重生成为渣男他妈?珞狸-著

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**diyizhang：baoyu、zhuangji、icudelengguang**baoyurupu，

zazai“hengyuanziben”binglengdebolimuqiangshang，fachuchenmenerjuewangdeaiming。bangongshilizaoyirenquloukong，

sijizhongzhishengxiawocuzhongdehuxihechuangwaimohuniuqudenihongguangying。shoujipingmushizheipianheianzhongweiyideguangyuan，

lengbaideguangyingzhewocanbaidelian。pingmushangzuihouyitiaoxiaoxi，xiangyikuaishaohongdeluotie，

tangzhewodezhijianheyanjing：“tiantiannimanima，nihenimaguoquba！”——fasongduixiang，zhouyang。wangshangfan，

shiwoxiaoxinyiyi、daizhebeiweiqidaideyaoyue：“mingtianzhouliu，youkongyiqiqukandianyingma，dashuaige？

（maomaokeai.jpg）”gelemanzhangdekongbai，tadehuifucaishanshanlaichi：“womingtianmeikong，

yaopeiwomazuomeijia。”wobusixin：“nei…zhongwuyiqichigefan？xinkailejiariliao，

pingfenhengao（cantinglianjie）。”huifugengkuailexie，

yegengzhandingjietie：“womamazhongwuzuolewozuiaidehongshaopaigu，wobuchitahuinanguode。”youshimama！

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womengdizhuaqizhuoshangneigeyinzheyouzhikatongtuandemakebei——zhouyangsongde，

deyiyangyangdishuohetamamaguangjiemaide“qinzikuan”——yongjinquanshenliqi，

henhendizaxiangneimianxiangzhengzhezhichangtimiandeqianhuiseqiangbu！“kuangdang——！！！

”cierdesuilieshengsilielebangongshidejijing，rutongwocikebengliedeqingxu。

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angguideyangrongwaitaoxibaoleshui，chenzhongditiezaishenshang。jingxindalidejuanfalangbeiditiezailianjia，

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duizhemantiandayusihou：“zhouyang！nige**！mabaonan！！”shengyinbeikuangbaodeyushengsichedezhiliposui。

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tongkongjinsuo，shiyelizhishengxianeipianjisufangda、tunshiyiqiedeqiangguang！shuangjiaoxiangbeidingzaishihuadedimian，

dongdanbude！neiguangdaizhelingrenzhixidesiwangqixi，shunjianyanmeilesuoyouganguan！“weng——！！！

”yishengchenmendaolingrenlinghunzhenzhandejuxiang！shijinshuyugugemengliezhuangjidekongbushengyin！

wufaxingrongdejutongzaiwanfenzhiyimiaoneizhakai，xiangshishentibeiwushushaohongdegangdaotongshitongchuan、jiaosui！

judadechongjilijiangwohenhenpaoqi，

kuangxuanzhuan、diandao——binglengdenihong、hunhuangdeludeng、mijideyuxian……quandoujiaochengyituanzhengningmohudeguangying。

jinjiezhe，shiwubianwuji、binglengzhanchoudeheian，daizhenongzhongcibidexiaodushuihexuexingdetiexiuwei，

manhengdijiangwotuoruwushengdeshenyuan。yishichedichenlun。

……**dierzhang：shenyuanhuixiangyuhuangdan“xinsheng”**heian。wubianwujide、zhanchoubinglengdeheian。

yishixiangyikuaichenrumohaididepobu，beiwuxingdeyangliusiche、jiya、roucuo。jutongshiweiyidemaodian，

yizhongwuchubuzai、shenrugusuideduntonghesiliegan，tixingzhewozhiliposuide“cunzai”，erzheicunzaibenshen，

jiushiyichangkuxing。ouer，huiyoubinglengciyandeguangshuduanzandisilieheian，

“jiashu……zhouyang……dianhua……wurenjieting……”“zaishi……xiayigejinjilianxiren……”“jiashu”？

