zuozhe“ximen”jingxinbianxiewanchengdechuanyuezhongshenggushi,《zhongqi91:jieba,woyigetongbandachuan》shizheibenshudemingzi,zheibuxinzuopinzuijinhuobaoshangxianle,gushiqingjieshengdongganren,zhurengong:shiqiangshiyu,liangrenzhijiandeqingganjiugefeichangjingcai,xiaoshuojianjie:shuoba,bianshanglabayizi,yi**zuoxia,haiqiaoqileerlangtui,doudongzhe,diaoerlangdangde。xuguoqingmeitouzhouqi,zheihunxiaozihaishiyilaogaifan?daoshikeqilebushao……
liangbiankaozheqianggefangzhelianggedamuju,pincouyiqi,daoshinengdangzhangchuangshui,haitingkuanchangde,zhongjianliuyiguorendeguodao,yibianshidamei、xiaoyatoushui,yibianshixiaotian,taguoquzuodaoyibian,dao:
“你们就睡这儿?”
xiaoyatouguolai,zuojiaodengyoujiao,bazhanmannidexiezituodiao,maliupashanglechuang,haipailepaichuangpu,dao:
“dage,wohejiejieshuizheibian,ergeshuineibian……dageyihoujiuheergeyikuaishui,jiejie,haobuhao?”
xiaonaoguayangzhe,zhabazhedayanjing,yilianxijidekanzhetajiejie。
shiyukanzhetazheidaomeidage,dao:“jirannihuilaile,womenjiuhuizigejiazhu。”
shiqiangdao:“zheilizhuzhebuhao?”
“好什么!”
石雨哼道:
“gangnibudoukandaole,zicongdiezouhou,womensangejiubanleguolai,chifancongmeishangguoneizhangbaxianzhuo,fanbuganduosheng,caiyebuganduojia,xiaotiandouyijingshangxuenianji,shumeidedu,haiyaomeitianquwaimianjianfeipin,nikankanta,zheixiangshenmeyangzi?”
“姐,我没事的!”
shitianhendongshidao:“fanzhengwo……woyebuxihuandushu,woyenianbuhao!”
“屁!”
石雨训斥道:
“nixiaoxueyinianjishi,buhaideguosanhaoxuesheng,laoshihaikuanini,buxihuandushu,nisantianliangtoupaoxuexiaoquganma?”
“wo……”shitianyouxiejiong,“wojianpingziqu!”
然后又气馁道:
“jie,wojiusuanxiangdu,dabomuyebuhuitongyide,nibuyeshiyiyang,dushuzheimehao,yebunianle,woshixiangbangni……dage!”
shuozhekanxiangtadage,dao:
“qishijiejiezuileile,meitianzuobuwandejiawuhuo,youshihaiyaoqujuweihuineibiankaidecaifengdianganhuo,jiuzheiyanghaiyaojingchangbeidabomuma,woyebuyuanyizhuzheier,quwomenzijijiahao。”
“说这些干啥!”
shiyudao:“meidabo,dabomuyijiazhaoguzhe,womensangepashizaojiuesile,heng!”
zheihuaduizheshitianshuo,maotouqueshiduizhuntale,buguotameifanbo,gai,tadameimadedui。
石雨继续道:
“benlaiwojiuxiangbanhuizijijiaqu,danshidabo,haiyoujiedaobanjuweihuitamenshuo,womennianjixiao,doumeichengnian,buyunxu,xianzainihuilaile,niqugentamenshuo,nenghuijiajiuhao,qitanibuyongguan,wohuizhaoguhaodidi**,wonengyanghuotamen,ni……niqunalidousuini。”
shiqiangtankouqi,tazheidameiduitayuanqitaidale,dianxiatou,
“hao,jiuannishuodelai!”
“jie,dabomubujiandenengyuanyi!”shitianchayiju,youdao:
“womenzhuzaidabojia,jiuwomensangedehuaxiao,jiushifanqian,bingbuda,jienimeitianhaijiganjiawuhuo,youqucaifengdianshangban,haiyouxieshouru,womeitianjianfeipin,yenengyouyixie,haiyouzanjiafangzizuchuqule,zheiyeshishouru,jiaqilaibushaole,zanyizou,nishuodabomunengyuanyi!”
“呵!”
shiqiangchayile,haizhenshixiaoqiaotazheididile,zheimediannianji,limianshierkandeqingchutouliang,jiuzheinaoguazi,yihoudushujueduibuhuichade,kuayiju,
“xiaotian,dongdetingduoa!”
shitiannaonaotou,youxiebuhaoyisi,“dage,nishuozheizaban?”
