《zhongsheng1982，congmaibinggunkaishibaishouqijia》miaohuileyezeyejundeyiduanyishijiemaoxianzhilv。tashenshishenmi，beirenweishimingyundeshouhuzhe。hetanghuoguoqiaomiaodikehualemeigejiaosedexinggehedongji，xiaoshuozhongchongmanlejinzhang、xuanyiheqihuanyuansu。jingcaideqingjiejiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，tansuoneixieyinzangzaiheianbeihoudemimi，doushikanxiangyeze，tazheipaipaishoulideqian，xiaodao：“wozheibiangangganghaosishi，jiashangniliang，jinwanzanyigongmaichu113.4kuai，baoquchengben，……。
binggun、shaokaoshengyidoutingle，nandeqingxianyouzaidexiuxilejitian，wanle，jiukaishizhaoqikaifeipinzhandedierlai。xianchengbuda，jiuneijitiaozhujie，meifeiduodagongfu，bianzhaodaoleyichuyezejuedetingheshidedifang。
weizhikaojinzhudao，renlairenwangde，bupianpi，litoushigebuxiaodeyuanluo，kanmianjizenmedeyouliangbaiduogepingfang，kaodongceqiangjiaoneibian，yikehebaocudedayushu，zhifanyemao，shushaoshangniaoerjijizhazha，kanyangyouxieniantoule。
zheimianjizhifangfeipinyinggaizugoule，limianchaoxiangzhengnanshizhujian，xibianceshichufang，dongcehaiyougexiaowoshi，yezesanrendoujinquqiaoleqiao，suanqilaimianjiyedeyouyibaiduogepingfang。
suizhishiyicengdepingfang，gelitouhuorerede，gengezhengluban，danyezekanzhetingmanyide，bucuo。
“zenmeyang，xiaohuozi，zheifangzikeyiba！”fangdongshigekanmoyangdeyousishiduodezhongniannan，mianpangyouhei，yanjingmizhefeng，kanxiangyezedao：“niyaochengxinxiangzu，fangzuwojinizuidayouhui，ruhe？”
yezexiaolexiao，congdoulitaochubaozhonghua，chouchuyigen，dileshangqu，zhongniannanneixiaomiyandunshiyiliang，zhonghuaa！zheikebubianyi。
xiaohehedejieguo，couzaibiqianwenlewen，yemeichou，gankaiyiju，“haoyanna，hehe！”
yezedao：“liulaoban，wonengwenwenzheifangweishabuzigezhu，yaojitazuchuqu？zheidierxianchengzhongxin，chumenjiaotong、maicai、gouwuyefangbian，zhuzhebutinghaode。”
zhongniannanjiangyangeerhou，shuodao：“wochengxineibianhaiyoutaofang，zijiazhuzhe，zheibianyejiukongxialailezuchuquyenengzhenggeqian，shiba，hehe！
niyaozhenxiangzu，ng……meiyue8kuai，shuidianzifu，ruhe？”
meiyue8kuai，yinianyibaikuaibudao，daoshi‘bianyi’dejinna。
yezexiangzhonglezheiweizhi，yemeiguailaiwanqude，zhijiedao：“liulaoban，zujiusuanle，nikaigejia，woxiangmaixialai，buzhinengfou？”
“ni……nixiangmaixialai？”zhongniannanyanjiaochouchulexia，yiliandebuxiangxin。
yezexiaolexiao，“zenme，pawonabuchuqian？kuangni？
nixianshuogejia，wotingting，kanheshibu！”
“e……”，zhongniannanlengleleng，jianmianqianzheixiaonianqingbusikaiwanxiao，ditouchensiyihui，yiyaoyadao：“yiqian！zheifangzihaiyouzhenggeyuanluonidounaqu。”
“一千！”
yezehaimeichushengni，ergeyejunbianxianhanshangle，“zedi，suanle，biemaile，taiguile，zheizaizancunlidounenggaihaojichuangsancengxiaoloule，taizaotaqianle，wokan，haishizu……！”