“zhouyang”？“wurenjieting”？！zheijigeposuideci，xiangcuiledudebingzhui，henhenzhajinhundundeyishishenchu！

weishenme？weishenmezaiwofenshensuigu、shengsiweibudeshihou，tayiranlianxibushang？haishi……tagenbenbuxiangjie？

judadeshiluoheshenrugusuideyuanhen，rutongbinglengdechaoshuihunhezheguntangdeyanjiang，shunjianjiangcancundeyishiyanmei。

suodangrande“woma”……“peiwomazuomeijia”、“womazuolehongshaopaigu”……xiangwushugenxixiaodeduzhen，

mimimamadizhazaibinlinbengkuideshenjingmoshao，fanfuzhuoshao！*pingshenme？！pingshenmewoyaochengshouzheixie？！

pingshenmetazhouyangkeyixinanlidedidangtademabaonan，xiangshoutamamawuweibuzhide“hongshaopaigu”，

erwoqueyaozaizheilifenshensuigu，liangejiedianhuaderendoumeiyou？！*zheitaotiandeyuanfen、buganhejizhideweiqu，

zaijutongyuqiangxiaozhenjingjizhizaodehundunxuanwozhong，niuqu、fajiao、pengzhang……zuizhong，

rutongyayidaojixiandehuoshan，mengdizhakai！*weng——！*bushizhuangjisheng，

ershiyizhonglinghunbeiqiangxingchouli、yishibeipaoruniuqushikongdexuanyungan！**disanzhang：zhongsheng？woshitama！

**zaici“zhengyan”，guangxianrouhelexuduo。bushiyiyuanneizhongcanbaicimudelengguang，

ershi……wennuandemihuangsedengguang？shenxiashiyichangrouruanshushidechugan，

bijianyingraozheyigu……shuxide、nongyude、lingrenzuooudehongshaopaiguhunhezhelianjiaxiangshuidetianniqiwei？

womengdizuoqishen！yingruyanliande，shiyijianzhuangxiufenggejiqifukua、duimanleisiheliangpianzhuangshidefangjian。

judadeoushishuzhuangtaishangbaimanlepingpingguanguan，

yimianxiangzheshuizuandekuazhangjingziyingchule“wo”xianzaideyangzi——yigebaoyangdeyi、fengyunyoucun，

danmeiyanjiantouzhejingmingsuanjiheguodubaoyanghenjidezhongniannvren！pifujinzhideyouxiebuziran，

zuichuntuzheguoyuxianyandemeihongse，toufatangzhekuazhangde**lang，shenshangchuanzheyijianzhuimanliangpiandesichoushuipao。

zheishiwo？！bu！zhei……zheifenmingshizhouyangshoujipingbaoshang，talouzhexiaodeyiliancanlandeneigenvren！

taneigebaobeidebuxingdema——wangmeijuan！*wo……wozhongshengchengzhanantamale？！

*judadehuangmiuganrutonghaixiaobanchongjizhewocancundeyishi。jiuzaizheishi，woshimenbei“peng”diyishengtuikai。

“ma！”yigeshuxiyoumoshengdeshengyindaizhenongnongdeweiquheyilaixiangqi。shizhouyang！nianqingbandezhouyang，

chuanzhejiajufu，toufaluanzaozaode，lianshangdaizheyisiweitunjindeqingsehecikehaobuyanshidefanzao。

tajiuneiyangzhitingtingdizhanzaimenkou，xiangshouletiandaweiqudehaizi，

duizhe“wo”——wangmeijuan——baoyuandao：“ma！linweitataiguofenle！tajuranmawo！mawogenniguoqu！

tapingshenmea！bujiurangtadengleyihuierma？

”kanzhezheizhangwocengmilianguode、cikequexiemanyouzhihemabaoqixidelian，tingzhezheidiandaoheibaidegaozhuang，

yiguwufayizhide、hunhezhebaofu**hehuangdanfennudehongliushunjianchongkualelizhi！“pingshenme？！

”wo（wangmeijuan）desangyinjianlidibagao，daizheyizhongkerugusuidehudubennengheshijingpofudemanheng，

mengdicongneizhanghaohuadachuangshangtiaoxialai，jibuchongdaozhouyangmianqian，baoyangdeyideshouzhijihuchuodaotabizishang，

“zhouyang！wodehaodaer！talinweisuangeshenmedongxi？！yigekaolianshangwei、beirenshuilanledepoxie！

yeganmawoerzi？yeganxianqiwozheigedangmade？！

”zheijiansuankebo、wuyanhuiyurutongbennengbancongwozuiliqingxieerchu，liuchangderangwozijidouxinjingroutiao！

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suijixiangshizhaodaolezhuxingu，weiqugengshen：“jiushi！ma，nibuzhidaotajintianduowuliqunao！

wojiushixiangpeininquzuogemeijia，zhongwuchininzuodepaigu，tajiubuyiburaode！haishuaidongxi！jianzhibukeliyu！

