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精彩章节

zhiyinwochengjixiahua，womajiushouyangyigegunv**wo。tatiantiankuqiong，yaowobangongbandubutiejiali，

quebagunvlimanmanyangdexiangxiaogongzhu。linjingaokao，limanmanfeiyaogenwoyiqiqunongcuncanjiahunli。

woquanlimanmananxinzhunbeikaoshi，taquekusuwoqiaobuqitamennongcunren。womapianxinta，

qiangzhiwobixugentayiqiqu。wobeirenweixie，tamenzhuangtingbujian，haibuxuwobaoan。

houtiantamenhaishouleqianbawojiaguoqu，wobeishouzhemoersi。zaizhengyan，wohuidaolimanmanfeiyaocanjiahunlineitian。

woguaneryixiao：「haoa，zhenghaowomeiquguoni。」1.「ma，wonongcunchulaide，

yuqinkanbushangwopengyouhenzhengchang，womenhaishibieweinantale，douguaiwomingbuhao，meitoutaidaochengli。」

limanmanyilianweiqu，yanleihuahuawangxiadiao。womanuhuozhongshao，yibazhanghenhenshanzaiwolianshang。

「manmanqingnichixishihaoxin！nijingranzheimebushitaiju！nanguainicongxiaodaodadoumeipengyou！」

turuqilaidetengtongrangwomengleyihuier，houzhihoujuefaxianzijizhongshengle。womachazheyao，dengzhewo。

「nihaiku，niyoushenmelianku？zheishierjiuzheimedingle，ganjinquzuofan，nixiangesiwomenma！」

wocalecashentibennengyichudeleishui，guaneryixiao。「mashuodedui，wokendinghuiqucanjiade，

buguowoyaodaoshangbandedianerle，wanfanxinkunimenzijizuoxia，woxianzoule。」womapielepiezui。

「zhenbuzhidaoshengniganmade！yitiantianliankourehufandouchibushang！」wodizhetoulinqizijideshubaowangwaizou。

womayilianbunaifan。「linyuqin！」「duodarenleliandianyanlijiandoumeiyou，quchixibudechuanxinyishanga？

nashikuaiqianchulai，wodaimanmanqumai。」wofangzaimenshuanshangdeshoujinlejin，haimeikaikou，

tajiuguolaizhuaiguowodeshubao，lakailalian，balimiandedongxiyigunaodoudaozaidishang，shubenbeitidaoyibian，

tajianqilinglingsansandeqian，youguolaifanwodedou，kejiazaiyiqiyezhiyouwukuaiduo。womafanlegebaiyan。

「zenmejiuzheimedian？shibushinitouhuale！」

wokanlekanzijishenshangdamanbudingdezhangxiuzhangkuyoukanlekanduimianguangxianlianglideliangren，

chenmodedunxialaishoushishuben。womatulekoutuomo。「mutouside，gennineisiguidieyiyang。」

shuowantacongzhentouxiadeshoupalinachuyitaqian，xiaomimidelaqilimanmandeshou。「zou，

madainiqumaizuotiankanshangdesuihuaqun，wanfannixiangchishenme？madainichuquchi。」limanmandunshiyanjingfangguang，

jingguowoshilianshangluchuyisitiaoxin。「ma，yuqinhaoxiangyemeichini，ezheduziganhuobuhaoba。」

womayijiaobawotikai，liangeyanshendoumeifenjiwo。「niguantaganma？tapicaorouhoudeebusi，

lijideguotienihaixihuanma？zhiqianbushiniantao。」「chinile，denghuierkankanbiedeba，

zahuodianchulexindefeizao，henhaowenjiushijiageyoudiangui，majiwomaikuaihaobuhao。」「haohaohao，

nixihuandedoumai。」.......kanzheliangrenyoushuoyouxiaodebeiying，wojinjinniezhulequantou。

womazongshuojialiqiong，yaoduanlianwodeshenghuonengli，wusuijiurangwozuofanxiyifu，

shisansuijiurangwoquxipanzi、paotui。woyixinxiangdedaotaderenke，jibiantiantianganhuoyehuinulixuexi，

