chuanyuezhongshengwen《zhongshengdaozulanchengkechutaoneiyiwan》huobaolaixi！jiangshunannvzhujiaoguyanlinzelinqianzhijianfashengdejingcaigushi，zuozhe“shiguofulongaotianya”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin，zuopinjianjie：chouchuzaojiuzanghaodediangun，xianfazhiren，jiangmeifanyingguolaidejingweiliaodaozaidi。guanlicengdajing，shishengdahan，danbeiwoyongdiangunyigegedian……
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xinlaidejushuaifuwuyuanlinzeyudaoweijishi，buguyiqiehaozhaochengkechutao。
woduzaidongchemenkou，chadianbeikonghuangdechengkecaitachengrouni。
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zheiyiwan，wo「weizuizisha」。
diertian，tahelinzejiehun。
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zhongshenghou，wohuidaoledongcheshiguneiyitian。
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dangwozhengkaiyanjing，linzexiaoyingyingdedilaiyibeiniunai，yandianzangdechengdekuaiyi。
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tadeshoushenwoyanqianhuanglehuang，helinqiantongkuandelanzuanqinglvduijieyaoyancimu。
wojieguoniunai，didaochunbian，meiyoucuoguolinzeyanlidedeyi。
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tayijingduiwolengbaolisangeyue。
“guyan，linzeshinishidi，nishundaitixieyixia，jindaoyigeshigedebenfen。”
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linqianhaizhenshiduolvle，shangyishiwodoubeilinzejikengsile，tanaozihaibujingming？naliyongdezhetitacaoxin！
wogangyaohuifu，shouzhichushangpingmu，youshoulehuilai。
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“wobuzhidaofashengleshenme，danlinxianshengshiyigehenyouzerenxindenanhai，womendoushikanzaiyanlide！darenjiushinidebudui，nideduitadaoqian！”
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颜值即正义!
linzezhangdeshuai，suoyitazuoshenmedoushiduide。
所有人都袒护他。
gengyourendatongleliechedejubaorexian。
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fagui，jinbi，xiesiguowenshu......geyoubutong。
danwomeiyoufancuo，wopingshenmeyaoqusiguo？
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danshizonggongchengshijianchiyaoyuanluxingshi。
jifenzhonghou，linzechuxianle，zhijieyibeiniunaiyaoyunwo。
结果是——
liecheshangqianmingchengkezangshenhaiyu，hongdongquanguo，chengleguojichouwen。
youleqianshidejiyi，wobuhuizaifantongyangdecuowu！
tongguochuanghukanjian，haipingmianshangdeqipaozaibuduanshangsheng。
shigaonongdudejiawanqiheti，judu！
没有时间了！
我正要冲去驾驶室。
林泽拦在我面前。
“zhizezaishen，wojuebuhuirangniyouaigongwu！”
qunzhongdoushiyipiankuazantarenzhenfuze。
linzegengzhebozi：“jiusuannidasiwo，yebuhuirangniguoqu！”
womeiyoucuoguotayandiyinhuidedeyi。
duizhelinzedemianmen，haobuliuqingdeyiquanhuichuqu。
“gunkai！laozidabusini！”
jirantafeiyaoyingyongjiuyi，neijiuchengquantahaole！
修仙界废柴，意外绑定躺平系统，越努力嘎的越快
作者：熬夜更文兽
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栏目：古代
四合院：弃养？反手送父上军管会
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