《zhongsheng95，shoufucongwacankaishi》shiyibukuayueshikongdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，jiangshulechenjiangsuyudejingxianmaoxianzhilv。chenjiangsuyushigeputongren，danzaiyicitufashijianhou，tafaxianzijinenggouchuanyuebutongdeshidai。zaidabiaogedebixia，chenjiangsuyulijingzhongzhongmonan，mianduizhexieeshilideweixie，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindeyongqiheliliang。kanzhechenjiangneiyiyanjiadeshuizi，suyukuxiaobude，kequeyemeiyouzhuiwen。neizhuozisuiranshimuqinchuanxialaide，kebenshenquebingbushishenmehaoyu，zhiqianye……jiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，chenjinzaizheigelingrenshenwangdeshijiezhong。
第7章
chenjiangfeilehaodadeliqi，caipingfulesuyudeyanlei。
zaofanchenjiangyezuohaole，damifan，tudoudoujiaodunrou，liangjinroutazhiqieleyijin。
shengxiadeyijintazhunbeijidagedasaonaqu，ruguobushidagejieji，tazheijiapashizaojiusanle。
zhangxiongrufu，zheifenrenqingtazaojiuhuanbuqingle，zhinengyouhaochuduojiguadageyixie。
“xiahuihaishiwozuofanba。”suyuchizhewuhuaroupianxiaozhekanxiangchenjiang：“zheihaoroudourangnijizuozaojianle。”
chenjiangbanzheguiliankanxianghuailidexiaoniuniu：“wozuofanqueshibuduo，zheixienianyizhidoushixiaguanzidianwaimai......”
shuodaocichu，chenjiangdeshengyinjiaranerzhi。
gangchuanyuehuilai，tadesiweidaizhe21shijideguanxing，zhiyaobushikeyi，zheixiehuazongshihuituranmaochulai。
erduimiandesuyuzeshimeitouweizhoudekanxiangchenjiang。
“xiaguanziwodong，dianwaimaishishenme？”
“jiushi......duqiandeshihou，rangfandianzuohaolechidejiwomensongqu。”
chenjiangxiaozhejieshidao，kehaimeidengtahuayinluoxia，queshitingdaoledamenwaixiangqileyaohesheng。
“chenjiang！qichuanglehei！！”
“taiyangdoushai**le，damenhaiguanzhea？”
“rangxifuleidexiabuledileba？”
menwailianxuhaojidaojiaohanshengxiangqi，qizhonghaijiazazhejishengjianruidekoushaosheng。
tingdaozheixiehansheng，suyudeshouyiduosuo，ganmangfangxiawankuaijinzhangdekanxiangchenjiang。
“tamenyoulaizhaonile，nibiehetamenqu，zanmenhaohaoguorizixingme......”
suyushenshouchezhechenjiangdeyijin，yuqijinhuaiqiudeshuodao。
chenjiangjiangniuniuxiaoxinderangdaolesuyudehuaili，suihoushenshoupengzhulexifudelianjia。
“wodayingniyihoubuhuidule，jiuyidingzuodao。”
“woxianzaihetamenqushuoqingchu，batamendafazou，nizaiwulihaohaodengzhe。”
chenjiangshuozhe，ditouzaisuyudezuibayongliqinleyixia，suihoudabuzouchulewuzi。
95niandenongcunxiaoyuan，menshimianhuaizhachengdemumen，qiangshileishihuangtudeaiqiang。
yichuwumen，chenjiangbianjiandaolemenwaineijigebuduanbengzhexianglimianzhangwangdeshenying。
“出来了出来了！”
jiandaochenjiang，menwaiderenxiaozherangdao。
chenjiangningkaitiesinuokaidamen，jiandaowaimianzhanzhesigeren。
daizhehamajingdezhaokuiyong，shuzhedabeitoudelihaijun，chuanzhexikuchenshanpixiedeliuming，hegenzaijirenhoumianmingxianyouxiejujinxiaogenbanersunyi。
zheijigerendoushipingrilihetayiqiduqiande“pengyou”，quemeixiangdaojintianjingranzhaodaolejiali。
“ganshani？zheidoujidianlehaibukaidamen，beixifugoudexiabulechuangleba？”
zhaokuiyongcongkoudailimochuyibaoshilinyansanjilechenjiangjiren。
chenjiangmeijie，ershizhijiejiangzhaokuiyongshoulineiyibaozhuadaoleshouli。
“cao，nitememingqianga！”
yanjiangangchaikaideyanbeichenjiangzhuangjinledouli，zhaokuiyongganmangshangshouqiangduo，queshibeichenjiangshenshouzhijiezhuazheyilingjiazhuleshenti。
