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tangshaopengmeiyoulihuilaotaitai,yishuangyanjingse**dedingzhepanmenghan。
panmenghanxianqidepiaoletayiyan,meiyoulihuita。
laotaitaijianzhuang,duipanmenghanshuodao:“menghan,tangshaokeshiguike,jintiannihaohaohetaliaoliao,duinijianglaideshiyeherenshengdouhenyoubangzhu。”
panmenghanbuhaodangzhezhongrendemian,bolaotaitaidemianzi,weixiaodao:“shi,dongshizhang!”
panmenghansuiranhenbuxihuantangshaopengzheizhongren,yuanyinyouer,yishiyinweitaheyejiadeyinguo,haiyouzheixienianzijishoudeqiru,bufenshitahepanchengjiedemoqihezuo。
danaiyulaotaitaidehua,haishimianqiangbaochizheweixiao:“tangzonglimianqing!”
panchengjieyongbiyinngleyisheng,se**deyanjingyijiuzaipanmenghan**jianlaihuikanzhe,feichangdesiwujidan。
panmenghanminleminxiaozui,laotaitaidemianzihaishiyaojide,yushitaiqixianxideyushou,bailegeqingdezishi。
tangshaopengqingqingdiantou,hepanmenghanjinrujiudian,xiangpanjiadingdeshijizhuoxiweizouqu,laotaitaijiancimanyidedianlediantou。
jinqudelushang,tangshaopengchaofengdao:
“panmenghan,nijiushige**ren,shaozaiwomianqianzhuangqinggao,wotangjiakeshilinandiyishijia,wotangjiadoumeinenghetianshengjituantanxiazheibishengyi,nimenpanjiapingshenme?nikaoshenmeshouduangaodaodehetongwohuibuzhidao?”
shuowantalianseyoushiyibian,se**dedaliangzhepanmenghan**deshenzi:“buguokannizhangdezheimepiaoliang,wotangshaopengyerenle!niyaoshiconglewo……”
panmenghanqiaolianyibian,lianshangdexiaorongxiaoshi,lengbingbingdeshuodao:“ niyepei?”
tangshaopengyinzheliandao:“nijianeigeyetianyunxianzaijiushiyiwusuoyoudeqionggui,nidengzheba,zheigexiangmuwozaowanbataqiangguolai,daoshiniyedelaiqiuwo,jiwonuanchuang!”
panmenghanmeiyoulihuita,zhilezhiqianmiandecanqu:“nijiuzuozaineiliba!“
tangshaopengkanzhezhuanshenlikaidepanmenghan,lianshangdeliqiyufazhongle。
“zaowanyaobanijibanle。”tangshaopengdunangleyiju,zuozaileshangbindeweizhi。
panjiadewankuzidikanzhepanmenghanzoukai,fenfenyongshangqu,duanchadishui,paizhetangshaopengdemapi,batangshaopengpengderongguangmanmian。
zheiqunpanjiadezididazuipaodegongfukeyishuoshiyiliuqiezhuanye!
zheicideqinggongyanqishiyesuanshilaotaitaibandeyigejiayan,chuleqiantuohetangshaopengliangweiguike,qitadoushipanjiaderen。
panmenghanhuidaoyingbinchuhelaotaitaiyiqidengzheqiantuo,laotaitaijiantahuilai,yihuodao:“wobushirangnipeizhetangshaoma?nizenmeyouhuilaile?”
panmenghangangayixiao:“tangshaozailimianyouqitarenpeizheni!wolaizheilidengqianzonghetianyun。”
kandaotaduitangshaopengbuman,laotaitaitanlekouqi,wunaideyaoleyaotou:“yehao,xiwangninengmingbaiwodekuxin,jianglaibuyaohouhui,womendengzheqianzongba。”
panmenghanqingngleyisheng,xinzhonganxiang:“wobuhuihouhuide!nimenhaibuzhidaotianyundeshouduanhebenshiba,buranyidinghui……,zhiyaonenghetianyunzaiyiqiwojiubuhouhui!”
liangrendengdaileshijifenzhong,panmenghanjianyetianyunheqiantuoyoushuoyouxiaodezoulai,dangjiweixiaozheyingleshangqu。
laotaitailengyankanlekanyetianyunheqiantuo,yiweishiyetianyundailaicengfandepengyou,buyiweiyi,duoyigerenduoyishuangkuaizi,fanzhengdingleshijizhuo。
“qianzong,huanyingdaolai,limianqing!”panmenghangongjingdao。
qiantuoyegongjingdexinglegeshenshili,weixiaozheduipanmenghanshuodao:“youlaopanxiaojieyuanying,qing!”
