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zhongnianrenpaodaojinqian，diantouhayaodao：“zhangshao，ganmafazheimedapiqi，xianxiaoxiaoqi，wolaichuli。”
shuozhe，tazhuanxianglefuwuxiaojie，yilianyansudao：“daodizenmehuishi，nizenmeredaozhangshaode？”
houzhehehuaile，suozhebozi，weiweinuonuodao：“chenjingli，womentiqianjieleweixiuyewu，zhangshaoxiangyaochadui，wo......”
“chageduizenmele，zhangshaodeyaoqiuhenguofenma？”
chenjinglichongzhetayizhendahou：“wokannijiubushiheganzheige，caishangbanjitianjiujiwotonglouzi，buzhangyan？”
fuwuxiaojieyanquantonghong，qiangrenzheleishuidaoqian：“duibuqi，wozhendebuzhidaozheishizhangshao，woyihouzaiyebuhuile。”
“feiwudongxi！”chenjinglihengleyisheng，zhuantoubianhuanleyizhangxiaolian：“zhangshao，ninkan？”
zhangweikandaoduifangzheimejimianzi，xinliyuefadeyi。
tamuguangxieshiheshengnan，yibaishoudao：“zheigefuwuyuanwokanzhebushuang，kaileba。”
“meiwenti！”chenjinglilianliandiantou，suihouzhizhefuwuxiaojiedao：“hailengzheganma，ganjingundan，kandaonijiufan。”
“zhangshao，wozhidaocuole，qiuqiunijiwogejihuiba，woganglaizheigechengshi，zhixiangtaogeshenghuo。”
fuwuxiaojietingdaoyaobeikaichu，juewangdekuhanqilai。keshimeiyourenhuizaihu，jinjinzhiyouchenjinglineigengjiayanedemuguang。
zhangweidaoshiyilianwusuowei，jiangyaochidijichenjinglidao：“wozhejiyongche，xiananpairenjiwodechezuogebaoyang。”
“meiwenti，mashanganpai。”
chenjingligongjingdejieguocheyaochi，zhuanshenbianzou。
heshengnanjianzhuang，jimangjiaozhutadao：“nishijinglishiba？zheizuoshengyiyejiangjiuxianlaihoudaoba，erqiezheiguniangfanshenmeshile，nijiuyaokaichuta？”
“zheiweixiaojie，ninsihumeigaoqingchuzhuangkuangba？”
chenjinglimeitouyitiao，lengxiaodao：“womengongsikaibukairen，gennimeiguanxi。lingwaizhangshaokeshiwomenlaobandezhizi，zijiadianzuogebaoyang，haixuyaogenkerenyiyangpaiduima？”
“suoyinimenjiushizheiyangzuoshengyide，renrenweiqin？”
“niyaozheimexiang，woyemeiyijian。”
chenjingliyouzhangweichengyao，yebuzaihushenmefuwuzhishang，shuohuaxiangdangdechong。
heshengnanqidezuanjinlequantou，zhijietaochushoujidao：“nixinbuxinwoxianzaijiudagongshangjudedianhuatousu？”
zheihuayichu，chenjinglidelianseyekualexialai。
dezuiyigekehubingbukepa，ruoshibeitongchuqudehua，shizheijiadiandemingyushousun，daoshihoutakedanbuzhule。
zhengdangtasisuogairuheyingduidaoshihou，zhangweiqiangxiankaikoule：“heshengnan，nikeyia，weileyigenanren，genwogangshangle？”
“nishenmeyisi？”heshengnanlianseyibian。
“meishenmeyisi，nidechehaohaodetingzaiwaitou，xiudeshineijiahuodepocheba？”zhangweimuguangzhuanxianglinnuo：“heng，kuiwoyiqianhaibanidanggezhengjingnvren，xianzaikanlai，nibuguoyejiushiyiliangpoche。”
tongyangdeziyan，fangzaibutongdeweizhi，yisijieranbutong。
heshengnanqiji，dangjitaishouyibazhangdaleguoqu。
keshidangtadeshoujuqi，shangweiluoxiadeshihou，shouwanjiubeizhangweijizhuazhule。
