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qihuanxiaoshuo《zhongshenghou，songcuowaimaidewoshafengle》yououyangqinxinjingxinbianxie。zhujiaohuozonghutianliangshuzhenzaiyigeshenmideshijiezhongzhankaileyiduanqimiaodemaoxianzhilv。gushiqingjiekourenxinxian，lingrenjingtanbuyi。zheibenshuchongmanlemolihexiangxiangli，bidingnenggouyinqiduzhedegongming。nilaogongdaizhexiaomichulaizhaoyaozhuangpian，kuaiguanguanta！】wozoudaohulaobanmianqian，shenchushou。“niganshenme？”hulaobanbeiwangyoudepinglunnaodejiaotoulane，zuanzheshouji……

精彩章节

wuxingjijiudianli，wochuanzhewaimaigongzuofu，jiliangweidalaobansongshanglianjianingmengshuixingjiu。qianshi，

laobanborandanu，baningmengshuirengzaiwoshenshang。“wodiandemingmingshizibuliaocantang，niliangewaimaidousongbuhao，

feiwu！”mishuzaiyibianbangqiang。“nikendingshimeijianguohaodongxizijitouhele，peiqian！

”wonachuxiezhemishunichengdeningmengshuidingdan，takandoubukanjiushuaisuiwodeshouji，dadianhuatousudaozongbu。

wobeifawuqianyuandangchangkaichu。youmeiqianjiuwobingzhongdemuqin，zhinengyanzhengzhengkantalishi。

dangwanshipinliuchuandaowangluo，renrenmawoqiongfengle，lianfentangdouyaotouhe。wannianjuhuizhiji，wotouhezijin。

zaizhengyan，laobanzhengjushouzhaohuwosongcanguoqu。fangxin！zheihuiyouwo，baonitanchanghaoshengyi！……1“qingwen，

shi‘jiaoqiaoxiaoxuzaixiandengtouwei’diandedanma？”dangzheliangweilaobanhexumishu，

wonachuzhizhiwaimaidanheduinicheng。qianshiwomeiyoufangbei，zhizhidanzibuzhidiuqulenali。zheihuizhiyaotarenle，

zheifenwaimaidanjiushiwomeisongcuodetiezheng！xumishuyanranyixiao：“shiashia，wozuituijiandexingjiuyinpin，

kuaishang。”tayanliquanshiqidai，kanlaishiguyidianningmengshui，bushidiancuo。guangdang。

wobaliangbeisuliaodaizhuangzhedeningmengshuifangzaizhuoshangshi，liangweilaobandourenbuzhuzhoulezhoumei。“zheishenmedongxi？

xiaoxu，wobushirangnidianzibuliaocanxingjiutangma？”tadelaobanchuyanzewen。

xumishuhaichenjinzaizijideshijieli。“laoban，qishiningmengshuiye……”peng！laobanmengdiyipaizhuozi。

“hunao，zheishishenmechanghe？”“renjiahuozongshibaimangzhizhongchoukongguanglinde，nijirenjiashangningmengshui？

zheishishangwuyanqing，bushinimenxiaohaiguojiajia！”faxianlaobanzhendonglenu，xumishuganjinshangqianchouzouzhizhidan。

“rangwokankan，zenmekeneng？”wozhengxiangranglaobanyeguolaikan，xumishuhurantuoshou，

bazhizhidandiaojinlepangbiandenuanlu，shunjianshaochengfeihui。“bububulaoban，ninwuhuile，

wodiandejiushizibuliaocantang，zhishizheixiaogesongcuoledan，wopaweinantacaixiangdageyuanchang。

”xumishuyibubuzoujin，mingmingzhuangrongjingzhi，cikequerutongegui。“xiaoge，

niganjinqubazibuliaocantangquhuilai，wobutousuni。”jianwochichibudong，tadaoxiyikouqi。“aiya，

buhuiba？nandaonimeijianguozheimeguidetang，zijitouhelebushuo，haimailianjianingmengshuisongshanglai？