laotaitaimianrongjiangzhu,danhenkuaihuiguoshenlai,yemanmianduixiaodeyingleshangqu:“qianzongdajiaguanglin,wopanjiarongxingzhizhi,limianqing!”
qiantuolimaodeweixiaodiantouzhixie,zaipanmenghanheyetianyundepeitongxiazoujinjiudian。
raoshilaotaitaijiujushangwei,cishiyebeiqiantuodeqichangjizhenzhule,hezijijianguodeneixielinanshangliushehuidezhongrenxiangbi,qiantuosanfadequanguiqixinongyu,qichangshuaikaitamenjitiaojie!
kanzhetamenlikaidebeiying,laotaitaixinzhongyihuobuyi,weishenmeqiantuozheizhongshenfenhediweiderenheyetianyunzheiyangyiwusuoyouderenrucishuluo。
danzhuannianyixiang,huoxushiyinweishangcihepanmenghantanshengyishiyiqichiguofanrenshide。
panmenghansanrenjinrushi,shangzuoyijingbeitangshaopengzhanle,yiqunwankucuyongzaitashenbian,panmenghangangadekanlekanqiantuo,gangxiangshuohua,qiantuoqueqiangxiandao:“wufang!woyebuxiehetamenzuozaiyiqi,wozheicilaiyeshikanzaipanxiaojieheyexianshengdemianzishangcailaide,suibiananpaigeweizhijiuhao。”
panmenghanqingqingeshou,kandaojiaoluoliyouyouyichuxiweimeiyourenzuo,bianxunwendao:“qianzong,neizhiyouweiquninle,neibianhaiyoukongzhuo。”
“hao,zoubatianyun。”qiantuolvxianmaibuerqu。
yiqunwankujianyetianyunhepanmenghandaizherenlai,suiranyishenquanguideqixi,qizhibufan,danquetiaolejiaoluodeweizhi,xianglaiyebushishenmedarenwu,chongqiliangjiushiyetianyundailaicengfanderen,suiranaiyuyetianyundeshilibugantiaoxin,danhaishifenfenmianlujixiaozhise。
tangshaopengkanjianyetianyunjinlai,xiaorongzhujianninggu,yanzhongliuluchudexionghenzhiqiyufazhong。
tangshaopengduiweizhetadepanjiazidiwendao:“nimenrenburenshiheyetianyunyiqilaideneigeren,tashishei?kanqilaibuxiangyibanren。”
“heihei,tangshao,zheininjiubuzhidaoleba,yetianyunxianzaidouyiwusuoyoule,huilaichiwotangjiemenghanderuanfan,haiyouneigequangui,huozhedarenwuyuanyijiejiaota?”
“jiushi,yaobushipanmenghanneige**yangzheta,tazaojiuliuluojietoule!”
“nihaiganmata,beitatingdaonibuxianghuole?”
“pashenme,xianzaiyoutangshaozai,wohaipata,tangshaoshitanengdezuidema?”
suihoujiushizhongrenyizhenjijizhazhaduitangshaopengdezanmeihegongwei,bayetianyunbiandideyiwenbuzhi,tingdetangshaopengzhigaoqiang,xiaorongmanmian。
jiuguosanxunzhihou,tangshaopengyouxieshangtou,kanyetianyunyeyuefadebushuang,yushitataizhejiubeichaoyetianyunluozuodejiaoluozouqu。
“yo,yeshaoyezaini?jinianbujianlelaiwotangshaopengjingniyibei。”
yetianyunheqiantuoziguzideyoushuoyouxiao,sihaomeiyoulihuitangshaopengdeyisi。
tangshaopengpengleyibizihui,xintouhenyigengnong,yinyangguaiqidekaikoudao:“heng!haitingyoupiqi,lianwotangshaodemianzidoubujilema?”
jianyetianyunheqiantuobuweisuodong,tayoukaikoudao:“yetianyunbuyaobushitaiju,wotangshaopengshenmeshenfenderen?yeshininenggoudezuidema?”
