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xuanyixiaoshuo《zhongshengchengweinvshendegouhuodexingfugousheng》,shiaichihuangluobuheqingcaizuixinxiedeyibenxiandaiyanqingleixiaoshuo。zhujiaoxiaoxiaoguchengjuanruleyigeliqidemianzhong,gushijinzhangciji,yinrenrusheng。duzhejianggensuizhujiaoyiqijiekaimituan。zheigougoucailianggeyuenengyoushenmeshi,ai,zanjitaqugemingziba,xiaoxiao,nishuojiaotashenmehaoni?”“zheishizhixiaogonggouba,qiangqianghaola,womamashuodongwuqijiandan……

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shangbeizi,woweibangxinaidenvshenxiaoxiaozhifutashengbingmuqindeshoushufei,daochuwangdaigaolidai。

zuihoudezhishinvshenmuqinbingweihuanbing,yiqiedoushitadenanyouzaibeihoudaogui,

liyongwoduixiaoxiaodeaizhizaodeyichangpianjuzuizhongdezhizhenxiangdewobeiguchengshahaibingweizhuangchengzisha,

sheicengxiangwojingzhongshengchenglexiaoxiaoshengrishoudaodexiaogou,zheiyici,woyaorangpianwoqiancaidehuainanrensiwuzangshenzhidi。

01zaizhengyan,kandaowodexinaidenvshengxiaoxiaozhengwangxiangwo,zuijiaoguazhetiantiandexiao,

haiwenroudefumozhewodeetou,wobujindehaixiuleqilai。xiaoxiao~“wangwang!”(xiaoxiao~)woxinliyijing,

wofashengshixiangjiaonvshendemingzi,zenmebianchenglegoujiao!budengwohuanguoshenlai,xiaoxiaojiangwoqingqinglanruhuaizhong,

yibianfumozhewodehoubei,yibianshuozhe:“xiexieguchengsongwodexigaodigougou,

haokeaia~”“xiaoxiaonixihuanjiuhao,woxuanlebantian,jiuzheizhigougouzuiguaile。”guchengkanzhexiaoxiao,

shouqiaoqiaodedashanglewonvshenxiaoxiaodeyao。“wangwangwangwangwang”(sizhanan,niganpengwonvshendeyao,

laoziyaosini)wolikezhuantousisideyaozhuguchengdeshou,zuiliweixiededihou。“aa,wodeshou,zheisigou,

shibuxianghuole,bade!”guchengxiangwopaoxiaozhe,zhuantoukandaoxiaoxiaozhengyilianzhenjingdekanzhegucheng,

likehuanlefuzuilian,gangadexiaodao:“zheigougou,hesiwole,aiya,xinghaolaobanshuotayimiaoqiquan,

hahahahahahaha。”“meishiba,gucheng,gougoukenengshihaipale,nibuyaojinba。

”xiaoxiaoyibianfumozhewodetou,anfuzhewo,yibianduiguchengshuozhe。“meishimeishi,wanquanmeishi,

zheigougoucailianggeyuenengyoushenmeshi,ai,zanjitaqugemingziba,xiaoxiao,nishuojiaotashenmehaoni?

”“zheishizhixiaogonggouba,qiangqianghaola,womamashuodongwuqijiandandemingzihaoyanghuo,heihei,jiaotaxiaoqiangqiangba。

”“hahahahahahaha,xiaoqiangqiang,hahahahahahaha,wozenmexiangdaolelianggeyueqiantiaoloudeliuqiangleni,

hahahahahahaha,wojidedangshitahaoxianghaitebiexihuannilaizhe,tayitiangou,zheiyixiaogou,

ganjuexiangshiliuqianghuaxingle,hahahahahahaha。”guchengshangqibujiexiaqidexiaoxiaozhe。“biezheiyang,gucheng,

ai,tingshuoliuqiangshiyinweiqianlehaoduogaolidai,haibushang,caitiaoloude,

yebuzhidaoweishenmetanengjieyibaiduowandegaolidai,tayigeputongzhiyuanneilixuyaoneimeduoqiana,

