《zhenqianjinbaqiguilai，wugegegeketourencuo》zheibuxiaoshuokandehenshushi，youyizhongyuekanyuexiangkandeganjue，qianxiaoxuanbixiazheibuxiaoshuoyouyizhongshenmisecai，haiyouxiaoshuohaiyouhenduoxiaodianlingrenkandebufawei.feichangbucuodeyibuxiaoshuo！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：jinshaohanmianseyinhandijinggaojining，“biebawodehuadangerbianfeng，fouzewohuirangniqiushengbudeqiusibuneng。”……
第7章五哥是小喽啰
“a？zhiboguizhechangthreetianthreeyedezhengfu？”sangqidengdashuangyan，yilianzhenjing。
“anwoshuodefenfuxiaqu。”
jiningmeizaifeihua，gualedianhua。
jinshaohanyijinglikaile，zheihuierzhengzuozaitahaohuadezuojialijiexiashudedianhua。
“shaoye，jkhuihuale。”
jinshaohanyijingzhaojkhaoxietianle，tingyan，jiuxiangzhaodaolejishiniandemengzhongqingrenside，shifenjidongdizuozhileshenzi，“jkzenmeshuo？shibushidayingbangwole？”
“bushi......neigejkshuochufeishaoyeninzhiboguizhechangsantiansanyezhengfu，fouzemendoumeiyou。”
“shenme？”jinshaohanyiweizijitingcuole。
“jkshuochufeishaoyeninzhiboguizhechang......”
“niquedingzheihuashijkqinkoushuode？”
“jkxiashudexiashudexiashuchuanjiwomendehua，yinggaijiabule。”
“jkdelianxifangshijiwo，woyaoqinzigentatan。”
“shaoye，jkshicaopanjiededingjidalao，womenzheixiexiaolouluoshimeiyoujihuihezigeqinzigenjktande。”
“nishuowoshixiaolouluo？”
jinshaohanshifenbuyue，tatangtangjinjiawushaoyejingranshixiaolouluo？
xiashuruoruodihui：“duiyujklaishuo，womenjiushixiaolouluo，womenzhiyouzigeyutaxiashudexiashudexiashutan。”
jinshaohankuaibeiqisile，“zhuangaotaxiashudexiashudexiashu，woyuanyizaijiasanbeiyongjin。”
“是。”
“wuge，fashengshenmeshile？”
shenpangxiangqiyidaowenroudenvsheng。
jinshaohanshouqilelianshangdenuyi，ceguotouyanshenwenrouchongnidikanzhezuozaitashenpangdenianqingnvren。
nvrenjifushengxue，rongyanjiaomei，shenzhebaiselabaxiulianyiqun，yitouheizhifapijian，qizhiqingchunwenwan，yifuguaiguainvdeyangzi。
nvrenzhengshibeijinjiashangxiachongshangtiandejinxinrui。
“meishi，buyongdanxin。”
jinshaohanbuxiangjinxinruiyinweitadeshierfanxin，mianduijinxinruishi，xianglaishibaoxibubaoyoude。
“nijiandaomeimeilema？”
jinxinruiyijingzhidaotabushijinjinkunheyinwanlingdeqinshengnverle。
shinianqian，jinxinruichuleyiwai，xuyaoshuxue。
yishenghuayanhou，faxianjinxinruishiaxingxue。
erjinjinkunheyinwanlingfufu，yigeshioxingxue，yigeshibxingxue。
fufuliangjueduishengbuchuaxingxuedehaizi。
yushifufuliangyujinxinruizuolednaqinzijianding。
jieguobuchusuoliao，jinxinruibushitamendeqinshengnver。
jinxinruizhisuoyihaidaizaijinjiashiyinweidangshijinjinjinkunheyinwanlingyijingyanglejinxinruishisinianle。
zheishisinianjinjiashangxiaduijinxinruifuchulesuoyoudeai，tamenshebudesongzoujinxinrui，zaijiashangzhaobudaojinxinruideqinshengfumu，bianjiangjinxinruiliuzailejinjia。
jinxinruidezhijinjinkunheyinwanlingzhaodaoqinshengnverjininghou，bianzigaofenyongdishuoyaodangjiejie。
zheijiushitachenghujiningweimeimeideyuanyin。
jinxinruiyitiqijining，jinshaohanjiumeilehaolianse。
talenglengdishuo：“jiandaole。talianniyigentoufasidoubibushang，tajiushigeyeren、pofu。”
“pofu？”jinxinruidingzhejinshaohanqingzhongdeyouyan，“wuge，nibuyaogaosuwo，nideyouyanshimeimeidade。”
“chuleneigepofuhaiyoushei。haihaoshiwoshangquzhaotade，ruoshinishangqude，yidinghuibeitaqifusi。yidingbuyaodanduqujianneigepofu，tingjianmei？tabupeijiangaoguideni，tahuizanglenideyan。”
tajiaruiruishoubunengti，jianbunengkang，jueduibushineigepofudeduishou。
“wuge，takeshinideqinmeimei，niyikouyigepofubutaihaoba。”
“taganduiwodongshou，womeizoudetamandizhaoya，yijinghenduideqitale。”
“wotingshuomeimeicongxiaozaixiangxiazhangda，meiduguoshenmeshu，huoxuzhengyinruci，tacaicubi、culu、cusubukan，nijiubiegenshenmedoubudongdetajijiaole，bijingxiangxiarenhechenglirenshiyouqubiedeya。xiangxiarenpubianmeiyousuzhide，nibunengguaimeimei。”
“taxianghuijinjiaqiangzoushuyunideyiqie，nihaititashuohua，niyetaishanliangle。buguonifangxin，youwozai，tayongyuanhuibulejinjia，yongyuanqiangbuzoushuyunideyiqie。”
jinshaohanduijinxinruishuohoumianyijuhuashi，yanshenheyuqidoubiandewenrouqilai。
jinxinruidixiatou，ningqimeitoushuo：“tadaodishidiedimamideqinshengnver，zaowanhuihuiqude。erqiejinjialiuxiaojiedeshenfenbenlaijiushitade，shiwoqiangzouleshuyutadeyiqie。”
“wobuxunizheiyangshuo。niyongyuanshiwodeqinmeimei，jinjiasuoyoudeyiqiedoushishuyunide。”
jinxinruiyanzhongranshangxiaoyi，“wuge，niduiwozhenhao。”
jinshaohantaiqizhangbeilouzhujinxinrui，“wojiunizheiyigemeimei，ziranyaoduinihaole。nijiushiwodetian、wodedi，wodeyiqie。”
jinxinruixiaozheyiweijinlejinshaohanhuaili，“wugeyeshiwodetianwodedi。”
jinxinruishuozheihuashi，yanzhongwenroudexiaoyijianjiantunqu，huanshangdeshiyimohendu。
yucitongshi，tadezuijiaobuxiedigouleqilai。
xingjide，nixianghuijinjiazuoqianjinxiaojie，xiabeiziba。
tajinxinruiyongyuanshijinjiadezhangshangmingzhu。
铃铃铃......
jinshaohandeshoujiyoulaidianhuale。
tajianshixiashudalaide，lijijiele。
“shaoye，jkxiashudexiashudexiashuyouhuihuaguolaile。”
“jk怎么说？”
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