remenxiaoshuo《zhongshengbaer,wokaodalieweisheng》shizuozheyingshijiuqingxinchuangzuodeshideyibuhenhaokandexiaoshuo,zheibenxiaoshuodezhujiaoshixufengxujing,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshizheigeniandai,dajiaduimingshengkandehaitingzhongyaode,suiranxufengzheixiaozidemingshengbuhao,danyemeidaoshualiumangdedibu。……
meiduojiu,xufenghemuqinqianxiaojuanliangrenlinzhemutong,shiluludeyifucongwaimianhuidaojiazhong。
huidaojiazhong,xufengbamutonglimiandeyifunachulai,wangshengzishangdashangqu。
zaizheigeniandai,liangyifudeshihou,doushizaiyuanzizhongcheyigenshengzi,bashengzixuanguazhe,ranhoubayifudazaishangmian。
“ma,zheishengzigaihuanhuanleba?”
“biedaoshihouduandiaole。”
xufengdanyoudeshuozhe,guazheimeduodeyifu,yaoshiduanle,neizaban。
muqinqianxiaojuantingdaoxufengdehua,dengletayiyan:“gouzuilimiantubuchuxiangya。”
xufengyebunao,heiheiyixiao:“gouzuizayouxiangyaa。”
qianxiaojuanbailexufengyiyan,landedalita,ziguzideshoushishoushangdeyifu。
chufangneixicaidexujingtingdaoyuanziwaidedongjing,zoulechulai:“ma,ge,nimenhuilaile。”
xufengwangxiangxujing,shuo:“mei,jintianchisha?”
meimeimeitiandouhuibangzhejiazhongzuofan,jintianyebuliwai。
xujinghuida:“baicai。”
“白菜炖肉?”
徐静:“……”
ge,zanjiashashihouchiguorou?
meifengguonianguojiedeshihou,huozheshizhaodaikerendeshihou,jiazhongcaihuitaoqianqumaidianrou,xunchangshihou,bieshuoroule,liangehunxingdoushaojian。
zheishibaernian,xianzaidewuzihaishishifendejinqiao,bingbushishuo,meijiameihudoukeyichideshangrou。
meijiameihuchideshangrou,chabuduoshiqianxinianle。
qianxiaojuandenglexufengyiyan:
“是炒白菜!”
“nixiaozihaixiangchiroua,rizibuxiangguole?”
“zanjianayouneigexianqian?”
xufengheiheixiaozhe:“chaobaicaia,chaobaicaiyetinghaochide。”
xufengkanzhemeimeixujing,guaibude……guaibudeliansebuhaokan,zheinengzahaokan,youshuishaodekelian。
youzhishirentixuyaodeyingyangchengfen,queshaoyoushuihou,rendeliansehuifahuangfacao。
zheishihou,pianfangdefangmendakai,congwuneizouchuyigenvren,zheiweizhengshixufengdedasao——zhouxiuxiu。
“ya,xiuxiu,nizachulaile?”
“xianzaihaimeidaofandianna,nishibushiele?”
zhouxiuxiutingzhegedaduzi,shoukaozaipianfangmenshang,kanzheyuanzineidesanren。
zhouxiuxiu,xufengdesaozi,yeshitagexuaiguodexifu。
zhouxiuxiuyijinghuaiyunbagebanyuele,julitashengchan,haiyouyigebanyue,zheixietian,zhouxiuxiuderizibixufenghaidejing。
xufengshishadoubukan,tiantianzaiwaimianzhuanyou,meicihuilaijiuhuiaipi,dandasaozhouxiuxiugenxufengzeshilianggechabie。
yigetianshang,yigedixia。
congmuqinqianxiaojuanduidasaodeyuqiyenengtingchulai。
bijingxujiazhiyoudagexuaiguojiehunle,zhouxiuxiuhuaideshixujiadexuemai,shuohuabuhaotingde,xufengyaoshiqubushangxifu,xujiadoudekanzhouxiuxiudeliansexingshi。
sheirangrenjiaxianzaihuaizheyunna。
“ma,jintianhaichichaobaicaia?”
zhouxiuxiukaikouwenleyisheng。
chaobaicai,tadouchinile。
zheixietian,bushibaicaijiushibaicai,huozheshisuancai,jiumeiyidianhaorou。
qianxiaojuanxiaozhewen:“xiuxiu,neinixiangchishaa?”
zhouxiuxiuhaobuyouyudeshuochudao:“chirou!”
