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xiaomiluweiwomendailaileyibujingcaidexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo《zhumayiweiwosile》,zhujiaojiangchengzhouanandegushidiedangqifu,rangrenpengfudaxiaoyouluolei。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqijizhiyoumodeduibaihekourenxinxiandeqingjiexiyinlewushuduzhe。“wo……”lihuiyouyuleyixia,“jiangxiaozhang,womenhuiqudeshihou,zhikandaosunqingqinghezhouananzaichaojia,shisunqingqingshuozhouanantouletadexianglian。”……。

精彩章节

wosile,zhunquelaishuo,jiangchengyiweiwosile。

tabaozhewodeshiti,kudegensilelaopoyiyang。

yishenghushidouzaipangbianquantajieai。

jiangchengshiwodesiduitou,kantakuchengzheiyangwoxinliyetingbushiziweide。

jiushibuzhidao,tadesheisile。

jieguo,wotingdaotadezuibalituchulesangezi:“zhouanan。”

我死了?

1

dangwokandaojiangchengrutongyidaoshandianyiban,chaozhetangzaichuangshang,gaizhebaibuderenpuguoqudeshihou,wozhenggerendoujingdaile。

bushi,zheihaishiworenshidejiangchengma?

wocalecashou,dantuitiaodaolebingfangwaimian,jiangchengdekushengconglimianchuanlai。

“nizenmejiuzheiyangsile,wohaiyouhenduohuaxiangyaoduinishuo。”

“woyihouzaiyebuhenizuoduile,nixinglaihaobuhao。”

“对不起。”

tayibianyibiandedaoqian,wubizize。

suiranwohejiangchengcongxiaobuduifu,shisiduitou,keshiwohaishidiyicikandaotazheigeyangzi。

zheigeren,xiangbiduitahenzhongyaoba。

yishenghehushidoutongqingdekanzheta。

“xiaohuozi,jieaishunbianba。”

jiangchengbulihui,yibiankuzhe,zuibaliyoushuogebuting。

zhengzaiwoyouyudeshihou,jiangchengturanyoushuoleyiju:“zhouanan,nijiwoxingguolai。”

我:……

我死了!

jiangchenghaodaidudexin,juranzuzhouwosile。

不愧是我的死对头。

wodangjijiudasuanchongjinqu,jiangchengjinjiezheshuodao:“woxihuanni。”

wohaichenjinzaizheigexiaoxizhizhonghaimeiyouhuanguoshen,bingchuangshangyuanbendejiashujiuchongleqilai。

jiangchengsihuhaiyoudongshoudeyisi,zhidaotazhuantoukanxianglewo,manlianleihuadelianshang,biaoqingyiwaidehuaji。

2

wobayipingkuangquanshuidiudaoletadehuaili,jiangchengyijingxilelian,pingjinglexialai。

pingshidetakexiaozhangbahule,jiuxianzaizuozaizhangyishang,guaidehen。

xiuzhangdeshouzhidakaipinggai,heleyikoushui,kandoubukanwoyiyan。

“ni,nitingdaoduoshao。”

chenmozhong,jiangchengzhongyuzhudongkaikoule。

wocouguoqu,xieeyixiao:“quanbu。”

jiangchenglianjiashunjianjiuhongle,touwanghouyangleyang,yuwoduishizhe,womizheyanjingxinlipanduanzhe。

gangcaishuodeneixiehua,daodishibushizhende。

jiadeba,kejiangchengkudeneimeshangxin。

zhendeba,zheiyoubuxiangshijiangchengnengshuochulaidehua。

bushi,taxihuanwo?kaishenmeguojidawanxiao,wozhenmeikanchulai。

“nijintiandaodizenmehuishi?”tahaoxiangkeyiduobizheigehuati。

wozuozaitadepangbian,zhilezhiwoshoushangdezuotui:“cengpoleeryi,meishenmedaai,nishizenmezhidaode?”

