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小说简介

zhongshengguilai，wojiushizhanandediyuzheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshi suranluziming，zhongshengguilai，wojiushizhanandediyugushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang，zhuyaojiangdeshinuchita“nijiushijianbudewoxingfu”；liayishibamadelaobuxia，kanzhewozhangda，tabuzhiyicitixingwo“xiaoyue，gongsidezhangmubunengquanjiaojisuran，renxinge……

精彩章节

binglengdeyushuizazailianshang，hunzhezuijiaodexuexingwei，wotangzaiyinandexiangzili，yishizhengyidiandianchouli。

buyuanchu，neiduigounannvdeshengyinxiangcuiledudezhen，zhajinwocancundetingjueli。“suran，

linyueneichunhuozongsuansile，tabamaliuxiadegongsihegufen，xianzaiquanshiwomendele。

”shiwocengjingtaoxintaofeiduidaide“haoguimi”baiweiwei，ciketadeshengyinlimanshihaobuyanshidedeyi，

shenzhidaizheyisiqueyue，fangfowozheitiaorenmingzaitayanli，haiburulubiandeyitanjishui。suranqingxiaoyisheng，

yuqiliangbodexiangzheishenqiudeyu，daizheyizhongjinhucanrendeyuyue：“ta？

congyikaishijiuzhishiwoshangweidedianjiaoshieryi。zhenyiweiwoaita？yaobushikanzaitajialiyoudianjiadi，

sheinaifanhongzhetazheizhongshazi。nikantaneifuweiwotaoxintaofeideyangzi，xianzaixiangxiangdoujuedekexiao。

”shazi……woqueshishigeshazi。weilesuran，wofangqilesitanfudaxuedequanejiangxuejin，

neigewomengmeiyiqiudechuguoshenzaojihui，beiwoqingpiaopiaodijujue，zhiyinweitashuo“yueyue，

woxuyaoniliuzaiwoshenbian，bangwodaligongsichuqidesuoshi”。xianzaixianglai，neishidetanalishixuyaowo，

buguoshixuyaoyigemianfeide、duitahaowufangbeidelaodongli。weileta，

wobabamaliuxiadesuoyoujixudoutoujintasuoweide“qianlixiangmu”，

shenzhitoutoudiyalechengjiaoneitaoxiezhewomingzidebieshu——neishibamaliujiwodezuihounianxiang，

wocengshuoguosiyebuhuidongdedifang。ketabaozhewoshuo“yueyue，dengxiangmuchenggongle，

wojinimaishitaozheiyangdebieshu，rangnichengweizuixingfudenvren”shi，wojuranxinle。weileta，

woshuyuanlesuoyouzhenxinquanwotifangtadepengyou。zhangqicenghongzheyankuanglazhewoshuo“yueyue，

surankannideyanshenbudui，tayanlizhiyousuanji”，woqueshuaikaitadeshou，

nuchita“nijiushijianbudewoxingfu”；liayishibamadelaobuxia，kanzhewozhangda，

tabuzhiyicitixingwo“xiaoyue，gongsidezhangmubunengquanjiaojisuran，renxingedupia”，

woquejuedetasixianglaojiu，danglesurandelu，haijiezheyicijihuibatadiaolilehexingangwei。zuihou，

neixiebeiwotuikaideren，douchenglewolinsiqianzuixiangnianderen。erwopinsiweihudesuran，nazhewodeqian，

yangzhewode“haoguimi”，zaiwomianqianbanyanshenqingnanyou，zaibaiweiweineiliquejiaota“baobei”。

tamenlianshouweizaoleyifenwonuoyonggongkuandehetong，rangwocongyigejichengjiayedefujianv，

bianchenglerenrentuoqideshangyezuifan。gongsibeitamentaokong，fangzibeiyinxingshouzou，wocongyunduandierunizhao，

lianyijianxiangyangdeyifudoumeishengxia。zoutouwulushi，woquzhaotamenlilun，

huanlaidequeshibaiweiweineibeijialeliaodehongjiu，hesuranbinglengdequantou。tabawotuodaozheitiaoxiangzili，