”wogangxiangjieshi，laobanyijingjieguohuatou。“touhea，haoban。”tamanyouyounaxiguanchuokainingmengshui，

juqiyicixingbeizi，mengdishendaowotoushang，lianshuidaibingkuaijiaolewogetouxinliang。“wotiandedongxidouganpeng？

xianzaijiniliangtiaolu，yaomeyuanyangjiwomailiangfen，yaomequanjiapeijiwo，buranwoyitousu，

rangnichibuledouzhezou！”zongbushibuhuitingwojieshide。zhiyaotousu，qingzeshibeifakuan，zhongzezhijiekaichu。

wohaixuyaozhengqianjiuwomama！“pei，wopei，buguo……”wokanleyanduimianzuobishangguandehezuofangzongcai，

youkanlekanxinxudaodaqidoubuganchudexumishu。yaozhaotupokou，haishidecongxumishuzheierxiashou。

“buguowozheibeiziyemeijianguoyifenyiqiankuaidetang，wanyinongcuodianmaicuolejiudanwushile。”“xumishu，

nengbunengqingnibagoumaijietudiaochulairangwokankan？”hulaobantaishoushiyi。“nidiaochulai，jitazhangzhangjianshi。

”xumishuyingleyisheng，taochushouji。neishuangranzhedahongzhijiadeshou，zhengzaijuliezhandou。

2wojinjindingzhetadeshoujipingmu。suopingjiekaishi，

wozhuyidaopingbaojingranshixumishuhehulaobantieliandedatouzhao，haiguamanaixintiezhi。

kanlaitabujinjinshigemishu，haihehulaobanyouzhebukegaorendeguanxi。nanguaiqianshitaduifuwoshi，

hulaobanyijuhuayemeizebeiguo。qingren，shebude。zhiyuneiliangbeiningmengshui，

gujishitaxiangwanjiaoniumawenxuewantuole，wangwoshenshangshuaiguoni！tahuluanhuazheshouji。

zaihulaobandeshengshengcuicuxia，tacaizhongyudakaiyijiaqingsheyangshengtangdedianjia，

zhizhezuiguidezibuliaocantangzaiwoyanqianyihuang。“jiuzheige，maiba。”tazhengyaonazoushouji，

wojimangzhuazhutashouwan。“dengdeng，wohaimeikanqing。zheihaoxiangbushigoumaijiluba，nizhendexiadanlema？

”xiangyaoshangshouchakandingdan，tayibapaikaiwodeshou，duodaohulaobanshenhouyingyingmoyanlei。“laoban，

nijiuzheimekantadiaoxiwo？”“nikannikan，woshoudoubeitazuanhongle！”hulaobannaqidianhua，

buyuanchulianggewudasancudeheiyibaobiaochongshanglai，buyoufenshuojiuniuzhegebobawoandaozaidi。

“gandiaoxiwodenvren，nixiaozibuxianghuoleshibushi？”hulaobantaiqijiao。

ganggangzhanmanxueshuidepixiedichuaizaiwolianshang，woyouxindishengchuyiguquru。congxiaodaodawobutoubuqiang。

mamashenglebing，woyemeiyoumaicankaojuankuanliancai，ershirifuyiridajifengongzhifuyiyaofei。

woxingdezhengzoudezhi，tamenpingshenmeyuanwangwo？jiuyinweiyouqianma？wojuliezhengzha。baobiaodeliqiyeyueshiyueda，

zhidaobawochediyazhi，quanshentiezaibinglengdedibanshang，wocaiyidongyedongbule。

saodongyinlaijiudiangongzuorenyuanheyongcankerendeweiguan。xumishutianyoujiacu，

bawoshuochenglegejuburenzuidewaimaixiaotou。shengshengyilunzuanjinwodeerduo。liantongqianshimawodeneixieshengyin，

youquanbuchanraozaiwonaohailihuizhibuqu。“renqiongzhiqiduan，meijianguobudiuren，toudongxicaidiurenna！