jiangchengnachuleshouji,youtongxuebashipinfadaolexuexiaowangshang。

jiangchenggenwoyigedaxue,buzhunquelaishuocongyoueryuankaishiwomenjiushiyigexuexiao,yigebanji。

wotaoyanta,tayebuxihuanwo。

wohaoshengxinqiang,buxihuanjiangchengmeicikaoshibiwokaodehao。

suoyi,wojiufafentuqiang,qishiwohaishiyingleneimejicide。

zuihou,womenyoukaoshangleyisuodaxue,buguodaoledaxuezhihou,jiubushiyigebanjidele。

buguo,jiusuanshilinju,jiusuanshiqingmeizhumayiqizhangda。

daolezheigemoshengdechengshi,wohejiangchengyebuhuibicizhaoliao。

tebieshiwotanlenanpengyouzhihou,wohetadelaiwangjiugengshaole。

shoujishangweixinshangdelianxi,haishiyigeduoyueqiande。

“qinyufengni,zenmebujiantalaia。”

qinyufengjiushiwoneinanpengyou,xuexiaodexiaocao,lanqiushedeqianwangpaixuanshou**duizhang。

zhangdeshuai,shencaihao,woyixiazijiuxihuanshangleta。

tatinghaozhuide,henkuaiwomenjiuquelileguanxi。

danshi,wohaimeiyouxiangshoujitiannvpengyoudequanli,wojiutingshuotatongshihehaojigenvshengjiaowang。

wobenlaibuxiangxinde,kejintianwokandaotajuranhexihuazaichitongyigebingjiling。

真是恶心死了。

jintianchehuo,yeshiyinweikandaoqinyufenghexihuadehuamian,zouleshen,caibuxiaoxinbeichezicengdaole。

“bietile,woyijinghetashuofenshoule。”

“nibushihenxihuantadema?shuofenshoujiufenshou?”

worenbuzhuqiangta:“nixihuandexihuasunqingqing,xianzaichengleqinyufengdenvpengyou,niyoushenmehaodeyide。”

“sheigaosuni,woxihuansunqingqing。”

“你不喜欢她?”

sunqingqingshihewoyigesushede,wojingchangtingdaotashuo,xuexiaolidemouweinanshenzaizhuiqiuta。

zaitadayimadeshihou,lianyesongnaicha,jitaqudunzhoujielunyanchanghuidemenpiao……

zaitadekouzhong,neijiushihuotuotuodetiangoua。

suiran,sunqingqingmeishuoguoneijiushijiangcheng。

keminglianli,lanqiudadehao,jisuanjixidetiancai,xinjinnanshen,bushijiangchenghainengshishei。

“buxihuan。”jiangchengzheicikendingdegaosuwo。

woyilianhuyi,buxihuanhaizheimezuo?jiangchengshibushizaizuiying?pawochaoxiaota。

3

wotuijiaobufangbian,jiangchengzongsuanshidangleyihuiren。

tayilubawosongdaolesushemenkou,suirantajicidouxiangbeiwo,kedoubeiwojujuele。

woheqinyufengcaifenshou,jiuhejiangchengzoudeneimejin。

zhenyaoshipaidaodianshenme,qibushishizhangzuidoushuobuqingle。

zhiyujiangchengshuodexihuanwo,womeidangzhen。

“anan。”qinyufengdeshengyinchuanlai,tameitoujinsuodekanzhewo,yijijiangchengfuzhewodehuamian。

“anan,nishiwodenvpengyou,nizenmehetazouneimejin。”

“woyijingjinifaduanxin,womenyijingfenshoule,sheishinidenvpengyou,buyaozaoyao。”

yiqianwoshizhenxihuanqinyufeng,shuoyijianzhongqingyebuweiguo。

danshixianzai,kandaotawojiuxiangqitahexihuazaiyiqishihoudeqinmihuamian。

呸!真是晦气。

“xuezhang。”sunqingqingjiaodidideshengyinchuanlai,yukuaideloushangleqinyufengdeshoubei。

guorantachuxianzaizheili,bushiweiledengwole,qishishizaidengsunqingqing。

wobenlaidasuanyuetazhoumoyuehuide,tashuoshenmexueyemang,manggepi!

tazheigehaiwang,mangzheanfuhailideqitaxiaoyuerni。

qinyufengjiangshounalechulai,kuaibuzoudaowodemianqian。

“anan,zheidoushiwuhui,woheqingqingzhijianmeishenmeguanxide。”

误会?

