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精彩章节

anlianzhumajiangyangderizili。wopinmingtouweitagezhonghaochide。neitianzhongwu，woweitachihongshaorou。

tadangzhongchaoxiaowo。“pangchengzheiyanghaichirouni？”“linxiaoran，nishizhuma？”woyiqizhixia，

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1wolianmangjizhuanxiaoshengdizhijin，qituanfuta。taquewuzhezuifeibenchujiaoshi，xiangzhishourudexiaobaitu。

pangbianrenzhiguzhekanwoxiaohua。“linxiaoran，nitainiuble，jingranbarenjiaexintule。

”“shishangwudidiyiren，yangge，nizheixiaoqingmeikezhenyouyisi。”“feizhuweizhurou，zheigezuhezhenshijue。

”zaizhongrenchaoxiaoshengzhong，wokanxiangjiangyang。tashuangshoubaobei，wanruokanxiyiban。jianwokanguoqu，

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jiangyangtiaojianfanshesideshenshouzulan。“nibieguolai！ebuexina？”huishoujian，

tabujingyidafanwodiguoqudefanhe，younidetangzhijianzaixiaofushang。wodunxiajiansuibolishi，

tingjianyourenzaixiao：“jianshenmea，zhubushizuiaichiganshuima？”qishineiwanhongshaorou，

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yimibabadage，jiushiyoudianshou。yourenshuotaxiangdongmanlizouchulaiderenwu。yourenshuotayidingdeleshenmebing，

liansebaideyouxiebingtai。wokanzheshenxucangbaixiaoshoudelianpang。buquedingdiwen：“ni......yejianfei？

”duifangdandanhuiying：“bushi。”gangcaiweitahongshaoroutule，xianzaiduozaizheilitouchicaiye。

yazidoumeitazuiying。weilerangtabuzibei，woanwei：“qishiniyijinggoushoule，buyongzaikongzhile。

”“dengnipangchengwozheiyang，zaichicaoyelaideji。”tongshitianyajianfeiren，youroubijitongliaofen。

wosuishoudakaizijifanhe。“shengcaijiaroukeshijuepei，genchishaokaoyiyang，bihongshaorouqingshuanghenduo。

”“buxinnishishi？”wobawanzhongweiyiyikuairou，jiadaotadeshengcaiyezishang。duifangquexiangshishoudaojinghe，

shoushangfanhemengdiwanghouyisuo。zheimezilv？woyaoyoutazheiyili，zenmetizhongyedexiabai。

shenxudeshouzhizaifanhebianyuanshoujin，zhijieyonglidaofanbai。ciketashenzhipiekaiyan，xianqidaowanquanbukan，

“nibazheidongxinazou......wobuchi。”zheidongxi？

tajingranyong“zheidongxi”xingrongxiannenduozhidejixiongrou。haishiwozuiaichideheihujiaowei。“buchijiubuchi，

zhiyuzheimexianqi。”woxiaoshengdunang。shouzhongdekuaiziyushenguoqujiarou。

“wobushixianqini......”shenxushituzhuanguoshen，kebojingrengjiuhouyangzhe。xingchengyidaojiangyingdehuxian。

kanzheyoudiankelian。zheihaizizhidingshiyinweijieshiguodu，daozhiqutifanying。wodangxiajiujuedingzhengjiuta。

lingjiyidong，jiujiangshouzhongderou，zhijiesairutazuizhong。deyiyangyangxiaodao：“nizhiyaochile，jueduihuiaishang。

”“zheikeshiwomamizhideheijiaojipai，waimiankemaibudao。”wozhabazheyankanta。“shibushihenhaochi？

”“......”huamianfangfozaineiyikejingzhi。zhijianshenxutongkongzhousuo，fangfogengjiajiangying。

zheishitaimeiwei，zhenjingle？xiayimiao。jiukanjiantazhenggerenweiweizhandou。jinjiezhe“wa”yisheng。bushiba，

youtule。3wodeheijiaojipai！zheikeshiwoyitian，weiyideroushi。buchijiusuanle，jingranhaidianwuta！

wozhengzhunbeizhaoshenxulilunyifan，jiukanjiantanaqipangbiandeningmengyouzicha。fengkuangwangkouzhongguan。

neiganjuejiuxiangshizhongdule，jixuhejieyaodejiuminggan。5miao，yipingjiubeitaxuanguangle。taqingleqingsangzi，

ziyanziyu：“youshizheizhongexindeshitan......”“shenme？”“exinshitan？”tashuowoexin？

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shouwanshanghaiyouyidaoxiweikejiandebahen。haoqixingaosuwo，zheirenyidingyougushi。naihewodefanyingsudu，

