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《zhumanvyoumawohanzicha，xiaosi，woyanxiama？》shiyiburangrenchenmideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，youmonikakazhuleqiaomiaogousi。gushizhongdezhujiaoshenyanxumengmenglinxijinglileyilianchuanjingxiancijidemaoxian，yuxieeshilidouzhidouyong。xiaoshuoyiqijinzhangcijideqingjieheshengdongbizhendemiaoxieyingdeleduzhemendehecai。lianshangshiqiansuoweiyoudefanzaohepibei。takandaowo，shengyinyayizhenuhuo：“linxi，nixianzaimanyile？”“womanyishenme？manyiniyanxiaxinmang，beishuadetuantuanzhuan……。

精彩章节

zhumacuohelewodeyinliao，tanvpengyoulengxiaoyisheng，“gezheierwanjianjiejiewenni？haotian，wokelexingbuxing？

”“dazhenvxiongdidemingyi，jiukeyibuyaolianle！”“zheicigongxiangyinliao，xiacishibushijiugaigongxiangchuangle？

”“jieshijiushiyanshi！bieyiweiwohuixiangxinni，xiangnizheizhonghanzibiaowojianduole！”tashuangshoubaojian，

yifukantouwodeyangzi。zhumazhanzaiyuandi，yiyanbufa，woyingshangtadeyanshen，“jiuta？

nidangwoyanxiahaishinaoziyoukeng？”1jintianshishenyanhexumengmengdelianai100tianjinianri，

shenyangangshuowanduitadeshenqingbiaobai，jiuhecuolewodeyinliao。yushi，jiuyoulekaitouneiyimu。

xumengmengdehuayichu，quanchangjingmo。zhongrendeyanshenyouyiwuyidechaowokanlai，woshitudayuanchang，

“shishenyancuohelewodeyinliao。wozhishichalexiguan，bingmeiyouheguo。”ketayijiubuyiburao，

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“nacuoyinliaoeryi，biexiaotidazuole。”xumengmengcuoyankanta，“nixiangzheta？”“ninandaokanbuchulai，

tajiushijiezhenvxiongdidemingyizuomeiyoubianjiegandeshima？”tazhuanxiangwo，“linxi，woqiunile，

fangguowomenba。yiduanganqingli，zhendesaibuxiasangeren！”wowuyudezhangshuyikouqi。woheshenyan？ganqing？

jianzhishitianfangyetan。shenyandemamashixiaosanshangwei，tacongxiaojiubushourendaijian。zaijiashangxiaoshihouzhangdeshouxiao，

jingchangbeirendadebiqinglianzhong。shiwokanbuguoqu，bangtadatuineixieqifutaderen。gaozhonghou，

tashenliangchoutiaosidemengzhang，biandegaodajunmei，jialideshengyiyeyuelaiyuehao，chengweidajiakouzhongdegaofushuaixiaocao。

kewoconglaimeixihuanguota，yinweibuzhicongheshiqi，tabiandeguoduzixin。

tachoutilisaimanwushufengqingshumeiguanxi，zhiyaowoyishoudaoqingshu，tajiukaishishuojiao。

“nvhaiziyinggaijinchiyidian，biezongzainanrenduilihun。”“gaozhongdelianaizhangjiubule，

zuihouchikuidehaishinvsheng。”wodabandepiaopiaolianglianghe**meiguangjie，tayeyaozhishouhuajiao，

“nichuanzheimeduandequnzijisheikan，seqingkuangma？”wogentachaolejici，yangyantazaiduoguanxianshiwomenjiujuejiao，

tacaixiaotingxialai。zhidaoyicijuhui，tamamakaiwanxiaoshuo，womenqingmeizhumayoushilinju，

shitianzaodishedeyidui，xiangrangwojitadangerxi。wodangchangjiujujuele：“ayi，woheshenyancongxiaoyiqizhangda，

taishule，jiuxiangqinxiongmei，bicimeiyouneizhongganjue。”shenyandelianseshunjianjiubianle，

tashengyinbingleng：“linxidadalielie，gengenanrenside，chuletongxinglian，sheinengkanshangta？

