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叮铃铃……
suizhejicudeshangke**xiangqi，chaodelimunaoguaziwengwengde。
tahuanlegefangxiang，jixupazaikezhuoshangshuijue。yanpichenzhong，xiangshizhuileqiankuai，zenmeyetaibuqilai。
zhouweiwengwengde，doushitongxuemenxixisusufanshudeshengyin。
haiyourenxiaoshengdedigu：“limuzheihuoyoushuizhele。”
“xu，biechaoxingta，youhaoxikanle。”
limudetongzhuo，yigedaizheheikuangyanjingdeshougaoge，zhengyilianhuaixiaodedingzheta。
tabingmeiyoujiaoxinglimudeyisi。
“zhiya”yisheng，jiaoshimenkaile。
banzhurenneizhangyansudelianchuxianzaimenkou。
zhijiantajiazhejiaocai，zoudaojiangtaishang，suishoubashupaizaizhuozishang。
fachu“pa”deyishengxiang。
jiaoshilishunjiananjingxialai。
banzhurensaoshileyiquanjiaoshi，mianwubiaoqingdeshuodao：“shangke。”
“起立。”
班长蒋倩喊了一声。
quanbantongxuexixilaladezhanqilai。
“老师您好。”
tongxuemendeshengyinyouqiwuli。
banzhurendiandiantou，yebuzaiyi。
zhengyaoshiyitongxuemenzuoxia，yanjiaodeyuguangquepiejianlesuozaiweishengyijiaolidelimu。
neijiahuozhengpazaizhuozishang，shuidezhenghan。
banzhurendemeitoushunjianningchengleyigegeda，tashenxiyikouqi，nuliyazhizhenuhuo。
liantadekedouganshuijue，dantingfeia。
laobanshenshounaqiyigenfenbi，dianledian。
suihoumiaozhunrenglechuqu，xingchengyigewanmeidepaowuxian。
quanbantongxuedezhuyilishunjianbeifeichuqudefenbitouzixiyin，suizhefenbitouzijingzhundezazailimudenaodaishang，quanbansuoyoutongxuedeshixiandoujizhongzailimushenshang。
danlimuquanwufanying，jixuhanshuizhe。
“jiwojiaoxingta。”laobanyuqibushan。
pangbiandetongxuetuiletuilimu。
shuiyanxingzhongdelimuzheicaiyouyouzhuanxing。
tamangrandehuanshisizhou，kanzhezhouweiyiqunxueshengmoyangderenhuotongqing、huoxingzailehuodenggezhongfuzaqingxudekanzheziji，limumengle。
“wo...woca，zheishina，nimenshishei？”
wotmbushizaifangjianliwandixiachengyuyongshi，fankunzhihoujiushangchuangshuijuelema？
zheitmji**nalaile？
zheimoshengdehuanjingmoshengderen，nandaozijizaizuomeng？
这时，
youyigefenbitouhuachuyidaojingmeidepaowuxian，jingzhundezazailimutoushang。
limuyigejiling，shentijihushixiayishidecongzuoweishangzhanqi。
“yidianfanyingdoumeiyou，jiwodaohoumianzhanzhequqingxingqingxing！”
banzhurendeshengyinxiangbingzhuizi，zhadetaerduoshengteng。
limuzaicixiayishidezhandaojiaoshihoufang，tiezheqiangbizhanhao。
qiangbideliangyitouguobobodechenshan，rangtadalegehanzhan，shidetadeyishizhongyuqingxingleyixie。
tataiyan，daliangzhesizhou。
moshengdejiaoshi，moshengdekezhuo，moshengderenlian。
yiqiedouneimezhenshi，zijigenbenjiubushizaizuomeng！
limudanaodunshilveweicitongqilai，jiyiruposuidejingpian，yipianpiansanluozainaohai。
“woshilimu，shicangnanerzhongdeyimingxuesheng...？”
“suoyi，wozheishihunchuanle？”
limunaozilimaochuzheiyangyigeniantou。