chengjiyizhiwendingzaibanlideqiansanming，kejiusuanshizheiyang，tashaoyoubushunxinhaishihuidamawo。

houlaigaozhongxuexirenwujiazhong，wobuxiangzaiquzuo**le，danwomabuken，

yaowojianchimeitianzaoshangsidianqiqubangrenbaihuo，fangxuehouquxipanzi，yizhidaoshenyecainenghuiquxiuxi，

zhuandeqianchulexuefeidouyaoshangjiao。shuimianshijianyanzhongbuzu，zaochengwoxuexichengjixiajiang。taqueshuo。「bensile，

wojiuzhidaonibushineikuailiaoer，chenglirendewayejiuneiyang，dushuyoushenmeyong？buruzaodianchuoxuedagong。」

tabutingwodeaiqiu，quxuexiaobangwobanlituixue，laoshishebudefangqiwo，

haoshuodaishuoweiwomianchuyibanxuefeicairangtazanshixielexinsi。meirenhuijuedeqinmabuxihuanzijidenver，

woyeshi，wojianxintadoushiweiwohao。danmeiguobujiuwomashouyanglelimanman，duitayouqiubiying，

takeyiyouxihuandecai，keyibuzuojiawu，keyiyoupiaoliangtouhua、shoulian，

zuishimaodeyiqunduizaitafangjianmanmanyiyiju，hetashuohuashizongshiwenwenrouroudeyuqi。

wocaizhidaowomadebaozaozhiduiwo。meiguanxi，siguoyicidewozaiyebuhuisheqiutadeaile。2.huiguoshen，

womamudebeihaoshubaoganqufandian。zheigedianrenhaibusuanduo，

bengaizaiqianmiandengzhejiedaikerendezhangxiaohuizhengzaishuapanzi。kanzhetamangliudeshenying，wobijianyisuan，

yanleidiaolexialai。tashiwodetongzhuo，genlimanmanyigecunlide。

zhiqiantakanwojingshenyuelaiyuecharenbuzhutixingwo，meiyouyigeaihaizidemuqinhuizheiyangzhetengtadehaizi。

wobuxin，haishuyuanleta。kezaiwobeiqinfanshi，zhiyoutachuangjinqujiuwo，weilewobeidaduanshuangtui，

zaoshoulimanmandaitoudebaling，yiyuerzhong。haozaiwozhongshengle，zheiyishiwoyaogaixiemingyun。henkuaidaofandian，

dianlizuimangdeshihou，woyeyaochuqushangcai。「laoban，kaoyabanzhi，

laziji、muxurou、xianggusunpiangelaiyifen，zailailiangwanmifan，liangwangutang！」

shuxideshengyinrangwoxintouyizhen，taitoukanqu，guoranshilimanman。shangyishizaiwoduantangguoqushi，

taguyiqishenzhuangwoyixia，rangwobaguntangdetangsadaoshenshang，haipeileliangwantangqian。tachajuedaowodemuguang，

deyidexiaolexiao。woyexiaole。woduanzhetangguoqu，bianzoubianhan。「retanglaila！geweixiaoxindiana！」

weiduzailuzhongjiandekerenmendouzifatuirang，yanjingbuzijueluodaowoshenshang，shengpabeitangjiandao。

zhengzoudaolimanmanzhuoqian，takandaowotiaomeiyixiao，limazhanqilaizhuangwo—kexiayishun，fandianlixiangchetadecanjiao。

zheiyicibeiretangpodaoshenshangdeshita，buguotayunqihao，zhiyoushouwanbeitanghongleyidianer。danzheiyidianer，

yegouwomaxinteng，taxianghuduzidemujiyiyangbalimanmanlanjinhuaili，fenhendedengzhewo。

