zaiguzhaodexiaoshuo《zuiqiangdaochamen》zhong，yeweizhaoqianshiyigeputongren，dantazhudingyaochengweigaibianshijiedeyingxiong。beixuanzhongbaohuyigegulaodeshenmiyiwu，yeweizhaoqiantashangleyichangchongmanqihuanhemaoxiandelvcheng。tajiangmianduixieeshilidezhuizhuhezijineixindezhengzha，tongshiyefaxianlezijiyinzangdeliliangheshiming。jiuyedangnianzaizhonghaikeshiduofangjidandegaoshou，houlaigengshitongmougeshenmidedarenwu，lianshouchuangjianlejiuzhouguoyijituan。cikeyewei……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。
第5章
mayuejinbazhiqiandedatangjinglijiaolaile，xiaoshengdediguleliangjuhou，datangjinglijiulikaile。
ermayuejinquexiangshimenweiyiyang，zhanzaiyeweisuozaidebaoxiangwaidengzhe。
yiloudedatingli，zhaoqianpingfulexinqinghou，genwuranyiqixialaile，haiyouxietongxuezaiyiloudatinglimeiyoulikaihou。
tamengenzheixietongxuepantanlejijuhou，wuranjiuquqiantaijiezhang。
“jiuhaodating，jiezhang！”
wuranyouyidebashengyintigao，tazhidaojintiandehuaxiaokendingbuxiao。
zheijiangjinliushiweitongxue，zhishaoyeyaojiwankuaiqian。
shuobudewuranshishenmexinli，huoxuyouneimeyidiandiandexuanyaoba！
erzhouweidetongxuekandaowuranzaijiezhang，yigegedoufangdileshengyin，douxiangzhidaozheidunfandaodihualeduoshaoqian。
buguowurannaguozhangdanhouchichimeikan，tazaidengren，tayaodengyeweixialai，rangtakankanzijiyizhiqianjindeyangzi。
haorangyeweizhidao，shenmejiaofurendeshijie。
tayaorangzheigeqiongguizhidao，tawuranqingyichangkehuadiaodeqian，shiniyeweiyinianyezhengbuhuilaide。
yeweichulileshangkou，zaibozishanghuluantielejigechuangketie，erlianshangdeshouzhangyinyexiaqubushaole。
cikecongloushangxialaideyewei，yangziyouxielangbei，laotongxuemenquandoulianmindekanzheta。
“结账！”
wurankandaoyeweixialai，caikanxiangshoulidezhangdan，ranhoutajiulengzhule。
erqiantaixiaojiequeweixiaodeshuodao，“xianshengninhao，womenmadongshizhangshuo，jiranxiaowuzonglaile，jiubawushiqiyequniandezhangdanjiesuanyixiaba！yigongsanbaijiushiwan！”
haimeizoudezheixielaotongxuetingdaozheigeshumu，quandoudaizhule。
“woqu，wujiayinianzaizheilichigefan，jiunenghuazheimeduoqian！”
“sanbaijiushiwana！wodigeguaiguai，zheikeshiwoshijiniandegongzia！”
wuranzhoumeikanzheshoulidezhangdan，tajuedemayuejinzaizhengta，sheimeishierchumenhuidaizheimeduoqian。
danshidangzhezheimeduolaotongxuedemian，jiebulezhangqibushihendiuren。
tazuixianxiangdaodeshiyourenzhengta，danshiyousheinengrangmayuejinzheimezuo！
keshiruguowendehua，youxiandetawurantaidiaomianzile，bijingyeweizhengkanzhetani？
buguoshenshangmeineimeduoqian，tayebunengxianzaigenjialiyaoqianchulai，jiuzainaonufachoudeshihou，huohaotianturanhanleqilai。
“gaomaoa！wuranbiedanxin，wogenwushushudashengzhaohu！”
“zheiweixiansheng，madongshizhanggangganglikai，zheigezhangdanjiushitaqinziheduihoujiwode。tashuolejintianwubibazhangdanjiele，ruguoxiaowuzongmeiqiandehuakeyirangrensongguolai。”
qiantaixiaojiehenbinbinyoulideshuodao。
huohaotianyitingjiumingbaile，zheishimayuejinzaiguyidiaonanwuran。
talaleyibawuran，laidaoyibianwendao，“nishenmeshihoudezuimayuejinle？”
“我没有啊！”
wuranyiliandecuoe，danshixinzhongquehenshixiunu。
