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zaixiaoyuhuajiangdexiaoshuo《zhananxidangdie，wofangbianpaoweitaqingzhu》zhong，shiyanfanghaoxinshiyiweixunzhaoziwoshenfenheguishugandenianqingren。shiyanfanghaoxinzailvtuzhongjieshilegezhonggeyangderenwu，jinglilefengfuduocaidemaoxianyutiaozhan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuheneixindetansuo，shiyanfanghaoxinzhujianmingbailezijideshiminghejiazhi，bingzuizhongzhaodaolezhenzhengdeguisu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanchengzhangyutansuo，pingshenmejiangfangzijini？erzi，jiangshouqihaijita，ranhourangtagunchuzanjia！”shiyantieqingzheliankanwo。liludiashengdiaqiduishiyanshuo：“ayan，wohaishizouba。”……jiangyinfaduzheduiziwodesikaohezhuiqiu。

精彩章节

laogongjiangbaiyueguangdaihuijia，shuobaiyueguangyijingyouletadegurou，yaogenwolihun。wogaosuta，taxidangdiele，

tabuxin，zhengchaozhongjiangwotuixialou，woliuchanle，yinweiqiangjiubujishi，dachuxuexiangxiaoyuyun。

1.woyuguimizaiguangjieshi，kanjianshiyandebaiyueguang。shiyanzaichoutidejiaoluolizangleyigejishiben，

limianjiazhetayubaiyueguangdehezhao。zhaopianzhongdenvrenchuanzhegaozhongxiaofu，zhangxiangqingchun，

yuanliuliudeshuangmouqingchemingliang，meiyouyisizazhi。cishitadebaiyueguangzhengwanzheyigenanrendeshouzaiguangjie，

xiaodehuazhiluanzhan。guimiyiweiwomeikanjian，jiangwoladaoyibian，xiabazhilezhisandianzhongfangxiang：“miaomiao，

nizhiqianbushizaichoutilifaxianlenilaogongzangqilaideneizhanghebaiyueguangdehezhaoma？nihaifajiwokanguo，

nikanneigenvdexiangbuxiangneigebaiyueguang？

”wobiaoqingfuzadikanzheneigewanzheshuaigegeboxiaodeshifencanlandenvren。ciqingcijing。

wozhongshengdaolequshiqianyitian。mingtian，shiyanjiuhuidaizhezheigenvrenhuidaojiali，xiangwotichulihun。

shenyuejianwofadai，tuiletuiwo。womolemohaipingtandexiaofu，dandandao：“yueyue，peiwoqutangyiyuan。

”2.wohuidaojia，jiangbaosuiyirengzaishafashang，tanzuozaishafalirouzhezouleidejiao。

zuozaiyipangkandianshidepoponishiwoyiyan，yinyangguaiqidao：“yo，jiangyishenghuilaila？

”chuanzheweiqundeshiyantingdaowohuilai，congchufanglichulai，daizhejinsikuangyanjingdeta，shencaiqizhang，siwenbaijing。

taduiwoxiaodao：“laopo，xixishoukaifan，niguangjiejiaoleileba？woteyijinizuolezhujiaodunlizi，

yixingbuxing。”popoguandiaodianshi，bianzouqufantingbiandunangdao：“mingzhidaowoshandaoleyaobufangbianzuofan，

yebuhuizhudongzuodunfan，haiyaoquguangjie。”woxiaoxiao，“laogong，xinkunile，

qulewozheimeyigebuhuizuofandelaopo，zhenshiweiqunile。”shiyantingchuwodebuyue，ningmeimatama，“ma，

miaomiaopingshigongzuomang，xiabanhuilaiyijinghenwanle，bingbushitabuhuizuofan。

”popozuodaofanzhuoqiannaqikuaizizaifanjiaozhezhujiao，tiaochuzuihaochideyikuaifangjinzijiwanzhong，

caishuo：“mangjiusuanle，jiehunliangniandanyebuxiayizhi，xiangrangwomenshijiajuehouma？

”bieyiweimeiyourenhuizheiyangshuohua，woyiqianyebuganxiangxinyourenhuizheimemeilimao，zhidaowojiajinshijia。

popohuoqida，shuohuayizhidoushizheimenanting。marendeshihougengshizizi“guocui”。shiyanpiaolewoyiyan，

kanjianwoliansebutaihaokan，jixumatama：“ma，nizheishishuodeshenmehua！”popobaileshiyanyiyan，

