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小说简介

lingyichenxiede《zhumabuditianjiang,zhongshengxianzhanyizhongren》zheibenshushidoushishenghuoleixingdeshu,rangrenkanguohouhuiweiwuqiong,qianglietuijiandajiakanyixia!zhujiaoweilingyichenchiwanting,zhuyaojiangdeshi:buguojiushibuzhidao,zheijianshiqingyichu,neizhengzhinan,shibushiyeyaobeikaichule?wohuidaoqinshi,shiyoumendouzaidengzhewo,qinshizhangyangfeiyijianwojiujidongqilai,……

精彩章节

congfenglaotaitaidebiaoqinglaikan,tahenshengqi。

“lingyichen,nijiwoshuoshuo。”

“dangchuchijiahenimenlingjialianyindeshihou,wokeshiqinyansuojiande,weishenmehuibianchengzheiyang?”

“niyaokanwantingbushunyan,zaogenzhangbeimenshuoqu,womenkemeineimeguban。”

woweiweizhoumei,buguohaishihenkeqidezouleguoqu。

“laofuren,wobingmeiyoukanwantingbushunyan。”

“neiniweishenmeyaozheimezuo?haizaiwaimiannianhuarecao,haidangyanyuan?”

laotaitaizaiwogeboshangqingqingyipai。

dajiadoushiyilianshiwangdikanzhewo。

tamenkanxiangwodeyanshenli,doudaizheyisiwanxi,tamenzenmeyemeixiangdao,wojingranshigebuzhebukoudewankuzidi,chizhewanlidekanzheguolide。

kewoqueyaoleyaotou,dao:“woqueshihenaita,buguo,neidoushiguoqudeshiqingle。”

“zheixienian,woduitabaibanhehu,ketajiushikanbushangwo。”

“suoyi,laotaijun,wozhendebushiyigehuaxinderen,erqie,neizhangzhaopianlideneigenvren,yebushiwodenvpengyou,ershiwoshouxiadeyigenvyuangong,wohetameiyoubandianguanxi。”

woshenshendikanlechiwantingyiyan,“keshita!chiwanting!”

“tamingzhidaohewodingxialewawaqin,queyiranyuqitananzijiuchanbuqing.....”

wohuaweishuowan,chiwantinglianseyibian,“lingyichen,nibiehujiaomanchan!nishuoqingchu,wonalihebiedenanrengousandasile!”

woyaoyaotou:“chiwanting,wohaixiangjiniyigemianzini,sheirangnizheimebuyaolianni?”

“nishibushizaiwaimiangousandasi,biewenwo,wennifuzhongdehaizijiuzhidaole。”

“zheihaiziyoubushiwoshengde,nibuyaobazerentuidaowoshenshang。”

wozheimeyishuo,fenglaotaitaidunshishayanle。

takanlekanwo,youkanlekanchiwanting,youdianbuzhisuocuo。

erzhouweideren,gengshikandemudengkoudai,meigerendouxiangshizaikanyichanghaoxiyiyang,zhengdaleshuangyan。

“hunzhangdongxi!nisahuang!”

“wosahuang,”wolenglengyixiao,“chibomu,wantingdenanpengyoushiwomenxuexiaodexuezhangni,wojuedenihaishizaodianhetadenanpengyoujiangemianbijiaohao。”

“nikankanniguinv,daodixihuanshenmeyangdenvren!”

shuowan,wobachiwantingsanboyaoyandezhaopiansichenglesuipian,ranhouzhuanshenjiuzou。

houmianyizhenjifeigoutiao,chimulianmangshangqian,yibajiangchiwantingjizhuailexiaqu,

“chiwanting!nihuaiyunle?”chimudengdaleyanjing、

chiwantingquexiangfengleyiyangchongwohoudao,“lingyichen,nizenmehuizhidaode?sheigaosunide!shisheigaosunide!”

shenhouchuanlailechiwantingqijibaihuaidejiaosheng,woqueliantoudoumeihuiyixia。

wobuxuyaoqukan,jiuzhidaochiwantingkendinghennankan。

“wodongle!wodongle!”

“yuanlairuci!fengqianqian!nigechou**!niganmagentashuoa!”

tahaizaisihou,sihoushengzhong,fangfohaichanzalelaotaijundexunchi。

dengwobachekaizoudeshihou,quejianchimuyuchifuzhenglazhechiwantingwangchelizou。

zheiyici,chiwantingkeshibachijiadelianmiandoujidiujinle。

zheiyangdedajiazu,nayigebushichushenmingmen?

youleshenyundenvren,sheiyuanyiyao?

naochuzheimedadedongjing,yihousheihaiganzhaota?!

wozhidaochiwantingzheiciweishenmezheimezhenduiwo,tayaodangzhegedajiazudemian,bawolingyichencaizaijiaoxia,ranhouyuwohuaqingjiexian。

zheiyangyilai,tajiukeyihaowugujide,hezhengzhinanzaiyiqile。

tashitubaituowo,wobingbufandui。

ketabunengcaizhewodejianbanghewohuaqingjiexian,jirantayaomoheiwo,woyeyaorangtashenbaiminglie!

zhenshigechunnvrena,wagekengzijitiaojinqu....

真是有够好笑的呢!

 

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