重生归来，我靠玄学卷哭假千金李柞-著

小说简介

beijuxiaoshuo《zhongshengguilai，wokaoxuanxuejuankujiaqianjin》yishenhongshenxingyuelijingweizhongxin，jieshilerenxingdeheianmianheshehuidecankuxianshi。zuozhelizuotongguoxilidebichushenkedikehualezhujiaodeneixinjiujieyuzhengzha，jiangduzhedairuyigeqingganchongpeideshijie。zheibenshujirenyisikaohefansi，zhenhanrenxin。hecikexinzangbeishengshengsiliedetongchu，jiaodiezaiyiqi。yuanlai，wosuoyiweideyiwai，shiyichangchuxinjilvdemousha。yuanlai，wozuijingaideyangfumu，shisiyuzheigewo……

精彩章节

wozhongshengle，huidaobeishenjiarenhuidediyitian。jiaqianjinshenxingyuezhenglihuadaiyudikusu：“jiejie，

wozhidaonishoukule，danbabamamayangyuwoshibanian，ganqingshiwufatidaide。”qianshidewo，

weilerongrutamen，pinmingxuexishangye、liyi，bazijijuanchengleyigewanmeidegongju。jieguo，

woweishenjiapinxiadeyiwanjiachan，zaiwochehuosihou，quanchengleshenxingyuedejiazhuang。zheiyici，

kanzhetamenyijiaren“qingshenyizhong”dexima，woxiaole。wocongpojiudebeibaoli，

taochuleyibataomujianhejizhanghuangfu，fanshoutiezaileshenjiabieshudedamenshang。“cizhai，yuanqichongtian，daxiong。

congjinriqi，woweierdenggaiming，yicishiwan，gaibushezhang。”1wohuayingangluo，ketinglisiyibandejijing。

suiji，shiwomingyishangdemuqinlijingjianruidebaofa。“shenwei！nifenglema！

nizaixiangxiadouxuelexieshenmeluanqibazaodedongxi！ganjinjiwosixialai！”wode“fuqin”shenhong，

zheiweishangchangshangsuyichenwenzhuchengdenanren，cikelianshangyebumanleyinyun。tayongyizhongkanlajidemuguangdaliangzhewo，

hewoshenshangneijianxidefabaidetxu。“hunao！mashangjiwobazheixiedongxinongdiao，biezaizheilidiurenxianyan！

”zhiyoushenxingyue，haiweichizhetaneifushanliangwugudeshengmubailianhuamoyang。tazouguolai，shitulawodeshou，

yankuanghonghongde，fangfoshouletiandadeweiqu。“jiejie，nibiezheiyang，babamamazhishidanxinni。

nishibushizaiwaimianshouleshenme**？genwomenshuo，womenshiyijiarena。”yijiaren？woneixinlengxiao，

qianshichehuodejutonghechegudebinglengfangfohaicanliuzaiwodeshenjingmoshao。jiushizheisuoweide“jiaren”，

zaiwosihouguafenwodeyiqie，shenzhimeiweiwoliuyidiyanlei。shenhongjianwobudong，bunaifandiqinzishangqian，

shenshoujiuyaoqusineizhangtiezaimenzhengzhongdehuangfu。“butinghuashiba？wokannijiushiqianguanjiao！

”jiuzaitadezhijianjijiangchupengdaohuangfudeshunjian，“zila”yishengqingxiang，fangfoyouwuxingdedianhuohuabaokai。

shenhong“a”dicanjiaoyisheng，zhenggerenbeiyiguliliangmengdidankai，liangqiangzhehoutuihaojibu，

yi**diezuozaiangguidebosiditanshang。tawuzhezijideyoushou，shouxinyipianjiaohei，xiangshibeiluotietangguo。

“wodeshou！”xianchangdunshiyipianhunluan。yongrenmenjinghuangshicuo，lijingjianjiaozhepuxiangshenhong，

shenxingyueyehuarongshise。“ba！nizenmele？kuaijiaojiuhuche！”wozhanzaihunluandezhongyang，rutongyizuobingdiao。