houzheshenshenxileyikouqidao：“suiranshipoche，jiyoudeweidaohaishibucuode。”
heshengnanchitong，jiashangduifangruciweisuodezuopai，dangjizhengzhaqilai：“zhangwei，nijiwofangkai！”
“wojiubufang，ninengbawozenmeyang？”
“ruguonizaibufangkai，yihounijiumeiyouzheizhiyoushoule。”
jiuzaizhangweizhunbeikaojinheshengnandeshihou，linnuobinglengdeshengyinhuanhuanxiangqi。
tacongxiuxideshafashangzhanqilai，manmanzoushangqian，shuangyanzhongdehanyi，cuncunshifang。
zhangweilengzhule，tazhiqiangenbenmeiyoubalinnuofangzaiyanli，keshixianzaizheizhongbinglengdeganjue，rangtaxinshengqieyi。
tatunletunkoushui，yuqicongzhiqiandedeyi，zhuanchenglejiebadao：“nixiangganshenme，zheikeshiwodedipan，nibieluanlai。”
“你的地盘么？”
linnuolengxiao，suihoushenziyidong，bianshiyizhensixinliefeidecanjiaoshengchuanlechulai。
zhijianzhangweideshenziyijingfeilechuqu，neitiaoyoushouruandadadechuizaiyipang，yijingfeile。
“ni，niganggangzuoleshenme？”
heshengnanzhengzhengdekanzhezijijuzaibankongdeshou，taganggangzhishijuedeyizhenqingsong，shouwandeshufujiuxiaoshile。
“meishenme，baobiaodebibeishouduan。”
linnuochongtaxiaolexiao，yiliandeqingsong。
“gouzaizi，nijurangandawo......”
zhangweicikeyijingcongjutongzhonghuiguoshenlai，tayongzuoshouzhichengzhezhanqilai，chongzhechenjinglidahoudao：“nihailengzheganma，tazaidawo，haibujiaorennongta？”
houzhejimangdiantou，ranhounachuduijiangji，baxiuligongquanjiaoleguolai。
zheixierenyigegenazhebanshou，qiaogun，zhayanjingjiujianglinnuojiweileqilai。
dengrendaoqizhihou，chenjinglizheicaiyincecedao：“xiaozi，jintianshinizijizhaosi。dalezhangshao，ruoshiburangnizaiyiyuantangjitian，womeifajiaodai。”
heshengnanjianduifangzheimeduoren，xinzhongyizhenhuangluan，“linnuo，zanmenganjinpaoba。”
“pao？nengpaodediaome？”
“neizenmeban，ruoshinishoushangle，wozenmegensuyajiaodai？”
heshengnanchedihuangleshenle，tadayingsuyadetiaojianshibalinnuozhikai，burangtajiuchan。keshixianzairechuzheimedadeshiqing，yijingweibeichuzhongle。
“rangwoshoushang，jiupingtamenhaizhendemeineigezige。”
“zheigeshihoule，ninengbiezhuangleme？”
heshengnankuaikule，nanrenxihuanzhuang13，heshengnanjiandeduole，keshimeixiangdaogegedouzheiyang。
liangrenshuohuazhiji，zhangweimengdinuhouleyisangzi：“jiwoshang，batadesizhiquanjiwofeidiao，laozihuitoujinimenfashiwandehongbao。”
tingdaohongbao，zhongrendunshigendalejixueyiyang，genbenbuzaihuqita，lunzheshoulidejiahuo，chaozhelinnuozaleguolai。
“小心！”
linnuodandanyixiao，suihoushenziyidong，zhijianyidaocanyingshanguo，yanqianyigexiuligongjiufeilechuqu，zhongzhongzhuangzaileqiangshang。
ranertadedongzuorengzaijixu，fangfoshiyoulingyiyang，zairenqunzhongchuancha，meicichushou，biyouyirenshenxingfeichu，zhijieshiquzhandouli。
“niangde，nimenchishidema，zheimeduodoudabuguoyige？”