“zheibaoyan，suanshipeiwodejingshensunshifei，nigangcainawoxifukaiwanxiaorangwohenbushuang，zaiyouxiaciwojiuzhijiedongshoule。”
chenjiangshuozheihuashi，lianshangdexiaorongkuaisuxiaoshi，zhuanweileyipianyinchenzhise。
zhaokuiyongqichuhaizuilibuganjingdemazhechenjiang，kezaiyingshanglechenjiangdeshuangyanhou，queshimeilaiyoudexinzhongyijing。
neishuangyanjingzhongdaizhelengmohehenli，jueduibushizaikaiwanxiao。
“bushi......chenjiangnizhendejiadea？”
“gejigepingshibuyezheimenaoxiaohuame？nizheizahaigualianleni？”
shuzhedabeitoudelihaijunshangqianyonglibaikailechenjiangdeshouzhang，yuqiyekaishibiandebumanqilai。
“neishiyiqian，congjinwanghoubuxingle。”
chenjiangjizijidianleyigenyan，zhuanshenzuozailemenkouchengliangdeshidunzishang。
“nimenlaizhao**sha？”
“wana！”lihaijuncoudaochenjiangshenbianshuodao：“wanglea？shangcinibushishuohaolehuijiagaoqian，ranhouqulizhuangkaipanme？”
shuodaocichu，lihaijunshenmixixideyadishengyin。
“zheihuiwomenzhaoleliangyuandatou，zanmenjigeyiqiqu，kendingnenglaotamenyibi。”
lihaijundeyisibianshizuoju，shitongguotiqianlianxihaodeanhaochuqianquanqian。
zheishiertamenganguohaojici，shilingshibuling。
jiusuanshizhuandaoqian，zheiqianlaidetairongyi，yeliubuzhu，douhuanchenglechihechoude。
“woyihoubudule，woquannimenyeshoushouba。”
chenjiangtaitouduizhejirenshuodao。
“zanmenzhiqiangandeneixieshiermeibeirendaizhu，suanzanmenzouyun。”
“ruguozhihoujiezhegan，zhibudinghuiyudaoshenmerebuqideren，daoshihouxiangqiuraodounan。”
chenjianghaoshuohaoshangliangduizheyanqianjirenshuodao，xiangyaojitamentigexing。
qianyishi，zijimailenver，bisilesuyu，beidagezhuidazhepaodaoleshengcheng，suanshihezheihuorenchediduanlelianxi。
kejinianhou，dangtazaihuilaideshihou，taquetingshuotamenzaolehuoshi。
zhaokuiyonghelihaijunerrenchuqianbeirenfaxianhouduoleshou，chenglecanfei。
liumingpaodekuai，beirenzhuishangtongleyidao，zuihouqieleyigeshencaibaozhuleming，zheibeizisuanshifeile。
zhiyusunyi，yizhidoushixiaogenbanbangzhefangfeng，dangshijiubeiheniaole。
neihuorenyemeixiangnaochurenming，jiujiletalianggedaerguazi，liuzhetabaojingjiuren。
tamenzheiyihuorencoudaoyiqi，shuobushangshisheidaideshei，zhinengshuoshichouweixiangtou。
suoyichenjiangyemeihenguotamen，zijizhongshenglexiangyaoxuehao，shundaiquantamenyiju，yejiusuanshirenzhiyijinle。
jiandaochenjiangrucifanchang，lihaijunyishijianyouxiefameng，kehaibudengtashuohua，pangbiandezhaokuiyongyijingshidiaozheyanzuozailechenjiangdeshenbian。
“chenjiang，nitamadezhuangjimaohaorenni？”
“nishuobuwanerjiubuwanle？qianxiadebabaiduokuaiqianzenmeban？”
“wojiuqianerbaibashier。”chenjiangkanzhezhaokuiyongshuodao：“yigelibaiwohainisanbai，aiyaobuyao？”
“cao，wotingnizheiyisishixiangchihengshiershiba？”
zhaokuiyongxiaozheshuodao，keyuqijianyijingdaishangleweixie。
“duzhuoshangyouduzhuoshangdeguiju，niqian282bujia，neishiyinweiwomenbanidangzijiren，buhenisuanlixi。”
“danxianzainichenjiangniubia！”
yibianshuozhe，zhaokuiyongshenshouyonglizaichenjiangdelianshangshanleliangxia。
“nidouyaotuichule，zheilixikendingdesuana。”
“wojiujinisantianshijian，nayiqiankuaiqian，zheishiersuanwan，congjinwanghouzanmengezougede。”
“niyaoshinabuchuqianlai，wozaijinizhilianggezhao。”
“yigeshinaguinvdingzhang，wohainengdaojiniwubai。”
“haiyoujiushi，baxifurangchulaisantian，wodaijihuge，zheizhangyesuanpingle。”
“zijixuan，santianhouwolaizhaoni！”
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