“zheishidiyicijinggao。”wodeshengyinbuda，queqingxidiyaguolesuoyoucaoza。“zhaizhongshaqiyichengqihou，

wangdongzhe，bizaofanshi。”wozhuanxiangmiansecanbaideshenhong，yiziyiju。“nibuxin？

neinizuijintandeneibishangyidehaiwaibandaotitouzi，santianzhinei，

jiuhuiyinweihezuofangtufadexingchouwenerquanmianbengpan。daoshi，bieshuozhuanqian，nilianbenjindounabuhuilai。

”shenhongdetongkongmengdiyisuo。zheijianshishigongsizuigaojimi，chulejigehexingaoceng，wurenzhixiao。

tazenmekenengzhidao？lijingfuzheshenhong，yuandudidengzhewo。“nizheigewuyazui！

nishibushibabudewomenjiapochan！nijiushigezaixing！”shenxingyuezaicifahuitade“shanliang”。

taxiaoxinyiyidiraokaidishangdefuqin，youyicichaowozoulai。“jiejie，bieshuole，

nikuaigenbabamamadaogeqianba。nishibushixuyaoqian？wokeyi……”taxiangzaicilawodeshouwan，

shangyanjiemeiqingshendexima。ketadeshougangpengdaowowanjiandezhushashouchuan，jiurutongchudianbanmengdisuolehuiqu，

fachuyishengduancudetonghu。“haotang！”taditoukanzijideshou，baixidepifushang，

jingduoleyiquanqingxidehonghen，xiangshibeitangshangle。zheixia，liantalianshangdeweizhuangdoukuaiguabuzhule。

woshouwanshangdezhusha，buguoshijinpaoguogaonongdudeshengjiangshuihelajiaosueryi，duipifuyouqiangliede**xing。

danzaitamenkanlai，zheiwuyiyoushiwoshenshangmouzhong“liliang”dezhengming。

wolandezailihuizheiyijiarendejingyihekongju。wobeizhewodepobao，

jingzhizoujinlezheizuokuobieyishidehualilaolong。keting、canting、kefang……woyijianjianluguo，

zuihoutingzailetongwangdingloudeloutiqian。“wojiuzhuzheili。”yongrenzhangmaxiaoshengtixing。“da**，

nei……neishigelou，haoduonianmeirenzhule，jushuo……butaiganjing。”“zhenghao。

”wochechuyigemeiyouwendudexiao。“wozheiren，jiuxihuanhebuganjingdedongxidajiaodao。”“neili，

zuishihexiuxing。”2wozhujingeloudediertian，chengfajiulaile。lijingzhijietinglewodesuoyouyongdu，

meiqimingyuerangwo“qingxinguayu，haohaoxiuxing”。tadagaiyiwei，yigecongxiangxiahuilaidenvhaizi，

yongbulesantianjiuhuibeiwuzhishangdejiongpobideditouqiurao。kexi，tasuancuole。qianshidewo，weiletaohaotamen，

huoxuhuijinghuangshicuo。danxianzaidewo，babudetamenliwoyuandian。

wocongbeibaolinachusuoyoujiadang：jidiehuafuyongdehuangzhi，yipingzhusha，jizhilanghaobi，

haiyouyigepojiudexianglu。wozaigelouzhongyangqingchuyipiankongdi，jiangzheixiedongxiyiyibaihao，

yigejianloude“fatan”jiuzheimechengle。qianshiweilexuexixuanxuejiejinyigeshangyedalao，

wodaoshizhendexuelexiepimao。suiranhuabuchuzhenzhengyoufalidefulu，danyonglaihuzhushenjiazheiqunren，zugoule。

bangwan，geloudemenbei“zhiya”yishengtuikai。shenxingyueduanzheyigetuopan，caizheyouyadebufazoulejinlai。

tajiangtuopanfangzaiwomianqiandedishang，shangmianshiyiwanshengfan，heyidieniandiaodeqingcai。“jiejie，duibuqi，

chufangshuojintiandeshicaidouyongwanle，zhishengxiazheixie。nixianjiangjiuyixia，mingtianwoyidingrangtamenjinizuohaode。

