• 章节目录

小说简介

chuanyuejiakongxiaoshuo《zhongshengchengzhuchiren,kaogudaomudeneizhong》,shizuozhe“banyezhuyinshangshen”dujiachupinde,zhuyaorenwuyouzhuyingzhangqiling。gushiqingjiejincou,yinrenrusheng,duhourangrenjiujiubunengwanghuai。chenmotingbutaidongputonghua,danshitaiduhaorongyihaixiu,yangjiexianqigoutongtaimafan,zijijingxinzhunbeidiaojieqifendexieyingengxiaohuachen……

精彩章节

【wocao,zheimeniubia?】

【tazenmebijiaoshouhaixianfaxian】

【tashuoxianfaxianjiushixianfaxian?shuobudingshijiaoshouganjuechubuduizhihou,chenzhejiaoshoubunengbaifenbaiqueren,xianbahuashuole】

【ai,nimennengbunengbuyaolaoshiqujiexiaogedeyisirenjiahuabenlaijiushao,jiemuhuilaikanjiannimatazhijiebianyabale】

【neiyeshiyoujiqianwanmeijindeyaba】

【ai,danshijiaoshoudeaicaizhixinshizhende,nimenkanjiaoshoudeliangyanfaguangdeyanjing】

【neizheifujinshibushiyoudamua】

【shuobudingzhangqilingjiushidaomudeni,yaoburantazenmebijiaoshouxianfaxian】

【zenmehaizaoqiyaolaile】

【chuanfubujianle,tashibushidiaoxiashuile?haihuozhema?!】

【wojiushuoneichuanfubushishenmehaodongxi】

【chuanfushibushichushile?!】

【zhuangbeizhuangbeihaizaibuzai?wurenjizhuantoua!!】

【danshizheidongzhijiejiunengchuqu,yemeishenmexiangmigongyiyangdechalukoule,wojuedeshichuanfuchushile】

“xiaochuanhedachuanzhongjianlianzhedeshengsuobeigele”

“zhuangbei!zhuangbeimeile!”

“wocawojiuzhidaoneichuanfubushishenmehaodongxi,buyaorangwozaidaidaota,laoziyiquanshangqu”

“lengjing!dajialengjing!”

“qianmianshijishidi,chuanfuzoule,womenguobuqu。”zhangqilingnazheheijingudaodunzuozaichuantou。

“jishidi?shiwoxiangdeneigema”

“jileideji,shitineigeshi!?”

wangyumenghechenmoxiangjihandao。

zhangqilingzhidaozheishihoushuoyidaduanhuabuhuioocle。

tashuo:“chuangongcongxiaochizheigezhangda,suoyishenshangyoushiqicainenganranguozheigedong。”

zhangqilingzheimeyishuo,liangweikaoguzhuanjiadunshitihuguanding。

wangantingdaozheiduanhuajuedezhangqilingwuxingjigao,zhishiyuanbo,henxiangyaoqingzhangqilingzuotadexueshengdanshixianzaiqingkuangjinjizhinengxianxinggezhi。

wanganganjinshuo“duiwoxiangqilaile!wotingshuoguoyixiechuanwen,gurenguozheizhongdongdoushiyipaisirenbangzheyipaihuorencainenganquantongguo。”

“?neixianzaichuanfumeile,zenmeban!”yangjieshigejixingzi。

“zhinengwangqian。”libuyiyanleibitiyibayibaliuzhandouzheshoushuo。

“huiqulukoutaizhai,chuanfuduizheiliyinggaixiangdangshuxile,taizhaitaiaidedongkou,womenhuiyouweixian。”zheishizhanglaoshuodao。

【aiyou,libuyizhendeshiwodekaixinguo,taihaoxiaole】

【tazenmelaonengzaizheimeyansudeshihourangwoxiaochulai?】

【喜剧天赋】

【张柒灵有点本事】

【tazhidaozenmezaobushuo?】

【neichuanfujiushitanledianqian。guoshandongdeshihouyemeishi,sheizhidaotahuituranbujianle】

【neichuanfubuyidingxiangbatamenzhuangbeitouzoua,shengzikenengshilushangshitougedechuanfukenengshizaoyubuce】

【naerneimeduokeneng,xianzaiqingkuangjiushichuanfumeilezhuangbeimeilezheibuyixiangjiugailvzuidadejiushichuanfuqiangjiea】

【shenmeqiangjie?haimeiqiangni,zheishitou】

【zheixiaogezhendeshiyoudianzhishichubeizaideminjianzhuanjiabushishuoshuode】

【neixiaogekaitoubushiyejiaotamenxiaoxinlema?】

【xiaogebushishuodongyouwenti】

【buhuihaimeidaodongkoujiuyaoquanjunfumeiba?】

【bushizheihaimeikaishitanxianni?】

【wojiushuojiemuzuyinggaizaizhaojigeqianlechengnuoshuderenbatamensongdaogumukou,xianzaihaolezenmeban?】

zheishiqianmianyinyinmaochulelvguang。

wangyumengshiwangjiaoshoudenver,pingchangyejianguobushaoshimianle,tanulishenhuxijikourangzijipingjingxialai。

danshikanjianqianfangdelvguang,tabiaoqingyeweiweiyouxieshikong:“zheibushiguiba?!”

kaoguzuijihuizheigele。wangjiaoshoupaileyixianverjiaotabizui“kaoguzenmenengshuozheizhonghua?!”

xianzaizheizhongqingkuangbuyayushangyijigumumijingzaimuxuezhongzuijingcaideyiduanzhiyi。

zhibojianrenshuzaicibaozhang!

zhangqilingbiaomianshangmianseningzhong,budongrushan。

tazhizhidedunzuozaichuantou,fangfozhongrendebaohushen,danshineixinliyijingbeifengkuangshangzhangdejifenchonghunletounao。

(......womeikancuoba!!womeikancuoba..!?)

