《zuiqiangzhijunhuoshangren》jiangshulezhujiaotangdaoaosibenzhijiandegushi，xiaoshuoqingjiejingmiaojuelun，kourenxinxian，zhideyikan。woruojingxiaxinlai，shijiedouyaofushouchengchen！！meiyigerendoushitazhuanqiandegongju。zhanzhengzhiwangshirenmenduitadechenghu。dantagengyuanyirenjiachenghutaweishangren，yigeyinlingtezhongshengyipanshangdianfengdeqishou！“wozheibeizizuoguozuiyouyiyideshiqingjiushi，jiangluoke.madinglaxiashentan！”—《shijierenwuzhoukan》。...
“a？”tangdaojinghusheng，shouyisong，shouqiangdiaozaidishang，lianseyoudiancangbai，shoubeiyoudianfadou，yanjingmoranzhengdahou，tianletianshunjianganhedezuichun，“gang…gangcaishishenme？”
duiweizhidekongjuganrangtachadiansatuijiupao，danbijingshizhongshengguolaideren，rendounenghuoliangshi，haiyoushenmebukeneng？
tangdaosihuzaiziwocuimian，guolehui，zhanzhanjingjingdejianqizuolun，neiziliaokuangyoudanlechulai，yanqianyixunipingmu，shangmianbiaozhulehenduo，biruwuqipinlei、jiageshangxian、haiyouxinwuqiduihuandeng。
“zhei…zheishishenme？”tangdaoshenchushouxiangyaochumoyixia，danchuantoulepingmu。
【mubiaoxinxijieshou，shijiegejusaomiaotonghua，querentonghuawancheng，xitongqidong，dingyizuigaoji…】yidaozhongxinghuadedianzihechengshengyinzainaohaizhongxiangche，zhouranjian，tangdaoganjuenaodaiyaozhadiaoyiyang，wushuxinxizuanlejinlai，tengdetabaotou，mianmuzhengning。
……
dangtangdaozaicizhengkaiyanshi，beihouyipianshilulu，lenghandoutengchulaile，huanglexianaozi，jianglitoudexinxilvyilv。
shilaifenzhonghou，tangdaozhenggerenxingfendaofadou！
世界核平！
jiandanlijiezheishilaiziyigeyizhanzhengweizhudegaoweiwenmingdekejichanwu，wuqigengxinhuandaixunsu，weilixiaoguoyuanchaorenlei，zaiyaoyuandeyuzhoudabaozhashidai，shijiehepingjiudieluozaizheigeshijie，bingqiechixudaojintou，zhidaobianchengzhihuishengming，xunzhaoshihedesuzhu。
ertangdaoshitaxuanzededi78gedidengjishengming，zuizhongchenggongle，zhiyushibaide，yinggaitoutaichenggongle。
“世界核平。”
tangdaodengzheyan，yanshenlihaidaizhebuganzhixin，danxiayimiao，tajiuyishidaozijiyoulegaibianzheigeshijiedenengli。
liangjiuhou，tacailengjingxialai，mochuchuangtoujudeyibaowanbaolu，zheikeshishijieshangzuichangxiaodexiangyanpinpaizhiyi，pingshihaibushedechou，chaifenkai，xiulexianigudingdeweidao，diaoqiyigen，dahuojipadayixiang，zhouzhemei，shenshenchuoleyikou，zaikouqianglizuanlequanhou，tuchulai，shengyinyoudiansiya。
“laozihaoxiangyaoniuxle。”
luokexidemading(lmt.n)、boyin(ba.n)、baesystems(baes.l)、leishen(rtn.n)，xiangxiangyixia，ruguohezheixiejungongxingyedejuwubabaibaishouwan，neihuishigeshenmeyangdeguangjing。
buguo，yizhentishiyin，jiangtalalehuilai。
【yijizhuxianrenwu：fanmaiyanjingshezhuanlunshouqiang（chaochudangdishichangjiage）。jiangli.guyuanliangming（suijichouqu），shibai，meishousuoyoucaichan！】
tangdaoshenxikouqi，bayandiyazaikuangquanshuipingzuodeyanhuigangli，sihaomeileshuiyi，chuanzhetiaodakuchazi，zhanzaichuangkou，renpinglengfengchui，rangzijilengjingdian。