”tahuashuodetitie，zuijiaoqueyazheyisiwufayanshidejifeng。wozhuyidao，takoudailideshoujishexiangtou，

zhengshanzheweiguang，duizhunlewo。xiangzhuawo“zhuangshennonggui”dezhengju？woxinzhongleran，suoxingjiangjijiuji。

womeiyouqukanneiwancangenglengfan，ershinaqibi，zhanlezhusha，zaihuangzhishanglongfeifengwu。wozuiliniannianyouci，

niandeqishishiqianshibeiguodeyuanzhoulv，danyudiaobeiwonaniedeshenshentaotao，gaoshenmoce。

shenxingyueguoranbeiwozheifuyangzizhenzhule，yishijianwangletajinlaidemude。huawanyizhangfu，

wobatafangzaizhuhuoshangdianran，kanzhetahuaweihuijin。wo“wuyizhong”pieletayiyan，

muguangluozaitaxiongqianneikuaicuilvdeyupeishang。“nizheikuaiyu，chengsebucuo，kexile。

”shenxingyuexiayishidihuzhuyupei。“jiejie，nishenmeyisi？zheikeshiwoshibasuideshengriliwu，

shidingjidediwanglv！”tadeyuqilichongmanlexuanyao，shengpawobuzhidaozheikuaiyujiazhiqianwan。“dingji？

”woqingxiaoyisheng，“zaidingjideyu，yejingbuzhuyuanqiriyeqinshi。nitiantiandaizhetazaizheidongzhaizilihuang，

tatinidanglebushaosha。xianzai，yijingdaojixianle。”woshenchulianggenshouzhi。“buchuliangtian，tabisuiwuyi。

daoshi，shaqifanpu，diyigedaomeidejiushini。”shenxingyuedelianbailebai，dansuijiyouhuifulezhending。

“jiejie，nibiehewole。wozhidaonibuxihuanwo，danyebuyongzhouwoba？”tashuowan，

fangfoshoulejinghedexiaolu，congconglikailegelou。wozhidao，tabuxin。danhuaiyidezhongzi，yijingzhongxia。dangwan，

shenye。wozhengzaidazuo，louxiaturanchuanlaishenhongbaonudepaoxiaohehuapingsuiliedeshengyin。

woyongqianshideheikejishuheijinlebieshudeanbaoxitong，erjiliqingxidichuanlailouxiadedongjing。“feiwu！

tongtongdoushifeiwu！shangyidetouzi，nishuobaoleijiubaoleile？”shishenhongzaidadianhua，

tadeshengyinyinweifennuerniuqu。“shenmechouwen？zenmehuizheimeturan？cha！jiwocha！”wodeyuyan，

yingyanlediyige。wojingjingtingzhe，meiyouyisibolan。jinjiezhe，lijingdeshoujixiangle。tajieqidianhua，

neitouchuanlaishenxingyuedaizhekuqiangdejianjiao。“ma！wodeyupei……wodeyupeisuile！”lijingdajingshise。

“zenmehuishi？yueyuebieku，manmanshuo！”“wo……wogangcaizaiyanhuishang，buzhidaobeisheibanleyixia，

shuaileyijiao，yupeijiu……jiushuaichenglehaojikuai……”erjili，shenhongguaduandianhua，helijingmianmianxiangqu。

wonengxiangxiangchutamencikelianshangdejinghaiyukongju。yigeguanyushangyejimidejingzhunyuyan。

yigeguanyuyupeisuiliedejingzhunyuyan。zaitongyitianwanshang，quanbuyingyan。xianzai，tamengaixinle。zheigejiali，

youtamenkanbujian、yerebuqidedongxi。erwo，shiweiyinengheneixiedongxi“goutong”deren。

3lianxuliangcijingzhunde“yuyan”，xiangliangjizhongchui，chedizasuileshenjiadepingjing。geloudemenwai，

kaishipinfanxiangqishenhonghelijingyadishengyindezhengchao。wotongguojiantingshebei，tingdeyiqingerchu。

“wojiushuotashigezaixing！tayihuilai，jialijiumeihaoshi！hongge，niganjinbatasongzou！

”zheishilijingxiesidilideshengyin。“songzou？xianzaizenmesongzou？”shenhongdeshengyinchongmanlepibeihefanzao，

“touzishibaideshi，haiyouyueyueyupeisuiledeshi，dourangtashuozhongle！

wanyi……wanyitazhenyoudianshenmewomenbuzhidaodebenshini？xianzaigongsizhengshiduoshizhiqiu，bunengzaichuluanzile！