“ai，xiaoxiongdi！”zhongniannanjidaduandao：“zheinongcungenxianchengnanengbi，nizheiyaomailefang，jiunengluohu，neijiushichenglirenle，buguanshenghuoshang，haishiwanghouhaizishangxuezexiao、chumenshenme，neidoufangbiandehen。”
yejunpiepiezui，meizaiduoshuo，xinlishibudaleyide。
“liulaoban，800！yikoujia！niyaotongyi，zanjiulimabanshouxu！”yezelailegegaiguandinglun，yitadexiangfa，yiqiandejiagenengmaidaoxianchengzhongxin，jinsansibaigepingfangmianjidefangzi，neijianzhijiushitianshangdiaoxianbing，dajingxia！
haiyouyushenme，maiba！jueduibuhuikuide！
“zhei……”，zhongniannanhenhenyelexia，bukequerendao：“xiao……xiaohuozi，ni……nizhenmai？”
yezeyebufeihua，congdouliquchuhouhouyitadatuanjie，zaizhongniannanmianqianhuanglehuang，dao：“liulaoban，niyaotongyizheijia，zanxianzaijiukeyiqufangguanjubanli**shouxu。”
zhongniannanzheixiashizhendejijingchadaole，kanzheyezeshouzhongneihuahualvlvdepiaozi，yanjingliquanshihuore，guaiguai，haizhenshirenbukemaoxiang，haishuibukedouliang。
jiuzheixiaonianqing，genzigejiaerziyechabuleduoshao，kerenjiazheikudoulisuibianyitao，jiushihaojibai，chushoubufanna！
xianqiantazheikaijiayiqian，yejiushihuluanshuolegejiaeryi，xianzaiduifang800！yezaitadejieshoufanwei，bianxinxidao：“xing！xiaohuo……”，huadaoyiban，juedeyouxiebutuo，kaiwanxiao，renjiasuisuibianbiannengtaochuhaojibaidezhu，nengshiyibanren？
yezejianzhuang，xiaozhedao：“liulaoban，woxingye！”
“e……，neige，ye……yelaoban！”zhongniannandiantouyingzhe，“neijiu800，zheiyuanziguinile！”jiezheyoudao：“buguo，neige，jintianhaoxiangbuxing，shilibailiu，fangguanjuyebushangban，dedengxialibaide！”
yezelenglexia，tazheimangdehuntianheidide，daobazheichajiwangle，baishoudao：“wufang，neijiudengxialibaiyide，zanzaibanxiangguanshouxu。buguo，liulaoban，wodeshixiangenninshuohao，zheifangzichanquanyidingbunengyouwenti，buran，wokendingshibuneng……”。
“zheinifangxin，yelaoban！”zhongniannanpaixiongfubaozhengdao：“fangchanzhengshangshiwodebenrendemingzi，meiyourenhezhaiwujiufen。”
“ng，neijiuhao！”yezeyemeizaiduoshuo，shoulidianchushizhangdatuanjie，jiaojiduifang，dao：“liulaoban，zheishidingjinyibai，nixiannazhe，zheifangzizheiliangtianjiubiemaijiqitarenle，xialibaiyi，zanfangchanjumenkoujian，xingba？”
“e……，haode，haode！”zhongniannanmangbudiedediantou，nahuibudaying，jieguoqian，liandouxiaochengleyiduohua，zaitaxianglai，800yitaofangzimaichuqu，kendingshizhuanle。
feipinshougouzhandeweizhigaoding，yezesanrenyebuzaitingliu，genzheiweiliulaobanyuedinghaodangtianjianmianshijian，bianliqu。
“zedi，zheiyetaiguile，neikeshi800！jiuneimejijianxiaopingfang，buzhi，wojuedetaibuzhile！”huiqulushang，ergejiulaotaoqilai，quanzhetabuyaomai。
wangfushengyeshidiantoujuedetaiguile！
yezexiaoxiao，meiduojieshi，jieshiyemeiyong，zongbunengshuo，woshizhongshengrenshi，nengyupanweilai，fangxinmaifangba，zhizhuanbukui，huixinma？
huileyiju，“erge，fushengniliangjiubiequanwole，tingwode，woxinliyoushu！”
……
当天晚上！
