kanxiongxiongdejiadezuopin《zhuangqionglaopocanzaozhuangqionglaogongdaliana》huishangyinde,xiedetebiehao,zhujiaoshilinxiaomanguchenzhou,xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:zuijiaobushoukongdiyangqi。ciriqingchen,guchenzhoutizhe“zaocantanmaide”doujiangyoutiaochumen,zhuanshenzuojinledixiachekudemaibahe。sijidilaipingban,zuixincaijingxinwen……
diyizhang:wanmeijiamianmusejintouleluodichuang,linxiaomanquanzaizhibojianbeijingqiangqiandedoudaiyishang,
zhijianwuyishimosuozhe**bankouhongdediaohuawaiqiao。jingtouhongdengliangqideshunjian,
taturanxiangbeichouzoujiliangbankuaxiajianbang,duizhejingtouxilexibizi:“jiemeimen,zheigeyuefangzuyouzhangle,
wolianzhi9.9baoyoudekouhongdoushebudemai......”buguangdengzaitayanxiazhizaochuqingheiyinying,
lianjiaweiyidexiukoumochumaobian,jingtouwaiduimantiezhe“linqiqingcang”biaoqiandekuaidihe。
danmulikebei“xinteng”“baobao”shuaping,dashangdetexiaojielianzhakai,
fenseaixinyumohuletayandiyishanerguodejiaoxia。yucitongshi,sangongliwaidecbddinglou,
guchenzhouzhengduizheshoujijingtouzhoumei。tachesongdingzhixizhuangdelingdai,
jiangyicixingcanhetuidaojingtouqian:“xiangmuzuyoujiaban,gongsifadebiandangliankuaizhengjingroudoumeiyou。
”shenhoubaibanshangmimimamadebaobiaobeikeyidangzhu,zhiluchubanzhangxiezhe“shixishengjihua”debianqian。
chashuijianchuanlaitongshidiaoxiao:“guzong,jinwanqinggongyandingzaibandaojiudian?”tahuangmangwuzhushouji,
erjianfanhong:“shuoshenmeni,wolianditiepiaodoukuaishuabuqile。
”ditiemobanchedehongmingchuanguodixiashidetongfengguandao,linxiaomanbaozhekuaidixiangtuikaichuzuwudemen。
xuanguanganyingdengliangqidechanei,taxiayishitingzhisuantongdeyaobei,quezaikanjianketinglirouzhetaiyangxuedeguchenzhoushi,
shunjianyougoulouchengshuangdadeqiezi。“laogong,
fangdongshuomingtianbixujiaofangzu......”tabazhoubabadejiaofeidanpaizaichajishang,
suliaotuoxiezaishuinidishangcengchuciershengxiang。guchenzhoulikecongjiushafashangdanqilai,
shoujipingmushangweiguanbidegupiaojiaoyijiemianxunsuximie。tataochuzhoubabadeqianbao,
chouchujizhanglingqianshuleyoushu:“wozheigeyuejixiaoyoubeikoule,yaobu......bayouxijimaile?
”linxiaomandingzhetamopobiandexiukou,zhijiaqiajinzhangxincairenzhuxiao。
shangzhoutagangzaishechipinzhuanjukanjiantongkuanshougongdingzhichenshan,shoujiadideshangputongrenbanniangongzi。
danciketahaishihongzheyankuangpujintahuaili:“buxing!neishinizuibaobeidedongxi......”shenye,
dengguchenzhou“shushui”dehuxishengxiangqi,linxiaomanqingshouqingjiaomojinweishengjian。
jingqiandengzhaoliangtafuzheqianyuanmianmodelian,shoujipingmuliangqixinxiaoxi——pinpaifangfalaidewanyanyaoqinghan,
peitushixiangmansuizuandegaodinglifu。taduizhejingzilianxiweiqubiaoqing,quezaipiejianjingzhongdaoyingdejiangjingshi,
zuijiaobushoukongdiyangqi。ciriqingchen,guchenzhoutizhe“zaocantanmaide”doujiangyoutiaochumen,
zhuanshenzuojinledixiachekudemaibahe。sijidilaipingban,zuixincaijingxinwentoutiaoheranshitagangwanchengdebinggouan,
biaotixiezhe“shenmizibencaopanshoufuchushuimian”。tachelechepinxiximaidejiamingpailingdai,
duizhehoushijingzhenglichupibeishenqing。linxiaomancaizhegongxiangdanchechuanguosangejiequ,
zaiwanghongkafeidianhouxianghuanshangxiangnaiertaozhuang。jingjirenjuzheshoujizhuiguolai:“baozi,
neigebaiwanfensitiaozhansai......”“tuileba。”taduizhebolichuchuangbuzhuang,
wumingzhishangdegezidanzuanjiezheshechulengguang,“jiushuowoliancansaishoujiliuliangdouchongbuqi。”xieziloudiantili,
guchenzhouyugongsixinrencajianerguo。shixishengpengzhekafeibigongbijing:“guge,tingshuoninliandiannaodoushiershoude?