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wodouhuizaizhuoshangpageershifenzhong。gangbishangyan，jiutingjianyiqunxinaoshengzhujiankaojin。zhidaojinrujiaoshi，

shengyinhaiweitingzhi。wozaojiuxiguanlezheizhong“shuiqianyishi”。zhishi...zheihuidechaonaosheng，yuelaiyuejin。

jihujiuzaiwotoudingshangfang。youxiecier，rangrentoupifama。

turan“pa”deyisheng——wojingdaoshentimengdizhandou。qishenjiukanjianjirenweizaiwozhuoqian。fangyanwangqu，

doushijiangyangpingchangde“gouyou”。“nimenganma！”tiweidanshouchengzhezhuozi，youheidelianniuquzhe。“linxiaoran，

nichilejiushui，haizhenshizhua。”zheihuayichu。benlaianjingdewuxiujiaoshi，gengjiaanjingle。

suoyourendoukanrenaobanzhuanguotoulai。tiweitaochushouji，xiaodeyouxiehun。“nihaizhenshizhizhe，

rangrenjiatuyicibugou，haishangganzhecuitu。”“yaobushiyoushipinweizheng，haizhenbuzhidaoyuanlainiyouzheipihao。

”“shenmedongxi？jiwokankan。”zhoubiantongxuedouweiguolaikan。shipinmeishenmeshengyin。dancongtamenshuohuazhong，

wodagaizhidaoshizhongwutiantaifashengde。bijingganggangfashengmeiduojiu。shipinbuzhang，henkuaijiuchuanyuewanbi。

bujinruci，jigekanrenaodehailecibupi，xianghuzhuanfaqilai。wozhidaozuzhibule，yebuxiangzuzhi。

zheizhongdangzhongchaoxiaodexima，yijingchixuleliangnian。wozaojiuwushile。gaoyigangkaixueshi，jiangyanghaihuiweihuwo。

mianduibierendelengchaorefeng，tahuizhanchulaichize。houlaibianchenglebulihui。

zaihoulaiyouyiwuyihetamenyiqichaofeng。jiangyangkanzheshipinlideneirong，meixinningqi。“caikaixuejitian，

nijiuqugouyinbiedenanshengle？”“linxiaoran，nihaizhenbuhaisaoa。”tiweimaochutou，sixiaofeixiao，

“yanggezheishichicule......？”“yaobugancuicongle，fanzhengtaduidexinsizhongsuozhouzhi，

yihouwomenqutamaxiaochidianhainengmianfei。”“bieleba，yanggehetashuiyigechuang，douhuibeijidaochuangdixia。

”suizhejigenanshengniyiyanwoyiyu，banjilixiangqiyizhenhongxiaosheng。jiangyangzhanzaiyipang，dagaijuedeshoudaoxiuru，

lianseyuelaiyuean。“wozenmekenengduizheizhongpangziganxingqu？woyoubuxia。”tazuijiaopielepie，

daizheyisixianqi。“wojiushikantakelian，caidayingyiqifangxue，

buransheiyuanyizuogongjiaodouyaobeiqiangzoubangezuowei。”zhongrenyoukaishihongxiaoqilai。wopingjingdikanzheta。

fangfoyiqiedoubianle。4weilenengyougejiankangshenti，congshangxueqiqimo，wojiuyangeanzhaoshipuchifan。

jibianshi38dudetianqi，yezhaochangyundong。yigeshujiashouleershiduojin。naihezhiqianjishutaida，

zhuyaoshouxiaqudeshiduzihedatui。kaixuehuilai，sihumeiyouyirenkanchuwoshoule。

zhongrenhaishiyijiujiaowofeizhu、pangmei，yijiudiaokanwo。kejishiquanbandoushuowopang，zhiyoujiangyangbuxing。

yinweitameizige。5shisansuineinian。wotiaohejiujiangyang，zijiquekedaoletoubu，gaoshaobutui。

mianyilijijuxiajiang。houlaizhangqifuyongtangpizhijisu，daozhifeipang。shiworangjiazhangmenbuyaogaosujiangyang，

miandetazize。xianzaixiangxiang，xiaoxiaonianjijiushengmuxin。shizaishizuiguo。jisuduiwodeyingxiangzhida，

shiyiliaozhiwaide。jibianshitingzhilejisuzhiliao，pangdadeweikouyeshiwojingchangbaoyinbaoshi。

