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《zhongshenghou，worangedupoposhuidajie》zheibenxiaoshuokeyishuoshiwozaiduanpianyanqingwenlijuqingzuihaodele！zhangjinhualimingzheliyaozushigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:zhangjinhua……nimenqianwohexiaoyude，qianwoshangbeizineitiaomingde，wohuiyibiyibisuanqingchu，lianbendailidiqinshoutaohuilai。lianjialvguandechuanghuguanbuyan，lengfengguoxie……

精彩章节

popobawonverdejiumingqianshuaizaizhuoshangshi，womeiku。wunengpianxindelaogongzhizaihunanhai，rangwofangqinvershi，

womeiku。“yatoupianzisilekeyizaisheng，zheiqianjiwodasunzimaixinshouji！

”dangtabafangchanzhengshuaizaiwolianshangma“sangmenxingjiugaishuidajie”shi，woxiaochulesheng。tabuzhidao，

shangbeizizaiwosihou，zheitaofanghenkuaibianchengletianjiaxuequfang。gengbuzhidao，wozaoyilianxihaomaizhu，

zaoyizhunbeihaoyiqie。“ma，ninshuodedui。”wowenroudifuzhufafengsapodeta。“suoyizheifangguiwo，

ninjinwanjiuchuqushuidajieba。”1.“ma？qianni？mingzheni？tazaina？henizaiyikuaima？

”yiyuanjiaofeichuangkouqian，wobaozheguntangdenverxiaoyu，shengyinshayadiwenganlaidepopozhangjinhua，

shixiansisidingzhetashoulidejiububao。limingzheshuotaququqian，kewoquezhidenglaileta。

zhangjinhuakandoumeikanshaodemihudexiaoyu，lakaipobubao，luchuhouhouyitaqian。neishixiaoyudejiumingqian。

tameidijichuangkou，faner“pa”diyisheng，henhenshuaizaiwomianqiandetaizishang。“qianqianqian！jiuzhidaoyaoqian！

yigeyatoupianzi！feiyanjiuyaohuasanwan？wodasunzigangkaoshanggaozhong，yaogehaoshoujizenmele？

neishiguangzongyaozudeshi！nimendangdiemademeibenshi，youlianlaiguawoguancaiben？”tayueshuoyuejidong，

“yatoupianzisilezaisheng！zheiqianwoyaoliuzhejiwodasunzimaixinshouji！tianjingdiyi！

”“yatoupianzisilezaisheng！”zuihouzheijigezihenhencitongwo，woyanqianyihei。

shangbeizibeituixialoushigutousuiliedejutong，xueyeliushidebingleng，haiyoulinsiqianzuihouyiyan，

zhangjinhuabaozheliyaozuzhanzaiwoshitipangdexiane……suoyouzhongshenghoukeyiyazhidejiyisuipian，

zaizheiyikebeichediyinbao。silezaisheng？xiangshangbeizineiyang，zhaganwoshenshangzuihouyidixue，

zaixiangdiulajiyiyangbawocongloushangtuixiaquma？“he……”wobujinlengxiao。zhangjinhuayileng，suijibaonu，

“nixiaoshenme？fanlenile！sangmenxing！shengpeiqianhuode**！wogaosunilinwan，

niganjindaizhenizheibinglaoguiyatou，gunchuwomenlaolijiademen！”tamazhe，mengditaochuhongbenben，

yongjinquanlichaowolianshangshuailai，fangchanzheng“pa”didiaozaidishangtankai。“limingzhe”sangeziciyanwubi。

“kanjianmei？fangben！mingzishiwoerzide！shiwolaolijiadegen！”“sangmenxing！daizhenidexiaobinglaogui，

jinwanjiujiwogunchuqu！nimenniangliangjiugaishuidajie！biezhanzhewosunzidedifang！”“shuidajie？

”woditoukanzhefangchanzheng，shangbeizijiushizheibozhi，chengletamenduowoxingming，xiangshoutianjiaxuequfangdegenji。

kezheitaofangzi，shoufuhemeigeyuehaidedaikuan，doushiwochudeqian。lianjiashenchuxuezhu，wohuanhuandunxia，

dongzuoqingroudifuqubingbucunzaidehuichen，wenwennaqifangchanzheng。taiqitoushi，

wolianshangshenzhichechuleyisijiqipingjingdeweixiao。zheixiaorangzhangjinhuayezhu，xiangbeiqiazhubozideji，

sisidengzhewo。“ma，”woshengyinqingxipingjing，“ninshuodedui。”zhangjinhuamengle，hunzhuoyanliluchumangran。

wonazhefangchanzhengzoujin，zaitajingtihuyidemuguangzhong，wenwenfuzhutayinjidongzhandoudeshoubei，shouzhibingliang。