”“yaobushirendalaobandianwaimai，nizheibeizidoujinbulewuxingjijiudian，haitoudongxi？haigandiaoxirenjiamishu？

guoranqiongrenchudiaomin！”“biefeihualekuaipeiqianba！yaobunaodalequanwangyifengsha，niliangongzuodoudiule。

”fengsha？woxiayishiwangxiangxumishu。taguorannazheshoujizaizhibo。qianshideshipin，yidingshitachuanchuqude。

weilezuoshiwodezuiming，neiduanshipinjingguojingxinjianji，waiquchengwoditourencuo，tamenkuanhongdaliangraoguowo。

zheicitayouxianggujizhongshi。“yaoworenfayexing，buguowoyougetiaojian！”hulaobanbuxiedihengleyisheng。

“haigantantiaojian？xing，nishuo。”wokanlekanyazhuwodebaobiao。hulaobanshilegeyanse，taliangbawofangkai。

wopaqilairouleroujianbang，zheimedaliqi，chadianbawoshouruodegebodoujuezhele。qishitamenyaozhennongshanglewo，

wohainengfankousuoyaopeichang。kerujin，wozhinengfangshouyibole！“tiaojianjiushi——woyaohanlaiquanjiudianderen，

baokuokanzhibodeneixiewangyou，doujianzhengworenzuirenfa！”3tongyirenzuidehuayichu，

pangbiandexumishumingxiansonglekouqi。biezheji，haoxihaizaihoutou。jiudianjinglishoulehulaobandexiaofei，

hanlaiquantigongzuorenyuanjitachengchangzi。guangshijichuqudehongbao，culveyisuanjiuzuzuwuqianyuan！

shenjiaguoyidehulaoban，quehaishiweileliangqiandeliaocantangxiangyaobisiwo，zheijiushiyouqianrenma？

baojianmenkoumankengmangu，wuyayaquanshiren。jiusuanyirenyikoutuomo，dounengyansiwo。

wangshangyongrudeguanzhongjiugengduole，pinpinchuangchutazhibozhanghaodelishixingao。“zheigewaimaixiaoge，

wozenmehaoxiangzaiyanglaoyuanjianguo？”suizheyigefayan，wangyoumenfadongliliangkaishibawodegerenxinxi。

【waimaiyuansunming，jialiyouyigedeleniaoduzhengdelaomuqin。tabuzijizhaoliao，fanerbamuqinsongquyanglaoyuan，

yijingzhuleliangnianle。】【yanglaoyuan？xiangyezhidaozheizhongrennengsongshenmehaoyanglaoyuan？tamahaishidanqinbatayangda，

zhenshibaiyanlang，meiliangxin！】【zheizhongbuxiaozi，rendaohuimieba！】yishijian，wochenglerenpinelie，

youwunibuxiaodeetu。wangyoudongdongjianpanduojiandan。zicongmamadeleniaoduzheng，

woyeshicizhiriyesihoulezhengzhengyinian，peitatouxi，daochuxunyiwenyao。bobodejiadihenkuaitaokongle，

budeyi，wozhinengbamamasongquleyanglaoyuan。wodezhuanqian，wodemaiyao，wodejitahuanshentacainenghuominga！

qianshi，haoburongyidenglaishenyuan，wodagonggengjiamaili。jiuchayidian，chayidianjiucouqishoushufeile！

shitamendeyuanwangzaizang，rangwoyanzhengzhengkanzhemamaliwoerqu。zheiyici，wojuebunengrangtamendecheng！

yanjianwozainanfanshen，xumishupenglepenghulaobandegebo，diyu：“kuairangtarenzuiba，

zanzaiyanyichukuanhongdaliangdeximaduozhuandianrenqi，haichouzhaobuzhehezuoshangma？

