《zhongshenghou,gaolengyingdichengletadexiaoguaiguai》zheibenshudajiadouzaizhao,qishizheishiyibenhaomenzongcaixiaoshuo,shizuozheshitoubuyingdeyibenxiaoshuo,xiaoshuodezhurengongshiyanrugeqiyue,jiangshule“woshibushigaosuguoni,zhiyaoniguaiguaitinghua,majinizhaogehaorenjia,baoniyishiwuyou?”“woshiniqinma,wozenmehuihaini?……...
#yanrugebielaizhanbian#,weijuweiboresoubangdisan。
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hai,zheijiewangyoubuxinga,madeyidianxinyidoumeiyou。
真没意思。
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hengheng,tachidekeshiqimeirenqinziweitazuodemeishiyo~
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henkuai,yuermenji、suanxiangpaigu、yupiantanghesuanrongcaixinjiudoushangzhuole。
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qi·baozang·chushi·yingdideshouyikebunengchuanchuqu,beibierendianjikejiubuhaole。
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yanrugezuiliniangmuniangmudijiaozhedongxi,hanhubuqingdiyinglesheng。
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shishinanliao,taxianzaixianggensulianerzhengmiangang。
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shishishang,shiwaishiershisixiaoshizhibo,jiwanshangwuliaodeaoyingzhanshikan。
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“wogenniyiqicanjia。”
yanruge:‼(•'╻'•)꒳ᵒ꒳ᵎᵎᵎ
“nibushiconglaidoubucanjiazongyime?”
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guaiguai!zhudaoyaoxiaofengleba?
“这次不一样。”
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哟呵!
yejiushishuo,qiyuehenzaojiujianguotale?
yanrugeyanjingweimi,daizhedianshenshideyiwei:“shuoshuokan,shenmeshihoudeshia?”
祈越只笑不语。
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xuanji,tachunjiaogouqiyimodandandehuaixiao:“xianjiaoshenglaogongtingting。”
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