“suoyizheifangzi，guiwole。”wokanzhetazhouranfangdadetongkong，“nin，jinwanjiushuidajieba。

”2.bingfangli，shoujipingmuliangleyouan，anleyouliang，quanshilimingzhedalaidedianhua，wodoumeijie。

zuihouyigedianhuazidongguaduanhou，pingmutiaochuyitiaolaizitadeweixin，zilixingjiantouzhenongnongdebunaifan。

“linwanninaogoumeiyou？maneimedanianjile，shuoliangjuzhonghuazenmele？haibushiweinihao！xiaoyuneidianxiaobing，

zhiyuhuaneimeduoqianma？”“qianmaxiannajiyaozumaishoujile，neishizhengshi！niganjindaizhehaizihuijia，

biezaiyiyuanlidiurenxianyan！mashuole，rangnihuiqujitakegetourengecuo，zheishijiusuanwan。”xiaobing？

ketourencuo？wochixiao，tamenzuomeng！santianhou，xiaoyuzhongyuchuyuan，gangtajinjiamen，

wojiutingjianzhangjinhuadeyideshengyin。“kankan！zheicaiguang！zheigeju！nanbeitongtou！yaobushiwoerzijizheyongqian，

zheididuan，zheilouceng，shaoshuoyedezaizhangshiwan！”ketingli，zhangjinhuahongguangmanmian，

zhengdaizhejigenvrenkanwomendezhuwo。“jiajushenmede，neisangmenxingniangliangdepolanwanyier，

wolimajiaorenqingchuqu！jueduibudanwushi！”“nifangzichanquanmeiwentiba？zhenshinierzide？

biedaoshihougenwomenchepi。”yigejuanfanvrenwen。“fangbenshangbaizhiheizixiezhewoerzilimingzhedeming！

zheifangziwoshuolesuan！talinwansuangeshenmedongxi？yigeshengbuchuerzidemuji！worangtagun，taganfangyigepi？

”tapaizhexiongfubaozheng，huayingangluo，tajiukanjianlebaozhexiaoyuzhanzaixuanguandewo，lianshunjianchenxia，zhishengkebo。

“yo，sangmenxinghaizhidaogunhuilai？”tachayaochongguolai，tuomojihupendaoxiaoyulianshang。“chuzhedangmenshenni？

gunyibianqu！biezaizheiaiyan，huiqisile！”tamazhe，shenshoujiucubaodituiwo。wobaozhexiaoyuceshenyirang，

zhangjinhuatuilegekong，liejuyixia，naoxiuchengnu。tayiyanpiejianwofangzaixiejushangdeyaodai，xiongguangyishan，

zhuaqidaizihenhenzaxiangdimian。yaopingsuilie，yaopianyaoshuihunzhebolijianleyidi，kusedeyaoweimimankai。

huailidexiaoyuhedehunshenyidou，wadidaku，xiaolianjingkong，gangtuishaodeshentiyoukaishifatang。

“kukukujiuzhidaoku！gennimayigedexing，peiqianhuo！xiaobinglaogui！”zhangjinhuahaowukuijiu，bianbenjiali，

“zaosizaochaosheng！shengdelangfeiqian！zhanwosunzidefudi！

”“zaosizaochaosheng……”shangbeizixiaoyubeitamenbidelijiachuzou，zuihouzaibinglengdehuchenghelizhaodaoshi，

…zhangjinhuazailiyaozushengripaiduishangneiju“zongsuanshaolegetuoyouping”……naohaizhongmingweilizhidexianchedibengduan。

“a！！！”wojianjiaochusheng。bushikongju，shijiyaleliangbeizidetaotianhenyi！

woxiangyitoubeichedijinudemushou，jianghedailedexiaoyuwangpangbiananquandidaiyifang，

zhenggerenchaozhezhangjinhuabuguanbugudipuleguoqu。shouzhihenhenzhuaxiangtadetoufa，zhangjinhuabeiwohemengle，

zhidaotoupichuanlaijutongcaifanyingguolai，shazhubandihaojiaoqilai。“sharenla！sangmenxingsharenla！jiuminga！