我只相信眼见为实。

“zheigewoguanbuzhe,womenyijingfenshoule。”

qinyufenghaixiangyaokaojinwo,jiangchengjiangwodangzaileshenhou。

“qinxuezhang,ananshoushanglexuyaoxiuxi,bushihezaizheilizhantaijiu,haishirangtaxianhuiquxiuxiba。”

qinyufengkanwodebiaoqingyuyanyouzhi。

jiangchengzhuanshen,dishengrangwoxianhuiqinshi,buguanzenmeyang,qinyufengyebukenengdaoqinshilizhaowo。

我点了点头,走了。

4

woyebuzhidao,sunqingqingheqinyufengdeyuehuidaodishunbushunli。

fanzhengtahuilaidetingzaode,haiyilianbugaoxing。

shuibeizhongzhongdefangzaizhuozishang,shengpabierenbuzhidaotahuilaileyiyang。

wobaozhepingbankanju,bulita。

wozhiqianzhishiyiwei,sunqingqingshuodaodijiushijiaoqileyixie,renbusuanhuai。

danshi,tamingzhidaowoheqinyufengshinannvpengyou,quehaishiheqinyufengzaiyiqi。

kejianzheigeren,zuobudepengyou。

“wodexianglianzenmemeile?zhouanan,shibushinitouzoulewodexianglian。”

wobulita,tafanerlaijingle。

wotaitoukanxiangta:“bujianlejiuquzhao,genwoyoushenmeguanxi?”

taneitiaoxianglian,jushuohualehaojiwankuaiqianmaide,tazhiqiantiantiandaizhe,shengpabuzhidaotayouqianyiyang。

danshishuoshihua,wokanbushang,wojuedekuanshibutaihaokan。

“qinshilijiuzhiyouniyigeren,wochuqudeshihou,xianglianhaizai,niganshuobushininade。”

womeijianguozheimehouyan**deren。

sunqingqingyikouyaoding,xianglianshiwonade,shenzhipaodaowodejuzipangbian,meiyoujingguowodetongyi,jiudakailejuzi。

womeishangsuo,juziliyemeiyoushenmemingguidedongxi。

ranhou,tajiuzaijuzilifaxianletadeneitiaoxianglian。

zheigeshihou,sushelideqitarenhuilaile,womenshisigerenyigesushe。

wohaimeiyoulaidejikaikou,jiutingdaosunqingqingdashengdegaozhaofanghelihui。

shuowotouzouletadexianglian,shuocongwodejuzilinazouletadexianglian。

zhaofanghelihuipingshihewoguanxiyibanban,tamenzoujinlai,yebuzhidaoshixinhaishibuxin。

只是说。

“bukenengba,zhouananbushizheiyangderen。”

“zenmebukeneng,renbukemaoxiang,yaobushita,wodexianglianhainengpaodaotadejuzilimianqu。”

zhaofanghelihuiliangrenkanwodeyanshenyijingyouxiebuduijingle,dagaizhenjuedeshiwotouzoulesunqingqingdexianglian。

bijing,sunqingqingshiyouqianren,jingchangjitamenmaihaochide。

chirenzuiduan,yeshizhengchang。

“doushiyigesushede,yaobu,anan,nigenqingqingdaogeqianzheijianshiqingjiuzheiyangsuanle?”

zhaofangzirenweizijishiheshilao,coushanglaiyaozuohaoren。

wolengxiaoleyisheng,chushengxunwen:“nidexianglian,yuanbenshifangzainalide?”

sunqingqingbujiasisuodeshuo:“dangranshizaiwodejuzili。”

sunqingqingdejuzizaishangmianyiceng,pingshiwodaoshikeyishangqu,danshijintian。

“wodetuishoushangle,buyizoudong,nimenzhenjuedewohuizaizheiyangdeqingkuangzhixia,qutadejuzilinatadexianglianbucheng?”

zhaofanghelihuikaishihuyi,sunqingqingdebiaoqingkanqilaiyouxieaonao。

keshihenkuai,jiujichulelingwaiyizhongdaan。

“wojicuole,shifangzaiwodechuangshang,wozoudezheji,wangjile。yidingshinijiduwoheqinxuezhangzaiyiqi,touwodexianglianbaofuwo。”

jidutaheqinyufeng?zhiyuma?

xianzaiqinyufengzheituolajisongjiwo,wodoubuxiangyao。

“haolehaole,dajiadoushiyigeqinshide,zheijianshiqingkendingjiushiyigewuhui。jintianwanshangwomenchihuoguo,woqingke,zheijianshiqingjiusuanle。”

lihuihaipawomenjixuzhengchaoxiaqu,kaikoushuodao。

sunqingqingyifushanjierenyi,kuanhongdaliangdemoyang,mianweiqinandedianlediantou:“neihaoba。”

可是,我却来气了。

wojianzhijiushiwuwangzhizai。

“wobuqu,sunqingqingshinixianrewode,nijiwodengzhe。”

sunqingqingyanzhongqinmanleishui,kanqilaikelianbaba,xiangshiwoqifuleta。

jiulianzhaofangdoushuo:“anan,nitaiguofenle。”

“wuxianbierentouqiederen,buguofenma?”