”hulaobandeyididianlediantadebitou，xiaorongweisuo。“jiuniguidianziduo，jiejuelezheigemafan，

wanshangzairangwokankan，nihaiyoushenmehaodianzi。”xumishuqiaolianyihong。“taoyan。”faxianzhibohaizaijixu，

hulaobanganjinqingleqingsangzi，mianxiangwoyangzhexiaba。“wohutianyebushishenmeweifuburendezibenjia，

zheishishinichichibukenrencuo，wodangranbunengqingyisuanle。”“zheiyangba，zhiyaoniyuanyixiaguidaoqian，

wobujinbujubaoni，hairangnizhipeiyibandeqian，suanshirangnizhangzhangjixing，zenmeyang？

”shiqingmingminghaimeichaqingchu，tajiuzheiyangjiwodinglezui。“hulaoban，yaozhenshinineiweixumishudianleningmengshui，

zenmeban？”jianwoxinshidandan，hulaobanlvedaihuaiyidikanxiangxumishu。xumishupaipaixiongfu。“laoban，

nihaibuxiangxinwoma？”dedaobaozhenghou，hulaobandiqishizu。“yaoshiyuanwangleni，wodangchangkailexumishu，

haipeiniyiwankuaijingshensunshifei，zenmeyang？”“yiyanweiding！”zhizhidingdanyijingbeipohuai。

nenggouzhengmingwoqingbaide，zhiyoushoujishangdedianzixinxi。womomokoudai，gangxiangfanchushouji，

caifaxianbuzhishenmeshihou，shoujibujianle。“nishizaizhaozheigema？nizhencuxin，diaojinningmengshuilidoumeifaxian。

”xumishudeyiditaochuzhanmanshuideshoujidijiwo。kewulunwozenmeqiaoda，shoujizaiyedabukaile。

4jiudiangongzuorenyuankaishiqihong。“guiyixiamianyiqiankuai，kuaiguiba！”“guolezheicunjiumeizheidianle，

bienongdaozuihoutousuni，fadegengduo！”“gui！”“gui！”shengyinyilanggaoguoyilang。

“huiyourenbangwozhengmingde！”wocangbaiwulidejieshibeiyanmeizaixiongyongdeshenglangli，meirenlihui。

hulaobanwunaiyaoleyaotou。“jirannizhimibuwu，neijiubieguaiwotousunile。”dianhuajietonghou，

zongbujinglipingrilengmodeyudiao，biandewubireqing。“hulaobana，youshenmeshilaoninqinzidadianhua？

shouxiafenfuyishengjiuxing。”hulaobanhengleyisheng。“nishoudixiadewaimaiyuan，jiaosunmingneige，

jiwobazibuliaocantangsongchengleningmengshui，gujitouhele，haijuburenzui，xianzaiwozhengshitousu！

”zongbujinglijizhepeizui。“shishishi，shiwoguanlibuyan。nifangxin，huilaiwojiuchufata，haidekaichu！

haohaojinichuzheikoueqi！”tamingmingkeyibangwo。houtainengdiaoqusuoyoudingdan，tayiheshijiunengzhidao。

danhulaobanshigongsidakehu。taquantiyuangongdouzaizongbujingliqixiacanguandingcan，

yanghuolebaokuohouchuqiantaiwaimaiyuanyixiliechanye。suoyiningyuanxishengwo，jingliyeyaoweihuhaozheigekehu。

“jingli！nidengdeng！”wochezhebozisihou。hulaobandakaigongfang。jinglitaidulikebiandeelie。“sunming！

nihaiyoushenmehuahaoshuo？”“zaogennishuoguo，fuwubuhaokehujiujiwogundan！”yanlimanshanglei，

youbeiwotaishoucaqu。“yaoshiwoyouzhengju，zhengmingcuodebushiwo，zenmeban？”jingliyishengchixiao。

