《zuiqiangjianbaodashi》zheishiluoyexiaohuanghuangdeyibunairenxunweidexiaoshuo，xiaoshuoqingjiehenshengdong！zhujiaoshiwutongmuqingxue，jiangshule：liuxinyebeizheiyizhenchaonaoshengjijingxingle，miansecangbai，rujinzhengzuozaichuangtou，yilianmangran。dangkandaoyigemoshengnanrenjinlefangmenzhihou……
wutongxiaolexiao，yebuguzhongrenshuoxieshenme，xianglaizheijubaogeneishuobudingyoushenmebaowu，jiuzhunbeijinqukaikaiyanjie。
zhibuguo，zheidiansuimingyishangshizhaoweidashikaide。
danzhenzhengdaoledianzhihou，caizhidaorenjiazhaodashibuguozhishiguageming。
zhongrendezhizhihou，qieyejiusandechabuduole。
wutongguangleyiquan，yezhunbeilikai。
“laoban，zheigeduoshaoqian？”
zheishi，yigechuzhideshengyinzaixiangqi，haosilingniaobanqingcui。
shaonvruyouqingchengzhizi，kuankuanerzhi，shenzheyixibaiqun，kanqilaizhengzhifangling，zhanzaizheijubaogenei。
zheizshizhenshimeinvchengquna，yitianlijurannengjianzhelianggemeinv。
“meinv，zhenyouyanguang，zheigeping，keshizhaodashitediliuzhedezhendianzhibaoa。”
laobankanzhenvzidechuanzhedaban，zhidaozheishigebuchaqiandezhu，shenchu1genshouzhitou：“yibaiwan。”
“laoban，woxiangmaijiwonainaizuoshouli，zheigehaikeyizaibianyiyixiema？”
“nianzainiyifenxiaoxin，zheipingziwopeiqianjini，jiushiwuwan，zaishaokebuxingle。”
“xing，laoban，zheipingzininjiwozhuangqilaiba。”
“jiushiwuwan，nijiumailezheimegejiahuo？”
wutongzoudaonvzimianqian，kanzhelaobandao：“laoban，nikeyoudianbuhoudao。”
“zheiweixiaogege，zheigeyuanqinghuawokanle，yousezhididoumeiyoushenmewenti，erqieyemeiyouzuojiudehenji，yinggaibushijiadeba?”
zhengzainabaozhuanghedelaobantingdaohoudunshiborandanu，“naerlaideyexiaozi，guolaizachangzide？nidengdanizijidegouyanhaohaoqiaoqiao，laozizheishizhengerbajingdeyuanqinghua，zaizheitanweishangbailesanniandelaohuo。”
wutongyedao：“niyaozheimeshuo，wojialihaiyouyigeweiboluwan，zaiweibolulitanglewunianle，shibushiyenengmaigejishiwan？”
“你！”
laobanbeiwutongzheidaochunchijianqidebuqing。
“xiaojie，zheikeshizhaodashidedian，shijueduidetongsouwuqi!”
“nikanzheiqinghuadixiadeyinchuo，keshizhengerbajingdeguanyaochupin!”
muqingxueheshiyifan，gengjiaxiangxinlaobandehuale：“wojialijiuyouqinghua，zheigeyinzhangmeiyouwenti，hewojialideshiyimoyiyangde。”
kanzhemuqingxuetielexinyaozheiyangdongxi，laobanhaosixuanyaodekanlewutongyiyan。
“tazhisuoyinengchengweifukepin，jiushiyinweitashenshangdedongxibuquanshijiade，jiuxiangnigangcaikandaodeyinzhang，dequeshizhende。”
“zheiyejiushiyinwei，weishenmemeiyoujishinianjingyanderengenbenkanbuchulai。”
“什么意思？”
muqingxueturanjuedeyouxiehaoxiao，jiranpingzishijiade，yinzhangzenmekenengshizhende，zheibushizixiangmaodunma？
“chouxiaozi，nihaimeiwanmeileleshiba？lai，nijintianjiugaosuwo，zheipingzizenmegejiafa，ruguonibujiwoshuochugesuoyiranlai，jintiannijiubengxiangzoule！”
laobanqishixiongxiong，zheishishenhoudepengzilituranzouchusangeshencaibiaohandenanren，hushidandandekanzhewutong！
lianggerendezhengzhi，likeyinqileweiguanzhedezhuyi，zhongrenweizuoyituan，raoyouquweidekanzhelianggerendejiufen。
“xiaojie，qingwenniyoudahuojima？”
“dahuoji？”muqingxueyihuodao，“woyoubuxiyan，meiyou。”
“zheiweidage，jiegehuo!”