kanzhewoyishimohu，zuijiaoqinzhexiaoshuo：“linyue，bieguaiwo，yaoguaijiuguainitaichun，taihaopianle。”haohen！

hensurandelangxingoufei，henbaiweiweidebeixinqiyi，genghenzijishirenbuqing，bayishouhaopaidadexilan，

zuihouluoderucixiachang！ruguo……ruguonengzhonglaiyici……woyidingyaorangzheiduigounannv，xuezhaixuechang！

yaorangtamenchangchangzhongpanqinli、yiwusuoyoudeziwei！yaorangtamenguizaiwomianqian，qiqiuwodeyuanliang，

ranhouwozaixiaozhegaosutamen——wanle！juliedehenyixiangshiyaochengpoxiongtang，yanqiandeheianqueyuelaiyuenong，

zuihoucheditunshilewo。“wu……”ciyandeyangguangtouguochuanglianfengxizhaozailianshang，daizheshengxiateyoudezhuoregan。

womengdizhengkaiyan，xinzangkuangtiaobuzhi，xiangshiyaocongsangziyanlibengchulai。bijianyingraozheshuxidezhizihuaxiang，

shiwochuzuwuyangtaishangneipenkaidezhenghaodehua。qunianxiatianhuashilaobanshuozheipinzhongnanyang，

woqueguzhidimailehuilai，meitianjiaoshuishifei，kanzhetacongkuzhibaiyezhangchengrujindefanhuamanzhi。

wobushiyinggaisizaineigebinglengdexiangzililema？wozhengzhazhezuoqishen，huangusizhou——xiaxiaoquezhengjiedefangjian，

shuzhuoshangduizhehaimeikanwande《jinrongshichangxue》，

fengmianbeiwohualegechouchoudexiaolian；qiangshangtiezhewozuixihuandeleduihaibao，

zhuchangdetoufabeiwoyongyingguangbituchenglefense；chuangtoujushangfangzhebankuaichishengdeqiaokeli，

baozhuangzhishangderiqihaihenxinxian……zheibushiwohesurangangrenshishi，wozhudedifangma？wozhandouzheshenchushou，

zhuaqizhenbiandeshouji。pingmuliangqi，xianshizheriqi——20xxnian6yue15ri。

juliwozaixuezhangjuhuishang“ouyu”suran，haiyouzhengzhengyigeyue。julisurandiyiciduiwotichu“touzi”，

haiyouwugeyue。juliwobamadegongsibeitachedicanshi，haiyouliangnian。juliwocansizaineigeyuye，

haiyousannian！wo……zhongshengle？judadekuangxishunjianyanmeilezhiqiandejuewang，wosisizuanzheshouji，

zhijieyinweiyonglierfanbai，liandaizheshoubeidouzaiweiweizhandou。yanleibushoukongzhidiyonglechulai，

zazaishoujipingmushang，yunkaiyixiaopianshuizi。bushibeishang，shijidong，shiqingxing！laotianyouyan，

zhendejilewoyicizhonglaidejihui！suran，baiweiwei……wokanzheshoujipingmulidaoyingchudeziji，

neizhanghaidaizhexiexuqingse，yanshenqueyijingruilirudaodelian，huanhuangouqiyimobinglengdexiao。zheiyishi，

liewuhelierendeshenfen，gaihuanyihuanle。nimenqianwode，wohuilianbendaili，yidianyidian，quanbutaohuilai！

jiuzaizheishi，shouji“dingdong”xiangleyisheng，pingmushangfangdanchuyitiaoweixinhaoyoushenqing。beizhuxiezhe：“nihao，

woshisuran，shangcizaixuezhangdejuhuishangjianguo，buzhidaonihaijidema？”laile。wokanzheneisangezi，

yandidehanyijihuyaoyichulai。shangyishi，jiushicongzheigehaoyoushenqingkaishi，

woyibubutaruletajingxinbianzhidexianjing。tashuozaijuhuishangjianguowo，

qishiwogenbenmeiyinxiang——houlaicaizhidao，tashizaojiudatinghaolewodexinxi，teyizhizaoleneici“ouyu”。

