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《zhongshengguilai：shousibailian，jiaocaizhadie！》dejuqingwanyanquzhe，fubimaidehao，shenyuerouliuyiniangzuoweizhujiao，meiyigerenwudouyoutachuxiandeyiyi，henbangdeyibenshu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：meimeijiaoxiameiliushen，zhenbushiguyide。」wokanzheneizhangbeiwuhuidetugao，youkankantaneifujiaoruowugudemoyang。lianzheshuri，tazongyougezhongfazijiwodaoluan。zuo……

精彩章节

zaiwojijizhilidangri，shumeijingranjiwofengshang「hehuancha」。chalide**rangwodangzhongchoutaibaichu，

yanxingjuzhizhuangruofengdian。wobeifuqinchediyanqi，xujileneigeaijiabaodeyangcanhu。wobeitadasizaijianfangli。

qianshixuezhaiweileng，zaizhengyan，wobianyongzheifurouruopinangzuoren——qianwode，yigeyepaobule。1wozhengkaiyan，

shenshangchuandeshifanfudejijilifu。zhidaowotaitoukandaoyanqiandeshenyuerou。wocaiquedingzheibushimeng，wozhongshengle。

wozheiweihaomeimei，zhengduanzheyizhanqingcichazhan，xiaoyiyingyingdikanzhewo。jiushizheizhan「hehuancha」。qianshi，

jiangwoderenshengniansuichengni。chalideyaoxiaolingwodangzhongtunquyishan，juzhidiankuang，zhuangruofengmo。

yuerouyouanzhongmaitongwenpo，wuwoshenranyinji，nanyiyouyun。yiyezhijian，wojinglunweiquanchengxiaobing。zuihou，

wobeifuqinchediyanqi，suiyixupeijilexiangxiaweishenjiagonghuodeyangcanhu。neinanrenrenqianlaoshimune，

beihouqueshigeshijiurumingdehunren。tachenmendequanjiaoruyudianbanluozaiwodeshenshang，

jutongrangwosixinliefeidihuhan。neiritaneishuanghunzhuoyouxingfendeyanjing……wozhisidoujide。shide，wosile。

beitahuohuodasizaijianfangli。kerujin，wozhongshengle。huidaolewodejijili，

huidaoleyiqiebeijushangweizhuchengdekaiduan。meimeiyouroushengcuiculeyiju：「jiejie，zaibuhe，chadouyaoliangle。」

woweiweiyixiao，shenchushouqu，wenwendijieguoneizhancha。zaitamanshiqidaidemuguangzhong，woshouwanmengdiyipian，

zhengzhanchashuishunjianqingxieerxia，jinshupozailetashenshang。「a！」shenyueroushishengjianjiao，tangdewanghouzhitiao。

wodehaomeimei。qianshiniwo「jiemeiqingshen」，woshishihuni，huanlaidequeshinijiangwotuirudiyu。zheiyishi，

woyaorangnijiabeifenghai。2liuyiniangjianzhuang，jianzhesangzichaowohandao：「shenqingyue！nizheishizuoshenme！

rouerhaoxinweinifengcha，nizennengdangzhezheixuduobinkedemian，xiazheiyangdehenshou！」woxinzhonganzilengxiao，

ranmianshangqueyufaxianchuweiquzhitai，yankuangweihong，wangxiangzhuweishangdediedie，gengyandao：「die，

nvershizewugu……nverfangcaijieguochazhan，naishimeimeitabuzhihegushenziyihuang，caijiangchazhandafan。

sheizhi……」shuozhe，bianjuehoujiangengyannanyan，zhideyipaziyanzhuyingchun，

baichuyifushoujinweiququewuchusushuodekelianmoyang。「nihushuo！」shenyueroucongneijutongzhizhonghuiguoshenlai，

zhizhewodao，「fenmingshini……」「woruhe？」wojiezhutadehuatou，「meimeishixiangshuo，

shiwoguyijiangguntangdechashuipozainishenshang，haohuilewozijidejijili，rangshenjiayanmiansaodibucheng？」

shenyueroubeiwodudeyakouwuyan，yaoyaqiechididengzhewo，sihuyaojiangwoshengtunhuobole。「goule！