zhangweijianzheimeduoren，zhayanjianbeilinnuodafeiledaban，zuilikaishikoutufenfang。buguohenkuai，tajiuzhuyidaolepangbiandeheshengnan。
“heng，rangniyingxiongjiumei，laozidebudao，niyebiexiangdedao。”
chaneijian，zhangweifengkuangdechongxiangleheshengnan，shangqiewanhaodezuoshoushunshicongzhuozishangzhuaqiyibashuiguodao，henhencilechuqu。
“啊，不要！”
heshengnanjinghuyisheng，yanzhongdunshibeijingkongsuotianman。
“buyao？laozikukuzhuini，nilianzhengyandoubukanwoyixia，douyaosile，xianzaihaiganjujuewo？”
zhangweishuangyanfahong，youruelangyibanpushanglai。
“zenmele，haohaoderenbudang，xihuandangfenggouma？”
jiuzaishuiguodaojijiangciruheshengnandefubudechanei，yizhishouqingpiaopiaodeshenleguolai，suihouzhongzhishizhiyidan，daorenzhijieduanliebengfei。
zaizhangweineijingedemuguangzhong，linnuoyitaijiao，congtahoubeishanghenhenzaxia，sisicaizailedishang。
“zheimepiaoliangyiguniang，beifenggouyaoleliulebahen，kejiubuhaole。”
linnuoqinghengyisheng，kanxianglepangbiandechenjinglidao：“jixujiaoren，xujiumeireshenle，buguoyin。”
“ni，nidaodishishenmeren？”
chenjingliyebushishazi，linnuodeshenshou，yijingchaohuletadexiangxiang。
xiuligongdeliqidouhenda，bizhixunchangbaoandoulihai。keshiyizhayanquantangxiale，zuikuihuoshoushenzhidoumeichuhan，zheigenbenbushiyibanren。
“woshilaixiuchede。”linnuodehuidajiandanchedi。
“修，马上修！”
chenjinglihenhenyanlekoutuomo，duizhedishangdexiuligongmennuhoudao：“hailengzheganma，ganjinqujizheiweixianshengxiuche。”
zhongrensuirantengdesiquhuolai，quegenbenbugandaiman，zhengzhazhecongdishangpaqilai，nuoxianglexiulichejian。
qitarenshizoule，keshizhangweihaibeilinnuocaizhe。chenjingliyingzhetoupizoushangqiandao：“zheiweixiansheng，zhangshaokeshizhangjiaderen，ninruguozhendebatajifeile，daoshihoumafankebuxiao。deraorenchuqieraoren，fangletaba？zhangjiaerye，keshiweiqiaotieguaiqiaolaobanshide。”
“nidezuileta，bidingmeigehaoxiachang”
qiaotieguai？linnuozuijiaoyiyang。
“wozuoshiqing，hailunbudaopangrenzhishouhuajiao。”
linnuosuirancongbeijinghuilaile，keshishenshangdebaqirengjiuwufayinzangchedi，bujingyijianhaishihuiliuluchulai。
neizhongweiwoduzundeqishi，rangchenjingliyishijianlianqiuqingdehuayudoubielehuiqu，bugandashengchuqi。
“xiamianzenmehuishi，zenmezheimeluan？”
jiuzaizheigeshihou，erlouhuanhuanzouxialaiyimingzhongnianren。tazhouzhemeitoukanzheyipianlangjiededating，yuqichongmanleliqi：“wojiushangqukailegedianshihui，zenmeyizhayanjiuchengzheiyangle？”
“zhangzong，ninkesuanlaile！”
chenjinglijiantaxialai，calecaetoushangdelenghan，buduandeshiyanse。
“二叔，救我！”
“张伟？”
zhangzongkandaolinnuocaizhezijidezhizi，sanbubingzuoliangbulaidaojinqian，lengshengdao：“xiaohuozi，nizhidaonizaizuoshenmema？”
“xiaohuoziyeshinijiaodema？”
linnuohuanhuanzhuanguotou，zhengshiduifang，yigubinglengdeqixishunjianshifang。
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