”tingzhetazheiwanquanbizhongjiuqing、bazerenquantuijiwodeshuoci，kanzhetaneifu“womazuidongwo”deyilaibiaoqing，

wo（wangmeijuan）xiongzhongdexiehuo“cheng”diyixiashaodegengwang！“bukeliyu？wokantashijilianbuyaolian！

”wo（wangmeijuan）chazheyao，tuomoxingzijihupendaozhouyanglianshang，“erzi！nitingmade！zheizhongnvren，

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mingtianmajiujinijieshaozhangjuzhangdenver，lilaobandezhinv，nagebubitaqiangbaibei？！”zheixiehua，

edu、zhuxin，xiangcuidudebishou，yidaodaozhaxiang“linwei”。erzuowei“wangmeijuan”shuochuzheixiehuadewo，

neixinqueshengqiyizhongniuqude、jinhuzinvede**。kana，zhouyang，zheijiushinima！

zheijiushinifengruoshenming、yongyuanpaizaidiyiweidema！tajiushizheiyangkandainixihuandenvren！

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zhouyanglianshangguoranluchuyisidongyaoherentong：“ma，nishuodedui……shiwoyiqiantaihutule。

linweita……kenengzhendebutaishihewo。”talianshangneidiandui“linwei”dekuijiu，

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rukoujihua！doushitiaodezuihaodeleipai！kuaichangchang，lianglejiubuhaochile！mazhidaonizuiaichizheige！

”wobeizheiguliliangtuozhe，xianggetixianmuou。cantingzhuozishang，

guoranbaizheyidapenyouguangfaliang、jiangzhinongyudehongshaopaigu，pangbianhaiyoujidiejingzhidexiaocai。

zheijiushizhouyangkouzhong“buchimamahuinanguo”dehongshaopaigu？cikezai“wangmeijuan”deganguanli，

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”wo（wangmeijuan）yinqindilakaiyizi，anzhezhouyangdejianbangrangtazuoxia，ranhounaqikuaizi，

jiaqizuidazuifeimeideyikuaipaigu，buyoufenshuodijiuwangtazuilisai，

dongzuodaizheyizhongburongjujuedeqiangshihe……lingrenmaogusongrandezhanyouyu。“a——zhangzui！maweini！changchang，

madeshouyishibushibiwaimianneixieluanqibazaodeguanziqiangbaibei？”zhouyangshuncongdizhangkaizui，

lianshangluchumanzuheyilaidexiaorong，hanhubuqingdishuo：“ng！mazuodepaigu，tianxiadiyihaochi！

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“ou——！”wo（wangmeijuan）mengdituikaizhouyang，chongdaopangbiandelajitong，juliediganouqilai！

yanleibitibushoukongzhidiyongchu。bushiyinweipaigu，shiyinweizheilingrenzhixide、niuqudemuziguanxi！

yinweizheijushentili，yigeqingxingdelinghunzhengzaibeizheihuangdandexianshiheedudesiweilingchi！“ma！

manizenmele？！”zhouyangjinghuangshicuodipaizhewode（wangmeijuande）bei。

“mei……meishi……”wo（wangmeijuan）taiqitou，lianseshabai，

kanzhezhouyangneizhangxiemanguanqiequewubiyuchundelian，yigujudadewuliganhejuewangchedijuezhulewo。zhongsheng？

zheishichengfa！shidiyu！shirangwoqinshentiyanzheilingrenzuooudemuaiqiulong！jiuzaizheijizhidehunluanheexinganzhong，

yanqiandejingxiangkaishijuliehuangdong、niuqu。

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xuanzhuanzhesuilie、lazhang，zuizhongbeiyipiancimudebaiguangtunshi！

*di——di——di——*guilverbinglengdedianziyin，rutongconglingyigeshijiechuanlai，yuelaiyueqingxi。

**disizhang：binglengxianshiyuzongcaideyinying**zhanchoudeheianbeiqiangxingsikaiyidaofengxi。

ciyandebaiguangzhuoshaozheyanpi，bansuizhewuchubuzaide、shenrugusuidejutong。

houlonglixiangshisaimanleguntangdeshali，meiyiciweiruodehuxidouqianchezhequanshendeshangkou，

dailaiyizhensiliebandetongchu。“e……”yishengweiruoderutongtanxide**，cong**liedezuichunjianyichu。