“chisharoua,zanjiadeqingkuangni……”
muqinqianxiaojuanhaixiangshuoshuo,danzhouxiuxiuzhijielaileyiju:“ma,wochibuchiwusuowei,yaoshiedaoduzilimiandehaizikebuyiyangle。”
“woketingtunlirenshuole,yunfuyaoduochirou,cainengshengerzi!”
zheijuhuashuodaolemuqinqianxiaojuandexinkanshang,takeyibuzaihuzhouxiuxiu,danbunengbuzaihutaduzilimiandehaizi。
“xing,xiuxiu,neizheimezhe,dengxiawu,xiawuwojiuquzhenshangyitang,qumaidianrou。”
“这样行了吧?”
“行吧妈。”
zhouxiuxiudiandiantou,suihoubianhuiwuqule。
xujingshuo:“ma,woxianquchaobaicaile。”
“去吧去吧。”
qianxiaojuanbashoushangdeyifuquanbuguawanzhihou,bashengxiademutongdijixufeng。
“qu,tunxitouneibianhaiyouyifu,niguoqunaguolai。”
“啊?”
徐峰愣了一下。
“ashaa?”qianxiaojuanshuo:“bushiniqu,haisheiqu?”
“zanjiajiushunizuixian,kuaiqu,kuaiqu,woxiehui。”
tahaidexiangbanfazaqugerouna,bijing……geroudeyaoqiana,jialiyijingmeiduoshaoqianle。
愁啊!
“哦……”
xufengwunaijiemuqinshouzhongdemutong,congjiazhongwangtunxibianzouqu,kanlaizijizaijialimiandediwei,haishibuzenmeyanga。
henkuai,xufenglaidaotunxibiandeheanbianshang,zoudaogangcaideweizhi,bayifuyishou,linzheshoushangdemutongbianxiangwangjiazhonghuiqu。
xufengyibianzou,yibianchouzhehemianshang,xiangyaokankan,zheilimiannengbunengzhuadaoyu。
jiuzaizheishi,shuimianturandangyangyixia,xufengmengdiyijing,lianseyixi!
“有鱼!有鱼!”
gangcai,xufengkandaolehelimianyouyu。
有七八条鱼呐!
doubuxiao,getoudagaiyouxufenglianggeshouzhangneimezhang。
xufengbamutongfangzaipangbian,balimiandeyifutaolechulai。
yifuzhijiebeixufengfangzaidimianshang,yifucemianaidimiandeyimian,zangle。
xufengyeguanbulezheimeduole,yanxiakeshihaojihui,zhuayudehaojihui。
jiezhe,xufengbianbaxiukouyilu,zhagemengzizuanshuilimian,zhijieyongshoushangdemutongchaozheixieyulunqu。
ranhoumengdiyitai,xufenglugetou。
往木桶里面看去。
“干!”
“全跑了!”
“跑的还挺快嘛。”
gangcaixufengzailunguoqudeshunjian,zheixieyuzaojiupaole。
xufengmeibanfa,zhihaobamutongfangzaianbian,yaotashoushangnadeshiyuwang,zaojiubayuzhuadaole。
meibanfadexufengzhinengzhamengziquzhuayu,genzaiyudehoumian,yongshouquzhua。
半个小时后——
xufenglaodejingpilijin,conghelichulai,wanganbianzouzhe,huaizhongbaozheyitiaoyeshengdayu。
xufengzoudaoanbian,bayeshengdayuwangmutonglimianyireng,suihouhahadaxiao:“pao?”
“zheicirangwozhuadaoleba!”
“wokanniwangnalipao!”
zheitiaodayuyou1chizhang,buxiaole,xunchangjialinengchijitianle。
danfanzheitiaoyuzaixiaoyidian,xufengdoumeibanfazhuadaozheizhiyu。bijingkaodeshishuangshou,yuyueda,yuerongyizhua。
bangexiaoshi,tushouzhualeyitiaoyu,zhinengshuoxufengdeyunqiheshuixingbucuo,yaoshihuangeqitaren。
gujizaojiufangqile,erqieshadoubuna,tushouzhuayu,haishizaishuixia,youjigeganzheimezhuade?
yejiuxufengzheixiaozizhangzhezijishuixinghaocaiganzheimewanle。
xufengkanzhemutongneideyeshengdayu,shaxiao:“biebengdale,denghuihuijiajiujinidunle,rangnitongtongkuaikuaidezou,qingzheng,hongshao,mala……hahaha,buguanshinayizhong,nifangxin,kendinghuijieshudiaonitongkudeyusheng。”
xufengtuoxiashenshangdeshangyi,shuangshouyining,shangyideshuizilaziladeliuchulai。
xufengyoushuaileshuai,jianjuedechabuduole,zheicaichuanzaishenshang。
xufengyoukanlekanzijideduanku,wanganbianchoulechou,suihoubianwangxiamiantuo,ganggangtuowan,haimeikaishiningna。
xufengbianconghoumiantingdaoyishengnvsheng。
“啊!”
“流氓啊!”
“dabaitiande,yourenshualiumanglea!”
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