”hunluanzhong，wodelianjiabeitazhijiahuapo，**laditeng，danwoganjuebudao，mannaozizhiyouyigeniantou。

sileta，silezheizhangchirendezui！“zhushou！linwannifengle！”yishengbaohecongmenkouchuanlai。limingzhehuilaile，

takandaowoqizaitamashenshangsichedemoyang，jibuchongshanglai，yibazhuazhuwodegebo，

yongjinquanlihenhenwanghouyizhuai。“peng！”wodehouyaozhongzhongzhuangshangxuanguanjujiao，jutongrangwoyanqianyihei，

huazuozaidi。“mingzhe！nikankanzheigefengponiang！tayaoshalewoa！”zhangjinhuakutianqiangdidipuguoqu，

baozhulimingzhedetuijiukaishikongsu。“tafanletianle！gandapopo！nihaibukuaidasizheige**！

”limingzhekanzhemuqindecanzhuanghelangbeidewo，yanshenlidezuihouyidianwenduyexiaoshile，zhishengxiayanehebaonu。

“linwan！nizhenshitiaoyangbushudefenggou！jiwomaguixiadaoqian！like！！mashang！！”tazhizhewodebizi，

eshangqingjinbaotiao。xiaoyusuozaiqiangjiao，kanzhebabazhengningdelianhenainaiedudekuma，hedeliankudoubugankule，

xiaoshenzidougebuting，zhishengxiayayidechouye。houyaojutong，lianshangshenxue，

erbianshicierdekuhaohebaonudepaoxiao，haiyounverkongjudaojizhidedechouqisheng。

zheiyiqiejiaozhichengyizhanglingrenzhixidewang，henyirutongbinglengdedushebanchanraozhexinzang。womanmantaishou，

yongxiuzihenhencadiaolianjiashanghunzhehuichendexueji，dongzuohuanmanquejuejue。

muguangsaoguozhangjinhuahelimingzhelianggerenniuqudelian，zuihoudinggezaiqiangjiaosesefadoudexiaoyushenshang。

shangbeizilinsiqiandebuganhehuihen，daoguanjinsizhibaihai。ketou？rencuo？he，zuomeng。wofuzhebinglengdejuzi，

jiannandizhanleqilai，jibeitingdebizhi，jinguanshentiyinweitengtonghefennuhaizaiweiweizhandou。

woshenzhimeiyouzaikanneiduimuziyiyan，jingzhizouxiangjiaoluolihehuailedexiaoyu。

wanyaojiangtabinglengfadoudexiaoshentijinjinbaojinhuaili，tadeyanleishunjianjinshilewojiantoudeyifu。“xiaoyu，

mamadainizou。”wodeshengyinsiyadelihai，queyichangpingjing，xiangbaofengyulailinqiansijidehaimian。

wushishenhouneiliangzhangjingeyoufennudelian，hezhangjinhuabagaodejiaoma，limingzhedenuhou。wobaozhenver，

yibuyibu，zouchulezheigediyu。shenhou，zhangjinhuajianlidezuzhouzhuilechulai，“gun！

daizhepeiqianhuoshuidajiequba！sangmenxing！wokannimenniangliangnenghuojitian！zaowanhengsijietou！

”menbeilimingzhehenhenshuaishang，juxianggejueleneigelingrenzuooudeshijie。waimianbuzhiheshixiaqileyu，

yudianzazailianshang，hunhezheweigandexueji，yipianbingliang。shuidajie？

yandizuihouyisishuyuguoquderuanruohechiyi，beizheibinglengdeyushuichedijiaomie。limingzhe，

zhangjinhua……nimenqianwohexiaoyude，qianwoshangbeizineitiaomingde，wohuiyibiyibisuanqingchu，

lianbendailidiqinshoutaohuilai。lianjialvguandechuanghuguanbuyan，lengfengguoxiezheshiqisisilvlvzuanjinlai。

wozuozaichuangbian，shoujipingmudeguangyingzhewohaowuxuesedelian，wozhijianbingleng，queyichangwendingdicaozuozhe。

pingmushang，heranxianshizhegangcaizaijialihunluanzhong，wojiezhewanyaofangxiaoyudeshunjian，