wutongcongweiguandequnzhongneilijielaiyigedahuoji，jinjiezhejiangqinghuadepingzinaqi！
“你要干什么？”
laobanzhouzhemeitoukanzhewutongwendao。
“打假！”
wutongningmei，jiangpingdichaoshang，cishidetajingnazhedahuojichaozhepingdishaoleshangqu。
“chouxiaozi，zheishiqinghua，**jiwoshaoheile，depeiqiande！”
“zheixiaozi，kezhenshidanzida……zheimeguidedongxiyegannahuoshao?”
yigeweiguanzhezaiyipangzashe，yifukanrenaobuxianshierdadeyangzi。
dahuojidehuomiaozaipingdishaoleyiquan，yinyuedechuxianlexunheidehenji。zaizhongrendezhushixia，taturanyongshouqiaojileliangxiapingkou……
啪嚓……
yizhenqingcuidexiangsheng，pingdideyuanxingdipanjingranliekaileyigezhengyuanxing!
“chouxiaozi，nibawodepingzishaohuaile。”
“xiaojie，zheipingzibunengmaijinile，chouxiaozi，jintiannibubajiushiwuwantaochulai，wogennimeiwan!”
qijibaihuaidelaobankanzhezijideqinghualiekai，daoshoudejiushiwuwankeshibuyierfeile，eryanqiandezheigechouxiaozigenbenbuxiangshiyigemaideqiqinghuaderen。
yizhonglurenyexixudao：“wodetiana，yigeyikuaiqiandedahuoji，shaohuailejiushiwuwandeqinghua……”
“zheixiaozi，tanshangdashile。”
kewutongquexiongyouchengzhu，badishangdeyuanpannadaolemuqingxuedemianqian。
“nizijikanba，zheigedidequeshiqinghuadedi，suoyiyinzhangshizhende，danshinikanzheiwaiquan……”
muqingxueyihuodenaqiyuanpan，zixiyikan。
“shenme？jingranyoujiaoshui？”
“zheigedi，jingranshiyongzhenpingdedizhantiepinjieshangqude！？”
拼接货！
zhongrenturanyipianhuaran……
beisongdeqinghuaci，zenmekenenghuichuxianjiaoshui?
henxianran，zheixiaozideguandianshiduide，zheiqinghuaciwanquanjiushiyigejiahuo！
“pinjie，shixianzaifeichangliuxingdezaojiashoufa。pingtigenjuxianzaidejishukeyidadaoluanzhendedibu，danshidibudeyinzhangquemeiyoubanfazuodehunshuimoyu。suoyihenduoshoufagaochaodezaojiazhe，huidaliangdijiashougoucancideping，yongjingmideqiegeyiqibapingdiqiexialai，ranhounianzaizaojiadepingtishang。”
“liyongfeichangdiaozuandeshoufa，keyiwufengxianjie，jiusuanninazhexianweijinglaikan，doukanbuchufengxi。”
“zheiyeshiweishenme，zheizhongpinjiehuohuirangwushujiandingzhuanjiadayandeyuangu。dajiakanlepingti，juedejiuyijingjiufenzhenle，keyikandibudeyinzhang，likejiuduandingzheishizhenhuo。”
一片哗然。
pinjiehuo？zheixiaozishizenmekanchulaide？
zheixieweiguandelurenyeshiguwanxinglidelaowanjia，douhaishitouyicitingshuoyouzheiyangdezaojiashoufa。
laobandeliansetieqing，xiangzhuganyiyangdenankan。
“heng，meixiangdaozheilimingyishangshizhaoweizhaodashidedian，shijishangshirangrenlaimaijiahuodea！”
“wanglaoban，kuiniyeshiganleshiduoniandelaorenle，jingranbayigejiahuomaidaojiushiduowan？”
“wokannijiushishasheng，qifurenjiaxiaoguniangshenmedoubudongba？”
zhongrenniyiyanwoyiyu，kuaiyaoyongtumoxingzibawanglaobanyansile。shenhouzhanzhedesangewudasancudenanren，cishisuiranshengqi，kezijibijinglikui。
“zhei……zenmehuishizheiyang？”
wanglaobanjianzhuang，zhuangchuyifuchijingdeyangzi，nazhepingzikanlaikanqu，“wodetiana！wotamarangneigelaowangbadanjipianle！kuilewohaihuajiushiwanmaide……”
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