danzheiyici……wozhijianweidong，meiyoutongguo，yemeiyoujujue，zhishijiangzheitiaoshenqingjietubaocun。ranhou，

diankailetongxunlulilingyigejihubeiyiwangdemingzi——luziming。qianshi，zheigenanrenzaiwozuilangbeideshihou，

cengnimingjiguowoyibiqian，bangwoduguoleyicixiaoweiji。neishiwobeisuranzhuizhai，lianchifandeqiandoumeiyou，

yinxingkalituranduolewuwankuai，fuyanzhiyouyiju“baohuhaoziji”。houlaiwocaizhidao，

neibiqianshiluzimingrangrendade。tashilushijituandejichengren，neishiyijingzhanlutoujiao，

zhishiwobeisuranmengbileshuangyan，congweiliuyiguozheigequanzilidehouqizhixiu。wohaitingshuo，

tahoulaichengleshangjiejue，shouduanlingli，yanguangdula，ersuranzeshitazuixiangbajie，

quelianrenjiamiandoujianbudaodecunzai。surancengbuzhiyicizaiwomianqiansuanliuliudishuo“luzimingbuguoshiminghao，

toutaitoudehaobale”，yuqilidejidujihuzangbuzhu。zheiyishi，direndediren，jiushiwodemengyou。

woshenxiyikouqi，bianjileyitiaoxinxifaguoqu：“luxianshengninhao，woshilinyue，

youxieguanyusushiweilaidexiaoxi，huoxuninhuiganxingqu。”fasongchenggongdetishidanchushi，

wofangfoyijingkandaosuranweilaijinghuangshicuodemoyang。fangxiashouji，wozoudaojingziqian，

kanzhejingzhongshangqiezhinenqueyanshenjiandingdeziji，kaishizizixixishuliqianshidejiyi。suranjiexialaihuizenmezuo？

tahuiliyongxuezhangdeguanxipinfanlianxiwo，jiazhuangwenroutitie，jidewodeshengliqi，zaiwoganmaoshisonglaijiangtang，

yongzheixiexijieyidiandianwajiewodefangbei。ranhou，tahuipaochuyigekansiqianjingdahaodexiangmu，

shuoneishita“ouxinlixuedexinxue”，zaianshizijizijinbuzu，yindaowozhudongtichutouzi。erbaiweiwei，

zehuizhuangzuotiexinguimi，zaiwoshenbianshanfengdianhuo。tahui“wuyi”zhongtiqisuranduiwoduohaoduotebie，

hui“haoxin”tixingwo“nvhaiziyeyaoyouzijideshiye，zhichinanpengyouchuangyeshihaoshi”，

shenzhihuibangzhesurandatanwojiagongsideyunyingqingkuanghecaiwuzhuangkuang。tamenyiweitianyiwufeng，

quebuzhiwozaoyidongxiyiqie。wodakaidiannao，xinjianleyigewenjianjia，mingmingwei“fuchouqingdan”。

limianxianqiaoxialianggemingzi：suran，baiweiwei。ranhouzaihoumianbiaozhushangtamenqianshiduiwozuoguodemeiyijianshi，

congzuixiaodeqipiandaozuihoudemousha，yibiyibi，qingximingle。zuowanzheixie，

wocaiganjuexinlineigufanyongdehenyishaoshaopingfuleyixie。jiexialai，gaiweizijizuodasuanle。

qianshiwofangqilechuguoshenzao，zheiyishi，sitanfudeluqutongzhishuhaitangzaiwodeyouxiangli，

woyaobatazhongxinjianqilai。danzaicizhiqian，wobixuxianwenzhubamaliuxiadegongsi，

bunengzairangtaluorusuranzhishou。wobamashizuojinchukoumaoyide，gongsisuiranbuda，danzaiyeneikoubeihenhao，

kehuyehenwending。qianshijiushiyinweiwobudongyewu，cairangsuranzuanlekongzi，yibubujiakonglegongsi。zheiyishi，

woyaoqinzixue，qinziguan。wojiliayidalegedianhua，tashigongsidelaohuiji，yeshibamazuixinrenderen。