yongshoujishexiangtouduizhundishangtankaidefangchanzheng，kuaisupaixiadejizhanggaoqingzhaopian。

meiyizhangdouqingxidipaixialechanquanrenxingminglan——“limingzhe”。wodemuguangsisisuozairiqishang，

xinzangzhongzhongditiao。shangbeizi，jiushizaizheiyitian，wobeilimingzhenajiatinghehaizihongpianzhe，

zuizhongxinletadeguihua，fangchanzhengshangzhiqiantayigerendemingzi。zheijiushiyichangcongtoudaoweidouzaizhenduiwodepianju。

fangchanzhengshangzhiyoutayigerendemingzi，keshoufushiwodehunqiancaichanfude，hunhoumeigeyuehaiyinxingdaikuan，

yedoushinawodegongziquhai。shouzhizaipingmushanghuadong，diankaiyigejihuyaobeiwoyiwangdedegongzhonghao，

pingmudingbu“falvyuanzhu”sigezirangwoxindidouzaizhandou。

wojiangfangchanzhengzhaopianheneiduanguanyuhunqianshoufuhunhoudaikuan、guanjianderiqixinxi，yiziyijudiqiaolejinqu。

dianjifasong。pingmuxianshi“fasongchenggong”deshunjian，wozhangzhangdixileyikouqi。zhangjinhua，

niyiweiniezhefangbenxieshangnierzidemingzi，jiugaozhenwuyoule？niyiweiwohaishishangbeizineigerennicuoyuanniebian，

zuihoubeinituixialoudechunhuoma？youxicaiganggangkaishi，womenzouzheqiao。3.“linwan！nisinaerqule？

haibukuaigunhuilaijimadaoqian！mabeiniqidexinkoutengleyiwanshang！haiyou，ganjinhuilaibajialishoushiganjing！

luanqibazaodexiangzhuwo，diubudiuren！”limingzhebaonudeshengyincongdianhuaneitouchuanlai，

yinyuejiazazhezhangjinhuazhongqishizudezhouma，heliyaozudayouxidejiaohan。

zhei“xinkouteng”tingqilaikezhenshibingrugaohuang。womianwubiaoqingditingzhe，zhijianhuaguoshoujipingmu，

tingliuzaizuowanshoudaodeneitiaojianduanquezhongyaodehuifushang。“shoudao，hunqiandaechuzikenengyingxiangchanquanrending，

qingbaoliuzhengju。kemiantan。”shumingshi“fulvshi”。limingzhejianwobuhangsheng，gengshihuomaosanzhang，

“tingjianmeiyou？niyabale？wogaosunilinwan，biejilianbuyaolian！lilewo，

sheiyaonizheigedaizhetuoyoupingdepoxie？ganjingunhuilai……”“limingzhe。”wodaduanta，

shengyinpingjingdemeiyouyisibolan。“tongzhinima，zheizhoumojiazujucan，zailaodifang，wohuidaixiaoyuguoqu。

”dianhuaneitoumengdiyijing，jinjiezheshizhangjinhuaqiangguodianhuadejianlisangyin。“heng！suannishixiang！zhidaocuole？

neijiuhao！jizhu，lailejiujiwoguixiahaohaorencuo！yihouzheigejiawoshuolesuan！

nineigebingyangziyatou……”wobunaifandizhijieguaduanledianhua，mangyinduduzuoxiang，

gejueleneilingrenzuooudeshengyin。zhangjinhua，limingzhe……nimendengzhe。zhoumodejiazujucan，

xuanzaiyijiabendicaiguanbaojian。judadeyuanzhuozuomanleren，limingzheneibiandeshubogushenjihudaoqi。

zhangjinhuazuozaizhuwei，chuanzheyishenzhanxindejianghongseduanmianaozi，yanbuzhuyanjiaodekebohedeyi。

tapangbianzuozheliyaozu，zhengditoumengchuoshoujipingmu，limingzhezuozailingyibian，lianseyinchendikanzhewo。

wodaizhexiaoyuyijinqu，yidaodaohuobiyihuoxingzailehuodemuguangshelai。

zhangjinhuajiaxingxingdibaichuyifudadukuanrongdeyangzi，zhilemenkouzuichadeweizhi，“linwan，xiangtonglejiuhao，

zuoba。”womeidong，muguangsaoguozhongren，luozaizhangjinhualianshang，shengyingaiguobaojianlideqieqiesiyu，“ma，