”wobuzhidaotaweishenmefanyingneimeda，hetadachaoleyijia。houlaihaishitamamashangmendaoqian，

shuoshenyanneitianbeitabamale，xinqingbuhao，caihuikoubuzeyan。womaxinruan，taheshenyanmamashiduoniandeguimi，

tiwoyuanliangleta。woxiang，jirantazheimekanbushangwo，woyemeibiyaoreliantieleng**。neizhihou，

wozhudongshuyuanleta。meixiangdaowomenjingrankaojinletongyisuodaxue。

jigegongtongdefaxiaobuxiangjianwomenzheimejiangchixiaqu，jiezhezheicijianshenyannvyoudemingyi，yingshibawolaleguolai。

xiangdaozheili，wopingfuxiaqingxu，duixumengmengshuo：“woheshenyancongxiaojiurenshi，shuxidejiuxiangzuoyoushou。

nifangxin，womenyongyuanbukeneng。”shenyanmengdikanxiangwo，yanshenfuza。piankehou，talazhuxumengmeng，

dishenghongdao，“haole，bienaole，zheipingyinliaoworenglezongkeyileba。”xumengmengquelengxiaoyisheng，“wonao？

”tacongzhuoshangnaqishenyandeshouji，dakaiweixinjizhongrenkan。“dajiapingpingli，shiwozainaoma？

”2zhijianshenyandeweixinbeijingtu，shitamantoudahandebeizhewobenpao，tazaixiao，wozainao，

huamianganjingdexiangyibuqingchundianying。wodunzhule，gaozhongzhihou，

wobujideshenmeshihouhetadandupaiguozheiyangdezhaopian。。jianwodingzheneigezhaopian，xumengmengchuyanchaofeng，

“zhenxianmuyouxierendeqingchun，youneimejigeyifuyimudehaogegewuweibuzhidezhaogu，

zhaogudaoxianzaidouhaifangbuxia。”“haiyaofangdaoshoujili，shishikekedihuainian。”zhongrendeshixiansaoshizhewomen，

qifenweimiao。shenyanzhanqishenjiuyaoquduoshouji，“xumengmeng，jintianshiwomendelianaijinianri，

nidaodixiangganshenme？”“yizhangzhaopiannengshuomingshenme？nifeiyaogaodesuoyourendoubukaixinma？

”tazhuantouduizhongrenjieshi，“duibuqi，jintianmengmengqingxubudui，dajiasanleba，

womenxiacizai……”“youshenmexianzaijiushuoqingchu。”wodaduanleta，“wuhuibuhuizidongxiaoshi，

zhihuiyuegunyueda。”wonachushouji，zaigaozhongxiaoyuangongzhonghaodelishituiwenli，zhaodaoleneizhangzhaopiandeyuantu。

woyexiangqilaile。neishigaoerdexiaoyunhui，wopaobushiweilejiao，bingbuyanzhong，benlaiwoyaozijiquyiwushi，

danshenyanfeijianchiyaobeiwo。woaobuguo，jiuzhetadeerduorangtafangwoxialai，taweixiewozaidongjiubawoshuaixialai。

erqiedangshiwomenshenbianweizhebanzhang、tiyuweiyuan，haiyouyiduikanrenaodetongxue。shenyanweixinbeijinglide，

shicaijianguodebanben。wobashoujipingmuzhuanxiangxumengmeng，“kandaolema？womenbingbushidanduxiangchu，

tongxuemendouzaishenbian。”tayeleyixia，youkaikou，“neizenmejieshi，

tayaodandubanimenliangdezhaopiancaichulaidangbeijing？”shenyanlanguoxumengmeng，tanlekouqi，

“wojiushihuainiangaozhongshiguang，kanzheizhangzhaopianpaidebucuo，jiusuishoushechenglebeijing。kenengxitongzidongcaijianle，

woyemeizhuyi。”“haole，doushixiexiaoshi，xiaoxiaoqi。”tingzhetaxishiningrendehua，

xumengmengdeliansequeyuelaiyuenankan，tayibazhengkaishenyan，zhaixiazijideerzhui，zhongzhongdipaizaizhuoshang。“linxi，

neizheigezenmejieshi？”tazhizhewobozishangdetongkuanhongbaoshixianglian，“jitazhengpainvyouzengpin，

quejinizheigenvxiongdimaizhengpinxianglian！”zheikuanhongbaoshixianglianshi**kuan，quanqiuzhiyouliangtiao。

wodangshiyiyankanzhong，juyuangaosuwo，haiyouyitiaozaiashibeiyigefushangmaizou。

wodangjinachufukuanpingzhengjixumengmeng，“zheigexianglianshiwozijimaide，genshenyanmeiguanxi。”xumengmengchixiao，

“zheizhongfukuanpingzheng，huadianqianjiunengzhaorenp，nipiansheini？hao，jiusuanshinimaide，neinidezengpinni？