“meishi,jiaojinidagelai!”
“nikebieluanlai”,shiyujinggaodao:
“dabomusuiranbudaijianwomen,danwoyenenglijie,womendoushiganentamende。”
“womingbai”,shiqiangdao:
“nidagewoyebushishenmeyemanren,huihaohaogendabotamenshangliangde,buguozanjiazheifangzizuchuqule,yishibanhuiyetengbulea。”
“zuhujiuzudaoyuedi,dabomuzheijitianyizhizaizhaoxinzuke,nidezhuajinle!”
shiqiangdiantou,kanzhetadamei,dao:
“xiaoyu,nizheidatingdetingzixi,shibushi‘zaoyouyumou’,jiudengwohuilaini?”
“cai……caimeiyou,sheiyaodengni!”shiyuliandouhongle,shuobuguanxintadage,neishijiade,xianqiandoushitiantianbaizheshouzhitousuanrenchuyushijian,wulimeidai,paochuqule。
zheiyatou,haigenguoquyiyang,yijinzhanglimahonglian。
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shijiandaoxiayue1haohaiyoushilaitianshijian,zheijitianzhinengzanzhudabojiale,diertianbianxianquguanxiadipaichusuobahukoujibanlile,zhetengleyigeshangwucaiwanshi,huidaodabojia,jiandameiyouzaixiyifu,youshimanmanyidapen,guoqukanlekanpenliyifu,dao:
“zheixiehaoxiangbushidabojiadeyifuba,nalide?”
“caifengdiannaguolaide,xileyenengzhuandianqian。”
“wolaibangniba!”jianlebianshangyixiaobandengyaozuoguolai。
“buyongni”,shiyudao:“nizhenyaobangmang,bazandiedefuxujinquyaohuilai。”
“niqubaziliaonajiwo,woxianzaijiuguoqu!”
shiyubianqishen,shiluludeshuangshouzaixiongqianguazhedeweiqunshangcaleca,jinlewubayixieshenqingfuxujindeziliaojinaguolai,dao:
“niqulechanglihaohaogenrenshuo,renjiayaojujuele,niyebiefanjue,maren,gengbuyaodongshoudaren,burannizheimeyinao,zheiqiangengyaobuhuilaile。”
“好,我知道!”
shiqiangjieguoziliaojishouhao,tingwunai,zanliangdaodisheishige,sheishimei?
“woyidinghuihaohaogenneibianshangliangde!”
xinliquebuzheimexiang,tadieyingongsiwangdouliangnianduole,yinweishilinshigongxingzhi,jiupeilewuqiankuaiqian,anyanxiadegongzibiaozhun,putonggongrenyiyueyejiuliangsanbai,bushaole,danqianbunengzheimesuande,zheikeshiyitiaohuoshengshengrenming,jiupei5000?jiuzheiyang,yaoleliangnianduo,haiyifenmeiji,zheitaniangbujiushiqifurenma。
haihaohaoshuo,zheishibatamendangruanshiziniele,yuehaoshuohua,dishengxiaqi,renjiujuedenihaoqifu,yagenbudanghuishi。
naleziliaobianchumenle,tadieshengqianshizaixianchengyiguantoushipinchangshangban,jiushiputongdechejianlinshigong,yebuyuan,zaichengdongneibian,zuogongjiaoguoqusansizhanjiudaole,bangelaixiaoshidaoleguantouchang,menmiantingda,puyangguantouchangkeshiguoyouqiye,zaibashiniandaizuihonghuoshi,yuangongyoujinqianren,haishiguojiawaimaobudingdiandechukoujiagongqiye,xiaoshouedadaowuliubaiwan,zheikeshixiangdanglebude,zheixiaoshoue,gehoushi,neijiuxiangdangyuwuliugeyi。
zhishishiguojingqian,renheshiwu,baokuorenhegongsi,zongyoubofenghedigude,suizhecongjihuajingjidaoshichangjingjidezhubujiegui,guoquchidaguofan,dianduidianxiaoshou,yagenmeiyouzishendeduiwaixiaoshouqudaodengguoyingtongyoudemaobing,bianxianxianbaoluchulai,genbushangshidaigaigedebufa,jieguokexiangerzhi,zuizhongdejieguoweiyoudaobi、pochanle。
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