zhidaoshangxueqiyoushengleyichangdabing。mamacaiyishidao，shishihouyaocaiquyangecuoshirangwojianfeile。

wogangkaishijianfei，shoule5jinshi，haipaoqujiangyangjiayaogong。xiwangdedaoyixieguli。

meixiangdaojiangyangqueyifumanbujingxindeyangzi，“nizheigejishu，shoubushou5jinyouyoushenmequbieni？

haishibiefeiliqile。”neizhihou，woyizhenggeshujiadoumeiqutajiazhaota。yinweiwozhidao，

youxierenjiuxiangkongxinren。niyongyuanwubure。yiqiandeshibuhetajijiao，danxianzaibuxiangrenle。

wocongzhuobianlinqiguazhedesuliaodai。limianshizhongwubeitashuaisuidefanhe。yinweiyoubolisuizha，

bunengrengjinjiaoshilajitong，wohaimeilaidejidaidaoxuexiaolouxiafenleirengdiao。kanlaixianzaiyourenrengle。

wowushizhongren，jingzhizoudaojiangyangzhuoqian。yizhengdaidehongshaorouhunhezhezhannidetangzhi，haijiazazhebolisuipian，

quanbeidaozailetazhuoshang。yishunjian，suoyourenjinghu。zuozaiqianpaiderenlianmangnuokaiyizi，shengpazhandaozijizuowei。

“linxiaoran！niyoubingba！！！”“nitmfashenmedian？”jiangyangnuqichongchong。woquehenpingjing，

shenzhihentongkuai。zheishiwodiyicihejiangyangzhengmiangang。“juedehongshaorouexin？kezheiwanhongshaorou，

shinimazaoshangrangdaijinide。”womiandaiweixiao，“nidelaji，wokebubangniqingli。

”shuowanwojiuzhuanshenhuizuowei。quezaizuoxiadeshihou，piejianyijingzaizuoweishangdeshenxu。muguangjiaocuodeyishunjian，

tahenkuaidixialetou。wocaishiyinweikuijiu。yaobushitaliantuliangci，

wozenhuizaociyijie......zhidaoshangke**xiangqi。jiangyanghaizaicataneiyounidezhuozi。zhenjieqi。

6haoburongyiaodaokejian。wochenzheshenxupangbianmeiren，qiaoqiaoyidaotapangbianzuowei。

“hei~shenxu~”shenxumomingtaitou，kanjianwoshimingxianyihuang。“ganma？”tahaifanwenwo？“nizhongwutule，

shiyinweijirounanchi？”“bushi。”“neishiyinweiwozhangdetaiyouni？fanwei？”“bushi。

”“neinizenmehuishi？weibushufu？”duifangchenmo。“niduizhewotudeshipindouchuanbianle，

nihaodaidechengqingyixiaba。”shenxutaiyankanguolai，biaoqingkanbuchuqingxu。wodunledun，“buxiangchengqingyexing，

neinijiuzairenduodeshihou，dangzhewomianchidongxi。”“zheiyangzongguibunan......ba？”huahaimeishuowan，

shenxujiucongzuoweishangqishen。jiuzheimezoule？womenbushihaizaishangliangma？nanguaitamenshuotabuherenherenshuohua。

dangzhenxizirujina。7zhidaozuihouyijiekexiale。wofeisupaodaoxiaochidian，naleliangchuankaomianjin。

xuexiaoxiaochidianshiwomakaide，meiyuedingqijixuexiaofuzujin。wanzixiqian，wodouhuiquxiaochidianzhuanyiquan，

shunbiannadianchide。yiqianhainengnajigenkaochang、rouchuanzhileide。xianzaizhinengkelianbabachikaomianjin。

wolinzheliangchuanmianjin，daochuxunzhaoshenxudeshenying。zhongyuzaijiaoxuelouxiakandaota。woyibaimisuduchongdaogenqian。

“ni......”budengtawen，renyijingbeiwolazhewangshitangzou。xianzaizheigedian，

shitangmenkourenliuzuimiji。shigehaoshiji。zouleyiduanlu，wojingqidifaxian，

wodeshoujingnengwanzhenghuanzhutashouwanyiquan。shenzhihaichaochuyixie。neizhigeboshizaitaixi，

nieqilaijiuxiangzainieyigenmugun。daizhejinhucuiruodeluoshougan。

“niyetaishouleba......”wopiantoukanta，cangbaidelianshang，fuxianchuyisiandan。

“zhongwushibushimeichifan？”“zheimegaodegezi，buchibaohuiyundaode。”“wo......bue。

”shouchengzheiyang，ebueyijingbuyoutashuodesuanle。wodangjichouchuyichuankaomianjin，zhijiesaijinshenxuzuili。

