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huangtiesongjianmapipaidexiang,ganmangjixudao:“neixiaoyingpianpianbuyiyang,zhengmingsha?zhengmingtayuzhongbutong,bushiputongdeyanzhisufen。”
chenbingxiaolechusheng,xinqingmingxianhaolexuduo。
“benshaokanshangderen,ziranshitebiede。womashuole,rangwobieluanzhao,yidingyaotiaogehaoshengyangmoyanghaode。wojiabuqueqian,buxuyaotadushuzhaodanweigongzuozhuanqian,yaodejiushitagoupiaolianghuishengyang。”
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chenbingxianglexiang,“puchi”yishengxiaole。
beixiaogenbanzheimeyifenxi,taturanyouzhonghuorankailangdeganjue,xinqingzhongyukaishihaoqilai。
jibianhuidaojiahou,beilaofuqinmaleyidun,haifatasangeyuebuxupengxiaojiaoche,taxinliyeshilezizide。
……
bangwanshifen,huichenghuoyunzhan
yigeqiaoshengshengdeshaonvzuopanyougu,butingxiangmangzhebanhuodegongrenmendating。
“shifu,nihao!qingwennijianguoyuanboma?tazailitoubu?”
“sha?yuanbo?bodakuaiba?tabuzai!”
tayilianwenlehaojigeren,keximeiyigerendouyaotou。
“haojitianmeiqiaojiantale,tingshuoshiqugandamaimaile。”
xiaoyingyanxiayandideshiwang,rengcheleyigeweixiaojitamendaoxie。
tazhuanguoshen,duobuwanghuizou。
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啊!是姚胖子!
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“zhanzhu!”xiaoyinghan:“pangzige,qingdengdeng!”
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xiaoyingmouguangweian,neixinnanyanbeishang。
jigeyueqianshiyaopangziwuyijiandaotadiaodeqianbao,neishitazijizuodexiaobubao,waitouhaixiuzhetademingzi“xiaoying”。
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gaozhuangnanrendaliangta,suihoutaochuqianbaowenshibushitade。
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tajingyabuyi,wentashizenmerendetababade。
yuanboyanshenfuzakanzheta,meidahua。
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dangshitalengzaiyuandi,yiweitamenlianggebushirencuorenbianshilaixingpiande。
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tiana!yuanlaitajingshizijideweihunfu——yuanbo!
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tadenaohaiyongchuyidaduigugumatadehua,shenme“liumangdipi”,shenme“buwuzhengye”,“bietingnibade,qianwanbunengquzhaota”,anzijuedehaipa,wanghoutuiletui。
yuanboqiaozhetatuiqiededongzuo,yizhichenzhelianmeishuohua。
weiyoupangbiandeyaopangzixingfenxuxutaotaoshuozhehua,yigejingerhanta“saozi”。
kexianzaitaquehanziji“xiaoguniang”,buyongcai,yidingshiyuanbobuxutahande。
xiaoyinghuiseweixiao,shihuashishuo:“pangzige,woyaozhaobogege。”
yaopangziyanshenduoshanjixia,hehexiaole。
“neige——wodagetazuijinhenmanghenmang。qianjiritachuchengqule,zhijin……haimeihuilaini!”
xiaoyingqingqingtanqi,disheng:“nibuyongpianwo,wozhidaotashizaiduozhewo。”
yaopangzi“a?!”leyisheng,zuibarudongjixia,zhiwuwen:“nizhidao?nizazhidaode?”
xiaoyingmaixianaodai,kuxiao:“taguyiduozhewo,wozuoweidangshiren,zenmekenengbuzhidao。woqutazhudedifanghaojihui,meihuidoushiguanchuangjinbi。wolaihuoyunzhanyesancile,meicidouzhaobuzheta。”
“bu!”yaopangzihehepeixiao:“dagetaqueshichuchengyitang……”
xiaoyingsuirangenyaopangzijiechubuduo,danshangbeizitazhidaoyaopangzigensuizaiyuanbodeshenbianhenduonian,buguanshifengguangwuxian,haishiluopoliaodao,yizhibulibuqi。
tashiyuanbozuihaodexiongdi,taxiangxintabidingzhidaotadexialuo。
taqinghuanyaotou,disheng:“pangzige,wobubinishuo,nibuyongzheimejinzhang。wozhixiangbaituonibangwoshaojijuhua,xingma?”
yaopangzitaiqiyuanhuhudenaodai,shanshanxiaolexiao。
“nei——neikendingxinga!shahua?nishuo!”