woyebujidetayoubuliangshihaoa,tazenme…”xiaoxiaotanzheqishuodaobeiguchengdaduan“bieguanta,

guantaweishenmedaikuan,genzanmeiguanxi,bieliaotale,zanliaodiankaixinde。”guchenglianseturanyibian,

buzijuedezhuanguoletou。tadangranbuxiangliaole,

yinweiwojiushiyinweizheigeedudesinanrencaibeipoqianxiawufachanghaidegaolidai,zheigesigucheng。

02shenshangshenzhihainengganjuedaodangshitiaoxialoushentibianchengsuipiandetonggan,buyoudeyerangwoxiangqiwodeqianshi。

qianshi,wozaishizhongxindejiedaofachuandan,chuanzhehouzhongdewanoufu,dingzheduladetaiyang,

xianglailaiwangwangdexingrenfazhechuandan。

dangtiangaodasishierdewenduranghaimeichizaofanjiucongcongganlai**dewozhongleshu,dangshi,

wojidewodaozaileluzhongyang,zheishichuanlaiyigenvshengjiaojideshengyin“nizenmela?

”tayibianxunwenyibianbangwotuoxialetoutao,wohunhunmimidezhengkaishuangyan,

yudaolerangwojinshengdiyicixindongdenvhai——wodenvshenxiaoxiao。

tayibianlawodaoyinliangdedifangyibiancongbaolinashuijiwohe,dengwoshaoweihuanguolaiyidian,

tayouqingshengdewenwo“nihao,xiansheng,niganjuehaodianlema?”wodiandiantou,jingjingdekanzheta。

jiuzheiyangworenshilexiaoxiao,bingqieshenshendexihuanshangleta,keshiwozhangxiangpingping,

fumuzaozaodejiubawodiujiyeyenainaicongciyaowuyinxin,yeyenainaiyezaiwoshangdaxuehouxiangjilishi。

wozheimeyigeshenshikankedeguer,yigemeiduoshaocunkuanmeichemeifangdeshechu,wozijuepeibushangwodenvshenxiaoxiao,

suoyouwozhiganmomoshouhuzaitashenbian,ertadezhiwodeshenshihouchuchuzhaoguwo,haibushideguanxinwo,

tashuotajuedewoxiangtadedagege,erwoyuanyizuotashenhoumomowuwenshouhutadegege。danshi,

zicongxiaoxiaojiaoleyigenanpengyouguchengzhihou,tabiandebuaixiaole,wojicixunwenyewenbuchujieguo,

wocongxiaoxiaodeshejiaozhanghaodedianzanliebiaozhongzhaodaolegucheng。woyongzuiedudehuaweixiezhegucheng,

zhixiwangtanenghaohaoduidaixiaoxiao,sheichengxiang,jiushizheiyijudong,rangwoxianrulegaolidaizheigewudidong。

guchengzhidaolexiaoxiaoshenbianyouwozheimeyigeaimuzhe,yushijiajiexiaoxiaodezhanghao,genwohudong。“liuqiang,qishi,

wozhidaonishixihuanwodeduibudui?”kandaozheitiaoxiaoxi,wodunshipingzhulehuxi,

xiaoxiaofalaizheizhongxiaoxishizenmehuishi,tabuhuishijuedewodexihuandaraodaotaleba,

tabuhuishixianghewohuaqingjiexian,tabuhuishiyihoudoubuxiangkandaowoleba!xiangdaozhei,wozhandouzheshuangshou,

naozilifeisuxiangzhezenmecainengliuzhuwodexiaoxiao,

danshiwozhixiangdaolesangezi“duibuqi”meidengwodachuzheisangezi,tayoufalailexiaoxi“liuqiang,

qishiwoduiniyehenyouhaogan,wojuedenishikekaodenanren,woxiangheguchengfenshoule。”wo,

