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“nihuijiajiuzijihuijia,wokebugennihuiquneigeniaodoubulashidedifang。heng~”
zhishiyijuhua,jiangtianjiumingbaile,yuanlaishangguanwanershiyinweizheigeshengqi,ertashuowanzhihou,jiuzhijiejuejuedadadehuilewoshi,zaikongzhongliuxiayimoyuxiang。
“kanjiannijiufan,gunyibiandaizhequ。”
liuxiaoxiaoyeshiyijuhua,shuowanjiuzoule,liuxiajiangtianzhanzaineili,yiliandemune。
zheishideketing,zhiyousigerenle,shangguanwenyuanheshangguanyuheshangguanqinger,haiyoujiushijiangtian。
“yitiandaowande,jiuhuijijiarendiurenxianyan,chulezheigenishenmedoubuhui!”
shangguanqingeryijuhua,yebaolulezijidezhuangtai,hengdengyiyanjiangtian,yezoule,shangguanyuzelenglengdexiaolexiao,zoudaojiangtianshenbian,dalianglejiyan,yanzhongmanshichaofeng:“jiangtianhejiangdidequbiehendade,nishuoni,buruta,hehe~”
zheijuhua,shuobaile,jiushishuojiangtianhaiburuyitiaogou,suiranmeineimezhibai,danshishaziyenengtingdechulai。
jiangtianziranhenshengqi,congmeishouguozheiyangdewuru,yijiawukouren,sigerenduitazheiyang,shengxiayigehaigentatongmingxianglian,xiangxiangzheixie,haizhenshirangrenyizhenzhenbeitan。
“xiaotiana,tamenjiuneiyang,bieshengqia。”
ketingli,jiushengxialeshangguanwenyuanhejiangtianliangren,qifenyouxieganga,tajiuhuanhedeshuoleyiju,jiangtianmomodiandiantou,yanleihanzaiyankuangli,meiyoudiaoxialai。
yiniandeshijian,takanqinglezheijiarendebenzhi,zaozhidaozheiyang,dangzheigeshangmennvxuganma?
jiusuanshibujiehun,yigeyuezhuangejiqiankuai,zijiyanghuoziji,yebuyongshouzheifenqia?xianzaizijizheiyang,tugeshenme?
zaihaodepiqi,yejingbuzhuzheiyangzhemo,suoyizaijiangtiandexinli,yijingkaishiyouxiedikangle。
tazhiqianjuede,dajiadoushiyijiaren,haibuzenmeshuxi,manmandekenengjiuhuihaole,kexianzaitazhidaole,zijizheimexiangjiushiduoyude。
baokuoshangguanwenyuanneibiandeqinqi,haiyouliuxiaoxiaoneibiandeqinqi,lianghuorendoushiyiyang,doushiyifufushiliyan,zhiyaozijimeiqian,tamenjiuhuiyizhizheiyang,gouyankanrendi!
“嗯,我没生气。”
jiangtianhuranxiemeidexiaolexiao,ranhoujiuqulexishujian,shangguanwenyuanchajuechuyisibuzhengchang,danshihaibuzhidaozenmeshuo,takandaochulai,gangcaijiangtiandeyanshen,genpingshihenbuyiyang。
chuyi,yizhayanjiuguoqule,chuerdezaochen,jiangtianhenzaoqilaile,jintianyaohuijia,huochejiudianbanchufa,tazuohaozaocanzhihou,jiushoushileyigebeibao,limianmeishenme,zhishiyixiehuanxideyifu。
tameichi,zuohaoshoushihao,jiuchulejiamen,yemeigensheidazhaohu,tazhidao,zijilikaiduitamenlaishuo,doushihaoshi,tamenbabudezijizouni,zenmehuishebude?
chulejiamen,jiangtianshanglechegongjiaoche,xianzaishiliudiansishiwu,badianduojiunengdaochezhan,erhuijiayemeimaishenme,tadaileyiqiankuaiqian,suanshixiaojingjibamade。
erzheigemama,haishijiangtiandehouma,taqinshengmamaxianzaibuzhiquxiang,zaitasansuideshihou,jiugenjiangtianbabalihunle,jutiyuanyinbuxiang,buguojiangtianyougedidi,bitaxiaosansui,zheimeyituili,haoxianghenduoshiqingjiubuyaneryule。
badianershideshihou,jiangtiandaolechezhan,xianzaishijianhaizao,tajiuquleyibiandexiaochitan,zheilibushaomaizaodiande,tayouxieele,jiumailelianggechayedan。
sheizhidao,fuzhangdeshihou,jiangtianquewuyule,lianggechayedan,juranyaoshikuaiqian!