“nixianzaigongzitidaolesanwan，tahaishiyigexiaoyisheng，tabusheng，dabanvrenbangnisheng，nipatazuoshenme？

”wochizhefan，kantamenchangshuanghuang，dandandao：“duia，shiyan，nijiuting**，zhaobiedenvrenbangnisheng。

”popolengxiaoyisheng，“woerzizhangdehaokan，nianqingyouwei，shenmeyangdenvrenzhaobudao？

”shiyanmingxianliandouheile，“ma，nishaoshuoliangju！”popojiantaerzibugaoxingle，mashangjinlesheng，

maitouchifan。woxinlihehe，dangchuwojiajitadeshihou，tazhishigegongziliuqiandeyewuyuan。

quanyinwoweitaxianzaigongsidezongcaifurenzhihaolewanji，tacainengdedaozongcaidezhongyong。xianzaixiemoshalvbushuo，

gongziyebuguocaisanwan，jiuzheimeyaowuyangweile？“miaomiao，womazheirenjiushizheiyang，daozizuidoufuxin，

zuihuaidanshimeiyouhuaixinsi，tayeshiweilewomenhao，nibiefangzaixinli。”wochizhefan，lengxiaoyisheng，

“wozhidaotazuihuai，burangonggongzenmehuizheimezaosini！”liangmuzieran，

mingxianxiangbudaopingchangrennailijigaodewohuishuochuzheiyangdehua。popohenkuaijiufanyingguolai。

wozheijuhuachuodaoleguafudetongchu，popojiangkuaiziwangzhuoshangyongliyipai，zhizhewobijianmadao：“jiangmiao，

nishuoshenme？！”wotiaomei，yiziyidundao：“woshuojiushinizheizhangchouzui，qisilenilaogong。

”popoqideliandouqingle，“jiangmiao，nidongbudongzunzhongzhangbei？”wochixiaoyisheng，“zunzhongshishuanghude，

nibuzunzhongwo，pingshenmerangwozunzhongni？”zheipopo，zaijiehunqianduiwoxiaolianyingying，hunhoumashangbianlelian，

meiyouyitianjiwohaolianse。yiwangwoweileshiyan，doujinliangqianjiuta。kelaoniangzhongshengguilaishiyaodangdayede，

jinwanshiwoduizhetamendezuihouyiwan，wobuyaodangshouqibaole，woyaoyouchoubaochou，youyuanbaoyuan。

zuihaojiangzheilaodongxiqidebansi，rangtayiqianchuchuzhenduiwo，meigehaolianse。wojiuqiguaile，

talijianwohetaerzi，daodiyoushenmehaochu？shiyandashenghechi：“haole，

nimenlianggenvrenhairangburangrenchifanle？”popozuipaerzi，gangdaozuibiandehuaguluyishengyouyanxiaduzi，

naqikuaizizaigegepanzizhongfanjiao。wonaqicaipan，zaitamenchayidemuguangzhongjiangpanzifanzhuan，

chaofanqieliuleyifanzhuo。wokanzhezheiliangmuzidelianseyouqingbianlv，youlvbianhei，xiangbianxifayiyang，shenshiyouqu。

“nibushixihuanfanjiaocaima？daochulaimanmanfanjiao，zheiyangkandegengqingchu。”popobaotiaorulei：“shiyan，

nikanniqudeshishenmelaopo？！”woqishenlizhuo，jianglantanziliujizheiduimuzishoushi。

popozaihoumianmadebukanruer。3.woxiwanzaotangzaichuangshangfumianmo。diyicizheimefengkuang，

ganggangneiyangzuodeshihouxinruleigu，danzhenshishuanga！liangnianyududeruxianshunjiantongshunle。haohouhuirenleliangnian，

zaofafengzaoxiangshou。cishi，shiyanheizhelianzoujinlai。“jiangmiao，nijiangwomadouqikule，kuaigenwoqujitadaoqian！

”woxiaodemianmodoudiaole。“daoqian？worenletazheimejiu，haiyaowodaoqian？buqu，

rangtayechangchangruxianyududeziwei。”shiyanlenglengkanzhewo，“nijintianfashenmefeng？

”wojiangmianmozhongxintiefutie，“meishenme，turankaiqiaoleeryi。”shiyanqingtanyisheng，zuodaochuangbian，

yuqiwenheduiwoshuo：“miaomiao，womanianjidaleyuqiweimianyoudianchong，niqugentarengecuo，

zheishijiusuanguoqule。”shiyanjianwobushuohua，youshuo：“zicongnijiajinzanjia，meirangnizuoguoyidunfan，

yemeirangnizuoguoqitajiawuhuo，doushizanmazaicaochizhejiawu，yedekuishijiadaozanjia，nicainengyouzheigefufen。