“wu......”suizheyishengduancu，busirenshengdemenheng。tadengdayanjingjiangzaiyuandi。

yanjianzheduifangshenseyibeng，youdianbumiao。zheishiyouyaotuchulai？wolianmangjieshi：“zheishimianjin，bushirou，

chilebuhuipangde。”“......”“buxutu！！”woniezhutadeshangxiachun，shituzuzhi。

zheiyaoshitule，wokejiuchedijieshibuqingle。meikaisandu，zheishiwokebugan。shaoniandalegewushengdege，

daidaiwangzhewo。yanshenzhongchongmanlebujie？jingkong？weiqu？“dui！jiushizheiyang！”“manmandijiao，manmanpinwei，

zirandexianghelajiaomianchupengshejiande**~”shenxuzhenjiuguaiguaitinghua，zaixiaoxinyiyirudongzhesaibangzi。

xiangzhixiaocangshu。yigekaomianjin，beitachichulezaikenshitoudeganjue。yixiaokoumianjin，zaizuilijiaolejishixia，

yemeijiantayanxiaqu。suirankanzhebijiaojiannan，danhaozaimeituchulai。jingguoderentingxiajiaobu，genkanguaiwuyiyang。

jigerenshidetongxue，youjuqishoujitou**。woxinlixiangdequeshi。dui！shijingjiwopai！

chuanderenjinjiezhicaihao。8wanzixijieshu**yida。wojiuchongchujiaoshi，quxiaochidianzhaowoma。

yiqianwodoushihejiangyangyiqifangxue。yinweixiaochidianguanmenhou，womahaihuizailimianshoushiyixia。padanwuwoxuexi，

tadouhuibaituojiangyanghewoyiqihuijia。xianzaiwoningkequxiaochidianbangmang，yebuyaohetayiqi。kedaoledianmenkou，

caifaxiandamensuozhe。zhaoliwomadouhuidengyibofangxuegaofeng，caihuiguandian。jintianzenmezheimezao？

wojitadadianhua，xiangleliangshengjingbeiandiaole。taconglaibuhuiguawodianhuade。shichufanchangbiyouyao。

woyoudaleliangge，zheicigancuiwurenjieting。wodengleyihuier，quzhaomenweidaye。dayegaosuwo，

meijianwomachuxuexiao。zheijiugengqiguaile。wozhengzhunbeifanhuizhaoren，yuanyuanjiukanjiantazhanzaiwuloulutai。

zhifanyingleyimiao，wojiuchaojiaoxuelouben。zuilihaibutinghanzhe：“ma！bietiao！”dayueshikanjianwoyizhihuishou。

womazhongyulaidianhuale。“ma，nikebiezuoshashia！”“dengwokaoshangdaxue，nikejiuxiangqingfule！

”dianhuaduimianchenmoliangmiao。“nizaishuoshenme？”“nibushiyaozisha？”“nihaimeijianfeichenggong，

wozishashenme？”“......”kanlaiwodejianfeidaji，dangzhenshitaxinzhongzuidadekan。

“gaosuniyigexiaoxi。”“nibiejidong。”zaiwomadechenshuzhong，wozhujiandengdayanjing。womagaosuwo，

gangcaixiaozhangbatajiaoguoqu。shuoxiaodongyaojianmianwosanniandexuefei，yijixiaochidianzujin。bujinruci，

kaoshangdaxuedehua，haihuifudandaxuesinianxuefei。dantazhiyouyigeyaoqiu。jiushirangwomenbangzhutaerzi，

huifuzhengchangyinshi。dangwotingjianxiaodongerzimingzishi，zhijiejingdai。9“shenxu？

nishishuowomenbanxinzhuanlaideshenxu？”wolazhewoma，manyanbukesiyi。“xiaozhangshizheimeshuode，

haishuoyourenkandaoniweitachikaomianjinle。”“wohaiyiweinishinajijiangyangchide，

ganqingshijibiedexiaoshuaigenani。”womachaowozhalezhayan。wojishiduzhutazui。“suoyitabushijianfei？

tashi......”womagaosuwo，shenxujinianqianbeibangjia，beirenweilejitianshengrou。daozhipengbudehunxing，

wendaorouweidouhuifanwei。jiulianshuizhuguodeshucai，tadouhuiyinweiruanlan，wufaxiayan。zheiliangnianzhinengchishengcai。