“liayi，shiwo，xiaoyue。”dianhuaneitouchuanlailiayiwenhedeshengyin：“shixiaoyuea，

zenmexiangqijiayidadianhuale？zuijinhaihaoma？”tingdaotadeshengyin，wobiziyisuan，chadiankuchulai。

qianshiwoneiyangduita，taquezaiwobeiganchugongsishi，toutousaijiwoyigecunzhe，

limianshitazanleyibeizidejixu。“ayi，wotinghaode。”woxilexibizi，nulirangshengyintingqilaizhengchang，

“woxiangwenwengongsizuijindeqingkuang，haiyou，wobamazhiqianliuxiadeneixiekehuziliao，ninneilidouyoubeifenma？

”liayilengleyixia，suijixiaodao：“shahaizi，turanguanxinqigongsideshile？shibushixiangtongle，

zhunbeilaigongsibangmangle？ziliaowodouyoubeifen，nifangxin。zuijingongsiyiqiedouhao，

jiushi……youjigelaokehushuoxianggennijianyimian，liaoliaohouxudehezuo。”woxinliyidong。qianshizheigeshihou，

suranyijingkaishijiechuzheixiekehule，tajiezhewodemingyi，hetamenchengxiongdaodi，

houlaigengshizhijiebakehuqiaozou，bianchengletazijideziyuan。“ayi，neixiekehudelianxifangshinengfajiwoma？

wozheiliangtianjiuyuetamenchulaijiangemian。”“dangrankeyi，ayizheijiufajini。”liayihenshuangkuaididayingle，

youdingzhudao，“xiaoyuea，nilaigongsibangmangshihaoshi，danbietaileile，youshenmebudongdejiuwenayi，

ayibangni。”“xiexieayi，ninzhenhao。”gualedianhua，wokanzheliayifalaidekehumingdan，

yanshenjianjianjianding。zheixiekehu，shibamayibeizidexinxue，zheiyishi，wojuebuhuirangsuranranzhifenhao。

jiexialaideliangtian，womeitiandouzaiwaimianjiankehu。baitianpeitamenchifan、tanyewu，

wanshanghuijiajiuebujinchukoumaoyidezhishi，changchangxuedaolingchen。suiranlei，danwojuedehenchongshi，

zheizhongzhangkongzijirenshengdeganjue，biqianshihunhuneederizihaotaiduole。neixiekehujianwoyigexiaoguniang，

queduiyewurucishuxi，tiaoliqingxi，taiduchengken，douhenjingya，yehenmanyi。

yougexingwangdelaobanpaizhewodejianbangshuo：“xiaoyuea，nibamayaoshiquanxiayouzhi，kendinghenxinwei。nifangxin，

yihouwomendehezuo，zhigennitan。”tingdaozheihua，woyankuangyire，chadiandiaoxialeilai。

zheijiushibamayongchengxinhuanlaidexinren，shisuranyongyuanyeqiangbuzoudedongxi。qijian，

suranyoufalejiciweixinxiaoxi。“linyuetongxue，shangcijuhuikannihaoxiangbutaishufu，xianzaihaodianlema？

”“wotingxuezhangshuoniduijinronghenganxingqu，wozuijinzhenghaozaiyanjiuyigexiangmu，youkongkeyiyiqiliaoliao。

”“zhoumoyougehuazhan，tingshuoyounixihuandehuajiadezuopin，yaobuyaoyiqiqu？”woouerhuiyiliangju，

yuqidandande，buyuanbujin。tayueshireqing，woyuejuedeexin。jiuxiangkanzheyizhicangying，

mingmingzhidaotaangzangbukan，quehaiyaonaizhexingzikantabiaoyan。baiweiweiyeannabuzhule，falaiweixinyuewoguangjie。

“yueyue，haojiubujian，haoxiangnia！zhoumoyiqiquguangjieba，wozhidaoyoujiaxinkaidetianpindian，weidaochaozan！

”wokanzhepingmushangdezi，lengxiaoyisheng。qianshizheigeshihou，tajiushiyongzheizhaoyuewochuqu，

然后“偶遇”苏然，

rangtashangyanleyichu“yingxiongjiumei”dexima——qishijiushisurananpairenguyizhuanglewoyixia，