顿时她哑口无言。

5

sunqingqingzhangdepiaoliang,zuoweixihua,jialitebieyouqian。

tingshuo,tajiujiuhaishixuexiaodefuxiaozhang。

neiwomahaishixuexiaodexiaozhangni。

womeiyoukaiwanxiao,woshuodeshizhende,womazhendeshixuexiaodexiaozhang。

zhishitagaosuwo,zaixuexiaolimianyaodidiao。

wobenshenyebushishenmegaodiaoderen。

weilebimianbubiyaodemafan,wobingmeiyoushuochuzheijianshiqing。

daoshiqinyufengzhudonglianxilewo,tajiwodadianhuadeshihou,wohaizaisushelimianxiuxi。

“安安。”

tingdaozheigeshengyin,wojiuxiangguaduan。

“anan,nihaixihuanwoshibushi?”

“哪里看出来的?”

“ruguonibuxihuanwo,weishenmeyaotouqingqingdexianglian?nizaijidu,zaichicuduibudui。”

我尼玛!

sunqingqingzheishimeiwanmeileleshiba,tazheizhangzuikezhenshinengshuo,buzhidaochuanchengshenmeyangzile。

“haixihuanni?wojianyinizhaozhaojingzi,nichulezhangdexiangrenzhiwai,niquanshenshangxianalixiangren?nihesunqingqingdaoshitingpeide,biejiwodadianhua,laheile。”

gualeshoujizhihou,wozhendelaheile。

烦死了!

6

gebisushedexuesheng,jiwosonglailewucan,dakaizhihoudoushiwoxihuanchide。

tahaishenshenmimidegaosuwo,shijiangchengsongde。

wokanzhezheixiefancai,shuoshijiangchengsongdesuiranyiwai,danshiyezaiqinglizhizhong。

danshihenqiguai,wohaojicikandaosunqingqingcongwaimiandaihuilaidefancaihaoxiangdoushizheigepaizide。

wozhidaozheijiadian,tingguide,erqiefancaimeitiandou**。

zhongwuyejiushierdiandaoshierdianbankaifang,bangexiaoshizhineijiuhuibeiqiangwan。

weidaohao,shicaihao,chuleyoudianxiaoguizhiwai,meishenmequedian。

难道说……

wonachushouji,zhudonglianxilejiangcheng。

他很快就回复我了。

【shoudaolemeiyou,haobuhaochi?】

【jiangcheng,nishidiyicijiwomaichidema?】

【bushi,zhiqiandoushirangsunqingqingjiaojinide,buguoworangtabuyaogennishuo,bijingniyaoshizhidaodekenengjiubuhuichile。】

keshi,woshenmedoumeiyoushoudaoguo。

quanbudoubeisunqingqingchile,yaobujiushitasongjiqitarenchile。

【zhoujielunyanchanghuimenpiao?】

【zhiqianbangniqiangde,nihaixiangkan?kenixianzaishoushang,tuijiaobufangbian。】

【晚间奶茶?】

【buxihuanhe,woxiacijinisongbiede。】

还真的是江城送的。

7

wohejiangchengsuiranguanxibutaihao,danshihaimeiyoudaolaosibuxiangwanglaidedibu。

buguanzenmeyangdoushiyiqizhangda,liangjiaguanxihenhao。

zheigesunqingqing,zhentmguofen。

【neinizheicibuzhaotasong?】

【nibushibuxihuanta?】

nanguaini,wozanshimeibazheijianshiqinggaosujiangcheng,zhishishuowoyaochifanle,jiucongcongjieshulelianxi。

haoa,sunqingqing,zhangyoujixialeyibi。

shishishangtaheqinyufengzaiyiqi,wosuiranshengqi,danshizhenbuxiangzuoshenme。

keshixianglianhejiangchengdeshiqing,chedidebawojirenule。

8

quyiyuanfuchazhihou,wodetuiyijingwanquanmeiyouwenti。

yishengrenchujiangchengjiushizhiqiankudehendashengdenanshengzhihou,hairenbuzhudiaokanleliangju。