(yiyifen!?yigeyi!?yijingkeyijiesuoxinmajiale!!!)

【滴----】

【tansuozhexinmajiayijiesuo,xuyaoshiyong9qianwanyinxiangfenjinxingduihuan】

【是否确认】

【YES/NO】

(nononoxianno,zhibocaigangkaishi,ruguowozhihouyudaokunnanlezenmeban?xiancunzhexiancunzhedengzheigegumujieshuwozaimai。)

【已确认NO】

【qingtansuozhezaijiezaili】

zhangqilingweiyuchoumou,juedingxianzanzhejifen,dengzijiyixingrendeshengmingmeiyouweixianlezaikaiqixindemajia。

这时候进退两难。

yixingrenjinzhangdedingzheyanqiandelvguang,quezhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhechuanyuelaiyuejin。

zheigeshuidongdaolelvguangneiyiduanbianchengleyigeshifenjudadetianranyandong,yandongdimianshangquandoushilvyouyoudefushi。

youyicenghuisebomoyiyangdedongxi,fuzaitamenshenshangjinjinbaozhe。

youjizhijudadeshibiecongshitilipochulai。

“呕—”

“...完了”

“扎西德勒”

wangyumengkanjianzheigejingxiang,renbuzhudiganou。

libuyicongxiaodaodadoumeiyoujianguozheigechangmian,jiashangtafeitongyibandezhijuegaosutazheilideweixianxishujigao。yishizhijiantanzuozaichuanzhongyangjuewangninan。

chenmokanjianzheizhongjingxiang,renbuzhubianlebianlianse。

fushishangdeshibiemenzhengzaizixiangcanshaxiangdayuchixiaoyuyiyang。dadeshibiebaxiaodeshibiechidu。

“dangxinshibie。”zhangqilingzuozaichuantoushuo。

tadehuayubachuanneizhongrenzaluandexiangfazanting。

“shibie?!shuliconglaimeiyoujizaiguoyouzheimedadeshibie!zheitaidale,jianzhijiuxiang…jianzhijiuxiangbianyi!”

kunchongxuejiawangyumengduizheizhongdongwujingchangyoushelie。renbuzhujingshengjiantan,xingyandengzheanshangdekongbushengwu,danqueyinweizhouweijijingdehuanjingyadijingkongdeshengyin。

【xinwuzhong!bianyiwuzhong!】

【呕...呕呕呕】

dangchuanxingshidaojishidishidanmushunjianbaozha。

【好多尸体】

【zheidebaojingba,zenmehuiyouzheimeduoren?!】

【已报警】

【zheijiemuzheimeda,youshigumu,kendingyouguanfanglianxidejingchazaidunshou】

zheishihoudanmuzhongpiaolaijinhuangdeguanfangzimu。

【zheshijingchazongju:yishoudao,zhengzaizuzhixiaoduidiaocha】

【woqu!!!womashangjiaodaoshiguolai!】

【mengmengdoumeijianguo!zhendeshixindebianyishengwu!!】

zheishihouzhengzaihezhongyangdeyiqunrentingdaoleqianfangchuanchuleqiyideguaisheng。

zheishengyinjiuhaoxiangwushuzhimayizairudong,wushuzhizhanglangzaipaxingwushugerenzaijianghua,suoyourendouanjingxialai。

suoyourendezhuyilidouhaoxiangbeizheishengyinxiyinleguoqu。

zhangqilingzhidaozheishineizhijudadeshibiegaodegui。

tazhuazhulitazuijinzhangrunjiejiaoshoudejianbanghenhenyaohuanglejixia。

danzhangrunjiejiaoshouyijiumeiyouqingxingguolai。yanjingmimangdezhushizheqianfangxinshenquandoubeizheishengyinxiyinzhe。

zhangqilingzhidao,zaizheiyangxiaqu,bujintarenwuwanbucheng,zuihouliangumurukoudoujinbuqu,jiemujiudejieshu。biewutafa,zhinengbazhongrenchuaixiachuan。

yangjiekongjudizhushizhezhouweilingrenzuooudejingse。

aiyuwurenjihewangyumengchenmoliangweinvshi,tahenhenyayizhezijishentidezhandou。

keshiturantafaxianzhouweidouanjingle,zhiyoucongqianfangchuanchulaidelingsheng。

yangjiewangjilesuoyoukongju,zhizhidaodingzheqianfang,tajuedelingshengzhirucimeimiao,zhiyaorangtayizhitingzhezheilingsheng,juranjiusuanrangtasiyeyuanyi。

yangjiezhidaozijidezhuangtaibuduijing,danshiquezenmeyebunengbazhuyilijizhongqilai。

tamannaozidoushineigeshengyin,jiuzaizheigeshihou,takanjianyanqianheiyingyishan,buzhidaoshisheihenhentiletayijiaobatachuaijinleheli。

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