”woshizhongyi，suiranbibushangqitakeshideyishengxinku，danririkanzhongyidehuanzheyehenduo。

jibenshicongshangbankaishimangdaoxiaban，lianshangcesuodouyaojiajishangwan。zuimangdeshihou，wolianshuidoubuganduoheyikou。

jiawuhuozheigewentiwogenshiyanqiangdiaoguo，woshiwufajiangude，tadangshiyebiaoshilijie。

suoyitabajiufangzimaile，jiangpopojiedaojialigenwomenyiqizhu，meiqimingyuezhaoguwodeqijuyinshi。

neishihouwohaitianzhendiyiwei，zhenshizheiyang。wolengxiao，“jialiyousaodijiqiren，youxiyiji，

liangyifudieyifudoushiwozijigande，nigaosuwo，nimachulezhudunfan，haixuyaoganxieshenmehuo？

”“zuodunfanhaibulaoshi，bushishuoxiangcaishifanjiushishuodongtianzhufanshoujunlie。”“wokanzuimangdejiushidianshiji，

yitianweinimafuwushijigexiaoshi。”shiyanyishijianyakouwuyan。wohuafengyizhuandaishangleta，

“nimazhufanwohaidexiwan，nini，nixuyaozuoshenme？zuixiangfudebushinima？”shiyanyanjiaochoudongyixia，

“tongyiwuyanxia，wuweizheimejijiao。”woxiankaimianmo，rengjinlajitong，jiangtadezhentousaidaotahuaizhong，

jiangtatuichufangmen，“jiejiewoyaoxiuxile，ganjingun！”4.diertianwanshangwoxiabanhuijia，

jinmenjiukanjianyishuanggaogenxie。wulifanxiangsiyi。shiyanhetadebaiyueguangzuozaifanzhuoqian，youshuoyouxiao。

buzhidaode，haiyiweitamencaishiyijiazi。tadebaiyueguangzhangzheyizhangbaijingdeguazilian、dayanjing，queshipiaoliang。

nanguaineimeduonian，shiyanduitahainiannianbuwang。popochuanzheweiqun，jiangcaicongchufangpengchulai，xiaodehebulongzui，

“lulu，zheishiayiteyiweinizuodehongshaohuanghuayu，wodenashouhaocai，gankuaichangchang。”wobiyidipiepiezui，

zheilaodongxi，bushishuoshanleyaobunengzuofanma，zheihuieryouzheimeyinqinle。tamenjianwohuilai，douchaowokanguolai。

shiyanxinxudao：“miaomiao，bushishuojiabanma？zenmehuranhuilaile？”woshenxiaoyisheng，“meishi，

nimenyijiarenmanmanchi。”shiyanlianmangjieshi：“zheigeshiwodelaotongxuelilu，gangcongxiangjianghuilai，

woqingtadaozanjiachidunfan。”woguyishuodao：“popobushishandaoyaobunengzuofanma？xianzaizenmeyouhaole，

haizuoqinashouhaocailai？”lilumashangzhuangqixiaoshunhousheng，jiangpopofuzhezuoxia，“ayi，yuanlainishanleyao，

zaozhidaojiuburangnixiachule。”popochaotabaishou，duizhewoyidengyan，“laoshigaosuniba，

luluyijingyoulexiaoyandehaizi，nimenganjinli！”wozhangzhangeleyisheng，kanxiangshiyan，kantaruheyingdui。

shiyanshensehuangzhang，“laoponitingwojieshi，neiciwohezuilejiu，wo……”popodaduanshiyandehua，

duiwolengxiao，“luluhexiaoyanconggaozhongjiuzaiyiqile，houlaiyinweiwuhuifenleshou，xianzailuluhuilaile，

haiyoulexiaoyandehaizi，zheigejiameiyounideweizhi，nibiexiangzhelaisibuzou！”shangbeizijiushiwobuyuanyilihun，

popojiangwodesuoyouwupindabaohaorengxialou，haizaishenhoutuilewoyiba，yizhiwogunxialouti。wolenglengyixiao，

“laisibuzou？heng，laodongxi，nierzichugui、zaolian，nihaitingzihaode？”liluyilianwugudikanwo，

