zhapiandaomendizi？wofanshouyitaotianlei，yibuyinrenrushengdexiaoshuozuopin，yougongzifengqinglidazao。gushizhong，chenxiaochuyoulingjinglileyixiliequzheliqidezaoyu，zhanxianchuyongqi、zhihuihejianrendepinzhi。chenxiaochuyoulingmianduizhetiaozhanhekunnan，tongguonuliyuyili，zuizhongshixianlezijidemubiao。“shizaibuxing，zanmenzijijiuta，wodaomenqinengbeiqi？”nvdaoshi：“pingshizanchuiniuhunonghunongwairenyejiusuanle，zheihuierjiubiezhuangbile。nizhendangzanmenhuidaofa……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigelingrennanyiwanghuaideshijie。
道观里。
meinvshifu：“zheikezazhenga？zanmendaoguanzheimeqiong，kezenmejiunixiaoshimeia？”
chenxiao：“anzhaotaolu，zanmenjileqian，renjiayebukenengfangrena？”
nvdaoshi：“neiyedecouqiana……”
chenxiao：“haishizanmentaiqiong，shijieshangdefurenneimeduo，weishenmejiubunengduowoyige？”
nvdaoshi：“yinweishijieshangdeqiongrengengduo，erqiebunengshaoniyige……”
陈逍：“………”
“shizaibuxing，zanmenzijijiuta，wodaomenqinengbeiqi？”
nvdaoshi：“pingshizanchuiniuhunonghunongwairenyejiusuanle，zheihuierjiubiezhuangbile。nizhendangzanmenhuidaofaa，biezhongerle……”
“shifu，qishiwoyijingxidedaofa。qizhong，gongjilijudadeleifa，woyehui。”chenxiaokanzhemeinvshifu。
nvdaoshiyekanzhechenxiao：“bieshuole，baojingba？”
“bushi，wozhenhuileifa……”chenxiaojimangkaikou。
刚说完，电话响了。
naqilaiyikan，jingwaidianhua，meitouyizhou，haishijiele。
“喂？”
dianhuaneitou，yigeputonghuabutaibiaozhunderenkaikou：
“wai？xichenxiaoba？yougejiaochuyoulingdemeizizaiwomenshoushang，xianzaitongzhini，jiwomendakuanyibaiwan，womenjiubatafanghuilai。fouzedehua……”
chenxiaodajing：“shenme？yibaiwan？qunidayede，tazheimegui？
laozigaosunia……yibaiwankuaiqiankendingshimeiyoude，yibaiwanfudeleidianniyaobuyao？
yaodehuafagezuobiaoguolai，laozimashangsongjini！”
dianhuaneitoudejingzilengleyixia，suihouyeshengqile：
“tazheimepiaoliang，yibaiwanzenmele？nibuji，womenkejiuyaozhemotale！”
chenxiao：“yibaiwankendingmeiyou，dingduobaneiyiwankuaidingjinhainimen。”
dianhuaneitouchenmoleyihuier，turanqidegualedianhua。
chenxiaoyeshinubukee，mamalieliedao：
“lianwodaomenderendouganzhapian，ganjinchachuzuobiaoweizhi，wojitamensonggeleidiantaocanguoqu……”
yipang，meinvdaoshishifuchoumeikuliandetanqi：
“haichuiniubi，ganjinbaojingba……”
shuozhe，taganjinbotongdianhua。
“wei，yaoyaolingma？wotudiqumianbeijirenkanfengshuiabushi，beirenpianmianbeiqula……nimennengbunengjiejiuyixia？”
陈逍一把抢过手机：
“nimenyaoshimeibanfajiutahuilai，jiubangwochatashoujidingwei，daoshihouwoyigeleifapiguoqu……”
……
与此同时！
缅北某园区里面！
yijianbangongshili，yitouqijianduanfadexiaoshimei，zhengdandingdezuozhe，yishuangdayanjingzuoguyoupan。
bangongzhuohoumian，yigesishiduosuidetudingzhongnianrenyibianchouyan，yibiandaliangxiaoshimei。
“xiaomeierzhenhaokan……kexi，nishixiongbuyuanyihuaqianjiuni！”
xiaoshimeizuiyibie：“wozaitayanli，jiuzheimebuzhiqian？zheigegoushixiong……
zheiyang，nirangrendadianhuajita，shuowozheimekeaicongmingpiaoliangdexiaoshimei，qimazhibaibashiwan。”
tudingzhongnianrenxiaole，piaoliangkeaishizhende，congming？meikanchulai。
erzheishihouxiaoshimeiyeyishidaobudui，limayoushuo：
“dengdeng，nizhenbawopianle？bushiqingwolaikanfengshui？wogaosuni，womendaojiakejiangjiuyinguo。
