zhujiaoshilimobaidairuyudexiaoshuojiao《zhongshengfendouniandai》,zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshijianfengtongzhizuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:jiushiniandaimo,shangjibiandi,wanyaojiushijianqian!danshidaijuxian,meirendong!meirengan!tiefanwanxiangme?xiang。danjinfanwan,gengxiang!zuozhaji,zuonaicha,zuodazuoqiang!zuoyouxi,quanmianfei,qiangzhanhulianwangshichang!tiqianbujuwenyu,dazaohuangjinyidai,rangminzuzixin,guafanchuhai!————lifu:“sha?tigongyixiayinxingxinxi?yaojiwozhuanliangqianwan?woerzirangzhuande?”“nimenzheishizhapianba?woxunsiwoerziyemeizheimeduoqiana!”“ding!nindezhanghudaozhangliangqianwanyuanzheng。”“fukuanren,limobai。”————zhonghuifendoushidai!...
di12zhangdongwoxiongdizhe·zouzhi!
zaoshang,limobailaidaoxuexiao。haoqiaobuqiao,zaixiaomenkouyudaoletianzhuangfei。zheisidingzheigeheiyanquan,yikanjiushizongyuguodudeyangzi。
gujishinazhezijideqianquwaimianhaileyiye。
怎么不怕猝死?
dangranle。limobaibuxiwangtachushier。zhishaozaizijijihuawanchengqian,tabunengchushier。
“jintian,fangxuele,zaijiwonaliangqiankuai。wojiufangniyima。zheijianshi,wojiudangguoqule。yihou,nibuyongxiaojingwole。danwohaihuizhaozheni。“tianzhuangfeijiamadao。
caiyitiandegongfu,tajiufanleyifan。henxianran,zheihuoyijingbeitanlanfushilelizhile。
“tianzhuangfei?niwenbailianshouqianle?”zheihuahaoqiaobuqiaode,beihubingtingjianle。
genlimobaibuyiyang,hubingshigejixingzi。erqiekongwuyouli。
taxianglaishiyuanyiweipengyouchutoude。yeshisanzhongyoumingdeerlengzi。tianzhuangfeiduiqihaishitingjidande。
limobai:“......。”
“meishier。laohu。womenzou。”limobailanzhuyaofabiaodehubing,jitianzhuangfeishilegeyanse,xianxinglikaile。
tianzhuangfeikanlimobaizheimeshiqu,zheimesong。fangxindetongshi,xinligengjiachidingtale。
bubazheisongbaodeqianquanbugaoguolai,wobuxingtian。
“daodizenmehuishier?zheisunzizhaniqianle?taganwentiniyaoliangqian?”hubinghuomaosanzhang。weitianzhuangfeiganqifuzijixiongdierbaozao!
limobai:“meishier。woxinliyoushu。nifangxin,woshineizhonghuichikuiderenma?”
“nibiesonga。zanmenyoubushiganbuguota?zheiqishijiushihujiahuwei。”hubingehenhendao。
limobaiweixiaozhediantou。shiyitabiejidong。woxinliyoushu。
hubingkanlimobaibuyuanyishuo,jidezhiduojiao。
zhongwu,limobaidasuanxiaoqiyihuier,turantingjianyoutongxueshuo,hubinggentianzhuangfeizaixuexiaocesuogangshangle。pashiyaodajia。
limobaishunjianhaowushuiyi,zhijiechongdaolecesuo!
hubingzhendeduzhuletianzhuangfei,rangtahaiqian。
tianzhuangfeizenmekenengyouqiana。zaizheshuole。youqiantayebukenenghaia。
“hubing,wobugennishuomeishierma?zheishierwozijichuli。”limobaikuxiaodao。
tianzhuangfeibiyidikanlelimobaiyiyan:“shinibazheixiaozizhaolaichengyaodiba?heng。limobai。niyadanerfeile?xiangsia。”
limobai:“......。”
“bailian。niyetebugouyisile。wowenninihaibushuo。bunawodangxiongdile?kuaigaosuwo。nizonggongjiletaduoshaoqian?”hubingcuicudao。
xianran,tashidadingzhuyiyaoweilimobaizhuchigongdaole。
tianzhuangfeiyebuxiangbashiqingnaoda,dengyanhehuzhelimobai:“woguannijieguoqianme?nixianghaoleshuo。”
limobaikankanta,meishuohua。
hubingganzheji。limobaizheishizala。zenmebiandezheimesongbaoruandanlea。
“gunyibianquba。”tianzhuangfeiyiweizijihuzhulehubing,chenqibubei,zhijiemengtuilehubingyiba。
cubujifangdehubingyitoukezaileshuichishang,xueyixiazishunzhelianjiajiuxialaile。
limobai:“......。”
“nita·magandongwoxiongdi?”limobaizhengzaixinlipansuanzheanzhaonagejihualaishoushitianzhuangfeizheiwangbadanni。yikantaduihubingxiaheishou。shunjiannule。
tianzhuangfeiyoudianzhenjing,gujishimeixiangdaozheisongbaoganzheimeshuohua。
limobaifalehen,yiquanzhijiezatianzhuangfeiyoulianjiashang。
suiranzheijushentimeiyoujieshouguoxunlian。danshibijingshizhengdangzhuangniandexiaohuozia。zheiyiquan,zhijiebatianzhuangfeizadao,renyitouzaijinlexiaobianchili。
haojiahuo。zheixunrujifeng,kuairushandiandeyizhao,zhijiebatianzhuangfeijifeile。
“laohu,meishiba。”limobaihuitouguanxindekanzhehubing。
taqishimeishier。suiranliuxue,danzhishikepolepi。
“bailian,zheicaijiaozhenyemener。tangtangqichinaner,songshenme?“hubingwuzheshangkouxingfendao。
xueliulebanzhanglian,kanshangqutingkongbude。zheihuoquehenjidong。
limobairangtaganjinqingxishangkou。
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