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“meiyoucuo。”chenbeiyangdiandiantou。
“nijiwobizui！”linhaiweiduichenbeiyangpaoxiao，ranhouduichenyuzhuoshuodao：“chenxiansheng，yaoqinghanshinide，niyaozenmechulishinideshiqing，danshinibuyaobamafanqiangjiajiwo，woyebuxiangcanjiazheigeyanhui。”
chenyuzhuolianshangdexiaorongshoulianxialai，kanlaizheilinhaiweishijingjiubuchi，feiyaochifajiule：
“xing，wozunzhongnideyiyuan，neiwojiujiaojilinyeyechulihaole。”
chenbeiyangpailepailinhaiweideshoubei，shuodao：“weiwei，meishi，buxiangqujiusuanle，qishixinwenshangneigexingchendeqingnianjiushiwo，mingwanneigeyanhuishitamenqingwo，danshiwobuxiangqu，anpailewodeguanjiaguoqucanjia。”
“……”
“？？？”
xianchangjijingliangmiaozhihou，dunshihongtangdaxiao。
bianshilinjialaoyedoubujinchixiaoyisheng。
白日说梦啊！
“laoerjia，nimenjiadenvxushibushizaijiadunjiuchengshenjingbingle！yaozhuangshennonggui，zanmenjiadeniandushenghuikebushitayigeshenjingbinggaichuxiandedifang。neigechenxingqingnianshihedengdedarenwu，yaotazhenshinimendenvxu，nimenjiahaiyongdezhedaizaizheili，gongsikuisunbuyaojin，danshibuyaonaoxiaohua，rangrenchixiao。”
“laoerjia，nimenshihaixianbugoudiurenma？linjiashijifang，jiunimenjiazhangwodegongsishikuisunzhuangtai，nengrangnimencanjiajiazunianhui，yijingshilaoyezikaienle。”
“haiyiweinimennengzhichihouyong，keshixianzainimenzheifubiaoxian，zhenshitairangwoshiwangle。”linjialaoyeziyanzhongluchuyimoyanezhiyi。
“hahahaha！”chenyuzhuokuangxiao：“nigefeiwuyaoxiaosiwo。”taneixinhaowubodong，shenzhihaiduanqilewanhetang。
“该死！”
linyanxingwangbilianfufumiansenankandaolejidian，shentidouzaibuduanfadou，neixingengshixiadingjuexin，yidingyaoranglinhaiweigenchenbeiyanglihun。
tingdaojiazuqinqigezhongyanyuxiuru，linhaiweizhishizuozaineilibutingdiaoyanlei。
gangcaihaizaizhuipengduitamenshuohaohua，keshizhuanyanjianjiuzhangzuixiurutamenyijiaren，zheijiushixianshi！
doushiyinweitazhiyiyaodaichenbeiyangguolai，tamenyijiacaizaoshouzheiyangdexiuru。
taxianzaihensizijidaichenbeiyangguolaile。
陈北阳脸色不好看。
taqishen，lixi，zhunbeiqudadianhuarangrenquxiaozheigeyanhui。
但是，意外发生了。
chenyuzhuoduanzhetangshouzhongdewanbianshiwangchenbeiyangshenshangfeiqu。
ranerchenbeiyangdefanyingheqikuai，yijiaotichu！
“砰！”
feiguolaidetaociwandunshibeitayijiaojitisui，danshiwanzhongguntangdetangzhihaishijianlechenyuzhuoshenshang！
“a！”chenyuzhuodunshijianjiaoleqilai：“tangsiwole！”
“nizheigefeiwu，jingganbatangnongdaowoshenshang，nitamaxiangsia！”chenyuzhuodunshinubukee，zhanqishenlaijiuyaochouchenbeiyangyibazhang。
chenbeiyangdangshijiudangzhuleduifangdaguolaideshou，yanzhongfuxianchusenlengzhise！
zheigechenyuzhuobujinbuzhihaodaidatalaopodezhuyi，haiganduitadongshou，buzhisihuo！
“chenbeiyang，niyaoganshenme！niyaodangzhewomendemianganshenme！”wangbiliandangjipaizhuonuhoudao：“chenyuzhuoshiwomenlinjiaqinglaidekeren！”
“tayaodawo，wohaibunengzhengdangfangwei？”chenbeiyangkanxiangta。
“danizenmele？”wangbilianhechidao：“chenyuzhuoshenfenzungui，gengshiwomenlinjiadeguike，niyaodaleta，nipeideqima？zaishuole，danizenmele？jiushibanituidaduanleyeshinihuogai！erqiezheijianshishiniyoucuozaixian！”
“nigefeiwu，zhanzhedengsia？haibukuaixiangchenyuzhuopeilidaoqian！”
“woyoucuozaixian，haiyaoxiangtapeilidaoqian？”