shenyedekangweijie，niaobulashi，zheilipianlishizhongxin，zuoweihuayijujiquzhiyi，zheilishenzhibeibairenguanshang：“thegarbage！”，shunzheyaoyedeyedeng，nengkandaojimingyaoyaohuanghuangdejiuguizhengchengzheqiangmengtu，turanqizhongyirenxiangshifalefengyiyang，taiqijiaojiumengchuaileyijiaopangbiandelajitong，zuilibiaozhezanghua。
tangdaowaizhetou，nengtingdaoyinyue。
“beiduonajiedeneibang**，qianglewomende……yaokan…weiyu。”
“lute，womenmeibanfa，tamenyoujiahuo。”pangbianyishuzhezhongfengtoudeheirenxiaohuozikaikouwunai，yaobushitazhangkailezui，tangdaohaizhendefaxianbulezheiliyougeren。
“neiwomenyemaiwuqi！**neibang**。”xingxushihedale，lutetingdaozheihua，jiujingshangtou，nuhanleyisheng。
咣当。
tangdaobalaomuchuangguanshang，shunshoushanglesuo，zuilinianleliangjumingzi，“lute…”
tawendaolemaijiadeweidao。
dantabijiaolixing，nandaoyaochongxiaquzhuazhuduifangwen，hei，huoji，yaohuoma？neikendingyaobeidangcheng“theduck”daidaoxiaoxiangziliqu。
这件事得慢慢来。
tangdaokanlexiaguazaiqiangshangdelaoshiguazhong，lingchensandian，dengmingtianzhaogerenhaohaowenwen，xianzai…shuijue。
nulirangzijibizheyan，danheianzhonghenmingxiannengtingdaoyizhenzhenqiangyoulidexintiaoshengshifenjidong。
…
“tang，kaimen，nideniunai。”yizhenculudezamenshengshunjianbahunhuneedetangdaojizaxingle，xiangshidanhuangyiyangjinbengzuozhi，dengzheyan，huxijicu，huanlejimiaohou，shentijiroucairuanxialai，molebaetoulenghan，xiankaibeizi，chuanzherenzituojiuqukaimen。
吱…
mumenhaiyoudianshenglie，daizhedianshengxiang。
menwaizhanzhegechuanzhexiaomajiadeqingniannanzi，yitoujuanfa，shencaishouruo，beizhegexiangzi，shenbianhaizuozhetiaojinmao，shenchushetoudakouchuanqi。
“zaoshanghao，kante，haojiubujian，kan。”tangdaomolemojinmaogoutou，houzhemizheyan，henxiangshoudecengleceng。
kantecongxiangzilinachuliangpingniunai，dijita，kanlexiatangdao，chiyidao，“huoji，wotingshuonizuotianyudaoqiangzhanle？shangdibaoyou，nimeishijiuxing。”
tangdaoyizheng，jinjiezhekuxiaodiantou，xiangbudaozheixiaoxichuandeneimekuai，“meishi，neibangrenxiangshiheibangchousha，woduodekuai。”
kantexinyouganshoudediandiantou，“huashadebangpaidouzhengtaixiongle，neibangjingchaxianshengmendoukuaimangfengle，wotingshuo，conggebidihuanayouyibangdufanpaoguolai，nikeyaoxiaoxinyixie。”
tashuowanjiupailepaitangdaojianbang，zhunbeilikai，gangyizhuanshen，jiubeihouzhejilazhule，yihuodekanzheduifang，chayidao，“haiyoushenmeshima？”
“nizhidaowomenzheiyouneigejiaolutedema？”tangdaowen，shengpaduifangrencuoren，youshuo，“jiushipangbiangenzhegeheiren。”
黑人？
鲁特？
kantezhouzhemeixianglexia，dalegexiangzhi，“nishuodeshikangweijiekouneigefuerdai？”
富二代？
qiaojiantangdaomengbideyangzi，kantesuikoushuo，“tafuqinzaikangweijiejingyingyijiacanguan，shengyibucuo。”huafengyizhuan，“buguotajiubuzenmeyangle，chihepiaodu，tacengjingnazheyiwanziluotipaodaomoxigebianjingxianshangquherenjiadubo，chulaoqian，chadianshoubeikanle，haibeirenbangjia，hualeshiwanziluoticaishuhuilaide，dianxingdebaijiazi。”
开餐馆那么有钱吗？
法克！
tangdaoyaoleyaotoubaxinlizanianjiganzou，mangwen，“neinizhidaoneiheirenjiaoshenmema？zainalinengpengdaota？”