「nigejiantizixiangsima！kanbawoguinvtangde！」wochuizhetoukudexilihuala。「duibuqi，

wozoudehaohaode，buzhidaotazenmejiuturanchuxianle。」youkerenbuzantongdao。「nizheimadeyetainantingle，

fuwurenyuanyeshiren，wodoutingdaoxiaomeimeiyilutixingle，ganggangshininverturanzhanqilai，

taduoshanbujicaihuizhuangdao，renjiayeshibuxiaoxin。」qitakerenyegenzhefuhe。「jiushijiushi，

fuwuyuantixinglehaoduobian，ninverbukenengmeitingdao，zhenbulairenjia，hekuangshangdeyebuzhong，

meibiyaozheimeweinanrenjia。」「zheihaizikanzhebuda，kendinghaishixuesheng，

yaobushijialitiaojianbuhaobamabukenengshedetachulaiduanpanzi，niyigedarenjiubiegenhaizijijiaole。」

......womaqidehunshenzhandou，taiqishouxiangdawo，beilaobanzuanzhushouwan。womenlaobanshentizhuangshuo，

biwomagaolianggetou，lengzhelian。「dajiadoukandaoshiniguinvzijizhuangshanglaide，wojiayuangongmeicuo，

nixintenghaiziwolijie，dantabushinidechuqitong。」womadeqishidunshiruolexiaqu，haishigengzhebozidao。

「tatangshangwoguinv，zheishierkendingbunengzheimesuanle，nimendianlidepeiqian，hekuangtayeshiwonver，

tazuoshizheimemaoshoumaojiaode，wojiaoxunjiaoxuntazenmele！」zheihuayichu，zaichangdekerendouzhenzhule，

hennanxiangxinzheishiyigemuqinmianduinverdebiaoqing，shuowoshitachourenhaichabuduo。

3.womachenlaobanbuzhuyizhengtuo，suishounaqiyigekongwanlaizawo。woganjindunxia，wuzhenaodaisesefadou。

「mamawocuole，wozaiyebugangenjiejiedingzuile，jiejieshuoshenmedoushiduide，qiuqiunibiedawo。」

wokeliandemoyangshunjianredejialiyouhaizidenvkerenxinteng，tamenfenfenzhanqilaidangzaiwoshenqian，

kankanwodechuanzhezaikankantamenzhuoshangdedabaoxiaobao，lianshangmanshiqifen。「tongyangshihaizi，

nizenmenengzheimepianxin，jidademaizheimainei，rangxiaodezaidianliganhuo，nidaodishibushiqinma？」

「kanbahaizihede，gujizaijiameishaoaida，buxiangyangjiubieshenga，zhenzaonie！」

womatingzhetamenniyiyanwoyiyudelianseqidezhanghong，gangyaochongguolai，limanmanlazhutadeshou，biaoqingtongku。

「ma，haoteng。」womashenmedougubushangle，fuzhetajiuwangwaizou，linzoushihaibuwangdiuxiayiju。

「jiantiziyoubenshiyongyuanbiehuijia！huilaiwobalenidepi！」wodizhetouyangaiyanlidechaofeng，

shangbeiziwobeitangdeshenshangdoushixuepao，kerenmenbangwoshuohua，tahaibuyiweiran。「buguoqijigepao，

yousibuleyoushenmedajingxiaoguai。」houmianshuotalengxuederenyuelaiyueduo，tayouhuanlefuzuilian，chuixiongdunzu。

「aiya，zheishiwoqinshengdeguinvwonengbuxintengma，dantajingchangguyinongshangzijihehuwo，woyeshimeifazile，

rangtazhendechidiankuyihoucaibuganrenyiwangwei。」tadequehenxintengnver，zhishineigenverbushiwo。

kerenmenzhangyuduantandeanweiwohenjiu，tamendoubumingbai，zenmehuiyoumamazheimeduizijidenver。

zheigewentiwoshangbeizimeidedaodaan，xianzaiyebuxiangzhidaole。yelikerendouzouguangle，dasaohaoweisheng，

laobanjifalezheigeyuedegongzi，womatamenzoudejimeifuqian，wobuxiangranglaobanchikui，

nachuliukuaititamenfuzhang。laobanbukenshou，queaobuguowo，tanlekouqijiwotuihuilaiyiban。「meineimeduo，