xiaodonghuaqianqinglegezhongyingyangshidoumeiyong。tiantianzhichishengcai，haichidebuduo，shenxushentirijianxiaoshou，

zhongyuzaigaokaokaochangshangyundao。zheicaicongshizhongdian，zhuandaowomenxuexiaofudu。womomoweizijibaitiandejudong，

xiangtadaoqian。sancizhijieweidaozuili。zheiduitalaishuo，queshishibuxiaodezhenhan。

neibaitiankanjianshenxushouwanchudeshanghen，nandaoshibangjiashizaochengde？haishitacengjingzishaguo？

turanjiujuedetahaokelian。xiaodongjichudeyouhuoqueshihenda。duiyudanqinmuqinlaishuo，nengjianqingbushaoyali。

jiranwomadayingleweituo，weilexuefeihedianpuzujin，woyeyidingyaobashenxudeyanshizhengzhihao。

zhishaotajintianchileyikoukaomianjin。zheijiushichenggongdediyibu。10diertianwufanshijian，

wodaileliangfenjianzhicanqutiantai。guoranshenxuzuozailaodifang，pangbianfangzheyipingningmengyouzicha。

tadingzhewanlideshiwufadai。sihujiulianshengcai，douyaozuohaoxinlijianshecainengtunxia。wozouguoqu，“shenxu，

haoqiaoa~”tataitoukanwo，muguangshanshuoleyishun，shentiwanghouyangleyang。

biaoqingjiuxiangzaiwen“niyouyaobiwochishenmedongxi？”。wojixuzhuangsha。“jintiandailesude，yaobuyaoshishi？

”“tudoushala，peinideshengcaigangganghao。”shenxukanzhewoshoulilianggefanhe，rudonglexiazuichun。

“zhuanmenjiwode？”“dangranle。”hualuo，wojuechadaobudui，lianmangjieshi。“wokebushikannikelian，

caijinidaifande。”“woshijuedenizheimeshuai，yaoshipangyidian，yidinghuigengshuai。”shuohuajian，

shenxudelianjiacongcangbaibianchengdandandefenhong。liandaizheergen，yezhanranleyixieyanse。zaiwodelianhongdaipianxia，

shenxujiannandichileyikoutudouni。jinguankanzheweitongjiaola，danmeitu。wodangjijiucongkoudaitaochuxingxingtiezhi，

tiezaitaxibaideshoubeishang。“shenxu，nijianzhitaibangle！wodouzuobudaonizheimesihua。”“kannichidongxi，

wodouyoushiyule。”“yihounichiyikou，wojiujiangliniyizhangtiezhi。”wozhabazheyanjingkanta。

“ruguonijiqi100ge，jiubangnishixianyigeyuanwang，ruhe？”zheikeshiwohualeyiye，

wangshangsoulaidehongpianxiaohaijuezhao。shenxupiekaitou，dandandituchuliangzi。“youzhi。”quefanshoujiangtiezhisixia，

saijinkoudai。tajingmeiyourengjinlajitong。guoranmeicaicuo，xingxingshitaxihuandexingzhuang。11zhihoudejitian。

womeitiandoudaibutongdesushi，qizhonghuijiashaoliangderouzhiban。youyitian，wojiangroumihunrutudouni，

tajingranyenengmianqiangchiyikou。woxingfendao**zhaopianfajiwoma。meixiangdaoxiaodongkanjianzhaopiandaxi，

dangjijiujuedingyaojiwomakaifendian。neitianwanzixiqian。wobashenxudaidaoxiaochidian，zhunbeiduitakaiqijinjierenwu。

“womadianlideguandongzhuhekaochangshiyijue，meitiandoumaikong！”shenxumeishuohua，zhishidingzhejutaiqianderou，

weiweicumei。“shentongxuelaila~guoranzhangdehenshuaiqini。”“ayiqingke，xiangchishenmesuibianna。

”womakanjianrenshi，reqingdejiuchameicongjutailifanchulai。shenxulengleleng，zhuantoukanwo，“nimarenshiwo？

”wodanaofeisuyunzhuan。“a......wohewomashuo，banlilailegedashuaige，jiaoshenxu，

tayixiajiujizhule。”wobazaitaerbianbuchong，“qiaoqiaogaosuni，womashiyankong，zhinengjizhushuaige。

”shenxuyanzhongshanguoyimoxiuse，meizaiduowen。kanyangzishihunongguoqule。

wozheibushengxindema......chadianbaolule。xiaodongyizaitixing，bunengrangshenxuzhidaowomenshitapailaide，