”“ariashejishidezuopin，meiyijianzhuzuandouhuipeiyiduitongxiliedeerzhuizuoweizengpin！

nidezengpinzainali？nachulaijiwomenkankana？”wolengzhule，womaideshihou，

juyuangenbenmeitiguoyouzengpinzheihuishi。“womeiyouzengpin。”zhouweirenkaishiqieqiesiyu，“hahaha，

xiaosirenle，maizhuzuanmeizengpin？dangariashiditanhuoma？”“bianbuxiaqule，zheixiashichuileba！

”wozuanlezuanquan，qiangpozijilengjingxialai，“shibushiwomaide，xiangliandizuoyouweiyibianma，

dadianhuadaoariagongzuoshiyichabianzhi。womeibiyaopianni！”xumengbaozheshoubei，lenglengdikanzhewo，

“nizheimeshuo，kendingshizaojiugenrenchuantonghaoleba？”zaitayanli，wosuoyoudezizhengdoushiweizao，

wosuoyoudejieshidoushiyanshi。shenyankanbuxiaqule，taxianglazouxumengmeng：“ninaogoulemeiyou！

neitiaoxianglianwoshimaiguotongkuan，danbushisongjilinxide。shisongjiyigezhongyaokehude！niganjinjiwoxiaotingdian！

”tabushuohaihao，yishuoxumengmengchedibaole。“haibuchengrenshiba？hao！shenyan，zheidoushinibiwode！

”tazaiciqiangguoshenyandeshouji，diankaiyiduanliaotianjilu，duidaosuoyourenmianqian。pingmushang，

wojishenyanfaleyizhangxinggandetunvlangzhifuzhaopian。xiamiangenzheyitiaoxiaoxi：【yangege，

xiangbuxiangkanwochuanshangtadeyangzi？[haixiu]】3kandaozhaopian，zhongrendekanwodeyanshenli，

hunzazhezhenjing、biyi，haiyoujifenxingfen。fangfowoxiayimiaojiuyaotuoxiawaitao，luchulimiandetunvlangzhifu。

keneibushiwo。woconglaimeiyoujishenyanfaguozheizhongdongxi。wolikediankaiwoheshenyandeliaotiankuang，

judaoxumengmengmianqian。“nikanqingchu！zheicaishiwomendeliaotianjilu。zuijinyiciduihuahaishibangeyueqian，

tayuefan，womeihui！”wodeliaotianjiluliaoliaojiju，quanshitadanfangmiandeyaoyuehefenxiang，

erwodehuifujibendoushi“ng”、“meikong”，huozhegancuiyidubuhui。kexumengmengzhisaoguoyiyan，

“sheizhidaonishibushizaojiuxinxu，bagaoaimeideliaotianjiludoushanchule？linxi，niyandeleibulei？

”woqijifanxiao。“touxianghenichengdoukeyimofang，danweixinhaoshiweiyide！woxianzaijiudashipindianhuajita，

nikankantadeshoujihuibuhuixiang！”woshuozhe，jiuyaodianxiashipintonghuadeanniu。xumengmengkanzhewodudingdeyangzi，

yanshenlizhongyushanguoyisichiyi。raner，jiuzaiwojijianganxiajietongjianshi，“goule！”shenyanturanbaoheyisheng，

mengdiduoguotadeshouji，henhendizazailedimianshang。shoujipingmushunjiansifenwulie，chediheiping。

shenyanxiongkoujuliediqifuzhe，tashuangyantonghong，dengzhexumengmeng。“xumengmeng，ninaogoulemeiyou？！

jintianshiwodiyicizhengshidainijianwozheibangpengyou，nijiufeiyaobawodeliandiuzaidishangcaishima？”“zainaoxiaqu，

womenjiufenshou！”tingdaofenshoulianggezi，xumengmengqidehunshenfadou，tashengyinjianli。

“nijuranweilelinxiyaogenwofenshou？！shenyan，nihaiganshuonimenzhijianmeishenme？！”“hao！hao！

jintianshiqingyaoshibunongqingchu，wojiubuhuole！”tamengdiyixianzhuozi，

manzhuodejiuping、guopan、bolibeipilipaladishuaileyidi。zaizhongrendejianjiaoshengzhong，

tajianqiyikuaifenglidebolisuipian，dizailezijidebozishang。zhongrenmensheiyebuganshangqian。

qieqiesiyushengzaicixiangqi。“doubidexumengmengzishale，tamenliangzhijiankendingyoumaoni。