woshoulenideqian，zhidaonishipianziwoyedelai。erniruguopianwo，yehuizaobaoying。”
“hahaha……”tudingzhongnianrenxiaole，buxiaobiede，jiuxiaobaoyingzheilianggezi。
“buguo……niqueshishidaoshi，yesuangerencai。wozuijindasuanxinkaiyigeyuanqu，nibangwokankanfengshui。ruguofengshuiweizhixuandehao，zanmenwanshihaoshangliang，ruhe？”
zuishangzheimeshuo，yezhishizanshibuhuidongta。
xinliquexiangzhe，dengliyongwanle，jiugezhongzhengchangliuchengzouqilai，xianzijixiangyong，zaigaojiamaile。
zuizhongxiachang，canburendu……
xiaoshimeiyeshibingchengzhenarenqiancaitirenbanshi，youyinyouguojuebuhulaidedaojiadaodejichu，diantoushuo：
“kanfengshuimeiwenti，zheishiwodezhuanye，yeshicixingmude。danshikanwanzhihou，haiqingsongwolikai，burannimenhuizhanshangyinguo。”
tudingzhongnianrenmozhexiabaxiaozheshuo：
“wocaibupa，zheishikexueshidai，zhengneimixinhehushei？”
xiaoshimei：“bumixin，nihaizhaowokanfengshui？”
秃顶中年人冷笑：
“fengshuisuibiankankaneryi，zheiyesuanmixin？zaishuole，huikanfengshuideduole！”
xiaoshimei：“neinizabupianbierenjinimenkan？weishenmejiuxuanwo？haibushiyinweiwolihai？”
tudingzhongnianren：“nibijiaohaopian！”
小师妹：“………”
tasuiranmeiyoushuohua，danshiyishuangdayanjingyijingyoudianhongle！
“buzhunku，zou，quwoxuandedifangkankanfengshuiruhe。”
henkuai，daoleyichupianpideshandi。
xiaoshimeinachuluopan，zaizhouweikanlekan，duitudingzhongnianrenshuo：
“zheigedifangweizhibuxing，sanmianyoushan，weidubeimianyougehuokou。
beifengshue，chuilaipinjizhifeng，wucai，zhushanghuo。dongmianbeishandangzhu，suoweiziqidonglai，laibulele。”
tudingzhongnianrenzhoumei：“zheimeyanzhong？neiganjinhuangedifang，zheidifangbuyaole，yonglaimairen。”
xiaoshimei：“haishuonibumixin？”
tudingzhongnianren：“…………”
第二天！
道观里。
chenxiaoshangwang，chayixiemianbeidexinxi，xiangquedingyixiazhapianwodiandagaiweizhi，xiangbanfajiuxiaoshimei。
quefaxianyisou，juranchuxianleyigemianbeizhapianremenxinwen。
『jing，mianbeizhapiandaohuaxiadaomentoushang！』
『zhapianfenzizhapiandaomennvdizi，qichidaru！』
『daomennvdizi：yougejie，yaoqumianbeiduyixia！』
又看到新闻姐视频：
“womenshijindouyaowen……nvdaoshiweishenmechumenqian，bujizijisuanyigua？shenxianjiujingnengbunengbaoyouta？daojiatianshishifouhuichumian？”
…………
yishijian，zheigexiaoxijuranchengleredian。
bijing，daoshidoubeimianbeizhapianle，queshishihenyouhuati。
zhishichenxiaoquemengle，duimeinvshifushuo：
“zheishierzenmequanwangdouchuankaile？shisheixieluchuqude？”
meinvshifuyilianwuguhemangran：
“woyebuzhidaoa，wozuowanshangleyiyedewang，doumeixiangtong，zheishierzajiuchuankaileni？”
shuowan，tadakaipenyouquan，huifubierendepinglun。
chenxiaoyikan，shifupenyouquanneirong：
“jiuminajiarenmen，sheidonga，wotangtangdaomendiyimeinvdenvtudi，juranbeimiaobeizhapiantuanhuopianqukanfengshuila，woyizhenggewuyu，zanjiushishuo，zheiyatouzenmejiuzheimemeinaozi……wuyuzi，zhendeshuankou……”
陈逍怒视师父。
nvdaoshi：“zenmele？kanniyangzi，nixiangqishimiezua？
chenxiao：“kanrenzhenzhun……”
“bie，weishizaojiutuoguanxi，rangrenchadianhuazuobiaohedingweile……”nvdaoshijimangdiankaiyigezuobiao。
陈逍眼睛一亮：
“neinidaoshihaiyoudianyong……jiranyouzuobiaole，neijiukanwolaigeyuanchengleifaxianweiba！”
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