“xiaoguniang,niyouzheiyangdenanpengyou,henxingyuna。”

woyoudiangangadejieshi:“womenzhishipengyou。”

yishengxianranbuxiangxin,danshijianjiangchengmeiyoukaikoushuohua,biandao:“xiaohuozihaiyaojixunuli。”

womencongyiyuanchulai,jiangchenghaidasuanfuwo。

wopaikailetadeshou:“woxianzaiyijinghaole,biezhengdewogencanjirenyiyang。”

江城只好收回手。

“jintianwoyaoquwomanaliyitang,nijiubuyongsongwole。”

“我也想见阿姨。”

woyikouhuijue,jintianwojianwomashiyouzhongyaodeshiqingde。

womajingchanghuidaozheililai,suoyizaisshi,yeyouzijidefangzi。

wodachedaolebieshu,yijinmenjiukandaolezuozaishafashang,gaoguiyouyadejiangnvshi。

“妈。”

wopudaotadeshenshang,yijingyigeyuemeijiantade,haoxiangta。

“zuijinguodezenmeyanga?”

womeigaosuwowoma,wochehuodeshiqing,buxiangrangtadanxin。

“tinghaodea,ma,wowennijigeshiqing。”

“你说。”

“xuexiaodefuxiaozhang,shibushixingsun?”

jiangnvshixianglexiang,huida:“yigongyousangefuxiaozhang,shiyouyigexingsunde,jiaosundafu。”

meicuo,neijiushisunqingqingdebabale,talaoshizaiwomenmianqianxuanyaotadebaba,yeshuoguobushaocitababademingzi。

zheimeyoutediandemingzi,wozenmekenenghuiwangjini。

“zenmele?”jiangnvshiyishidaolebuduijing。

woxiaoshengdeshuodao:“jiushiwomensushe,youyigetongxue,jiushineisunfuxiaozhangdenver。wotingshuo,tapiaoqietongxixueshengdezuopinni,tingshuoneimingxuesheng,yijingkuaiyaotuixuele。”

jiangnvshidebiaoqingyixiazibiandeyansuleqilai,xianglaitayekaishizhongshiqilezheijianshiqing。

“juranhaiyouzheiyangdeshiqing,niquedingshitapiaoqiebierendezuopin。”

“shi,wobaozheng。buguoxianzai,tahaiyoudaoshidoushuotashiyuanchuang,neimingtongxuecaishichaoxi,keshiwozhiqianqutushuguandeshihou,wojiuzuozaineimingtongxuedehoumian,woqinyankandaotashejide。”

zheixie,woshuodedoushizhende。

yuanbenwoyeshidasuangaosuwomade,zhibuguoxianzaijiadaizheyisisirenganqingbale。

“zheijianshiqing,bushizhiyaodiaoqujiankongjiuxinglema?nijideshinayitianma?”

wojidehenqingchu,jiangriqigaosulewoma:“shidiaochajiankongjiukeyile,keshixuexiaopianpianshuojiankonghuaile,sunqingqingyoubineigetongxuegengzaodenachushejigao,womentongsushedelianggerenyoubangtazuozheng。”

womadezhengyiganshiguzilide,tanengchengweiyisuodaxuedenvxiaozhang,doushikaotazijidebenshi。

“hao,zheijianshiqingdengmingtianwohuixuexiaozhihou,wohuiqinziqudiaocha,jueduibuhuirangxueshengmengyuan。”

“taihaole,xiexiema。”

“叮咚……”

menlingxiangle,wopaochuqukaimen。

jiangchengzhanzaimenkou,wohaimeilaidejigantazou,womajiuchulaile。

“shixiaochenga,kuaijinlai。”

jiangchengyueguowojinqule,zhongtuwobuduandejitashiyanse,takeqianwanbuyaogaosuwoma,shuowoshoushangdeshiqing。

haozaiquanchengtadoumeiyoutiqizheijianshiqing,zhishigaosuwoma,wotanlianai,bingqieguangsufenshouzheijianshiqing。

womadaoyemeiyoushuoshenme。

只是吐槽。

“daodishinagechouxiaozi,peibushangwonver。”

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