“xingle！bingrenyoufanyingle！”yigedaizhejingxidenvshengzaipangbianxiangqi，suijishijicudejiaobusheng。

wofeilidixiankaichenzhongdeyanpi，shixianmohulehenjiu，caimianqiangjujiao。canbaidetianhuaban，

binglengdejinshuyiqishanshuozhehonglvdeguangdian，toumingdeshuyeguancongshoubeiwanyanxiangshang。

nongzhongdexiaodushuiqiweibadaodizhanjuzhemeiyicunkongqi。zheilishi……yiyuanzhongzhengjianhushi（icu）。

wohaihuozhe。neigehuangdande“zhongsheng”meng……jieshule。judadeqingxingzhihou，shigengshendepibeihemangran。

shentifangfobushizijide，beihouzhongdeshigao、bengdaihegezhongdaoguanlaolaojinguzaichuangshang，dongdanbude。

shaoweidongyixiashouzhi，douqiancheqiquanshendeshenjing，tongdewodaoxiyikoulengqi。chuangbiansihuyouren。

wojiannandizhuandongyanzhu。yigetingbaerchenmodeshenyingzuozaineili，nizhechuangwaidetianguang（huoxushitanshideng？），

lunkuoxiandeyouxielengying。bushizhouyang。tachajuedaowodedongjing，huanhuanzhuanguotou。

guangxiangoulechutajiqishenkeerlengjundecelianxiantiao，bilianggaoting，xiahexianjinbengrudaoxue。

jishigezheyiduanjuli，yenengganshoudaotashenshangneizhongjiujushangwei、bunuziweideyapogan。shiguyanzhou！

hengyuanzibenneigegaogaozaishang、shenlongjianshoubujianweidenianqingceo！tazenmehuizaizheili？

neishuangshensuiruhantandeyanjing，cikezhengluozaiwoshenshang，meiyourenheqingxubodong，quedaizheyizhongshenshideruili，

fangfonengchuantoupinang，zhishilinghunshenchudelangbei。“xingle？”tadeshengyinxiangqi，dichenpingwen，

xiangdatiqinzuidichendexianyin，tingbuchusihaobolan，quexiangzhongchuiqiaozaijijingdebingfangli。wozhanglezhangzui，

houlonglizhifachuhehede、posuideqiyin。jingkonghejudadewenhaozaiyandifanyong：taweishenmezaizheili？

zhouyangni？wodaodizenmeyangle？guyanzhousihududonglewodeyiwen。tazhanqishen，

gaodadeshenyingdailaiyipiangengjuyapogandeyinying。tazoudaochuangbian，muguangyijiusuodingzhewo，

daizheyizhongdongxiyiqiedelengjing。“woshiguyanzhou。”tayanjianyigai，yuqimeiyourenheqifu，

queziziqingxi，zazaiwodeyishili，“zhuangnideren，shiwodesiji。shiguquanzezaisijiyanzhongchaosu，

yiji……nidangshichuyushikongzhuangtaichongrujidongchedao。”tadunledun，

neishuangshenbujiandideyanjinglisihushanguoyisijidande、nanyibuzhuodeqingxu，“gongsihuichengdansuoyouzeren，

fuzeniquanbudeyiliaofeiyonghehouxupeichang。nizhixuyaozuoyijianshi——anxinyangshang。”taweiweifushen，

liwogengjinleyixie，neigulengliede、daizhedandanxuesongqixideweidaohunhezhexiaodushuiweiqinruwodeganguan。

tademuguangruiliruyingsun，fangfoyaochuantouwodetongkong，kandaowohunmiqianneiyikeduizhouyangdeyuandui，

kandaowoduiliuyandekongju，kandaowolinghunshenchudebugan。“zhiyugongsilineixieluanqibazaodeshengyin，

”tadeshengyinyadegengdi，daizheyizhongburongzhiyidezhangkongli，“wohuichuliganjing。nibuxuyaodanxin。

”liuyan？！tazhidaole？！yiguhanyishunjiancongjiaodicuanshangtouding，bishentidetengtonggengrangrenzhanli。

tazhidaoduoshao？tadasuanzenme“chuli”？yizhonggangchuhuxueyourulangwodekongjuganjuezhulewo。

woshitucongtadebiaoqinglixunzhaoyisixiansuo，danneizhangyingjunquelengyingrudiaosudelianshang，

chulejueduidelengjinghezhangkong，shenmedoukanbuchulai。

**diwuzhang：huangjinlaolongyuliuyanfengbao**guyanzhoushuodaozuodao。wohenkuaibeizhuanyichuleyayideicu，