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wobeibabadeyibazhangshandaozuijiaoyixue。
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我早该清醒的。
zishizhizhongcuodebushiwo。
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「是谁报的警?」
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「bukeneng……baijinyidingshizuobilede!」
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「baiqishou,ruoshibeiqinfanmingyufeibang,niyouquankonggao,rangrenxiangnigongkaidaoqianbingpeichang。」
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「zuowan……mingmingwo……」
「mingmingniyijingqinshoubaxunlianfushangdeniukou,touhuanchengleweixingshexiangji,woshuodeduibudui?」
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