yigezaikushuilipaoleershiduoniandenanren,zhongyuyaoyinglairenshengdezhuanzhelema?wojidongzhe,

shouzhigengshizhandoudaowufadazi,zheishiyoushoudaoxiaoxiaofalaidexiaoxi“liuqiang,womamashengbingle,xuyaoliangbaiwan,

keshiwozhiyouershiwan,guchengtabuyuanyibangwo,tashenzhixiangdawo,woxianzaicaizhidao,

nicaishiduiwozuihaoderen,nishuowogaizenmebana,woxianzaizhendenanguo,

woyijingliangtianmeiyoubanfazhengchangshuijuechifanle,ninengbangwoxiangxiangbanfama?”wohaimeicongxiyuedexinqingzouchulai,

jiukandaozheimeduoxiaoxi,wodenaozishunjianyaozhadiaole。wodexiaoxiaomeiyouxiuxihaohaimeihaohaochifan,

tahuishengbingde。zheigeguchengjurangandawodenvshen,womomoshouhulianyigenshouzhidoushebudepengdexiaoxiao。

xiaoxiaodemamajuranbingdezheimezhong,xiaoxiaokendingshangxinhuaile,woyaoxiangxiangbanfa!dakaishoujiyinxing,

limianzhiyousanwankuai。sanwankuaigoushenmehaichayibaibashiwan,haichayibaibashiwana!

turankandaodiannaochuangkoutiaochudedaikuanguanggao,youle,keyidaikuana,wangdai,gaolidai,guanbulezheimeduole,

woyaowodexiaoxiaokaixinxiaqu,woyaoxiaoxiaodemamahuoxiaqu!

jiuzheiyangwocongbutongdewangdaipingtaijiedaolezheiyibaiershiwan,xunsujixiaoxiaozhuanleguoqu,nazhidao,

tashoudaoleqianjiubawolaheile,zenmehuishi?weishenmehuizheiyang?wozhongyuguqiyongqixiangxiaoxiaodaquledianhua。

“wei,xiaoxiao,ni,nihaihaoma?”woxiaoxinyiyidewendao“wei,meishia,niyoushima?”xiaoxiaoshuodao。

“nimamahaihaoma,qiangouma,nengzuoshoushulema?”“zuoshenmeshoushua,nizaishuoshenmeni,womahaozheni,

woqianliangtiancaihuijiachiguofana,nishenmeyisia,zenmehuishi?”wodedanaoyipiankongbai,zenmehuizheiyang,

neijiwofaxiaoxideshisheini?wobusixinjixushuodao:“xiaoxiao,

nizhiqianjiwofaxiaoxishuonimamashengbinglebushima?”“a?meiyoua,meifaguoxiaoxijinia,zenmehuishi?

”xiaoxiaodezhiyishengcongdianhuachuanlai,“wodezhanghaozuijindoujiejiguchengle,womamahaozheni,

gaibuhuishitayongwozhanghaoezuojuba!”“shenme?doushijiade!shijiadejiuhao,nimeishijiuhao。

”jiuzheiyangwobeiguchengqipianbeifuleduiwolaishuoyongyuanyehaibuqingdezhaiwu。“baqianhaijiwo,gucheng!

”wozhaodaoguchenghenhendizhuaizhetadeshoushuodao。“haijinishenmea?niziyuanjidehaoma?tiangou!

”tafushikanzhewoxiaochulesheng。“nibuhaijiwowojiubaojing,daoshihoukannizenmeban!