sankuaijiugoule。」wojianchifuqian，zheibuzhishifanqian，wohaiyaocizhi，cizhitongchangdoudetiqianjiang，

wozoudejizhinengjinlimibulaobandesunshi。suohaodianmen，wohanzhuyaolikaidezhangxiaohui。「xiaohui，

keyiqingnibangwogemangma？」wohuaizhetantedexinqinggenzhangxiaohuishuoleshangbeizideshi，

benyiweidegentajieshihaojiutacaihuixin，ketatingwanzhijiejiudayinglewo。wosonglekouqi，

lianggerenzongbiyigerengujunfenzhanhao，keyouyouxieyihuo。「nihuibujuedezaishuohuhuama？

zheizhongshihennanrangrenxiangxinba。」zhangxiaohuishensedandan。「nimeiquguowomencun，

quenengzhunquedeshuochuneijigerendemingzi，hekuangtamenbenlaijiujingchangzuoqifurendeshier，

nishuodeneixiebusuanxiqi。」「duoxiangxiangnizijijinwanzenmeguoba，nidezuilenima，

huiqukendingbuhuiyouhaoguozichi。」womingbaitadeyisi，kewobixudehuiqu。huidaojiali，yijingshishenye，

wuliqiheiyipian。womozheheiwangyangtaishangdexiaochuangzou，denghuranliangle。womazhanzaikaiguanqian，lianseyinchen。

「nihaizhidaohuilai！manmanbeinitangchengneiyangnijiuyidianbukuijiuma？」woxunsuxiagui。「ma，

wozhenbushiguyide，manmanjiehaodianlema？」yiwowangchangdejingyan，zhiyourencuocainengshaoaixieda。

womadelianseguoranhaolexie，lenghengyisheng。「tengdelihai，gangshuizhe，nijiuzaizheiguiyiwanshang，

mingtiandangmiangentadaoqian。」tajinwuhou，woroulerouketengdexigai，tanzaichuangshang，zaixinlijizijidaqi。

zairenren，zheiyiqiehenkuaijiujieshule。4.diertianzaoshang，tianmeiliangwojiuxingle，quzahuodianbangmangbaihuo，

zhihoucizhi。xianzailigaokaobuyuanle，zuihoudeshijianyaozhuajinxuexi。wozaiwaimianchilezaofan，qiahaodian，

daokuaichufadeshijiancaihuiqu。yijinmen，dishangshiyiduizaocandaizi，limanmanbadoujiangtuidaodishang，

guzuokunaodao。「buhaoyisi，wozheishoushouleshangbutingshihuan。」womaxieniwoyiyan。「yitiandaowanbuzhejia，

ganjinshoushile，zhunbeichumen。」womalideshoushihao。tamenbuzhidao，wobitamengengqidaiquxiangxia。

zuoleyigeduoxiaoshidegongjiaoche，zhongyudaoledifang，xianqupaiduisuifenzi。buyongxiang，zheigeqianhaidewochu。

lundaowomenshi，limanmangaoangzhenaodai，zhidiyousheng。「womensuiwushikuai。」

zheiyijuhuarangzhouweiderendoukanleguolai，womayelengle。bijingzheishihouguanxihaodeqinqiyejiusuigewukuai，

tazhangkoujiushishibei。cunlirenrenchutayiqianshizhuzaicunlichibaijiafandelimanman，lianshangyoushijingxianyoushijidu，

fenfengantantaminghao，beiyouqianrenjiashouyangle。womazhuailezhuaita，dishengdao。「manman，

nawushikuaisuifenzitaikexile，youzheigeqianjinimaipiaoliangyifushoushibuhaoma？」

limanmangangxiangshoudaobeirenxianmudemuguang，nalikenbaxiu，juezhezuishuo。「wobuguan，wojiuyao，

manishibushishebude？nijiudangbeiwohualebujiudele，linyuqinzuowanyinggaifagongzile，

jiunaneigeqiansuifenzi。」womadaoditengta，tuilewoyiba。「nijiehuadoushuochuqule，haibukuainaqian！」

woyaozhezuichun，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan。「ma，wonayouneimeduoa。」womaningzhemei。

