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”“……”lijieneibianchenmolejimiao，sihuzaiqiangxingyazhunuhuo，

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diyitian**，daoyannazhedalaba，**yangyi：“gewei！huanyinglaidao《xindongxinhao》！zaizheili，

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”suoyourendemuguangshunjianjujiaoguolai，daizhekanhaoxidetanjiu。jingtouyetuilegedatexie。

woyanpidoumeitai：“zhenxinhua。”zhuchirenxianranyoubeierlai，xiaorongmanmian，

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”……xianchangninggudeqifenbeidaoyanzaierjilidepaoxiaodapo。zhuchirengankeliangsheng，qiangxingbahuatiyuanleguoqu，

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jiemuzuneibianyijing……”“lijie，”wodaduanta，kanzhechuangwaiyinchenchendetian，“bangwodingzhangjipiaoba，

luwanxiayiqi，woxianghuijiakankanbama。”shengyinyoudianya。zaibailan，beichengqianshangwanrenzhizhebizima，

xinliyebukenenghaowubolan。lijiechenmoleyixia，tanlekouqi：“……xingba，woquanpai。

xiayiqi……nishaowei，jiushaoweishouzheyidiandian，xingma？suanjieqiunile。”“ng。”wohanhudiyingleyisheng。

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haifengdaizhexianshideqixipumianerlai。sheyingshikangzhejiqi，duizhewomen。

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erwo……wochuanzhejiemuzuzhunbeidebaiseleisilianyiqun，qunbaibeihaifengchuidelieliezuoxiang，xiangyimianguqidefan。

jingxindaliguodetoufahuleyilian。wonulixiangbatoufabokai，jieguoshouyihua，

jiemuzuzanzhude、jiazhibufeidezheyangmao，beiyizhenxiefengjuanzhe，“putong”yisheng，diaojinlehaili。

wo：“……”shenyubai：“……”sheyingshi：“……”zhibojiandanmu：“pu……duibuqiwoxianxiaoweijing！

”“maozi：woziyoule！”“songbailanlianfengdougentazuoduima？hahaha！

”“shenyingdidebiaoqing……wojiedaole！neishunjiandecuoehewuyu！hahahahaha！

”wogangadibalazhelianshangdetoufa，

kanxiangshenyubai：“neige……maozi……”shenyubaichenmodikanlewoliangmiao，mojingzhezhuletadeyanshen。

tashenmeyemeishuo，zhuanshenzouxiangchuancang。guoleyihuier，

tanaleyiding……yinzhe“xxpijiu”logode、mingxianshichuangongyongde、huipupudebangqiumaochulai。

“daishang。”tabamaozidijiwo，shengyinmeishenmeqifu。wokanzheneidingchoudehenyoutesedemaozi，

youkankanta。danmu：“？？？？shenyingdi？？？”“pijiumao？？？zheishenmezhinanshenmeijiuming！

”“suiranchou，dan……momingyoudianshiyongzhuyidehaoxiao？”“shenyingdishipatashaitulupima？

youdian……benzhuodeguanxin？”woyouyuleyimiao，haishijieguolaikouzailetoushang。choushichouledian，

danzongbitoufahuyilianqiang，erqiequeshifangshai。maoyanyaxialai，zhezhuledabanzhanglian，

yezhezhulewocikedejiongpo。“xiexie。”womenmendishuo。“ng。”tayingleyisheng，

zhuanshenqubainongdiaogan。jiexialaidehaidiao，chengledaxingzainanpianxianchang。woshituzhengmingzijibushiwanquandefeiwu。

dangshenyubaidongzuoliluodiguaer、paogan，zishizhuanyedekeyiqupaiguanggaoshi，woyexuezhetadeyangzi，

yonglijiangyuxianshuaichuqu——ranhou，yugoudaizheerliao，yiyigejiqidiaozuandejiaodu，

jingzhundigouzaile……shenyubaineijianyikanjiujiagebufeideyamachenshanxiukoushang。

wo：“……”shenyubai：“……”taditoukanzhezijixiuzishangdeyugou，youhuanhuantaiyankanxiangwo。

gezhemojing，wodounengganshoudaoneibinglengdeshixian。danmu：“！！！！！！！”“**！gou……gouzhule？

？”“hahahahahahawoxiaodaofangyuanshilidejiyiweitianliangledaming！

”“shenyingdineijianchenshanshiajiadegaodingba？songzhixianiwanle！

”“shenyingdi：wodangshihaipajile.jpg”“jiuming！zheishenmeshenzhankai！songbailanshishenyingdidekexingma？

”woshoumangjiaoluandixiangqujie，yuejiyueluan，yuxianchandegengjinle。“biedong。”shenyubaideshengyinxiangqi，

daizheyisiyinren。tazhaixiamojing，luchuyishuangshensuideyanjing，cikelimianqingxidixiezhe“wunai”。

taxiuzhangdeshouzhishenguolai，naixindi、yidiandiandijiezhechanraodeyuxianheyugou。dongzuohenwen，

meiyousihaobunaifan。haifengchuifu，womenlidehenjin。wonengwendaotashenshangdandande、qingliedexuesongqixi，

hunhezhehaishuideweidao。tadichuizheyanjie，zhuanzhudiduifuneigexiaoxiaodeyugou，

celianxiantiaozaiyangguangxiaxiandegewaiqingxi。shijianfangfobeilazhang。

danmufengxiangtubian：“dengdeng……zheihuamian……youdian……”“shenyingdihaoyounaixina……juranmeifahuo？

”“tashouzhihaozhang……jieyugoudeyangziyoudiansushizenmehuishi？”“suiranhenwulong，danliangrenkaodehaojin！

shengaocha！tixingcha！awsl！”“wohaoxiang……kedaole？？？”“qianmiandejiemeinibushiyigeren！