”woehenhendedingzhetashuodao。“womenhuangedifangshuohua”taturanyansudekanzhewoshuodao。“jiuzaizheishuo,

huanshenmedifang,baqiandouhaijiwo,yaobunibiexianghaoguo!”wosisidezhuaizhetadegebo。

“nibushixihuanxiaoxiaoma,womenhuangedifangmanmanliaoliao。”dunshi,wodeshouyisong“xiaoxiao,

hexiaoxiaoyoushenmeguanxi?”wodengzheta。“ninandaojiubuxiangzhidao,xiaoxiaoduinidekanfama,liuqiang,

nixihuanlexiaoxiaoduojiule,buhaoqima?”jiuzheiyang,woheguchenglaidaoletiantai,tashoulinazheliangpingpijiu,

dakaiyipingdidaowoshoulishuo:“xiongdi,xiaoxiaoneimewenrou,neimeshanliang,youneimepiaoliang,ninengzheimexihuanta,

wozhenyidianbuyiwai。”wobingmeiyoushuohua,dizhetoukanzheshoulidejiu。

guchengturanzouguolaizhuaizhewodelingzijiangwosisijinbidao,tiantaijiaoluo,

qingmiedekanzhewoxiaozheshuo:“keshiliuqianga,xiaoxiaotagenbenduinihaowuganjue,

tashuotaxianqinixidefabaideheiseduanxiu,taoyannishuohuadeshizuibasanfachudeechou,

taoyannikanzhetayouninideyanshen,tajuedeexin,nizhidaoma?hahahahahahaha。

”woyonglixiangzhengtuoguchengdeshou,quezenmeyezhengtuobukai,zhiyouyanleibuzhengqideyizhiwangxialiu。

tajiezheshuodao:“nineiyibaibashiwan,jiudangzuonijiwohexiaoxiaodejiehunhelile,

youqianxiaoxiaocainengguodehaobushima?”“neiyeyinggaishiwojixiaoxiao,neibiqiannizuihaomashanghaijiwo,biebiwo。

”wojixuzhengzhazhexiangyaotuoli。guchengturanshouliyihenshunjianwodebangeshenzidoubeizhuaigaolouzhiwai,

xuankongzaineili。“jiwojiuxingle!duile,gaosuni,woyihouhuiyongnizheibiqianhexiaoxiaojiehun,

yihouririyeyehexiaoxiaotongchuanggongzhendedoushiwo。”guchengshuoba,shouliyiyonglijiangwotuixiagaolou,

bingweizaochenglewoyinweigaoeqiankuanzishadejiaxiang。03huiguoshenlai,xiaoxiaoyijingdaiwoxiwanzao,

jiangwobaoruwoshi。“nizenmebagoudaiwoshilaile?”guchengkandaowoduixiaoxiaohoudao。

“xiaoqiangqiangyijingxiguozaola,henganjing,hewomenyiqishuibei。”xiaoxiaolazheguchengdeshousajiaodao。“buxing,

xiaoxiao,yougouzaizheili,women,womenbufangbiana。”guchengyibianshuozheyibianxiangxiaoxiaode**moqu。

woyigebaotiaoxiangquyaoguchengdeshou,jieguotuitaiduangoubudao,

fandaobazijishuailegegentou“wangwangwangwangwangwangwang”(laozizuogouyebuhuifangguoni,nidengzhe,

nibiepengwodexiaoxiao,woyaosini!)“haochao,zheigegouyoufashenmeshenjing。xiaoxiaoguanmenwaiquba,

zheiyangzanyeshuibuhao。”guchengshuodao。“haoba。”jiuzheiyangwobeiguandaowoshiwai,jidezhizhuanquan,

beipotingzhetamenzaiwoshifachudexiangdong。goudeerduoweishenmezheimehaoshi,

weishenmewoyijinglizheimeyuanhainengtingdao!zhongyujieshule,wokaishizaiketingsichuxunmi,

kaishishishiwodefuchoujihua!zhongyuzaishafakaodianhoumianfaxianleyibushouji,

womingmingjidedangshizaiwoshikandaoguchengshoulinazheyigeshouji,xiaoxiaoshouliyeyouyibu,neizheiyibushi?

gouzhuazizhenshibuhaoshi,zheibushoujishisheideni?zhongyuzaiendaodianyuanjianhoujiekailemituan,

pingbaoshiyigechuanzhebaoludemeinv。neibiranshiguchengdele。mimacongheerzhini?wohaidexiangxiangbanfa,

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