“neigejiaohuoer，zaiqianmiandechaoshidangguangong。”
“feichangganxie，kante，xiaciqingniquhejiu。”tangdaodedaozijixiangyaodedaanhou，lianshangyixiaoshuo。
“ok，woxianqusongniunaile，fake，kuaishidianle，yaobeikouqianle。”kantedaleshoushihou，kanlexiashoubiaojiujicongcongqianzhegouzoule。
tangdaocongbingxianglizhaolegekuaiyaoguoqidesanmingzhi，suibianyaoleliangkou，youyulexiajisimisidalegedianhua，mafantachayiluteyoumeiyouandi，simisixianranzhidaolute，dianhualijiugaosuta，zheishigewentishaonian，zaijingchajulidingdingyouming，rangtangdaobuyaogentayourenhejiaoji。tangdaosuikouyingleliangjuhou，jiugualedianhua，chuanshangyifubayanjingsheshouqiangsaijindouli，jiuchulemen，zheiyilushangdouyoushurendazhaohu，laoyibeizehenguanxindewenzuotianfashengdeshiqing，aishengtanqishuo，zuijinzhianbuxing。
zicongtayeyejiukaishilaihuasha，zusunsandaizaizheizhulejiejinsanshinian，genlinjuguanxiyebucuo，tangdaoxiaozhehuilejijuhou，chaozhehuoerdagongdechaoshizouqu。
zheijiachaoshijiao：“xingqiba”。
bolanshifenzhieryoujiaozheimingzidechaoshi，landajiele。
tangdaoxunwenlejigegongzuorenyuanhou，shunlizhaodaolehuoer，zhishizheijiahuo…zhengzaitoudongxi？！
tazuoshounazhegenqiaokelisaijinzuili，ranhouxiaoxinyiyidejiangjihebiyuntaosaijinzijideyifuli，zheicaozuo，kandetangdaokuxiaobude，dengduifanglashanglalianhou，caikaikou，“hei，huoji。”
“啊！”
huoerheleyidatiao，xiangshizhizhizhuyiyangtiezaihuojushang，jingkongzhengdayan，tunlekoutuomo，huxicuzhong，dangkanqingshigeyayihou，juzhequantou，“ganshenme，gunkai！”
“fangxin，wokebushijingcha，wozhaoni，shixianghenizuoyibishengyi。”tangdaotankaishou，shuqigeshouzhang，“zuiqimaninengzhuan100meiyuan。”
huoeryuanbenzuilidezanghuashunjianyanlehuiqu，yanjinglimaozhe：“$$”。calexiazuijiaokoushui，taidubiandereqing，“shenmeshengyi？”
“daiwoqujianlute，shihou，wojiniyizhangfulankelin。”
“nizhaotazuoshenme？”huoerningzhemeiwen。
tangdaoyaoyaotou，“nizhiyaodaiwoqujiuxing，100meiyuanzugounichidunhaodele。”
zheiranghuoerhenjiujie，suirantagenlutehun，neijiahuoshiyouqian，dantataikoumenle！jiguohuoerzuidayibihaishi20meijin，fake…zibenjiadehaizidoushineimexiaoqima？
huoerjialihaiyousangemeimei，jiashangfumu，100meijinkeyirangtamenshenghuobangeyuele。
“woxuyaodingjin，xiansheng。”huoeryaozheyahou，kaikou。
tangdaolianshangyisai，zijihunshenjiaqilaidoumeiduoshaoqian，zenmeji？danzheizhuangdezhuanggehenyansudeyangzi，zhouqimeitou，baozheshou，“baoqian，wobuxiangxinheiren，wopaninazhewodeqianpaole。”
“neiwozenmenengxiangxinni？”huoerliansenankan。
“woshikangweijiedehaizi。”tangdaozheijuhuaranghuoershunjianwuhuakeshuo。
paodeleheshang，paobulemiao。
“xing，wodainiqu，buguoniyaoshipianwo，nijiudengsiba。”huoerfenfendao，zhaodaofuzerenqinglebantianjia，daizhetangdaojiulaidaokangweijiekoudeyichuxiyuzhongxin。
“tashigexiaoshiyouwugexiaoshizaizheili。”huoermaishangtaijie，suikoushuo。
tangdaomianseguaiyi，zhei…jiahuoneimeqiangdama？
“lutezainali？”huoerqiaozhejutaimen，houmianchuanzheshuishoufudeyimingzhongnianfunvzhilezhilimian，“206.”
