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“……”
叶羽无语!
zijiqugenichengjiao‘gandie’youcuo?
zijiyexiangdangyihuijianpanxia,qugediaozhatiandemingzide!
三姐怕是理解错了。
【sanjie,haizaima?】yeyufachugechuoyichuo。
ranersuxiaomeibingmeiyouhuifu,kanlaishizhendezaiqitoushangle。
yeyuyetingwunaide,jiubanichenggaichengle【biejiao**die】。
ranhouzheicaijinrulesuxiaomeidezhibojian。
zhibojianbuzhidehenmenghuan,beijingqiangshiyigedadadexingkongbu,zhuoqianfanglegekawayidebudaixiong。
yeyukanleyixiaguankanrenshu,kenengyouyushiwanshangxianxiaqi,suoyisuxiaomeideguankanrenshuhaishiyouershiduogede。
zaikansuxiaomei、zhengzuozaiyizishang,duizhepingmubanzhekeai:
“baobaomen,xiexiejinlaiwodezhibojian,woxianzaizhengzaijidajiabiaoyanmeishibo,60miaonei,wonengkeyibaigexiguaziyo。xihuandelaotie,shuangji666a!nimendezhichi,jiushiwozuidadedongliha!”
……
“ou——ou——heiniu!”
啪!
啪!
啪!
dunshi,jigemianfeidechoujidanzaxianglesuxiaomei,dangranzabudaotabenren,zhishipingmuhuichuxiantexiaobanzonghengjiaocuodeliewen,yedaibiaoshiguankanzhibodeyoukebuxihuanzheigenvzhubo,yicilaibiaodabuman。
ranhouchoujidanfeichuhou,guankanrenshujiujianshaoleqibage。
“hengheng,buxihuankan,zouya,sheilanzhenimenla?”suxiaomeinunuxiaozui,qigugudeqiazhexiaomanyao,yizhiyuzuibashangzhanzhedebapiehudoudiaole。
“就这?”
“haixiangdangrenqizhubo?”
叶羽看的实在可笑。
guaibudesuxiaomeiyizhibuwenbuhuo,yuanlaishimeicidougaoxieqipadebiaoyan。
jiunataxianzailaishuoba,mianrongjingzhi,zhangxiangbulai,kedabandejiunanyibiaoda。
nongmeiheiyan,huzilata。
chuanzhedeshiyifugurenzhangpao,baixideliandanbuzhidaohualeshenmezhuang,yinggaishitumoleheiqiqideguohui,zuibashanghaizhanzhelalilatadejiahuzha。
【nizheishuyuhuazhongquchong!】biejiao**die,danchuxinxi。
suxiaomeiyikanyoufensifayandunshijidongwubi,jieguoyikanzheineirong——
lianseshunjianlahei,chongzhepingmuaoaojiao:
“wozenmehuazhongquchongle?xianzaichengmingdezhubo,budoushikaoxiqiguguaiborenyanqiuma?shinibudongdexinshang!buxihuan,nizouya!youmeiqiunikan,nibuxihuan,yourenxihuan,woxiangxinhuiyoushouhuwodewangzichuxian!”
“jiuzhei?yiyanbuhejiunianren?”
yeyuyanpiyizheng,yelandefadanmuhesuxiaomeibianjie,ranhoujiutuichulezhibojian。
takebushishengqidetuichu,ershiyaojisuxiaomeiladianrenguolai,bijingzheishizijidesanjie,bierenbupeng,tadepeng。
diaochuweixindelingyigequn,zheiqunli,kedoushizanglongwohudecunzai,quanshidalao,doushitianlongdianderen。
yeyubianjileyixingxinxi:
【zaixiandedoujibenlongzhumaopao!youjinjirenwuxiafa!】
【longzhu、womendouzai!】
【时刻待命!】
【+1】
【+1】
yihuijian,99+tiaorulindadideshuapingxinxixianxian。
【ng,henhao,yougenvzhubozhengzaizhibo,douqupengpengchang,zheishizhibodizhi,meiyouzhanghaodezhucejinqu!】yeyufeichangmanyidao!