「nixipanziyigeyueyoushiwukuai，zaoshangbanhuoyouershikuai，wujianqupaotuiyeyoushijikuai，zenmehuimeiqian？

ganjinnachulai！」woweiqudebabaofankai。「zhenmeiyou，zuotianmanmanjiezhuangdaowo，suilejigepanzihewan，

yingxianglehaoduokeren，nimenzoudeshihouyemeifuzhang，wozheigeyuedesuoyougongzidoupeichuqule。」

womaqidexiongtangjulieqifu。「renjiashuoduoshaojiushiduoshao？nishibushiquexinyan！」wochuizhetoubuhangsheng，

zheishizuowanbagongzijiaojizhangxiaohuibaoguanshishangliangzenmezhaojiekouyingduiwomashi，laobanzhudongtichude，

womazhihuiwoliheng，duiwairenhaishiyaojihuide，hekuangjintianguoqu，tayemeishijianquzhaomafanle。

tajiuzhewodeerduomawo，meizhuyizhouweirendemuguangyijingbianchengqingmie。「chuishenmeniua，shuosuiwushikuai，

wohaisuiwubaikuaini！」「zhenshixiaodiaoya，meiqianyingzhuangdatou，nanguaizhouyongmakanbushangta。」

......zhouyongshijintiandexinlang，yuanlaitamenhaiyouzheicengguanxi。limanmanliansenankan，guolailawoma。

「nibieguantale，xianjiwobafenziqiansuile。」womazheicaisongkaiwo，zuichunfazhan，

routengdecongzijibaolinachuwushikuai，yiyibushedebaqianjiaoleshangqu。kejiusuanshizheiyang，

neixierendeyanshenyijiubuxie，limanmanmeidedaoxiangxiangzhongdedaiyu，qidezhiduojiao。wozaixindilengxiao，

zheizhishikaishi。qianshitayongwodegongzisuile50kuai，

cunlirendoujuedetacaidaqicushenbianhaiyougexiaoyahuandangranxianmuta，kexianzaiyoulezheiyichu，

tazainachulaiqianyeshidazhonglianchongpangzi。5.chidaoyiban，xinlangxinniangkaishijingjiu，

limanmankanzheliangrenshouwanshouxiaodetianmi，qibudayichulai，lianlianhezhemenjiu，womaquantayebuting。

wodakuaiduoyi，rangtamenchibiehoufancaidouxianglebushao。zheishihouyizhixiafangdaowowanli。limanmanzhouzhemei。

「qiaonineiesiguitoutaideyanger，haoxiangjialibuguannifanside，zheigeshangnichile。」womayeshimanlianxianqi。

xiazheizhongdongxiconglailunbudaowo，jiwo，wufeishiyinweiwohuiguomin，chiyidiandouhuihunshui。shangyishiwobukenchi，

beiwomadangzhongshanlebazhang，hezhequrudeleishuibaxiachile。kexianzaiwoqingqingyixiao，bianboqiaobianshuo。

「xiexiemanmanjie。」womayaomawodehuakazaihoulongli，yandishanguoyimoyiwai，

youjialejizhixiadaowopanzili。「douchile，zanjiakehuabushaoqian。」wodiandiantou，liangzhixiayanxiadu，

zaibodisanzhishiyanqianfahei，daozailezhuozishang。limanmanhewomaduishiyiyan，luchuxiyuedebiaoqing。

tafuqiwo，teyidashengshuo。「ma，yuqinmeimeizuile，wodaitaquxiuxixiuxi。」

wozhidaotazaitoutoujipangbianzhuoshangdenanrenmenbaoxin，wodeshouzangjinxiuzi，sisiqiazhezhangxinbaochiqingxing。

dengtabaworengdaokangshanglikai，woganjinchixiayao。limanmanmeizoujibu，zhangxiaohuilinzheyigebaozhuangdaizhaodaota。