chenbeiyangyuefaqijie，yanshengengjiadesenlengqilai：“wojintianyaoshijiudaleni？”
linhaiweijiandaochenbeiyangzhunbeiduichenyuzhuodongshou，jimangshangqianlazhuchenbeiyang，yibianchuoqiyibianshuodao：“chenbeiyang，nihaiyaozenmeyang，woqiuqiuni，buyaoreshile，nihaixiannirechudeshiqingbugouduoma，woqiunile，haoma。”
chenyuzhuonapazaibudui，keshitashenjiashijigeyi，linjialaoyezidouduitabiaolushanyi，yaoshidalechenyuzhuo，tamenyijiazenmehuoa？
chenbeiyangbeilinhaiweilazhu，nuqidunshijiuxiaoshile。
putianzhixia，zhiyoulinhaiweinenghuajietadenuhuo！
chenbeiyangfangxialeneizhiyaoshanxiangchenyuzhuodeshou。
“heng！”chenyuzhuodeyidelengxiaoyisheng：“feiwujiushifeiwu，daleni，nidoubuganhaishou。”
“ni！”linhaiweiqijiedikanxiangchenyuzhuo，zheijianshifenmingjiushitabudui，xianchangrendoukandechulai。
danshitaqinshengmuqingengshidiandaoheibai，shifeibufen，yuanwangchenbeiyang！
sheiyebangbulechenbeiyangshuohua。
“haole，doushiyijiaren，youcuojiuyaoren，buyaoyinweizheijianshiqingshangleheqi，yuzhuo，nishuozenmechuliba。”linjialaoyezihunzhuodeshuangyansaoleyiyan，kaikoushuodao。
yijiaren？linjialaoyeziyijingrenweichenyuzhuoshitalinjiadenvxule。
“linyeye，fangxin，wohuichulihaode。”chenyuzhuoxiaomimidao。
shuozhe，talianshangdexiaorongjianjianshoulian，lengshengdao：“chenbeiyang，zheijianshiyehaojiejue，nibawoxiezishangdeyifutangzhicaganjingjiuxingle。”
阴险！
linhaiweiqidishentidouzaifadou：“chenyuzhuo，zheizhongshinimingmingkeyizijizuo，weishenmeyaorangchenbeiyangquzuo？”
chenbeiyangzaizenmeshuoyeshitadezhangfu，rangtajitacaxiezi，neichengshenmele？xiaren？
“chenbeiyangzainimenjiabujiushizuozheixieshiqingdema？rangtajiyuzhuocaxiezizenmele？”linjialaoyezimengdiyipaizhuozi，hedao：“zenme，yeyedehuanidoubutingle？”
xianchangzhongrendunshijinruohanchan，linjiashangshangxiaxia，sheiganbutingtadehua？
“weiwei，niquchifanba，woqujitacaxiezi。”chenbeiyangyandishanguoyimohanyi，jinrizhiru，lairidingdangqianbeiwanbeifenghai！
“chenbeiyang！”linhaiweizhuazhuchenbeiyangdegebo，nuhedao：“nibuzhunqu！”
chenbeiyangshenqingyizheng，keshijiandaolinhaiweilianshangneizhibuzhudeleishuishi，tahoulonglinengzhinengtuchuyigezi：“hao！”
“nihaisuanyoudianzunyan，shiwodezhangfu。”linhaiweixiaozheliuleishuodao：“zheigefan，womenbuchile，womenzou！”
“hao。”chenbeiyangdiandiantou。
shuowan，linhaiweicalecayanlei，jiulazhechenbeiyangdegebowangwaizou。
很快，就消失不见。
zhongrenmianmianxiangqu，meixiangdaolinhaiweiweileyigeshangmennvxu，jurandonglezhennu。
zheigeshihou，linjialaoyezikaikoushuodao：“laoer，nigennixifuzijihuiquba。”
“ba……”linyanxinghuahaimeikaikou，jiubeilinjialaoyezidaduan。
wangbilianqideyaominga！tamenjiafanshendejihuijiuzheiyangmeile！
“jiaowozuoshenme？gunhuiquhaohaofanshengfansheng！”shuowan，linjialaoyezizhijierangrensongtamenlikai，ranhouxiaomimidigenchenyuzhuoshangtaoqilaiyanhuimingedeshiqing。
linhaiweibuchiruande，neimechenyuzhuozhinengtaohaolinjialaoyezi，ranhouranglinhaiweijiajitale。
huidaojializhihou，chenbeiyangyiweihuidengdaolinyanxing、wangbiliandexiuru，keshi，shenmeyemeifasheng，henpingjing。
linhaiweigengshipotianhuangderangchenbeiyanghetashuiyizhangchuang。
guoquliangnianyilai，chenbeiyangdoushishuidekefang。
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