaguideyiliao，neishangmianpanjude，

shizhiyoudiwangcainengshiyongdewuzhuajinlong。wozhongyumingbaile。xuexigongtingde，bushishenmesanhuangzi。

xianqizheichangxingfengxueyu，jiangsuoyourendouwannongyuguzhangzhishangde，shiwoyanqianzheige，

woyizhiyiweichunliangwuhaidedidi。xindi……yezhen。05zhonghuihuanggongdeneiyitian，shengshihaoda。

wozuozaishiliurentaidefengnianshang，tingzhegongdaoliangpangshanhuhaixiaobande“gongyingzhanggongzhuhuigong”，xinzhongyipiansiji。

lianshangmengzhedehouhoubailing，gejuelesuoyoutanjiudemuguang，yechenglewozuijiangudemianju。

yezhenweiwojubanleyichangjijinshehuadexichenyan。huanggongzuihualidezhaoyangdian，denghuotongming，gongchoujiaocuo。

wenwubaiguanqijuyitang，zhengxiangyiduzheiweituranmaochulaide“huguozhanggongzhu”dezhenrong。woyouyezhenqinziqianzhe，

yibubuzoushanggaotai，yutabingjianerzuo。“huangjieziyouliuluogongwai，shoujinkuchu，rujindeyixunhui，

shinaiwodayezhixing。”yezhendeshengyintongguoneilichuanbianzhenggedadian，daizheburongzhiyideweiyan，

“zhenjinrizaicixuanbu，zhanggongzhujinzhiyuye，jianzhirujianzhen，qiyan，jiweizhenyi。”mantanghuaran，

suijishigengjiagongjingdeguibai。wonengganjuedaowushudaomuguang，huohaoqi，huojidu，huojingyi，

jinshuluozaiwoshenshang。wozhishiduanzuozhe，miandaiweixiao，renyoutamendaliang。yanhuijinxingdaoyiban，wojiekougengyi，

youshinvchanfuzhe，zoudaoledianwaidehuilangshang。wanfengweiliang，chuidewoyimeipiaopiao。yigeliangqiangdejiaobusheng，

zaibuyuanchuxiangqi。neijiaobusheng，wotaishuxile。shuxidao，jibianhuachenghui，woyerende。shiyanwuyou。

tachuanzhezuixiadengpuyicaihuichuandecubuyi，shoulitizheyigejiuhu，dagaishilaijinaweidarentianjiude。

tadizhetou，xingrongkugao，manshenjiuqi，yujiyizhongneigejinguiaomandeshizipanruoliangren。tameiyourenchuwo，

zhengyaocongcongzouguo。woquezaitajingguowoshenbianshi，yongbudabuxiao，qiahaonengrangtatingqingdeshengyin，

duishenbiandeshinvshuo：“zheigonglidefeng，haishizheimeleng。”wodeshengyin，shiwokeyiweizhuangguode，

daizheyisijiujushangweideyonglanheshaya。danyanwuyoudeshenti，quezaitingdaozheishengyindeshunjian，mengdijiangzhule。

tahuanhuandi，nanyizhixinditaiqitou，kanxiangwo。tademuguang，luozaiwolianshangneitiaocimudebailingshang，

tongkongzhouranjinsuo。“ni……”tadezuichunduosuozhe，yigezidoushuobuwanzheng。

wonengxiangxiangchutacikelianshangdebiaoqing，yidingshizhenjing、kongju、haiyou……wujindehuihen。“pa”deyisheng，

tashouzhongdejiuhushishouhualuo，shanghaodelihuabaisaleyidi，zaiyueguangxiasanfazheqingliedexiangqi。

wochaotashengyinchuanlaidefangxiang，weiweiceguotou，zuijiaogouqiyimoqiadaohaochude，beiminyoushulideweixiao。

“haojiubujian，”woqingshengshuo，meiyigezidouxiangyibawenroudedao，lingchizhetadeshenjing，“shizi……ebu，

qiaowozheijixing，xianzaiyinggaijiaoni，shurenyanwuyoule。”tahunshenjuliedizhandouqilai，

fangfokandaolecongdiyupahuilaideegui。06yezhenshigetianshengdediwang，yeshigetianshengdexizi。

tazaidadianzhishang，dangzhewenwubaiguandemian，yongzuitengxideyuqi，jiangshulewo“liuluominjian，

beijianrensuohai”debeicanguowang，yankuangfanhong，qingzhenyiqie，fangfozhendeweiwozheige“huangjie”xintongbuyi。

ranhou，tademuguang，rulijianbanshexiangguizaidianxia，zaoyimianwurensedeyanwuyou。“feirenyanwuyou，

xinsidaidu，canhaihuangjie，zuiburongshe！”yezhendeshengyinbinglengcigu，“bengailingchichusi，danhuangjiexinshan，

buyuanduojianshalu。jiruci，zhenbianfani……”taguyitingdunleyixia，muguangzhuanxiangwo，

wenroudiwen：“jiejie，nishuo，gairuhechuzhizheigezuiren？”suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaiwoshenshang。

wonengganjuedaoyanwuyouneidaohunzazhekongjuheqiqiudeshixian，jihuyaojiangwodongchuan。woduanzuozaitashenpang，

bailingxiadezuijiaoqinzheyisiruoyouruowudexiaoyi。“bixia，chenjieyiwei，si，duitalaishuotaibianyile。