”tafulefushiyuandianmaideheikuangyanjing,
jingpianhoudemuguangsaoguoduifang**kuanqiuxie:“nianqingrenyaoxuehuijiejian。”diantimenjijiangguanbideshunjian,
tapiejianzoulangjintouluodijinglideziji——chenshandisankeniukouyongdeshizhenzuan。yemuzaicijianglin,
linxiaomanbaozhe“chaoshilinqichuli”debingganhuijia,zaixiangkouzhuangjianbaozhe“dazhepijiu”deguchenzhou。
liangrentongshiluchujingxiyoukusedexiao,fangfozaihuangdaoshangzhongfengdeluonanzhe。“louxiachaoshimaiyisongyi!
”“bianlidianyuankanwokelianduojilebaohuashengmi!”tamenxiangshierxiao,jianbingzhejianwanghunandeloudaolizou。
linxiaomanganshouzheguchenzhouxizhuangxiajinshidejirouxiantiao,
xiangqibaitianshuadaodecaijingxinwen;guchenzhouwangzhelinxiaomanfashaocanliudegaojishalongxiang,
huiyizhejiankonglitazoujinshechipindiandehuamian。huangyanzhijiudejianfangli,liangrenyuebaoyuejin,
quedoumeifaxianduifangzangzaibeihoudeshouji——pingmushang,yinxingyuezhengzaifengkuangtiaodong。lingchensandian,
linxiaomanbeishoujizhendongjingxing。zhibojianhoutaishujutupoxingao,dashangjinezuyimaixiazhengdonggongyu。
tafanshenkanxiangshenbiandeguchenzhou,yueguanggoulechutajiemaotouxiadeyinying。zhenbiandeshoujipingmuturanliangqi,
suopingshizhuanzhangchenggongdetixing,jinehoumiangenzheyizhangchuanling。liangrenjihutongshishenshouqugoushouji,
youzaizhijianxiangchudeshunjianmengdisuohui。heianzhong,huxishengzhujianwenluan,xiangshibaofengyulailinqiandediming。
linxiaomanmodaochuangtoujushangdelianjiataideng,hunhuangguangxianli,
guchenzhouhuangluanzangqidexiukouluchubanjiebaidafeilibiaopan,ertafajianhualuodezhenzhufaka,
zhengshishangzhoupaimaihuishangpaichutianjiadegudongkuan。“zheishi......”liangrenyikoutongsheng,youtongshichenmo。
chuangwaichuanlailunchuanmingdi,jingqiyiqunbailu。linxiaomanturanxiaochusheng,daizhepoguanziposhuaidechangkuai。
taxiankaibeizi,luchuzhensishuiqunxiaruoyinruoxiandebaogelixianglian:“guzong,yaobuwomenliaoliao,
nineiliangmaibahedechepaihao,weishenmehecaijingxinwenlideshenmifuhaotongkuan?
”guchenzhoudingzhetasuoguchudezuanshixianglian,houjiegundongliangxia,turanshenshouchexiayanjingrengdaoyibian。
jinsijingkuangzazaimuzhidibanshang,fachuqingcuidexiangsheng:“lin**,nizhibojianlikusuchibuqifandeshihou,
zenmemeigaosufensi,nigangquankuannaxialebinjiangneidongbieshu?”kongqifangfoninggulesanmiao,
jiezhebaofachuzheneryulongdexiaosheng。linxiaomanxiaochuleyanlei,guchenzhouwuzheduzizhibuqiyao。
tamenxiaodaozailianjiadeshuangrenchuangshang,chuangdiandanhuangfachubukanzhongfude**。yueguangtouguochuanglianfengxisajinlai,
zhaoliangliangjuxiaodaozhandoudequti,yijitamenzangzaizhentouxiade,jiazhilianchengdemimi。xiaoshengjianxie,
linxiaomanfanshenpazaiguchenzhouxiongkou,zhijianhuaguotadingzhichenshanshangdezhensiniukou:“suoyi,
womenhaiyaojixuyanxiaquma?”guchenzhouwozhutadaizhekadiyashouzhuodeshou,
zaitawumingzhidezuanjieshangqingqingyiwen:“yaobu,mingtianwozhibobaitanmaiyoutiao?