tabuxiangzuozheigeyuandatou，keshiduifangqueyikouyaodingshijiudianlaobanqinziheduide，jintianbixubazhangjiele，zheibaiminglejiushiyaorangtawurannankan。
“xiansheng！ninshishuakahaishiqitazhifufangshi，womenmadongshizhangshuole，ruguoninshoutoubukuanyudehua，keyixianjiesuanyibufen，banindecheziliuxia，dengbaqianfuqinglejiukeyibachekaizoule。”
qiantaixiaojiedehua，xiangshiyigegededazuibazi，dazaiwurandelianshang。
zhijianwuranyinchenzhelian，yibatuikaihuohaotianzoudaoqiantai，bayizhangjinsedeyinxingkashuaizaizhuozishang。
“结账！”
tabudebujieshouzheigebanfa，haihaozheizhangjinkashanghaiyouxieqian，buzhiyutainankan。
zhaoqianyizhizaipangbiankanzhe，tayejuedeyourenzaizhengwuran，buzhiweishenmetakanxiangleyewei。
tajuranjuede，zheigebeihoudaoguiderenkenengshiyewei。
buguozhaoqianhenkuaijiufoudingle，yeweijintiancaigangchuyu，zenmekenengyouzheizhongbenshi。
eryeweicikezhengzuozaiyiloudatingdeshafashang，ditoukanzheshouji，sihuduizheibiandeshiqingbingbuguanxin。
qishitaxinlihenqingchuzheishizenmehuishier，kendingshimayuejinzaibeihoudaogui，weidejiushijitachukouqi。
zheihaizhengenchuanshuozhongyiyang，zhonghaidefuhaoquanzili，tiqimayuejindouhuishuozheirenshigelaohaoren，weirenqianxunpinghe。
danshitayeyoulingwaideyimian，neijiushiniyaobujitamayuejinmianzi。
neitakeyouhenduozhongbanfarangnidiumianzi，erqiezaimianzidewentishang，mayuejinkeshiyazibibao。
yushiyeweijimayuejinquledianhua，jietonghoutabudengduifangshuohua，zhijieshuodao，“shinigandeba！”
mayuejindexiaoshengchuanlai，“heihei，xiaoshouduaneryi，zheishiwodeshier，ninkanzhejiuxing！”
yeweiyehenwunai，kanzhewuranweinandeyangzi，youkanzhezhaoqiandanxindebiaoqing，xinlizenmeyetongkuaibuqilai。
“xianshengnindezheizhangkalideqianbugou！”
qiantaixiaojiejiangjinkatuilehuilai，henshizhiyedeweixiaozhe。
wurandouyaobayayaosuile，shenhouhaiyouneimeduotongxuekanzhe。
tashenweiwushizhiyaoweilaidejiebanren，juranbeirenzaizheilisunlemianzi，zheirangtajidubushuang。
“zenmehuishier，nizenmebujikerenjiezhanga！”
datangjinglicikezouleguolai，guzuoyihuodewendao。
qiantaixiaojiewunaideshuodao，“jingli，zheiweikerendeyinxingkameiyouqian！”
“没钱！”
datangjinglikanxiangwuran，ranhouzhuangzuogangrenchuwurandeyangzi。
“ai，zheibushixiaowuzongma？aiya，nishuozheikeshidashuichonglelongwangmiaole。jintianmeidaiqian？meishier！
zanmenxiaowuzongjiadewushizhiyao，duodadeqiye，haihuilaizhefanqianbuji。
neigeshei......zheizhangdanxianfangfang，bijingjintianxiaowuzongyemeidaiqian，woxiangxinxiaowuzongmingtianhuiqinzibaqiansonglaide。”
wuranzheixiasuanshimingbaile，zheidatangjinglikansijizijijiewei，shijishangshizaidangzhongxiluoziji。
suoyiwuranpixiaoroubuxiaodeshuodao，“nigaosunimenmadongshizhang，wowuranjintian......xiexietale！”
ranerdatangjingliqueshixiaozheshuodao，“xiaowuzongbieji，ninhaishiyaoxiezhangtiaozi，zhengmingninmingtiannengbaqianhaishangcaixing！”
zheihuayichu，zhenggedatingdoushiyijing，suoyourendoukanzhewuran。
zhongmukuikuizhixia，wuranyaozheyaxielezhangtiaozi，zheijianshiqingcaibeijieguoqu。
zhihouwuranduihaimeizoudetongxueyoushiyifanhanxuan，tayourulingdaoyiyangmianli“houjin”detongxue。
bingqiehaifangchuhaoyan，ruguochuangyexuyaozijindakeyizhaota。