yezeshoulilinzheliangpingtequ，kebubianyi，liangkuaiduoyipingni，yiwangdoudeshipin，shuiguotang、mairujing、liangjinsezexianhongdepingguo，waijialiangbaozhonghuayan，zheiyitaoxialai，hualetaersanshikuaiqian，ganshangyigeputonggongrendeyuegongzile。
qiurenbanshi，gaichuxueyedechubushi！
laidaocunzhishujia，jinlemen，zheiyijiazizhengweizhesifangzhuochiwanfanni，cunzhishuyexingye，jiaoyedongsheng，wushiduodenianji，zuoshangfangdeyezhishujianyezeshoushanglinzhededongxi，nengdangzhishu，zishiyouyanlijiande。
jiashangyezezheizhenzidongjingnaodebuxiao，waimiandouchuanzheilaoyejiadeliangxiaozizaixianchengzuodamaimai，zhengledaqianni，keshichuxile。
bugandaiman，qishenreqingzhaohuzhe，“you！xiaoze，jinwanzenmeyoukongguolai？chifanmei？laiyiqihedian？”
yezejiangshoushangdedongxifangdaoyipangdeyizishang，baishouxiaozhedao：“yezhishu，buyong，buyong，wozheijialigangchiwanguolaide。jintiangangcongxianchenghuilai，pengqiaoganshanggongxiaoshedazhe，jiumailexieshipin，zheibuxiangzhezhishupingriliduiwomenjiatingzhaogude，jiujinaxieguolai，hehe！”
zheixiahuayeshizhangzuijiulai，lianbuhongxinbutiaode，buguolaodeyeshiyidianmeimaobing。
daobayezhishujizhengyileng，guaiguai！zheihaishilaoyejianeigemuneshaxiaozima？nanbuchengzheiyanhuishui，biancongmingle？
raoguozhuozi，laidaoyezemianqian，tingbuhaoyisidao：“xiaozea，nizheilaijiulaihaole，maizheixieganma？langfeiqian，woshizhishu，bangcunlibushiyinggaidema！”yanshenqueshipieleyanpangbianyizishangdewupin，yanjiutangguode，doushixihanwu，nongcunkebuchangjian。
yezexiaozhebaishou，“meijigeqian，buzhidang！”
yezhishuzhidaoyezekendingshiyoushizhaota，burannaxurucizheiban，“quwaimianzuozuo！”
“好！”
liangrenchulefangwu，jianleliangbabandengzaiwuyanxiazuolexialai，yezeqingcheshulutaochuhezhonghua，jidishangyigen，yezhishujieguo，dianshang，shenchouleyikou，huanhuantuchu，youxietaozui，qingyaotoudao：“ai，keshiyouxieniantoumeichoule，buguozheijingxiaoledian，hehe！”
yezeshixiao，“zhishu，ninlaopingrilichoudeyandaiguozi，jingnengxiao，genwobayiyang，douxianzuidan！”
yezhishuyouchouleyikou，biandao：“xiaoze，guolaizhaowoshiyoushiba？shuoshuokan，wentibuda，wonengbangmangde，yidingbangmang。”
yezeyemeijiaoqing，bayaozaixianchengkaigefeipinshougouzhandeshiqingjiandanyishuo。
yezhishutingwan，chensiyihui，caidao：“xing！xiaoze，dengnineibiannonghaole，yaobanyingyezhizhaole，wogenniquyitang，daoshitongzhiwoshengjiuxing。”
“zhishu，zheishitaixiexienile！”yezexinzhongjidong，yeyouxiechayi，yuanxiangzherenbuhuitongyi，yaofeifankousheni，bijingzheishikeshidanyoubushaofengxiande。
这就同意了！
youcongdoulitaochuxianqianzhunbeihaodeyitaqian，yibaikuai，dileguoqu，“zhishu，zheinina……！”
“saowoni？nizheihaizi，ganjinnahuiqu！”yezhishumeiyidianyouyu，jituilehuilai，xinzhongqueshijingchabuyi，zheiyichushou，qiaozheishu，zenmedeyoubailaikuaileba，ganshangtazheiyijiazidabanniandeshourule。
“youbushishenmedashi，nizheizhuandianqianyeburongyi，nanengyaozheixieqian。”
“zhishu，zheishibijingduoshaoshiyouxiefeng……”！