【sha?dashangnvzhubo?】
zhongdalaoyilianmengbi,jieryigegediaokanleqilai。
【aiyou,longzhu,nishiyaopaonvzhuboma?】tiandaozhanshenfeijiebuyi。
【longzhu,niweikoubianlea,kaishixihuannvzhubole?yingyingying……renjiazabanyo?】jinmaoshiwangyilianbukaixin。
【longzhu,niyaoshizhenxiangnvrenle,buhaishiyouwuguniangxiangbandema?zaibuji,yingjibujiuzainishenbian?takeshiduinifangxinanxude!】sanhaoshoufushifenkunhuo。
【woxianzaibeijueshibingwanglalaidangdangjianpai,meihelongzhuzaiyiqi……】yingjixiuxiumaopao,youfachuxinxi:【longzhu,buhuishisanjiezaizhibodeba?wotoutoudekanguotazhibo,shigekengbi。】
【……】
yeyuhanyansongjiqunlimeiweiliugediandeshenglvehao:
【didiaodian,benbuxiangshuopo,jiushiwosanjieyaozhibo,nimendoulaipenggechang,bieneimeduodefeihua?】
【longzhunizaoshuoa!pengren,womenshizuizaixingde,wumiaozhonglijidaodazhanchang……】
【yigerenzuishaodashangyiqianwan,dongleme?】
【懂!】
……
旋即。
yeyutuichuleweixinqun,ranhouzaicizhefansuxiaomeidezhibojian。
dandangtajinlaideshihou,zhibodehuafengyijingbianle。
不!
zhunquedeshuoshizhengzaijinxingyichangpk。
pingmushangduochuleyiweixinggandenvzhubo,daizhegetuerduo,bozilixizheheisexiangquan,yaojianxileyitiaohuliweiba,touguopingmudounengwendaomanmandefengqingwei。
dangran,tayemeibiaoyanshenmecaiyi,zhengzaimanbujingxindekeguazi,zhishizheigenvzhubokeguazijiubisuxiaomeikede6,renjiameikeyigeguazi,bianyouyisoubaomafeiguo,jianzhishi6defeiqi。
……
“zabanya?zabanya?zenmesuijipkhuijixuandaowoya……”
ersuxiaomeizheibianjiushihanfengsese,gujiqiliang,jideyourureguoshangdemayi。
zheipkshieyupingtaigaodeyigebisai,meigeyuedouhuiyouneimejichang,caiqusuijizhidu,shijianbuding,xitongfenpei,youshenglvetai。
huoshengzhekeyihuodeliubailiushiliuwandeshenmidajiang,huoshengdetiaojianzhiyouyizhong,jiushidashang!shuobailejiushikejinsai!
bingqiehainengqidaoyigefangzuobidegongneng,bijingshisuijipk,yaoshigezaidingqipk,haoduonvzhubodouhuishixianlaren,zuozhunbei。
xingyundehua,yigejiqiandefensizhubo,pipeidaoyigejibaifensidezhubo,jiunengyizhanchengming,haihuizaishouyedatuiyigeyue,jinxingquanfangweidebaozhuangtuijian,xiangdangyushidakailezhubochengminglu。
zheiduiyusuxiaomeilaishuo,shiyigexingyundalibao,danyeshiyigedingshizhadan。
taxiangkaozijidenuliyipaoerhong,ketabeizheigepkdalegecuoshoubuji,jiuzaigangcaitahailianxijiemeimen,keshijiejiemenhenmang,gaosuta,zijikuailejiuhao!
“geweibaobaomen,nimensheinengbangwoquladianrenya……wojinimentiaowuchangge……kenyumi……”suxiaomeiduizhepingmuyoukeyangqiu,zhidebaxiwangjituojitamen。
【nijiusuantiaotuoyiwu,niyeyingbule,duifangnvzhubodefensikeshiyoujiqianwan!neikeshihaochengquanpingtaiqian50defeishanvshen!guangweitababangdetuhaojiugaodayibaiduowei……】yigeyoukehaoxinfayantixing。
【neizaban?tingtianyoumingma?】suxiaomeishifenbuganxin,tarelianzhuboshiye,danqueduizhubozheiyixinglejiedeshenshao,gengbuzhidaoduimianlailizheimeda。
……
【haha,nimenchouchouduifangneigeshaxnvzhubo,juranhaidabanchengmeiqiu,**dedechoua!】
【jiushi!womenfeishanvzhubokeshiyouliangqianwandefensi,meigefensiyirendashangyiduomeiguihua(yikuaiqian),dounengyansizheigexiaocaiji!】
【hahaha,neishaxzhubo,juranhaixiangkenyumilaihuodeyanqiu,dangzijishiyanshuma?buzhidaoshizijishigechoubi?】
feishazheibiandefensi,kaishigongjiqisuxiaomeilaile,yigegedoushiyanyuruma,xiaozhangzhiji。
【choubi,xiangyaodashangshiba?mianfeisongnijigechoujidan、lan**changchang。】
啪啪啪。
wushugechoujidanlan**,basuxiaomeidepingmudoukuaidaliehenle……
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