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啧！
被摆了一道啊！
luyuqueshimeixiangdao，mosihanhuishigucandesishu。
tarenbuzhuzhuiwendao，“qinsishu？”
mosihantiaomei，“wosuimuxing。”
“……”
luyuchenmolejimiao，zaimosihandunjuewuqushi，tashuangmouyiliang，xiaodao：“neijianzhitaihaole！”
mosihanweizheng，haiweikaikou，jiutingdaoluyuxingfendao，“gucanhelumanlizaojiuqingtouyihe，taliangweizheishimeishaozhaowomafan！woshangbuletadehukoubo，neiwoshangnidehukouboyetingbucuoa！huitou，tamenhanwoyishengsishen，duobiequa！tamenbiequ，wojiushuanga！”
“……”
“mosihan，yaobuzanmengancuishenglelianaizheiyihuanjie，zhijiejiehunba！”
“胡闹！”
zhongyu，mosihanrenwukeren，chenzhelianhechichusheng。
luyuxiaomimidikanzheheizheliandenanren，baibaishoudao：“nikanni，douwodeshirenni，jieguowanbuqidehaishini。nidoubensanlaonanrenle，quwoyoubuchikui。”
wenyan，mosihanzhijuedetaiyangxuezaitutuditiao，xiayishifanbodao：“……sheibensanlaonanrenle？”
“xingxingxing，ni29qingnianxiaohuoer。”
“luyu！biedecunjinchi。”
“woyiweizhiyounvrencaihuizaiyinianling。”
mosihanlandegentapin，shenmetanlianaishenmejiehun，taquandangerpangfeng，tingguojiusuan。
henkuai，chezididaluzhaidamen。
xiacheqian，luyucoudaomosihangenqian，qiaoxiaoyanrandizhalezhayan：“wodetiyizhenbukaolvxia？wojuedewozhangdetingmeide，peideshangni。”
“下车！”
luyusongsongjian，dakaichemenzoulexiaqu。
mosihangangzhunbeijiaosijikaiche，luyuyoupadaochuanghuqian，fangchuyouer。
“yaobu，nipeiwojinqu？bangwodangxiazheiyibohou，wojiniyigemeirongdandepeifang？”
“……”
mosihanhuaiyi，luyuhuiduxinshu。
takansiwulitou，qishishizaibanzhuchihu。
meicitichulaidetiaojian，dounengzhengzhonghongxin。
qianjinian，kongqizhongkaishiyinyinyoulelingqi，xuduogulaochuanchengxialaidexiuzhenshijia，doukaishichunchunyudong，xiangyaoqiangzhanzheiyiboxianji。
gujiayeshizheixiejiazuzhiyi，fuzejianguanzheixiefusudelingqi，shifoubeixieezhirenliyong，dajixiexiu。
ergujiajingyingdezhengshiyiyaoxingye，lingqifusuyuanbenshijigujiadailaijudadeshangji，queyinweiwufalianzhichudailingqidedanyaoerxianrupingjing，qitajidashijiadouzaianzhongjiyu，xiangchenjifendiaogujiadeshili。
mosihansuimuxing，waijieshaoyourenzhixiaojianguanjudefuzeren，shigujiaweilaidejichengren。
keluyuquenazheigeyouerlaiyintashanggou，tashifouzhidaoxieshenme？
mosihanjiuzheimezhigougoudedingzheluyu，zhidaoluyudengdebunaifanshi，tacaihuanhuandao：“wozenmenengqueren，nideyaofangshifouyouyong？”
“worenjiuzailujia，nisuishidoukeyilaizhaowosuanzhangya？”
“nixuyaowozenmezuo？”
“yihuierpeihewo，tiwochutoujiuxing。”
“……”
mosihanzongjuedetayouzaimimoushenme，peifangdeyouhuoqueshida，queyemeiyourangmosihan“chumaisexiang”dedibu。
keluyucongchuxianneiyikekaishi，hunshenjiutouzheyiguqiangdadeshenmigan，zheizhongshenmiganhaibansuizheqiangdadeliliang，rangmosihanhenxiangyitanjiujing。
zheizhongzhimingdexiyinli，rangmosihanjidubushuang。
tabuxihuanrenhetuolizhangkongderenheshi！