“niyetianyunbuguojiushigesangjiaquan,xianzaizaijialichiruanfandedongxi,woyaoshinijiuqujieshangsaodajie,yebizaijialichipanmenghanderuanfanqiang。”
“buguowotangshaopengyebushiyigebunianjiuqingderen,xianzainikeyiqujiwojiaxicesuo,wojinikaisaodajieshibeideqian!”
fujinpanjiazhongrentingdaozheihuadoushihongtangdaxiao,xiangyetianyuntouqubishidemuguang。
panmenghanmiansebingleng,qidezuichundazhan,yaobushitangshaopengshilaotaitaiqinglaidekeren,zaojiubataganchuqule。
yetianyunwolewoquantou,meiyouyanyu。
tangshaopengjianyetianyunhepanmenghanlianseweibian,yufadeyi,jiangmaotouzhixiangqiantuo,kaikoudao:“zheiweixiongdi,nishiyetianyundailaizheilibaichibaihedeba?yeshi,xiangniheyetianyunzheizhongshenfendijianderen,kebushisuisuibianbianjiuyaojihuilaizheizhongdajiudianchihede。”
qiantuoliansebubian,meiyoulihuita,jixuheyetianyunliaozhetian,wanquanbatadangchenglekongqi,buyouyouxienaonu。
bierenjianlezijikedoushimapilianpian,duizijigonggongjingjingde,wotangtangtangjiadashaoyehenishuohua,neishiniderongxing,niyigecengchicenghede,feidanbushanglaigongweipaimapi,fandaozhijiewushiwo?
“niyetingyoupiqi,nisuanshenmedongxi,gaosuni,wotangshaopengyaonongsinifeichangjiandan,fenfenzhongdeshi,danniyeyaokaolvhaodezuiwodexiachang!”
“bushishenmechanghedoukeyicengchicenghe,youwotangshaopengdedifangjiubuxing!nikuaijiwogunchuqu,buranyounihaoshoude!”
zhongrentingwantangshaopengdehua,xiaoshengdunangmanma,bishizhiqingyiyuyanbiao。
“yuanlaiyetianyundailaidejiushigecengchicenghede,nikanpanmenghangongjingdeyangzi,wohaiyiweishigedarenwu……”
“nagedarenwuyuanyijiejiaoyigeyiwusuoyoudebaijiazi?”
“jiushi,kuangqiexianzaihaizaipanmenghanjiachiruanfan,yiqianhetaguanxihaodedoufenfenduozheta!”
“baijiazi,sangmenxing,womenpanjiahuibuhuibeita……”
tingdaozhongrendeyilun,tangshaopengwanfendeyi,yaodejiushizheizhongxiaoguo!
“zenme?meitingdaowojiaonigunma?”
erjiuzaizheishi,laotaitaidaizhezhushoulinxuezoulejinlai,kanjianletangshaopengzhengzaiheqiantuoshuohua,youyujulijiaoyuan,meiyoutingjiantamenzailiaoxieshenme,yushiduilinxueshuo:“woyaoqujiliangweiguikejingjiu,niqubangwonayibeijiu。”
linxuengleyishengjiuququjiule,erlaotaitaizemanmianduixiaodechaoneigejiaoluozouqu。
“aiya,qianzongninzenmezuozaizheili?menghan,zenmehuishi?bubaqianzonghetangshaoanpaizaiyiqi,zuozaishouxishangzuo?”
panmenghangangxiangjieshi,qiantuozhanqishenlai,weixiaodao:
“panlaofurenninwuhuile,shiwozhiyiyaozuozaizheilide!hepanxiaojiemeishenmeguanxi。”
laotaitaijingyileyisheng,choumeibuzhan,yihuobuyi。
qiantuojianlaofurenyihuobuyi,jimangjieshidao:“wozheicilaiqishiyebusuanshenmeguike,wojiushiyingpanxiaojieheyexianshengzhiyao,yipengyoudeshenfenqianlaide,suoyiheqitarenbushu,ziranzuozaijiaoluo。”
laofurenqingqingeshou,duitangshaopengdao:“tangshao,zheiweijiushitianshengjituandezongjingli,qiantuo,qianzong!”
tangshaopengtingwan,naodaiwengdeyisheng,lianseningzhong,dailengzaiyuandi,kaishihouhuile,zijijintiandezuileqiantuo,tianshengjituandeqianzong,huijiagujiyaobeizijidelaobatangtianlaijihuosile!
tangshaopengxinjingbuyi,buganzhixin,xianglaotaitaixunwendao:“nishuotashishei?”
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