haixianbugoudiurenma！」fuqinkaikouhedao。tazouxiazhuwei，saoleshenyuerouyiyan，

zhiduiliuyiniangdao：「haibukuaidaitaxiaquhuanshenyishang！shunbianzhaogedafuqiaoqiao！」liuyiniangyaozhezuichun，

yanzhongmanshibugan，quebuganweinifuqin，zhinengfuzheshenyueroulangbeituixia。tacongwoshenpangcaguo，

shengyinxiruowenying。「**。」wohuangruoweiwen，zhiduizhetadebeiying，roushengbuleyiju：「yiniang，

meimeiqunshangchazibuhaoqingxi，wofanglihaiyouliangpimuqinliuxiadeyunjin，shaohoubianrangrenjimeimeisongqu。

meimeimoyaoyincishiyuwoshengfenlecaihao。」qianshiwoniangzoudezao，tamenmunvlianshou，bawocaijinnili。

jinchaoyuhuozhonglai，ruozairangtamenqianzhebizizou，wozheitiaomingqibubaijian？3jijilishangdenaoju，

zhongjiushiwozhanleshangfeng。binkesanjin，fuqintanguomeimei，bianbawohuanjinshufang，

yijianmianbianchenshengchidao：「nikankanni，shenweidizhangnv，xingshijingzheibancumang！」wochuishoulizhe，yiyanbufa，

renyoutanuqichongchongdixunchi。qianshi，wozongxiangtajieshi，kewangdedaotadelijieyufuai。

kezhonghuoyishiwocaimingbai，tadexinli，conglaimeiyouwodeweizhi。jianworengwubanfenkuise，fuqindehuoqigengsheng。

「**meishenzijiaoruo，beitangchengneiban，nijingwuhuiyi？」liuyiniangshishidifuzheshenyuerouzoulejinlai，

shenyueroulianshangguazhelei，kanqilaihaobukelian。「diedie，ninmoguaijiejiele，」shenyuerouchouqizhekaikou，

「doushirouerdecuo，shirouermeizhanwen……」tayueshizheiyangshuo，fuqinkanwodeshenqingjiuyueshiyane。

liuyiniangyouyouditanlekouqi：「laoye，qieshenqiaozheda**zheixingzi，zhenshiyuelaiyueliele。

zheirangqieshenbuyoudexiangqi，rouerxiaoshihouluoshuineici……」tahuashuodaoyiban，biantingzhule，

fangfoyoushenmenanyanzhiyin。neinianwobasui，shenyuerouliusui。tazaihouyuanhubianzhuizhuyitiaojinli，jiaoxiadahua，

yitouzaijinlehuli。shiwodiyigefaxian，pinlemingdihuhan，caijiaolailejiadingjiangtajiuqi。keshihou，

zailiuyiniangdekusuxia，shiqingjiubianchenglewoyinjidumeimeidelefuqinshangdezhuhua，erhenxinjiangtatuiruhuzhong。

cike，liuyiniangjiushizhongti，fuqindeliansejiuyuefachenzhong。「laoye，」liuyiniangjianhuohoudaole，

「da**rujinyejijile，jiejieshengqianliuxiadeneisanjianshengsipuzi，yegaijiaodaoda**shoulile。

zhishi……da**zheixingzi，qieshenshizaishidanxin，wanyiyougeshenmeshanshi……」tadunledun，

kanleyiyanshenbiandeyuerou，jixudao：「buru，rangrouerbangzhedaliba。rouerxinsixi，

yenengtida**fendanyier。」haoyige「fendanyier」。jiangqinzhanwomuqinyichandeyexin，

baozhuangdeheqingheli。meixiangdaofuqinyouyupiankejingrandayingle。tajiuzheimeqingyidi，jiangshuyuwodeyiqie，

fenjilebieren。shenyueroujieshoupuzihou，buchubanyuebiankaishidongqileshoujiao。4taxianshidazhe「youxuancansi」

deminghao，anzhongtaigaoleliangchengdeshougoujia，jiangduochulaideyinliangjinshutunruzijidekoudai。fuqinbuchazhangmu，

zhitingtabaoxi，haikuatazuoshiyongxin。jiezhe，jiangnanjinrumeiyuji。tamingrenjiangkufangdechuanghuchangkai，