shazidouzhidao,chayedanyikuaiyige,zuiguiyejiusankuaiqianliangge,neihaideshijidanhenguideshihou,xianzaijidanshikuaiqiansanjin,talianggejiuyaoshikuaiqian,zenmebuquqiangjieni,neiyanglaiqianduokuai?
“neiwobuyaole,taiguile。”
jiangtianfangxiachayedan,neilaobanniangquebuleyile,shuaixialeshoulilaojidandexiaoloushao,jiuzazahuhuqilai:“buyao?niyiweizheishinijia?shikuaiqian,malide,buranjintianbiexiangzou!”
zheitaidu,haizhenbushiyibandeqiangheng,ershikuaiqiansuiranbuduo,danhuadewonanga,jiangtianyebuzhidaole,zaijiangdou,zenmehuiyouzheizhongdifang,tainimakengdiele。
“jiubuji,ninengzenmedi?nandaohaimeiyouwangfale?”
yaoshiyibanqingkuangxia,jiangtianjiujile,keshizheijitianjieerliansandebeiqifu,suoyijiubuganle。
tazhanzaineili,jidanfanglexialai,erlaobanniangqueyinlengyixiao,kanlekanshenhou:“laodalaoer,yougexiaozibuzhihaodai,rangtajianshijianshinimendelihai!”
neiliangren,yigeyimibaduo,yigejinyimijiu,jieshoudaozhilinghou,jiuchaozhejiangtianzouleguolai,genbenbufeihua,kanzheiyisishizhunbeidongshou。
十块钱,至于嘛?
jiangtianzhengzaixiangzhedeshihou,laobanniangpaoxiaoqilai:“shang,rangtazhidaozhidaozanmendelihai!”
yishengpaoxiao,yinlailebushaoren,huochezhanzheizhongdifang,haishiyouhenduorende,dangran,yeyoujingcha,suoyijiangtianyebudanxin,chaozhehoumiantuilejibu,neilianggehanhanzemengdizhuileguolai。
“啊!”
“干他!”
liangrenyirenyizui,jiubenzhejiangtianqule,yigeshuangshouchengquan,yigebufalingli,kanyangziliangrenshilianguo,zhishiweileshikuaiqian,youdianxiaotidazuole,danjiangtianhaoxiangyemingbaile,zheibushiqiandeshi,ershimianzideshiqing。
buguo,jiangtianyemeihaipa,zhiqiantashenmedoubuhui,xianzaiquebuyiyangle,budandongdelejiurenyuweinanzhizhongdeshengsijue,jiulianshenshouyegenchangrendayoubutongle。
tameijupa,kanzheliangrenchonglai,yigeceshen,zhijieduoguoletamendezhuiji,ranhoudanshouchengzhang,zaikongzhongzuoyouweiweiyaobaileyixia,haosidataijiyiban,jinjiezhe,jiuchaozheqizhongyirendehoubeipailequ。
xianzaidejiangtian,buzhidaozijidelidao,suoyimeiyoukongzhihao,yizhangdachuquhou,jiukanneirenzhijietangzailedishang,kouzhongtuchubushaoxianxue,quezaiyezhanbuqilaile。
neirendaoxia,lingwaiyirenyouxiezhenjing,bijingjiangtiankanqilaijiushigexiaozaizi,zenmehuiyourucilidao,neilaobanniangyelengzhule,zhouweirenyeshifenfenzashe。
benlaidajiadouweijiangtiannieleyibahan,haiyourenjuedehaohanbuchiyanqiankui,shikuaiqianjitajiudele,quedoumeixiangdao,jingranshizheiyangyigejieguo。
“nainaide,nixiaozikeyia,haihuiliangxiazi,hao,wojiurangnikankanshenmejiaotianwaiyoutianrenwaiyouren!”
neilaobanniangyebuhaipa,zhuantoukanxiangliwu,sihouqilai:“laosan!yourenzachangzile,chulaijiwohaohaoshoushishoushita!”
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