shunbianjieluyixiameizhuangjiemouweikuqiongbozhudezhenmianmu?”“nigan!”linxiaomanzuoshiyaoda,
quebeiguchenzhoufanshenyazaishenxia。simuxiangduishi,suoyoudehuangyanyuweizhuangdouzaichiredemuguangzhongronghua。
chuangwaidechengshidenghuotongming,zhaolianglelianggezaihuangyanzhongxiangai,youzaizhenxianglichenlundelinghun。zheiyike,
tamenturanyishidao,huoxuzheichangjingxinbianzhidepianju,congyikaishijiushiweiledengdaiduifangjiechuandeneiyitian。
dierzhang:yiwaipozhanchenguangcipochuanglianfengxi,zailinxiaomandebaogelixianglianshangzheshechuxisuiguangmang。
guchenzhoufushenqingwentafadingshi,baidafeilibiaopanbujingyijianguaguotasuogu,bingliangchuganrangliangrentongshijiangzhu。
zuoyedetanchengxiangrenxiangyisuideliuli,mingmingyichuopohuangyan,quesheiyemeiyongqichedidasuizheicengchuanghuzhi。
“woganzaogaofengditiequle。”guchenzhoulinqilubiantanmailaidejiafanbubao,
keyifangdafanbumocadimiandeshengxiang。diantixiaxingshi,taxiguanxingtaishouzhenglilingdai,
xiukouluchudewanbiaoquezaijinshubimianshangyingchucimuguangmang。shenhouchuanlaishixishengchouqisheng,tazheicaijingjueshitai,
huangmangchejinxiukou,erjianfanqikeyidehong。yucitongshi,linxiaomanzaiwanghongkafeidianhouxianghuanzhuangshi,
shoujituranfengkuangzhendong。guimifalaidejietuli,caijingxinwenpeituzhongdenanrenchuanzhetashuxideshougongdingzhixizhuang,
suiranzhiluchubanzhangcelian,keneidaojuankezaijiyilidemeiguhudu,fenmingshuyuzhenbianren。“bao,
nijianeiweibuhuibangshangfupoleba?”guimidediaokanrangtazhijianfazhan,
dafandekouhongzaixiangnaiertaozhuangshangyinchucimuhonghen。guchenzhoudezhulipengzhekafeituikaihuiyishi,
touyingyizhengbofanglinxiaomanzuixindezhiboluping。pingmulidenvhaichuanzhedabudingdeweiyi,
you:“zheizhishikuaiqiandejiayouwoyonglesangeyue......”zhulituranpuchixiaochusheng:“guzongnikan,
zheibozhushangzhouhaibeipaidaolinzheaimashicanjiagaodingwanyanni!”huiyishixianruguiyidejijing,
guchenzhouwobideshouzhouranshoujin,a4zhibianyuanbeiniechushenshenzhezhou。yemujianglinshi,
linxiaomandingzheshoujili**demaibahechepaihao,fanfuyucaijingxinwenhedui。
daohangruanjianxianshizheiliangchecikezhengzaibandaojiudiandixiacheku,taguishishenchadihuanshangpingjialianyiqun,
dengzhemojiaodefanbuxiewangjiudianfangxiangzouqu。gaogenxieqiaojidalishidecuixiangcongshenhouchuanlai,
taxiayishiduojinxiaofangtongdao,quetouguomenfengkanjianguchenzhouzhengyushangjiedalaotanxiaofengsheng,
shouwanshangdebaidafeilizaishuijingdengxialiuzhuanzhelengguang。“guzongzheijiduyouyaozhuanfanle!
”jiubeixiangpengdecuixiangcidelinxiaomanyankuangfasuan。tamozhekoudailizhoubabadebianlidianxiaopiao,
turanxiangqizuowantashulingqianshiguzuokunaodemoyang。zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin,xuexingweizaikouqiangmanyan,
tazhuanshenzhuangfanqingjieche,zaicierdejinshupengzhuangshengzhongluohuangertao。guchenzhouzhuichujiudianshi,
zhikanjianjiejiaoneimocanghuangdequnjiao。tazuanzhecongqingjiechepangjiandaodezhenzhufaka,
turanxiangqilinxiaomanzhiboshizongyongtongkuanlianjiasuliaofajiabiesuifa。yefengjuanqitadexizhuangxiabai,
yuanchuxieziloudejufuledpingzhengzaibofangmeizhuangbozhubeipaidaochuruhaozhaide**shipin,
huamianlidenvrensuirandaizhekouzhao,keerchuishanghuangdongdebaogelierding,fenminghetazuoyeqinwenguodeyimoyiyang。
shenyedechuzuwumimanzheguiyidejijing。linxiaomanquansuozaishafajiaoluo,mianqianbaizhecongjiudiandaihuidexiaofeixiaopiao,
erguchenzhouyizhemenkuang,shoulibawanzheneimeizhenzhufaka。yueguangtouguochuanglianfengxizaidishangqiegechuminganjiaojiexian,
jiangliangrendeyingziladehenzhang,xiangliangbaduizhidedao。
“jintianzaijiudian......”“neigefakashi......”liangrentongshikaikouyoutongshibizui。
linxiaomanturanzhuaqichajishangdezhibobuguangdengzaguoqu,dengpaosuiliedeshengyinjingfeichuangwaiyexiao:“guchenzhou!
niduizhejingtouchipaomiandeshihou,zhibuzhidaonidemaibahezhengtingzaibandaojiudian?
