zhongshengheimao，tamendoujiaowoguiyizhizhulinyexiaoheizheishiyibenjiqiyouxiudeyibuzuopin！gushiqingjieyihuankouyihuanyinrenrusheng！shilituijian！tuijianxiaoshuoneirongjiexuan：linyecihuayichu，sangkunhesangbiaoliangxiongdidunshijiuqishuashuadekanxianglelinye。“yewang...”huiyingtamendequeshilinyebaozao……
suizhelinyedaizheyizhongliulangmaoliqu，zheichangshengshihaodademaomaobanghegougoubangdahuobingyezhiciluoxialeweimu。
neiqundaxueshengmenyeshushishikanguoleyin。
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zheitiaoshipinyikaishijiuxiangqileyiduanjingdianpeile，zairanhoujiushiaipeiyin。
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shipinzongshizhangjiangjin20fenzhong。
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zaisangkunsangbiaoliangxiongdidaizhe100duozhimaochuchangdeshihou，zheimingshipinzhuzeshipeishangleguhuozipeileluanshijuxing。
youleyinledejiachi，rangbenjiurexuedeshipindunshidedaoshenghua，pinglunqudeguanzhongmenzhihubaoran。
“haojiahuo，meixiangdao2024nianzuiranpianduanjingranshimaomaohegougoudajia。”
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“kebushima，buguangyanzhongshehei，haishexianweifafanzui。”
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“woyaoshizheigedaxuede，wonengzhijiebushangkezaineikanyitian。”
“zheidoushenmeshidaile，zenmehaiyoubangpaihuobing，e，gougouhemaomaoa，neimeishile。”
“zheijianshiqingdexingzhitaieliele，shangbaojinghaishijingquanzongduilema，heimaojingzhangduizheijianshiqingzuochulezenmeyangdezhishi，fanzuixianyimaohefanzuixianyigouyoumeiyoubeipibu。”
“heimaojingzhanggenzheyiqidaqunjiani，nikanshipinde18fen26miao，zhifafanfa，zuijiayideng。”
“wokao，zheizhiheimaotainiubile，yazhegoudaa，goudoubeidachenggoule。”
“xiaoheixuezhangyyds。”
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“wojiamaokanlezhihushikehuanpian，shiyanzhongjianji！”
“ganggangjiwojiamaokanle，tagenwoshuozheishibaipai，neiqunliulanggoudoushiyanyuan，tashangtayexing，ranhoutaganggangshangzhuozideshihoumeitiaoshangqu。”
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haowuyiwen，linyezaishipindangzhongdebiaoxianzhijiejiuzhefulebuzhidaoduoshaowangyou，tademingqiyeshizaiyicishangzhang。
buguozheiduiyutalaishuoxianranbushishenmehaoshi。
“xiaoheixuezhang，kanzheili。”zhengzaizhanzaiyuanqiangshangjiyizhongliulangmaomenjiangkedelinyehaimeifanyingguolai，yimingchuanzheniuziqundenvhaierjiunazheshoujijitapaileyizhang。
“mimimimi，wozheiliyouxiaoyugane，kuairangwomomo。”lingwaiyimingnvhaierzeshidunzaiyipangshouzhongnazheyidaicongchaoshimailaidejingzixiaoyuganzaineibuduandounongzhe。
kanzhetashoulidejingzixiaoyugan，linyedangjijiufanleyigebaiyan。
miao...（niyoumaobingba，zheizhongxiaoyuganshijimaochidema，bendayechilehuishenshuaijiede！）
ranertadejiaomaqueshirangneimingnvhaiershuangyanshunjianjiuliangleqilai。
“wa！xiaoheixuezhangzhendehaokeaia，jiaoshengruannuoruannuode。”
miao...（kee！juranshuobendayedejiaoshengruannuo！）
shuozhelinyejiujiangmuguangkanxianglemianqiandeneiqunmao。
“bendawangdeshengyinbaqima？”
“baqi！yewangdejiaoshengzuibaqile！”sangkundiyigesongshanglezijidemapi。
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linyeneiweiyandemuguangsaoshiquanchang。
“buxiang！”zhongmaoqishenghuidadao。
“henhao！yihousheiyaoshibeigaledan，tajiubushiwomenmaomaobangdechengyuan！”
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“silang,nizuijindeyejizuihao，zuotianpiandaolesigenmaotiao，xianzaiyouniqinshenjidajiashifanyixiaruheyoupianliangjiaoshou。”
“是！夜王！”
huayingangluo，zheizhihunshenyuanguguhaoxiangtudoushangchalesigenyaqianyiyangdedapangjujiucongshushangpalexiaqu。
luodizhihoutadayaodabaidejiulaidaolerenqundangzhong。
yimingnvhaierganggangyongshouchupengdaota，tajiuzhijiewangdishangyiwai，duzishangdefuguidaizhijiexianggemiantuanyiyangtanzaidishang。
sitiaoxiaoduantuibutingdezaineimingnvhaierdexiezishangcainai，zuibalifachuyizhenzhensajiaodeshengyin。
kandaozheiyimuneimingnvhaierxindouronghuale，dangjijiudakaizijidebaobao，conglimiannachuleyuanbenzhunbeijizijiamaochidegaojimaoguantou。
kandaozheiyimu，shushangheweiqiangshangdeyizhongmaomaomenyanjingdoukuaikanzhile。
linyegengshiyouzhongchangzidouhuiqingledeganjue。
“kee，jingranshiyiguanshijikuaiqiandegaojimaoguantou，woyigeyuedouchibudaojici，zaozhidaobenwangqinzishangquyanshile。”
“xiwangzheixiaozishiqu，jibenwangliuyiban。”
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ranerzaigaojimaoguantoumianqian，dapangjusilangxinzhongnalihaijidetazheigelaoda，budaoyifenzhongshijian，tajiubamaoguantouzhijiechiwan，tangzhidoubudaishengde。
jiuzailinyehendeyagenzhiyangyangdeshihou，weiqiangxiamianturanjiuchuanlaileyidaowenroudenvsheng。
“xiaohei，zhongyuzhaodaonile，nikanwojinidaileshenme！”
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