heirendiandiantou，chaozhetangdaogoulegoushouzhi，shiyitagenshang，zhanzai206waimian，nengtingdaolimianxiangqizaluandeshengyin，houzhewen，“womenyaobuyaodenghuijinqu？”
huoerfanlegebaiyan，tuikaimen，tangdaogenzaihoumian，jiukandaolimianzuozhesansigeren，zhengweizhe…daqiaopai？
“hei！huoer，nilaile，kuailaibangwo，gaiside，tamenyinglewo200ziluotile。”zuozaizhongjiandeyayinanzijuqishou。
“lute，woyougepengyouzhaoni，xiangyao…gennizuogeshengyi。”
哦？
nanzizheicaikandaozhanzaihoumiandetangdao，yileng，zhishichayiyeshigeyayi。
dankangweijieyayitaiduole，dajiabuyidingrenshi，tayonglandecongguopanlinaqigeputaosaijinzuili，qiaozheerlangtui，“nizhaowoshenmeshengyi？”
“zheilirentaiduo，wodeshengyi…bunengjianguang。”tangdaosongsongjian。
不能见光的生意？
zhuozishangdejigerenliansedouguaiyiqilai，xpin？nanzifuwu？
“keke，lute，wopengyouyouhaoshizhaoni。”huoerbapengyoulianggeziqiangdiaoyixia，rangduifangjizijigemianzi。
kanzaishangdi…bu，kanzai100meijinfenshang，zijiyedejiabajing。
“nimenxianchuquba，wohenhaoqizheiweixianshengjiwodailaishenme。”lutehuihuishou，qitazhinengwunaidezhuaqizhuozishangdeziluotizouchuqu，luguotangdaoshenbianshi，yanshenhenbushan，bijing，zheijiahuobuchuangjinlai，tamennengcongnei**shouli“pian”daogengduodeqian。
huoeryechuqu，shunshiguanshangmen。
“nixianzaikeyishuoleba。”
啪！
yigedajiahuozazaizhuozishang，heleluteyitiao，kanqingchuhou，lianseyibian，wangshafabianshangyinuo，jinghendanxiaodechadianjianjiaoqilai。
“yanjingshezhuanlunshouqiang，700meiyuanmaijini，haiyouwufazidan。”tangdaoshizidakaikou，pailepaikoudai，litouxiangqijinshupengzhuangdeshengyin。
卖武器？
lutekanzheneilaoshidezhuanlunshouqiang，zhalejixiayanhou，babaozhenjituikai，dunangyiju，“nikehesiwole。”tashenshoumolemoshouqiang，baoyangdefeichangbucuo，tawanguoqiang，danzheizhong80niandaishengchandezhuanlun…kechabuduotaotaile。
“nizaiqiaozhama？700meiyuan？wodounengmaiyig41zidongbuqiangle，nidangwoshichunhuoma？”
tangdaoshentiweiweihouyi，duokaikoushui，yaotou，“nimaibudaode，nihaimeiyou21zhousui，meiyouchiqiangzheng，qiangdiankebumaijini，erqie…nihaoxiangzaijingchajuyouliudang，kongpagengpibuxialai。”
“neiwokeyizhaoqitarenmai。”luteqidao。danshuowan，tayejuedezheihuahen**，sheihuimaijita？chiqiangzhengshangmianruguobufuhe，neikeshiyaozuolaode，bolanfalvkeshiyanmingdehen，dierxianfayeshixuduorentucaodedifang，zheikebunengnanaoqiaoquza。
“700meiyuantaiguile…”
“wonengbaozhengwodewuqimeiyourenhejilu，zheigejiagebingbugui，xiansheng。”tangdaozhuaqidoulidezidan，“wotingshuonizuotianzaiqitajiechikuile，woxiang，ruguoniyouzheijiahuo，sheidoubuganreni。”
鲁特眼睛一亮。
cai17suideshaonian，haizaineizhongzhongerdelushang，xiwangzijinenggouzhuangx，danzuotianbeirenjidachengshaxle，zheikouqiyanbuxiaqu。
tangdaoguhuonenglibucuo，zhiyuhoumianhuibuhuifashengmingan…
关自己屁事？
自己只要兹罗提！
qiongguo，caimingbaiqiandezhongyao，neixiequanbierenbuyaobaqiankandetaizhongdewufeijiushijialiyoukuang，huozhetabenshenjiushigeqiongren，jizijidewunengzhaojiekoueryi。
“wokoudailizhiyou600meiyuan…”lutebaqiannachulaishuo。
“chengjiao！”tangdaoyibaduoguolai，bazidanfangzaizhuozishang，lianshangyixiao，“hezuoyukuai。”
jieguoqian，naozilijiuxiangqizhongxingyin。
【yijizhuxianrenwu：fanmaiyanjingshezhuanlunshouqiang（chaochudangdishichangjiage）（wanchengjihao），jianglishifoufafang？】
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