”“wojiujuedetaliangbuduijing，xiangdangnianzaigaozhong，tamenliangtiantianchaojia，

womenhaiyiweishisiduitouni……”“yuanlaineishidaqingmaqiao，huanxiyuanjiaa！”wozhijuedeyizhentianxuandizhuan。

womingmingshenmedoumeizuo，quechenglepohuaibierenganqingdedisanzhe。shenyanbuganzai**xumengmeng，

fangruanleshengyinquhongta。“mengmeng，nilengjingdian，xianbadongxifangxia！”“doushilinxisixiagoudawo，

wocaiyishihutu，danshiwoaideshini，xiangxinwo！”4shenyanyadishengyinduiwoshuo，“linxi，

nixiangentadaogeqian，jiushuodoushinidecuo，shinigouyinwo！xianbatawenzhu！”wozhengdayan，

nanyizhixindikanzheta。tazenmenengshuochuzheizhonghua？takanchuanlewodexinsi，

shengyingengdile：“zhishiquanyizhiji！niyebuxiangyinweizijinaochurenming，zhenderangtasizaizheiliba？

”wodexiongkoududefatong。daoqian，jiuyiweizhewoyaoyongyuanbeishanggouyinzhumadewuming。budaoqian，

wanyixumengmengzhendechongdongzhixiazuoleshashi……woxianruleliangnan。taiqitou，shixianchuanguohunluanderenqun，

duishanglexumengmengdeyanjing。taneishuangguazheleizhudemouzili，meiyouyisibeishang，quanshikanhaoxibandetiaoxin。

woshunjianmingbaile。tazaiyanxi。tajiushiyaoyongzheizhongfangshi，biwojiufan，bishenyanzhandui，

rangwoshenbaimingliedituichutamendeshijie。yiguhanyicongjiaodizhichongtouding。wolenglengdituikaishenyan，

“meiyouzuoguodeshi，wojueduibuhuidaoqian。”wodehuachedijinulexumengmeng。

takudegengjiaqili：“zhidaoxianzai，haishisibuchengren！shenyan，nihaiyaohuzhetadaoshenmeshihou？

”taturanxiangshixiangqileshenme，zhandouzhenachuzijideshouji，diankaiyigeshipin，duidaolesuoyourenmianqian。

“hao，wobuxinnikanwanzheigehaiyouhuashuo！”“linxi，nihaiyaobuyaolian！beizhewogenshenyantoutouqukaifang！

”shipinli，shenyanzhengbaozheyigenvhai，chakadakaijiudianfangmen，nvhaidecelianheranjiushiwo，

bozishanghaidaizheneitiaohongbaoshixianglian。baoxianglichedizhale。“**！zhendejiade？douqukaifangle？

”“guaibudeni，zheixiaquanduishangle！”“linxipingshikanzhetinggaolengde，

meixiangdaowanzheimekaia……”suoyourendouduiwotoulaibiyidemuguang，shenyanhuangleyishun。tamengdichongleshangqu。

“xumengmeng，nibienazhehechengdeaishipinwudaodajia。wochengrenwochadianbeilinxiyinyoule，

danshiwomenzhendemeiyouzuoguoduibuqinideshiqing。”tayaoquqiangduoxumengmengdeshouji，erxumengmengzesisihuzhu，

jianjiaodao：“nixinxuleduibudui，worangnihuzheta！woxianzaijiubazheigeshipinfadaowangshang，rangdajiapingpingli，

daodishibushihechengde！”liangrenzaihunluanzhongjiliedizhengqiangqilai。zhitingyishengcanjiao，

xumengmengbeishenyanmengdituikai，shentishiqupingheng，etouzhongzhongdizhuangzailejianruidezhuojiaoshang。tayanjingyifan，

ruanruandidaolexiaqu。zhishengxiapengyoumendaoxilengqideshengyin，

hebuzhishisheizhandouzhehanchudeneiju：“kuai……kuaida120！”5bingfangwai，shenyankaozaiqiangshang，

lianshangshiqiansuoweiyoudefanzaohepibei。takandaowo，shengyinyayizhenuhuo：“linxi，nixianzaimanyile？

”“womanyishenme？manyiniyanxiaxinmang，beishuadetuantuanzhuan？”tamengditigaoleyinliang，

“taxianzaitangzailimianshengsiweibu，nihaishuoshitashuaxinji？linxi，nidaodiyoumeiyouxin！

”“ruguobushiniduoduobiren，feiyaobashiqingnaoda，huibianchengxianzaizheiyangma？ruguomengmengyoushenmesanzhangliangduan，