ruruoburan，genbenjieshibuqingtanaohaizhonglingwaiyiduanjiyi。
tahenhenqialezijiyiba。
疼！
不是做梦！
他真的穿越了！
limuxintiaokaishijiasu，xueyetutudizhuangjizhexueguan。
yigunanyiyanyudexingfengan，jiazazheyisisixinhuang，zaitaxiongqianglifanyong。
“zheigeshijiebainianqianbeiheiwulongzhao，quanshijiezhishengxiadaxiahaianranwuyang。”
suizhezheijushentidejiyibuduanyongxian，limuyechenzhefazhandeshijian，kaishixiaohuanaohaizhongdejiyi。
“si~weishenmemomingdeganjueshuxia。”
cangnanerzhong，bainianqianheiwulongzhaoquanshijie，weidudaxiaxianganwushi。
“youyijianshiqingyaoxuanbuyixia。”banzhurenmianxiangquanbantongxueqingleqingsangzi，jixushuodao：“tongxuemen，jintianwomenbanlaileyiweixintongxue。”
“大家欢迎。”
xixilaladezhangshengxiangqi。
limumanbujingxindichaomenkouwangqu。
然后，他愣住了。
yigeshaonian，jingjingdizhanzaimenkou。
heiduanchanmu，zhezhuletadeshuangyan，kanbuqingtadebiaoqing。
danneiqizhangdeshenxing，neiqinglengdeqizhi，yourangtagandaomomingdeshuxi。
“ziwojieshaoyixiaba。”
“dajiahao，wojiaolinqiye，yihouqingdajiaduoduoguanzhao。”
feichangputongdeziwojieshao，keyishuohaowutese。
danjiaoshihoumiandelimuquedajingshise。
cangnanerzhong、heiwulongzhao、linqiye，zheitmbushizhanshendeshijiema？
zheigeshenhuashengwuhengxing，waijieshenlingkuisidaxiadeweixianshijie。
erzuiguanjiandeshi，zijishenchudezheigejiaoshijiuqianzangzheguaiwu--nantuosheyao。
完犊子啦！
天崩开局啊！
haiyiweizijikeyibahuaxiadegezhongremengequyingshidaidaozheigeshijie，congerzoushangrenshengdianfeng，chengweibeishouzhumudedamingxing。
meixiangdaozheilijuranshizhanshendeshijie，yigejiduweixiandeshijie。
“dengdeng，wobuhuiyijingzaishinianqiansileba？”
limuturanxiangqi，zhenggecangnanzaiyijingbeishipoyuanjimochule。
而现在的苍南，
zhengzuochengshi，baokuoshinianqiandesuoyourendouzhishizailinqiyeshenxu--fanchenshenyudeqijizhixiacaideyicunzai。
“budui，woshizuijinjiniancailaidaocangnande。genjujiyi，shiyinweifumugongzuodiaodongdeyuanyin。
ranhouyinweiyiciyiwai，fumuchuchehuoshuangwang，zhiliuxiayibicaichan。”
jiyichadaozheili，limudunshisongleyikouqi，haihaozhishifumushuangwang，zijiyidianshiyemeiyou。
erqie，fumushuangwangbuzhengshizhujiaodebiaopeima？
zaijiashangzijizuozaiweishengyijiao，yejiushisuoweidewangdeguxiang。
zhongzhongshijibiaoming，zijichuanyuedaozheigeshijie，jiushiyaochengweizhujiaode！
“suoyi，shuyuwodejinshouzhizainali？”
limuzheiyangxiangzhe，naohaizhongturanxiangqiyidaoshengyin。
‘dingdong，waigualaila！’
‘dixiachengxitong--qidong！’
‘zhengzaibangdingzhong...’
‘绑定成功。’
‘xitongzhengzaijiazai...’
‘百分之一..’
‘百分之五..’
‘wangluolianjiezhongduan，zhengzaichangshizhongxinlianjie。’
‘baifenzhibai，jiazaichenggong，yongshiyimiao。’
‘suzhuninhao，woshinindexitongjinglingsailiya，jintianyoushichongmanqiwandeyitian。’
（xinrenxinshuqiuzhichi。）
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