tingshuoninqianzhenzi，jishequ‘guanaizhongbingertong’jijin，juanlewuwankuaiqian？”baojianshunjiananjingxialai。

zhangjinhuadejiaxiaojiangzhu，yandishanguoyisihuangluan，“a……shi！zuodianshanshijide！mazheirenxinshan！

doushixiaoshi，buzhiyiti！”“shima？”wochunjiaogouqiyigebinglengdehudu，“kewozenmetingshuo，neiwuwan，

shininnawonverxiaoyudejiumingqian，jininbaobeidasunziliyaozu，mailezuixinkuandedingpeiyouxishouji？

”baojianshunjianzhale！suoyouzhenjingbiyidemuguangqishuashuashexiangzhangjinhuaheliyaozu。“nixuekoupenren！

”zhangjinhuamengdizhanqishenzhizhewo，yiziguachuciershengxiang，shouzhijuliezhandou。“sangmenxing！

zijimeibenshinongdaoqianjiyatoupianzikanbing，jiulaiwumiewo？sheikanjianle？niyouzhengjuma？！”“zhengju？

”wolenglengdao，“liyaozuzaitongxuequnxuanyaoxinshoujidezhaopiansuanbusuan？shoujiguanwangwuwanchutou，

fapiaoshijianjiuzaixiaoyuzhuyuanjiaofeineitianxiawu。nin‘juan’dewuwan，shijiandidiankedouduideshang。

”zhangjinhualianshangxuesejintun，zuichunduosuo，xiangfanboqueyigeziyeshuobuchulai。limingzhepaizhuobaoqi，

“linwannijiwobizui！shaozaizheilizaoyaoshengshi！mayongqianlundaonizhishouhuajiao？yaozumaishoujizenmele？

neishitayingdede！”“yingdede？”wozhuantou，muguanglenglengcixianglimingzhe，

“yongtameimeidejiumingqianmaishoujishiyingde？limingzhe，xiaoyushiniqinnver，liyaozuzhishinizhizi！

”“yigeyatoupianzi……”limingzhetuokouerchu，duishangwodeyanshen，houmiandehuayingshengshengyelehuiqu，

lianshangqingyizhenbaiyizhen。“goule！”dabozhoumei，yuqibuyue，“jinhua，mingzhe，zheidaodizenmehuishi？！

”“meiyou！tawumie！tazheigejiaojiajingjiushihenwo！”zhangjinhuajianshengfouren，shengyinquemingxiandiqibuzu。

“shibushiwumie，chachajiuzhidao。”wopingjingjiekou，“yiyuanjiaofeijilu，shoujidiangoumaijilu，

yinxingliushui……ma，nin‘juan’dewuwan，zounagezhanghu？ganbuganrangdajiakankan？

”“ni……ni……”zhangjinhuaqidehunshenfadou，zhugansedelianbiebuchuyijuhua，

zaiwairenmianqianjingxinweichide“ciaipopo”mianjuchedisuilie。“xingle！jiachoubukewaiyang！cishidaociweizhi！

”daboqiangxingyaxiazheichangfengbo，baoxiangliqifengangazhiji，qinqimenkanzhangjinhuamuzideyanshenlichongmanlechaoxiao。

liyaozusihuzhongyuchajuedaoqifenbudui，mangranditaitou，“nainai，zenmele？

”judadexiufenrangzhangjinhuajihufengkuang，tamengdizhuaqizhuoshangdeshuibei，henhenchaowozaguolai，“xiao**！

wotamasilenidezui！”beizicazhewodejianbangfeiguo，zazaihoumiandeqiangbishang，pengransuilie。“ma！

nibiechongdong！”limingzheganjinlazhuta，yanshenquexiangdusheyiyangchanzhewo，yadileshengyinweixie。“linwan，

**zhenshihaoyangde！niyiweininengdeyiduojiu？lilehun，wokansheiyaonizheidaizhebingyangzidepoxie！

woyaorangniniangliangzaichenglihuobuxiaqu！”wodeshoujipingmushishidiliangqi，fulvshideyitiaoxinxiaoxiyueruyanlian。

“linnvshi，zhengjulianyichubuwanshan，guanyufangchanbufen，nikeyizhuzhangchanquanzhongxinrending，

womensuishikeyiqidongfalvchengxu。”wopingjingdishouqishouji，