”wodeshengyinhenqing，queqingxidichuandaomeigerenerduoli，“buru，jiujiangta‘shang’jichenjie，

daowodezhangninggongweinu，riyesihou。rangtayechangchang，zuorennupudeziwei。”ciyanyichu，manzuojiejing。

jiangxirigaogaozaishangdedonggongshizi，shangjibeitaqinshoucanhaidenubiweinu，zheishihedengzhuxindezheru。

yanwuyoudeshentihuanglehuang，jihuyaotandaozaidi。yezhendeyanzhongshanguoyisizanshangdexiaoyi，

talangshengdao：“zhunle！huangjiexinshanrenci，shinaitianxiazhifu。lairen，jiangzheigezuinudaiquzhangninggong！”yushi，

yanwuyoubeilianggetaijianjiazhe，xiangyitiaosigouyiyang，tuojinlewohuameiruxianjingdegongdian。wodebaofu，

yiyizhongzuicanrendefangshi，lakailexumu。neitianxiawu，wozuozainuantashang，

mingrenqileyihuzuitangdeyuqianlongjing。yanwuyouguizaiwodejiaoxia，dizhetou，hunshenjiangying。woduanqichabei，

qingqingminleyikou，suijishouyi“hua”，zhengbeiguntangdechashuiliantongbeizi，doushuaizailetademianqian。“aiya，

shouhuale。”woguzuojingyadishuo。chabeisuiliechengwushupian，guntangdechashuijianzaitadeshoubeishang，

tatengdemenhengyisheng，quebuganduo。woyongzuiwenroudeyuqi，duitaxiadalemingling：“yanwuyou，

badishangdesuipianjianqilai。jizhu，yaoyongshou，yipianyipiandijian。”zhei，shitacengjingduiwozuoguodeshi。

zhiyinweiwoduanchashibuxiaoxinsaleyidizaitayijiao，tabianrangwoguizaixuedili，

yongshouqujiantaguyishuaisuidetanpensuipian。tadeshentijuliedizhandouqilai，taiqitou，

yishuangbumanxuesideyanjingsisididingzhewo，chongmanlequru、fennuhebujie。

“weishenme……”tasiyadikaikou，“jixinqiao，nidaodixiangzenmeyang？”“woxiangzenmeyang？”woxiaole，

xiaoshengqingcui，quebudaiyisiwendu，“wozhishixiangrangnitihuiyixia，wocengjingtihuiguodeyiqie。zhei，

caizhishigekaishi。”wohuilehuishou，shenbiandeshinvlikeshangqian，anzhutadetou，

qiangpotadixianeikecengjinggaoaowubidetoulu，shenchushou，qujianshineixiefenglidecipian。cipianhuapotadeshouzhi，

xianxueshunjianyongchu，ranhongledimian。tasisidiyaozheya，yishengbuhang，zhishineishuangyanjing，xiangcuiledudedingzi，

laolaodidingzaiwodeshenshang。wokanbujian，danwonengganjuedao。woxiangshouzhetadetongku，

xiangshouzhetawunengweilidefennu。heianzhong，wozuijiaodexiaoyi，yuefabingleng。07fuchoude**，

bingbunengtianbuwoneixindekongxu。bairili，woshiquanqingchaoye、shuoyibuerdehuguozhanggongzhu，

jiangxiridechourenwannongyuguzhang。kedaoleyewan，dangyiqiexuanxiaochenji，neibeiwanyanshidejutonghekongju，

bianhuihuazuomengyan，jiangwotuoruwujindeshenyuan。woyouyicicongemengzhongjingxing。mengli，

liurumeizhengningdexiaolianheyanwuyoulengmodeyanshen，jiaotichuxian。wofangfoyouhuidaoleneigexuexingdewuhou，

fenglibinglengdeganjuezaiciguanchuanwodeyankuang。“a！”wojianjiaozhezuoqishen，hunshenbeilenghanjintou，

buzhudizhandou。qindiandemenbeixunsutuikai，yidaochenwendejiaobushengkuaibuzoudaowodechuangqian。“jiejie，biepa，