“yeweixuyaowojinijieshaogongzuoma？wojiadezhiyaochangchangnianzhaogong，ruguozhaobudaogongzuokeyiquzhaowo。erqienizaiwojiagongzuo，yehuiyoujihuikandaohaizi！”
wurankanxiangyewei，lenglengxiaozheshuodao。
tidaohaizi，guzuoditoukanshoujideyeweishouqileshouji，queshijichugexiaolian，shenmeyemeishuo。
zhouweidejigetongxuekandaozheiyimu，buyouxiaoleqilai。
wuranhaixiangjixujifengliangju，kezheigeshihouzhaoqianjinghuangdepaodaotashenbian。
“wuran，wobachushierle，renyijingjinshoushushile！”
wuranlianseyibian，genshengxiadejimingtongxuediantoushiyihou，liangrenjiucongcongkaichelikaile。
juhuidezhujiaodouzoule，dajialiuxiayemeishenmeyisile。
buguojintianwanshangyourenmeidadaomude，ziranhuizhaoyeweifaxieyixia。
liaoyonglengxiaozhezoudaoyeweimianqian，“jintiantaisaoxingle，benlaixiangzhaowuranliaoliaotouzide，kexile！”
lvyanyelengxiaozheshuodao，“jiushi，woyuanxiangzhaowuranliaoliaotouzideshiqing，saoxing！”
yeweizhoumeikanxiangtamen，queshiwunaidekuxiao，shuodao，“nimenlianggedouzaichuangye，xuyaotouzi？”
liaoyonghelvyanhengaoaodeyixiao，henshijiaoaodeyangzi。
yeweiwunaideyaotou，shuodao，“xuyaoduoshaoqian，wokeyitouzinimen。”
liangrenyileng，jierdaxiaoqilai。
“nimade，zheiniantouaizhuangbiderenzhenduo！”
liaoyongxiaozhewuzhuduzi，zhizheyeweimadao，“niyebukankanzijishigeshenmewanyier，sharenfanyige，niyoushenmeqiantouziwo！”
“nizuolaozuoshaleba！haijiwomentouzi，tiana！”
lvyanwuzheduzi，xiaodeyanleidouyaoxialaile。
yeweiwunaiyaotou，cikeyilianglaosilaisikulinantingzaijiudianmenkou。
yeweizhunbeichuqu，zuihoukanxiangliangren。
“nimenzhendebukaolvyixia？”
liaoyongyekandaoleneiliangkulinan，xiaozheshuodao，“nishaba！wojiushiyaotouzi，yeshizhaowuran，zhaoni......niyouqianma？”
lvyangengshiaoqideshuodao，“touzi......ninengjiwotouduoshao，yibaikuailiangbaikuai，haishiliangqiankuaiqian？”
liaoyongzheishituranxiangdaoleshenme，duilvyanshuodao，“ai，zanmenshibushishale，genzheishazifeishenmehua。nishuozanmenzhaomayuejinmashu，buyeyiyangma？”
lvyanyecaihuangrandawudeshuodao，“duiya！”
shuolaiyeqiao，mayuejincikecongloushangxialai，manliandexiaoyi。
liaoyonghelvyanyikan，likelailejingshen，jiuxiangchongshangqu。
“mashu，mazong，ninhaowoshihuohaotiande......”
liaoyongchongshangquxiangdahua，jieguoquebeidatangjinglilengxiaozhedangkaile。
erhoumayuejinzhijielaidaoyeweishenbian，henshigongjingdeshuodao，“yexiansheng，wosongninchuqu！”
yeweihuitoukanleliangrenyiyan，shuodao，“laotongxue，woxianzoule！”
liaoyonghelvyandoukandaomayuejinduiyeweidetaidugongjing，danquemeixiangneimeduo。
lvyangengshilengchaorefengdemadao，“ganjingun，laoniangdegongsihailunbudaonigesharenfanlaitouzi。”
yeweiwunaiyaotou，zaimayuejindepeitongxia，laidaoneiliangkulinanbian。
mayuejinqinziweiyeweidakaichemen，kanzhechezilikaihou，zheicaihuidaojiudianli。
ranerliaoyonghelvyanliangrenquezaishangliangruhejiejinmayuejin，genbenmeizhuyiyeweizenmezoude。
erdangtamenkandaomayuejinhuilaishi，tamenxiangyaozaicishangqian，zheiciqueyouliangmingbaoanlanzhuletamen。
kanzhemayuejinshanglouhou，liaoyonghelvyanhenshinaohuo。
“douguaiyewei，xiacibuyaorangwoyudaota，lianxuhuaiwodehaoshier！”
“laoniangyudaota，suanshidaolebabeizixuemeile！”
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