tagaosuziji，nadaopeifang，jiuhetaduanjuelaiwang！
mosihanxiache，bianduishangluyudechengdexiaoyi。
taxiaodehaobuzheyan，meiyanwanwandetebiemingliang，zaiyangguangxiaxiandeyouweijiaoyan。
napachuanzhezangxixidebaitxu，pojiudeniuziku，queyijiuyangaibuzhu，tahunshentouchulaideyanse，yijineiguxiesidezhangkuang。
taganggangshuode“meiyoukebixing”，qishi，shizhiqingyadanlidelumanli，hejiaoyanduomudeluyu，meiyoukebixing。
mosihanzhijianweinian，yaxiaxintoudezaodong，dailuyuzoudaotashenpangshi，tacaihuifuruchu。
naihe，zaixiayimiaopogong。
luyushenshou，wanshangletadegebo。
mosihanhunshenjianglexia，chenshengdao，“nizheishiganshenme？”
“bushishuohaoyaopeihewo？”
“你别耍花招。”
“fangxin，nichibulekui。”
“……”
buzhiweihe，“laonanren”sangezi，youshunjianbengjinmosihandenaohai。
tacumei，buxiluyudaijitadeyingxiang。
liangrenzoujinluzhai，guanjiayuanyuandijiukandaoleluyuwanzhegemianshengdenanrenhuilai，likezhuanshenjinqutongbaole。
luyuyangchun，duishenpangdenanrenshuodao：“yihuier，jinimianfeikanchanghaoxi。”
luyugangtuikaimen，yigebaihuahuadeshenying，jiuchaotapuleguolai。
“jie！nizhongyuhuilaile，hesiwolewuwuwu……”
“砰——”
“啊！！！”
luyutaituijiujipuguolaidelumanliyijiao，jiangtadenglehuiqu。
lumanliliejudihoutuihaojibu，zuizhonghaishimeinengwenzhushentidiezuozaidishang，chunbaisedelianyiqunyeyinweitadiedaodedongzuo，xianfanzaidatuichu，xianxiezouguang。
tasishishuaimengleyiyang，lenglengdikanzheluyu，xiayimiao，fubuchuanlaidejutongjiangtalahuishen，“a，haotong！jie，ni……zheishiganshenmeya？”
“dania，kanbuchulaima？”
“……”
yijuhua，yedelumanlilianshangdeweiqudouchadianliekai。
“jie，wozhidaonixinliyouyuanqi，neiyebunengganghuilaijiudawoba？”
“danijiudani，haiyaotiaorizi？”
wenyan，mosihandezuijiaoyerenbuzhuchoulechou，tacemuditoucoudaoluyuerbian，“nizheimekuang，nalihaixuyaowojinichengyao？”
“别急嘛……”
“luyu！nizheishiganshenme！？”
bieshuerloudezoulangshang，jicongcongdipaoxialaiyigerenying，zhengshiyuanzhudemuqinlufuren。
tafeibenguolaidundaolumanlishenpang，xintengdijiangtafuqilai，“manli，zenmeyang？yaobuyaoquyiyuan？”
“ma，nibiedanxin，womeishi。”
lumanliduanduanxuxudiyongqiyinshuowan，haichaolufurenjianqiangdexiaolexiao。
lufurenxintengdebuxing，huitouyoudengleluyuyiyan。
luyulenglengdikanzhezheifumucizixiaodehuamian，youdianerhouhuigangganglinshishouleli，jiugaibalumanlichuaijinyiyuan。
lumanliduishangluyubinglengdeshixian，faxiantalianshangbingmeiyouxiangxiangzhongdeshanghen，jibukechadiculecumei，xiayishunbianhuanshangleyifuguanqiedebiaoqing，“jie，niweishenmeyaozheiyangduiwoa？nidouhuilaisannianle，xinlineikouqihaimeisanma？dangnianwomenbeibaocuo，neiyebushiwonengzuoyoudea！wo……woxianzailianshangleyebuzhidaohuibuhuiliuba，gucanshuobudingdoubuyaowole，nizhenyanbuxiazheikouqi，wobagucanhaijinijiushi！”
tashuodaozheili，sishiwanbanjiannandixialezhongdajuedingyiyang，“wobabamayehaijini，wozoujiushi！”
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