”“neinengzenmeban？jiurangtazaigeloushangdanggehuozuzonggongzhe？woyikandaotaneizhanglianjiuhuiqi！

”“nixianbieguanle！rangwojingyijing！”wozhidao，yuerkuaiyaoshanggoule。

shenhongshigechetoucheweidelijizhuyizhe，zhiyaoduitayouli，bieshuozhuangshennonggui，

jiushirangtaguixiajiaodietadouyuanyi。woxuyaode，zhishizaijiayibahuo。zheitianxiawu，

wosuanzhunleshenhonghuicongshufangchulaijingguoloutikou。wopantuizuozaigeloudefatanqian，bugaobudidikaishiniansong。

woniandebushishenmejingwen，ershiwoweitamenliangshendingzuodechenyu。“jiazhaibuning，

caiyunliushi……”“jieyinjiuzhanquechao，xuemaicuoluan……”“yinyangdiandao，zhengzhumengchen……”“yuanqibuxiao，

jiaporenwang……”wodeshengyinbuda，quedaizheyizhongguiyidechuantouli，shunzhemenfengpiaolechuqu。guoran，

loutikouchuanlaiyizhenjicudejiaobusheng，ranhoujiaranerzhi。shenhongzaimenwaizhanlezuzuwufenzhong。zuihou，

taxiangshixiadinglemouzhongjuexin，tuikailegeloudemen。zheishitadiyici，

zhudongtaruzheigetakouzhong“huiqi”dedifang。tazhanzaimenkou，meiyoujinlai，

changnianshenjugaoweideqishirangtalabuxialian。“ni……gangcainiandeshishenme？”tadeyuqi，buzaishimingling，

ershidaizheyisitazijidoumeichajuedaode“qingjiao”。wolianyanpidoumeitaiyixia。“tingbudongjiusuanle，

tianjibukexielu。”shenhongdelianchoudongleyixia，xianranshibeiwodetaiduyezhule。tashenxiyikouqi，

sihuzaishuofuziji。“nizhiqianshuodetouzideshi……haiyouyueyuedeyupei……nishizenmezhidaode？

”“woshuole，shizheizhaizilide‘dongxi’gaosuwode。”wozhongyuzhengkaiyan，zhishizheta。“tamengaosuwo，

jialilailebugailaideren，zhanlebugaizhandeweizhi，suoyicaiyunbeipo，jiazhaibuning。zheihaizhishikaishi。

”“bugailaideren？”shenhongdehoujiegundongleyixia，“shishei？”“shaqidegenyuan，

xuyaomeijiecainengzhaochulai。”wopaochulewodeyouer。“xiangyaochedijiejue，xuyaonimensange，

yejiushini、lijing，haiyoushenxingyue，meirenyidixintouxue，zuoweishifameijie。zhiyouzhiqinzhixue，

cainengyinchuyuanqideyuantou。”“xintouxue？”shenhongdelianseshunjianbianle，“shenmeyisi？”“zimianyisi。

”jiuzaizheishi，shenxingyuehelijingyewenshengganleguolai。shenxingyueyitingdao“xintouxue”sangezi，

likejingkongdijianjiaoqilai。“ba！nibiexinta！zheishixieshu！dianshilidouyanguo，quxintouxueshihuisirende！

tagenbenbushixiangbangwomen，tashixianghaisiwomen！”tachongdaoshenhongmianqian，yonglidiyaozhetadegebo，

yanleishuolaijiulai。“ba，jiejietataikepale！tashibushixiangyongwomendexuequxiajiangtou？

wohaohaipa……”lijingyegenzhebangqiang，zhizhewodebizima。“nizheigeedudeyatou！

wojiuzhidaonimeianhaoxin！jingranxiangyongzheizhongyindudefazihaiwomen！womenshenjiashizaoleshenmenie，

caizhaohuinizheimegedongxi！”shenhongbenjiudongyaodeneixin，zaiqinvdekusuheshandongxia，chedidaoxianglelingyibian。

takanwodeyanshen，zhongxinchongmanleyanehehuaiyi。“wozhenshihunletou，caihuilaiwenni！congjintianqi，

meiyouwodeyunxu，nibuzhuntachugeloubanbu！”tayibalazhuhaizaikukutitideshenxingyue，“yueyuebiepa，