“duibuqi，woheayanshizhenxinxiangaide，yeshiyishichongdongcaizuocuoshi，xiwangninengyuanliangwomen。”zheizhanglian，

zheikouwen，dingjibailianhuawuyile。wohuanbaoshuangshou，tiaomeidao：“haoa，lijiuli。

”5.shiyankanjianwojuranzheimeshuangkuai，jingyazhiyuhaisonglekouqi。“miaomiao，shiwoqiannide，

niyoushenmeyaoqiujinguanti。”wodangranyaotiyaoqiu，“wochuleyaozheitaofangzi，wohaiyaoliushiwanpeichang。

”popojianjiaochusheng：“shenme？pingshenme？nizuomeng！”wodiqishizu，“jiuyinweinierzichuguile，

tajiuyinggaijingshenchuhu，wozhiyaozheitaofangzihaiyouliushiwan，yijinggoubianyitale。

”shiyansihushitiqianzuoguogongke，dandanshuodao：“jiangmiao，zaifalvcengmianlaishuo，

chuguibingbunengshipandingjingshenchuhudetiaojian。”woqixiao，shiwodiguletabuyaoliandechengdu，

diantoudao：“haohaohao！zheitaofangzishiwojiachudeshouqi，yezhixielewodemingzi，

woxiannimenshifenzhongneimashangdabaohaozijidedongxigunchuwojia！

”popozhizhewodebijianchaowohoudao：“buyaoliande，daikuanyizhidoushiyouwoerzilaihai，

pingshenmejiangfangzijini？erzi，jiangshouqihaijita，ranhourangtagunchuzanjia！”shiyantieqingzheliankanwo。

liludiashengdiaqiduishiyanshuo：“ayan，wohaishizouba。”shiyanlazhuta，chaotayaoleyaotou，

jingjingkanzhetamaduiwofafeng。popoxiangshangbeiziyiyang，quwowoshishoushiwodedongxi。

wohuanbaozheshoukaozaiqiangbianlengyankanta。henkuai，tajiujiangwodewupinsaimanleyipixiang，gangdakaimenzhunbeirengchuqu，

quekanjianwobamahaiyouwodizhanzaimenkou，xionghendidingzhetakan。talengleleng，houtuiliangbu。

wozhidaohuifashengzheimeyichu，zaojiudadianhuayichifandemingyiyueletamenshanglai。wodishiquanjijiaolian，

cishichuanleyijianbeixin，yishenjianzirousihudouyinfennuerdoudong。jianghengshangqianjibu，hushiwopopo。

cishiwushengshengyousheng，guangbeiwodidingzhe，popoyishihededanzhanxinjing，guaijiaoyishengpaodaoshiyanshenpang。

zaoyihechuyishenlenghandeshiyanzheicaihuiguoshenlai，manmanzhanqishenzouguolaiyaogenwoniangjiarenjieshi。“yuefuyuemu，

xiaojiuzi，shiqingbushinimenxiangdeneiyang……”jianghengbuyoufenshuo，

yigejianbushangqu“pa”yishengshuaileshiyanyierguang，shiyandejinsikuangyanjingdoubeishuaifeile，

“pada”yishengdiaozaidishang。shiyanwuzhelianbukezhixindikanzhejiangheng，yanjingdengdelaoda，“jiangheng，ni，

nijinggandawo！woyaobaojing！”jianghengnushita，“mabaonan，wozaojiukannibushunyanle，

yiqiankanzainishiwojiefudefenshang，wobudongni，xianzainisuanshenmedongxi？

”shiyanqijibaihuaidicongdoulitaochushouji，gangenlege1，shoujijiubeijianghengduozou，yonglishuaizaiqiangshang，

youcongqiangshanghuidandaodishang，pingmushuaidefensui。shiyanhededingleshen，dengzhejianghengbuganshuohua，quanshenqidefadou。

liluhepopobeizheiyimuhedaole，popohaishihenhuzhetaerzide，mashangpaoguolailachejiangheng，

kuhandao：“nizheishaqiandaode，kuaigunchuwojia！”wobamabuzhiheshiyicongchufanglinadituohesaoba，

yonglipaizaishiyantamensanrenshenshang，gantamenchuqu。shiyanhaibuwanghuzhelilu，huzhetaduzilisuoweidehaizi。

“shiyan，zhanzhu！”wohuranjiaozhuta，congbaobaolinachuyizhangbchaodanrengjita。“nibushihenxihuanhaizima？

jini！”shiyanlengleleng，jianqibchaodanlaikan，lianshangyuanbenyanedeshenqingzhuanbianweibukezhixin。