shuoshiweiletongfeng，renyouchaoshidenanfengguanru。yujiyiguo，kufanglidabandesichoudoujianlemeidian。

shenyueroujiderutongreguoshangdemayi，zuihoujingxiangchuyige「miaoji」——jiangzheixiemeibiandesichou，

yifeipindemingyi，zhejiamaijilejiufuliujiadebuxing。fuqinfeidanmeiyouzefa，

fanerkuata：「rouerjingyourucijingshangtounao，bianfeiweibao，weishenjiawanhuilesunshi。」wozuozaichuangbian，

tingzhexiarenchuanhuilaidexiaoxi，zhijuedewubifengci。bianfeiweibao？zaiwokanlaitamenjiushizhuchong，

zaiwomuqindexinxuezhishang，tanlandikenshi。shenyuerouheliuyiniangjiangpuzilideliushuidangzuosiku，suiyizhiqu，

zhangmushangquezuodetianyiwufeng。zaizheiyangxiaqu，muqindexinxuejiuyaobeitamenbaiguangle。wobunengzaidengle。

wojiangyijianlinjiepumianzuolediya，huanlaiyibibufeidexianyin。shenjiazuodebenjiushisichoushengyi，

zuihaodexiaolubianshitongwangxiyudewaibang。woyonghuanlaideyinzi，gulecheduihehuwei，

zhunbeijiangneixieyunjinmaidaowaibang，buxiangyunjinbeitamenmunvzaotale。zheijianshiwozuodejiweiyinmi，

kezhongjiuhaishizouloulefengsheng。buchushiri，ehaochuanlai。wodeshangduizaiqianlizhiwaidegebiyushanglejiefei。

huweiduibeitouxi，mancheyunjinbeijielveyikong，xuebenwugui。fuqindezhihou，jiangyidiewenshuhenhenshuaizaiwolianshang。

「nizhenshihaodadedanzi！yigeweichugedenvzi，jingganwangziyuwaibangtongshang！xianzairechuzheimedadehuoduan！」

wolianjiabeizhizhangdelengjiaohuachuyidaoxuehen，**laditeng。shenyueroujianfuqinnaonu，

bianpuguoqulazhefuqinyixiu。「diedie，ninbieqihuaileshenzi。jiejieyeshixiangweijialifenyou，zhishidaodinianqing，

qianlexielilian，caihuiluoderucixiachang。」fuqindenuhuo，beitazheifanhuayindegengwang。zuizhongwobeifuqinjinzu，

guanjinlezijideyuanzi，menkouyoujiadingkanshou。xiaridewuhou，chanmingguozao，wozuozaizhuoqian。chuangwai，

chuanlailiuyiniangheshenyuerouyayibuzhudexiaosheng。「niang，niqiaotaneifuchunyang，haizhenyiweizijinengchengshenmedashi。

」「woderouerjiushicongming。yizhangditu，maijineixiewangmingtu，bujinzhuanleyibi，

hairangtazailezheimedagegentou。」「zheixiafuqinkesuankanqingle，shenjia，

zhiyouwocaishizuiyouzigedalichanyederen。」......banyuehou，jinzujiechu。fuqinjiangwojiaoqu，

tayijingshuhuileneijianbeiwodiyadepumian。tabafangqidiqi，liantongmuqinliuxiadelingwailiangjianpuzi，

yibingjiaodaoleshenyueroushoushang。「yihoujialideshengyi，nibuyaozaichashoule。」takanzhewo，

「yihoujiaoyourouerdali，zheiyangwocainengfangxin。」5jialideshengyi，wochedichenglegexianren。yehao。

wobianjiangmuqinliuxiadeneitaijiutihuazhijibanjinlezijiyuanlidexiangfang，zhengribazijiguanzailimian。

neizhijishimuqindangniandexinaizhiwu，zhishiyangshilaojiu，zhizaochulaidehuayangyeyouxian。wobianxiangzhe，

xianlaiwushi，burujiangqigailiangyifan。dengjianglaihoufudedingdanxialai，haoyongzheitaizhijizhiyunjin。wopukaihuazhi，

yanhaomo，yibiyibidihuizhizhexindejikuogouzaotu。kemenwaiquezongyoubusuzhike。「jiejie，