youbabazai，sheiyeshanghaibuleni！”yijiasankou“tongchoudikai”dilikaile，liuxiawoyigerenzaigelouli。

wobeichedigulile。zheizhengshiwoxiangyaode。yinweiwozhidao，dangtamenyiweibawoguanqilaijiuwanshidajideshihou，

haoxi，caiganggangkaishi。4wobeiruanjinzaigeloudedisantian，shenhongdenaixinxianranyijinghaojin。

gongsigujiachixuxiadie，jigezhongyaodexiangmujielianchuwenti，talianshangdezhezidouduolejitiao。wosuanzhunleshiji，

zaiyongrensongfanshi，zhuangsiwuyiditanlekouqi。“ai，shaqiyijingqinruzhaizhongzuiyinhuizhichu，zaibuqingchu，

pashiyaochudashile。”zheihuahenkuaijiuchuandaoleshenhongerduoli。dangwan，tazaicichuxianzaigeloumenkou，

liansebiqianjitiangengjianankan。“nishuodezuiyinhuizhichu，shinali？”wotaiqitou，muguangchuanguota，

fangfozaikantashenhoudeshenmedongxi。“yuanqi、duqi、tannian……jiaozhizuishengdedifang。”wodunledun，

tuchusigezi。“xingyue，yimaojian。”shenxingyueneijiankanbishechipindiandeyimaojian，

shitazuiyinyiweiaodedifang，yeshizheidongbieshuli，tagerenqixizuinongzhongdedifang。“hushuobadao！

”lijingdeshengyincongshenhongshenhouchuanlai，“yueyuedefangjianmeitiandoudasao，zenmehuiyinhui！”“ma，

biegentafeihuale。”shenxingyuewanzhelijingdegebo，zuishangshuozhebupa，shentiquebuzijuedixianghousuo。

“jiejiejiushiguyizhenduiwo，xiangrangwonankan。”raner，cikedeshenhongyijingchenglejinggongzhiniao。“dakai！

”taburongzhihuidiminglingdao，“rangsuoyourendoukanzhe，wodaoyaokankan，nidaodizaigaoshenmegui！

”zaishenhongdeqiangzhiyaoqiuxia，shenxingyuezaibuqingyuan，yezhinengyaozheyadakailetaneijianbaobeiyimaojiandemen。

woshouchineibalianjiadetaomujian，zoulejinqu。wozhuangmozuoyangdizaifangjianliduobu，kouzhongniannianyouci，zuihou，

zaiyigejudadeyijuqiantingxia。woshouzhongdetaomujian，jianjianzhizhidizhixiangleyijuzuishenchu，

yigebeisaizaijiaoluoli，shanglesuodejiupixiang。“yuanqizhiyuan，jiuzaizheili。

”shenxingyuedelianse“shua”diyixiabiandecanbai，haowuxuese。neishiyizhongfazineixinde、wufayanshidejingkong。

“bu……bukeneng！”tashishengjianjiao，“nei……neizhishiwoxiaoshihoufangzawudexiangzi！limianshenmedoumeiyou！

”tachongshanglaixiangbawotuikai，danbeishenhongyibalanzhu。“dakaita！”“buyao！ba！

”shenxingyuejihushizaiaiqiu，“neishiwodeyinsi！nimenbuneng……”“qiaokai！

”shenhongyijingshiqulesuoyounaixin，zhijieduishenhoudebaobiaoxialemingling。baobiaozhaolaigongju，

sanliangxiajiuqiaokaileneibaxiujibanbandesuo。xianggaibei“peng”diyishengdakai。suoyourendoushenzhanglebozi，

xiangkankanlimiandaodizangzheshenmezuzhouzhiwu。xiangzilimeiyoufuzhou，meiyouxiaoren，meiyouxuexingdejipin。

zhiyouyixiekanqilaizaiputongbuguodejiudongxi。yigediaoleqidebolanggu。jijianxidefabaideyingeryifu。

yibentunlesedexiangce。wodexinzang，zaineiyishunjian，xiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdedashouhenhenzuanzhu。

zheixiedongxi……worende。zheishiwoyangfumujiadedongxi。shiwoershidejiyi。wodeshouzhandouzhe，