“ai，meishide！”yezhishubaibaishou，“wozheiyebushilaohutu，bushuoxianzaishangtoudezhengcefangkuanle，jiushizancunli，bushiyeyoubushaogaozheixiefuyede，neizhanglaotoujiadezaizi，bushiyenonglejitouzhuyangzhe，mingyishangshizancundaduijitisuoyou，dajiadouxinzhiduming，wozheiyejiuzhengzhiyanbizhiyan，nanengyaoniqian，ganjinshouhuiqu。”
yezejianci，yejiubuzaijianchi，jiangqianyouchuaijinledouli，duiyuzheiweiyiwangbuzenmeshuxidezhishu，daoshiyougetingbucuodeyinxiang。
buguban，youtounao，guaibudenengdanggeyicundezhishu，bushimeidaolide。
周一！
十点！
xianfangguanjumenkou，yuanziyuanxiandesuoyouzheliulaoban，shimanmianxiaorong，zuijiaoliededoukuaidaoershangle，“yelaoban，neibianfangzi、yuanluo，libailiutianwodouyijingshoushiganjingle，dongxiyeshouzoule，nimenkeyisuishibanjinqu，zheishifangjiandeyaochi，douzaizheilile，yibabushao。”
yezexiaozhejieguo，“liulaoban，mafanlea！”
“buhui，buhui！”liulaobanlianlianbaishou，“shuoqilai，zheihaidexieyelaobannincaishi，hehe！”
liangrenkeqidehanxuanjiju，zheiweiliulaobanbianxingfendeliqu，zouludoushidaibengdade。
yezezhuanshenbashoulideyaochichuanhefangbenjiaojileerge，“erge，zheininazhe，fangbenhuiqule，zhaogedifangfanghao，kebunengnongdiule。”
yejunshoudoushiyouxiedahuang，jieguoyaochihezheiyibazhangdadexiaofangben，jidongdebuxing，zheihuixinlihaishiyouxiehuanghu，“zhei……zheijiumaixiale？”youxiebuzhenshi。
yipangdewangfushengyeshiqiaodeyanre，xiangzhezijishenmeshihounengyouyitaoxianchengdefangzi。
qishiyitajinliangyuezhengdeqian，liuqibaikuai，zaixianchengzugoumaitaofangzile，dantakemeiyezezheibanyoupoli，juedehaishigecunlitougaigesancengxiaoloulaideshihui。
yezexiaolexiao，“erge，nizheiwanghouneijiushichenglirenle，dengchoukongbahukoujizhuanguolai，zheiyang，yihoudengjiehunyouhaizile，doufangbianxie。”
yejunlianyihong，“zedi，wozheiduixiangdouhaimeiyigeni，nalaihaizi，zaishuole，zheidoushinideqian，fangziyegaishinide。”
yezepailexiaergedejianbang，shuodao：“erge，zanqinxiongdijiubieshuozheile，zheifangchanzhengshangni，xiedeyeshinidemingzi，bamabudouchounidehunshima，zheiyoulefang，chenglechengliren，zheiguniangyehaozhao，kedezhuajin，zhengqujinnianneijiwozhaogesaozilai，hehe！
haiyou，wozheikeshiyaogaokaode，jianglaishangledaxue，doushiquwaimianle，zheifangyezhubushang，nijiuanxinshouzhe。”
jianci，yejunyejiumeizaijiaoqing，yanquandouyouxiehong，zijizheididi，zicongxianqianluoleshuixinglaihou，ganjuebianlegerenyiban，juedetashidi，renjiashigeyiyang，weirenchushidoushiyoutiaoyouli，chenwenyoudu，shizhuxingu。
shuodaogaokao，yezexiangqishenme，wendaowangfusheng，“fusheng，nizhenbuzaishishile？genwoyiqifuduyinian，meizhunyoujihuikaoshanga。”
wangfushengbailebaishou，“yeze，wohaishisuanle，zhenbushidushudeliao，langfeineiqianganma！”
yezeyejiubuzaiquanshuo，wangfushengganzhelvche，yezeliangrenzuohoutou，wangfeipinshougouzhanganqu。
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