meimeijinisongxiexinzuodefuronggaolai。」shenyuerouduanzhechashuiyudianxin，dazhe「jiemeitanxin」dehuangzi，

yingyaochuangjinwozheimanshimuxiedexiangfang。「jiejiezhenshiyonggong，zhishizheixiecuhuo，hebiqinzidongshou。」

tazuishangshuozhe，shenziqueyigelieju，shouzhongdechazhan「qiahao」qingdao。wenredechashuihunzhechaye，

jinshupozailewoganghualeyibandetugaoshang。mojixunsuyunkai，jingxinhuizhidexiantiaohuchengleyipian。「aiya！」

tafachuyishengduancudejinghu，suijiyongpaziwuzhuzui，yishuangyanjingqueshuiyingyingdiwangzhewo。「jiejiemoguai，

meimeijiaoxiameiliushen，zhenbushiguyide。」wokanzheneizhangbeiwuhuidetugao，

youkankantaneifujiaoruowugudemoyang。lianzheshuri，tazongyougezhongfazijiwodaoluan。zuorishidafanlemodie，

qianrishi「wuxin」yinranlezhuhuo。wozhongyushilenaixing。「shenyuerou，nijiwochulai。」

woyibazuanzhutadeshouwan，jiangtacongyizishangzhuaileqilai，tuozhejiuwangmenwaizou。「jiejie，nizuoshenme！teng！」

tajinghuangdijiaozhe。「zuoshenme？niririlaiwoyuanzhongnaoteng，moyiweiwobuzhidaonixinlidadeshenmesuanpan。」

wojiangtaladaoyuanzhong，duoguotashoulideshihe，balimiandefuronggaojinshudaozailedishang。**dedianxin，

gunleyidihui。「a！niganshenme？」shenyueroudejianjiaoshengyinlailefuqin。takuaibuzoujinyuanzi，

kandaodebianshiwo「qiling」meimeidezheiyimu。「shenqingyue！niyouzaifashenmefeng！」

fuqindehechishengzaitoudingzhakai。shenyueroulikezhengkaiwodeshou，pudaofuqinshenbian，

yankanzhedoudadeleizhupususudiwangwaimao：「diedie，nverzhishixiangjijiejiesongxiegaodian，

bushennongwulejiejiedetuzhi，tabian……」「buguoshiyizhangtuzhi，huilezhonghuabianshi！**meihaoxinlaikanni，

nijiushizheimezuojiejiede？」「zhenshixiaotidazuo，huangtangzhiji！」shuowanfuqinjiulazheyueroulikaile。

woqiangrenxinzhongnuqi，duizhedishangneipianlangjie，zhangchuyikouqi。xinzhongmonian：wushengqi，wushengqi。

qianshitajiuzheiyangle。yongneifuwugudezuilian，baibansuanji。wodefankangzhihuirangfuqinduiwogengjiayanqi。

xiangdangchu，fuqinhaoburongyidashangleanyuanhoufudeluzi，houfuyaogenghuanyipiyunjin，zhimingyaokanshenjiadeshouyi。

woweicibumianbuxiu，anyaoqiuqinzishizhi，zhichulesanpiyimoyiyangde「yuanyangxishui」yunjin。

kejiuzaisongquhoufudeqianyiwan，shenyueroutoutoujiangwozhideyunjinhuanchengletazijizhide。

taxiangxianbaizijidejiyi，jiecipanshanghoufudegaozhi。ruobushiwozaoyoufangbei，jishifaxian，

shenjianeicibianyaoxinyusaodi，lunweizhenggejiangnandexiaobing。zheibeizi，wobuhuizailanzhetale。

6buzhiguoleduojiu，wozhengzaixiangfang**zhijidexiaomoxing。fuqinjiangyibenshuqididaowoshouzhong，

lianshangluchunandedezhengzhongzhise。fuqindaiwokanwanshuqi，huanhuanshuodao：「zheishihoufudedingdanshuqi。

kekaigongzhiqian，houfuyaoqiuxianshizhisanpi，niqiezhishangsanpi，sanrihouwobiannaquhoufu。」wodiantouyingyun，

meixiangdaohoufudedingdanhuilaiderucizhikuai。buguoxiangxiangqianshi，riziyechabuduole。huidaoxiangfang，