”guchenzhoubikaifeijiandebolicha,congkoudailitaochushoujidiaochujiankongjietu。huamianli,
linxiaomandaizhebangqiumaozoujinshechipindian,
huaizhongbaozhedegouwudailuchuxiangnaiershuangcbiaozhi:“neinizaizhibojiankuqiongdeshihou,
zenmebushuoshuogangshuabaoheikamaileershiwande**kuan?”zhengchaoshengjingxinglegebilinju,
chuiqiangshenghunzhejiaomashengchuantoubobodegeduanqiang。linxiaomanturanxiaoqilai,
xiaoshenglidaizhekuqiang:“womenkezhenshitianshengyiduipianzi。”tachekaiyiling,
luchusuoguchuweixieganjingdegaojizhexiagao:“nikan,liankuxidoushijiade。
”guchenzhoudemuguangluozaitafanhongdeyankuangshang,turanxiangqichucijianmianshi,
tazaijietoujiuzhuliulangmaoshizhenshideleiguang。houtouyongshangkuse,tachesonglingdai,
dingzhichenshandezhensiniukouzaizhengchaozhongbengluoliangke:“suoyixianzaizenmeban?jixuzhuangxiaqu,haishisipolian?
”chuangwaibaoyuzhouzhi,yudianzazaikongdiaowaijishangfachugudianbandeshengxiang。linxiaomanchijiaocaiguomandibolicha,
shenshouguandiaozhibobuguangdeng。heianzhong,liangrendehuxishengzhujianjiaochan,xiangjiuchanbuqingdetengman。
tamodaotaxizhuangneidailidepaimaihuiqingjian,zhijianfuguotangjinziti:“xiazhouwudegudongzhubaopaimaihui,
yaoyiqiqu‘kuqiong’ma?”guchenzhoukouzhutadaizhezuanjiedeshou,
jiangzhenzhufakabiehuitafajian:“buruwomenhuangewanfa——huxiangchaitai?”taditouyaozhutaerchui,
shengyinlidaizheweixiandexiaoyi:“wodaoyaokankan,meizhuangjie‘pinminkunvhai’hejinrongquan‘dagongzi’,
sheixianchengbuxiaqu。”yushengjianxieshi,liangrenzaimandilangjiezhongwendejilie。linxiaomanchediaotadejialingdai,
guchenzhousisuitadepodongniuziku,lianjiadeshuangrenchuangshang,huangyanyuzhenxiangjiuchanchengchiredewang。
chuangtoudeshoujibuduandanchuxinxiaoxi,linxiaomandezhibojianyongrudapiheifenzhiyizuoxiu,
erguchenzhoudegupiaozhanghuyinweixiaodaoxiaoxijuliezhendang。chenguangzaicisaluoshi,
linxiaomanduizhejingtoujuqibianlidianfantuan:“jiemeimen,
jintianyoushichitudeyitian......”danmulituranzhakai:“pianzi!yourenpaidaonizaibandaojiudian!
”taduizhejingtouwuguzhayan,
zhijianwuyishimosuozhezangzaixiuzhongdezhenzhufaka:“neiyidingshiwodeshuangbaotaijiemei。”yucitongshi,
guchenzhouzaigongsiqunlibaoyuanjiaban:“liandacheqiandoukuaifubuqile。
”quezaisiliaolijilinxiaomanfaxiaoxi:“wanshangpaimaihui,wozhunbeilejingxi。
”tawangxiangluodichuangwaidechengshitianjixian,zuijiaogouqishizaibidedehudu。zheichanghuangyanyouxi,caiganggangkaishi。
disanzhang:jiliejiaofengshuijingdiaodengzaidalishidimiantouxiaxisuiguangban,
linxiaomanzuanzheliujinyaoqinghanchuanguoxuanzhuanmenshi,xiangnaiergaodingqunbaisaoguodimian,jingqiyipiandihu。
takeyijianglianjiafanbubaokuazaibeiwan,duizheyingbin**luchuqieshengshengdexiao:“woshipinpaihezuobozhu,
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