“neiwogongkaijinidaoqianpeichang，zenmeyang？”zhengjudouzaitashouli，tabuxiangnasheiyediaobuchulai，

ziranyoushiwukong。“hao，nishuode。”dianhuaguaduanhou，wodingzheqiangshangxuanguadeshizhong。

julibadianhaiyouwufenzhong。wangbaorengzaijixu。【kuaiguia！zhenyaonalaomadejiumingqianpeijirenjiama？

】【zheizhongmeidaodedejiahuo，zenmehuizaihulaomademing？】【neijiubaojing，rangtaqujianyudunjitian，

haohaozhangzhangjixing！】sunminglianggezibeidashangxiaotoudebiaoqian，zaigedashipinwangzhanfengkuangchuanbo。meitiaoshipinxiamian，

xumishudouaitelezijiagongsijinxingxuanchuan。【shiyizhicihaiyuanyijijihui，liangxinqiyea。】【bushuole，

woquxiadingdan，tingshuotamenshengchandedianqiyidengyidehao。】dingdanxuehuabanfeilai。hulaobanlouzhexumishu，

xiaodehebulongzui。“zenmeyang？wonaixinyouxian，nidaodiguibugui？”wobilegexudeshoushi。

“haiyousanfenzhong。”tamenduishiyiyan。“shenmesanfenzhong？”“nishibushishixinfengle？”woyoubilegeer。

“liangfenzhong！”xianchangguanzhongyeshimianmianxiangqu，doubumingbaiwoshenmeyisi。“zuihouyifenzhongdaojishi！

”wangyoumenyiweiwoshichuisizhengzha，yegenzheqihongshuaping。【banfenzhong！】【ershimiao！

】【shijiandaolezenmeyang？huaguima？】“daoshushigeshu，shi、jiu、ba……”suoyourengenzhewoyiqishu。

“wu、si、san、er、yi！”wozhanqishenlai，zhizhixumishudeshouji。“kankannidezhiboshipinba。

”tadixiatou，dakaipinglundeshunjian，lianseshabai。5“zhei……zheizenmekeneng？”hulaobancouleguoqu，

yeshishenseyibian。“zhei……xumishu，nijiwojieshiqingchu！”xumishukusangzhelian，pinlemingdianjubao，

queshanbudiaozaojiuchuanbianremenqudepinglun。“bukenenga！wozaojiubanideshoujirengningmengshuilile，

zenmekenengdiaochudianzidingdanlaihaifadaowangshangqu？”cihuayichu，sixiahuaran。gongzuorenyuandakaishouji，

diaochuzhibo，guoranfaxianrepingshaizheyizhangdingdan。goumairennichengshi“jiaoqiaoxiaoxuzaixiandengtouwei”，

danzineirongshiliangbeiningmengshui，hejibudaoshikuaiqian。“haojiahuo，shikuaimaideningmengshuiyaoerenjialiangqiankuai，

nizheixiaomishufengleba？”“meizhunshirenjialaobankoumenni？”“douchulaitanshengyile，

haidangzhongerenbuyinggaiba。”xumishuduizhejingtoulianliandahan。“bie，biexinta，zheikendingshitapdetu！

”fanyingguolaidewangyoubuzaiyibiandao。【neinijiushaizhengjua？shoujijiuzaishoushang，diaochugoumaijilubunanba？

】【dajiatingshuozuijindejiaoniumawenxuemeiyou？zheigexumishudangchujiushikaotuanjiandianlianrumantou，

zuishangzhanmannaiyouxiyin**zhuyilide，biewenwozenmezhidao。】【shibushineiburenshi？kuaishuo，aiting！

】xumishudesishenghuobeibagualegedierdiao。youhaorenaode，gancuizhijieaitehulaobanfurendezhanghao。【wei，

nilaogongdaizhexiaomichulaizhaoyaozhuangpian，kuaiguanguanta！】wozoudaohulaobanmianqian，shenchushou。“niganshenme？

”hulaobanbeiwangyoudepinglunnaodejiaotoulane，zuanzheshoujidiankaifurendeyemiantixindiaodan。