fankaileneibenxiangce。diyiye，jiushiwoyangfumubaozhehaishiyingerdewodeheying，tamenxiaodeneimechunpo，

neimewennuan。woyiyeyiyedifanxiaqu，yankuangyuelaiyuere。zhidaozuihouyiye。neibushiyizhangwenxindeheying。

ershiyifengxin，heyizhangbeiyazaixinxiadezhaopian。xinfengshang，

shiwoyangfushuxide、pozhuodeziji——“jiwodenver，weiwei”。wodehuxizhourantingzhi。

zheishiyifengjuebixin。qianshi，woyizhiyiweitamensiyuyichangyiwai，shiguwucun，shenmedoumeiliuxia。

wodezhijiandoudejihunabuwenneizhangzhaopian。zhaopiandehuamianyouxiemohu，shizaiyigeyuhoudenidilipaishede。

fandaodetuolaji，sanluoyididenongju……neishiwoqianshitingguowushucide、tamenchushide“yiwai”xianchang。

erjiuzaineipianlingluande、zhanmannishuidetudishang，yigedongxiqingxidiyiluozaiyidaochezheyinpang。

neishiyizhishoulian。yizhiyoufenseshuijingheyinsexiaoxingxingchuanchengde、kuanshiduyiwuerdeshoulian。

wodedanao“weng”deyisheng，yipiankongbai。qianshijinshengdejiyisuipianfengkuangdijiaozhi、pengzhuang。

wojidezheitiaoshoulian。zaiwobeirenhuishenjiadediyinian，shenxingyueguoshengri，shenhongsongjitadeliwu。

shiguowaimoushechipinpaide**ban，dangniantadeyiyangyangdizaiwomianqianxuanyaolehenjiu。tashuo，

全世界只有这一条。

weishenmezheitiaobengaizaijinianhoucaichuxiande、shuyushenxingyuede、huichuxianzaiwoyangfumushijinianqiandesiwangxianchang？

！neiyike，yigewoqianshidaosidouweicengxiangguode、wubihuangmiuyouwubicankudezhenxiang，rutongyidaojinglei，

zaiwonaohaizhongzhakai。zheibushiyiwai。zheibushiyiwai！wohunshendexueyefangfoshunjiandongjie，

youzaixiayimiaofengkuangdifeitengqilai。neigubeiyayileliangshide、sixinliefeidetongchuhechouhen，jiangwoshunjiantunmei。

5zhaopiancongwozhandoudeshouzhonghualuo。shijiezaiwoyanqiantianxuandizhuan，suoyoudeshengyindouliwoyuanqu，

zhishengxiaermolifengkuangdehongming。qianshibeidahuochezhuangjishigugejinsuidejutong，

hecikexinzangbeishengshengsiliedetongchu，jiaodiezaiyiqi。yuanlai，wosuoyiweideyiwai，

shiyichangchuxinjilvdemousha。yuanlai，wozuijingaideyangfumu，shisiyuzheigewomingyishangde“meimei”zhishou。

erwo，dingzheshaqinchourendeshenfen，xianggexiaochouyiyang，weitadejiazumaimingleyibeizi！heqikexiao！

heqihuangtang！“zaizang！zheishizaizangxianhai！”shenxingyuezhongyucongjizhidekonghuangzhongfanyingguolai，

fachuyishengcierdejianjiao。taxiangfengleyiyangpuguolai，bushipuxiangwo，ershipuxiangdishangdezhaopianhexin，

qituqiangduoxiaohui。“zheishiniweizaode！shenwei！nihaoedudexin！weilebawoganchushenjia，

nijingranyongzheizhongxiasanlandeshouduan！”lijingyelikechongshanglai，yibajiangshenxingxinghuzaishenhou，

duizhewopokoudama。“womenjiayueyuexindineimeshanliang，zenmekenengzuozheizhongshi！yidingshini！

shinizheigesaobaxing，jianbudewomenjiahao，weizaozhengjulaiwuxianwonver！”tashituquqiangwoshoulidexin，

danwosisidizuanzhe，zhijieyinweiyonglierfanbai，neifengxinjihuyaobeiwoniesui。zhiyoushenhong，zhanzaiyuandi，

meiyoudong。tasisididingzhedishangdezhaopian，lianshangdexueseyidiandiantunqu，