woyongneixingailiangdezhiji，yizhaoshuqizhongdeyaoqiu，kaishishizhi。zhidaoyebansangeng，wocaijiangyunjinzhiwan。

sanrihou，fuqinbianyaoqichengqianwangjingcheng。linxingqian，woteyiqusongta。shenyuerouyegenzaiyipang，tayanshenqingche，

zuijiaohaiguazhexiao。wodangzhefuqindemian，laguoshenyueroudeshou，roushengshuo：「fuqin，

meimeidezhigongshiyuelaiyuehaole。xiangbishiriyekulian，xiangweijialifenyouni。」wenyan，

shenyueroujingyadipielewoyiyan，henkuaiyouchuixiayanmou，minzhechun，guaiqiaodidianlediantou。

wojixuduifuqinshuo：「nindaiqudeneisanpiyunjin，shuobudinghoufuyijian，bianhuidingxia。」fuqintinglezheifanhua，

gaoxingdidianlediantou，zheicaidengcheliqu。machezouyuan，shenyueroutingzhishenzi，duizhewoqinghengleyisheng。

「gangcaihaiyaoduoxiejiejiekuajiangni，buguonishuodemeicuo，fuqindinghuiconghoufudaizhedingdanhuilaide。」

wokanletayiyanneideyideshenqing，xinzhongyizhenlengxiao。jiexialaidejiri，jiazhongqifengewairongqia。

shenyuerouzaipuzilimanghuo，liuyiniangzaijiazhongyeanfenlexuduo。wozeledeqingjing，meiribainongwodexinzhiji，

rizidaoyeanwen。zhidaodiwuribangwan，fuqindemachezhongyuchuxianzailefumenkou。woyinglechuqu，

quejiantaxiacheshi，jiaobudoushixufude。duanduanjiri，taxiangshilaoleshisui，manlianqiaocui。

tameiyoulihuirenheren，jingzhichuanguotingyuan。xiarenmenjinruohanchan，wojinsuiqihougenleshangqu。daoledatangzhihou，

fuqinzhuanshenbasanpiyunjinrengdaolewohuaili。「kannigandehaoshi。」7woguzuojinghuang，huangmangdakaichakan。

「die，zheibingfeinversuozhi，houfuyaoqiulianzhisanpi，chicun、zhongliang、wenyangfenhaobucha。」

wobasanpiyunjinzhankaimianxiangfuqin，jiezheshuodao，「erzheisanpiqueshiyangshigebuxiangtong，

erwozhidequeshisanpiyimoyiyangde『yuanyangxishui』。」fuqinyinchenzhelian，touzheyigushanyuyulaideyayi。

「haiganjiaobian？」fuqinqixueshangyong，shuangmuchihong，「zhiyounihewokanleshuqi，

niguyibuanhoufudeyaoqiulai，shicunxinxianghuilewoshenjiadeqiancheng？」liuyiniangjianfuqinfahuo，lianmangshangqian，

youshichuibeiyoushishunqi。jiuzaizheiningzhideqifenzhong，yigeqingkuaideshengyincongmenwaichuanlai。「diedie，

ninkesuanhuilaile！nverdoudengninhaojirile！」shenyueroutizhequnbai，zoujindatang，

lianshangshizangbuzhudexingfenyudeyi。tameiyouchajuedaotangzhongguiyideqifen，jiaoshengwendao：「houfuneibianzenmeshuo？

tamenkedinglenverzhidenagehuayang？」tadehuayingangluo，fuqinmengditaiqitou。

shenyueroubeitakandexinlifamao，lianshangdexiaorongyejiangzhule。「die……diedie？ninzenmezheimekanzhewo？」

fuqinmeiyouhuidata，ershiyiziyidundiwen：「nishuo……neiyunjin，shinizhide？」「shia。」

shenyueroubumingsuoyi，haidaizhejifenyaogongdejiaohan，「jiejiedetuyangsuiranjingqiao，

queshisangeyimoyiyangdetuan，bianzizuozhuzhang，bajiejiedehuanchengwodele，jizhongbutongdetuanyangshi。diedie，

nvershibushibijiejiegengyouqiaosi？」「qiaosi……」fuqindeyafenglijichuzheilianggezi。tahuoranqishen，